nobody. not even nobody. tesla's official corporate DJ. Manager at the Grill.

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I love that “Hi Bob” means “Go F*CK Yourself” now 🤣🤣🤌 This will be one of my new T-Shirt designs. @elonmusk #HiBob 🔥
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Replying to @elonmusk
Way back in the Ancient Times when we were kids. 👌
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Replying to @GloryDoge @elonmusk
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Replying to @Rainmaker1973
Elon loves you and your content and won't let you become suspended. Keep up the awesome work. 🥇💙
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The New @Tesla ModelC ! 😍🔋⚡️🚗🔥 All electric! @elonmusk @kimbal #Tesla #ModelC #CompactCar
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Happy Birthday buddy! @elonmusk ! 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁😘
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How do ya like them apples? 🍎🍎 Tesla Roadster. 💯
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Would you drive a pink Cybertruck? 😍💓💘🌹💋❤️ Hey @Tesla ? Whatchyou think? 🫡
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Don’t fret precious I’m here. @elonmusk 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 #Theseus
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Me at 4 years old. 😍
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If you see this lovely woman, do wish her the most Happy Birthday. 🎉🎂 She is like a Mom to us all. 🌹💋❤️ Happy Birthday @mayemusk 🥳🎈🎁 Don’t forget to make a wish. ☺️
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I understand his frustration and that aspect of his reaction was mildly funny but, not hers or his fault for being scared. Didn’t need to chase her. Could’ve just left it alone or said “ miss, everything is ok”
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Replying to @elonmusk
New Roadster concept. 🌹💋❤️🏆
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Hello? @elonmusk 🤜🤛 Do you like this @Tesla compact car concept design? It’s f*cking 🔥🔥🔥 So SMOL 🥹 Should be around 25K 🤯🤯🤯 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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“This may sound corny, but Love is the answer” - @elonmusk - 🌹💋❤️
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Love is timeless. Needs no instructions... Only just to be it. Be Love. 🌹💋❤️
Elke C 🇩🇪
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These moments are the ones that last. You blink your eye, they go so fast. The last pages of an ending story. The heartbreaks, love made, and all the glory. The transference like mycelium of energy, From the withered tree to the falling leaf, free. A perfect phenomenon blossoming beautifully. Completing the infinite cycles of infinity. Naturally, I pay it forward and take care of family. I'm only looking forward in time at a reflection of me. Walking each other home, God please? I thank you for this life, and to experience suffering. Such and honor and a blessing to be here with you, Dad. I Love You. David. 🌹💋❤️
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GM @X @elonmusk @Tesla ! 🤜🤛🥇💙🌅☕️ Do you like these Tesla Cyber Wagon Concepts? 🔥 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Replying to @TaraBull
Ya'll need to come to Mr. ROGERS neighborhood. 😉🥰
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Cutest baby! My son Leo when he was just a lil Bebe…😍😍😍 I love him more than words can explain. ♾️
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Hell Yeah! Tesla CyberCruiser & The XCruiser @Tesla @elonmusk
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The strongest most powerful Super Power.
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Replying to @Minecraft
Madness. Yes, we yelled. 🤩🐔🏇
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Replying to @elonmusk
🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
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This Black Tesla Roadster (concept) looks 🔥🔥🔥👀👀👀 @Tesla @elonmusk @woodhaus2 🫡
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My cat at 4:20 AM … Oh cats. 😻 nitter.app/Yoda4ever/status/17512…
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Replying to @SpaceX
GO SPACEX! 🚀 GO ROCKETMAN! 🫡 GO GO GO! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 @SpaceX @elonmusk
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"Peoples bullshit bouncing off me like..."
Hesh
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As the days pass slowly, and the weeks fly by, I spend every night with you in paradise. One more tick on the clock, tick tock, Savor every one because one day it stops. But nothing made of metal and no mechanical hands, Amount to how much our love is, more than grains of sand. And not a thing made up here called time could ever break, The connection between us from the love we make. Nothing in this place or in the vastness of space, Could keep me from knowing you & recognizing your face. And no amount of sad moments or any amount of bad lies, Could stop me from kissing your lips, and getting lost in your eyes. So as I hold you close and and squeeze you tight tonight, I thank God and pray to wake with you in my sight. So goodnight dear as we fall to the Ocean’s Lullaby, A yawn, one last kiss….as we close our eyes. #OceansLullaby 🌕🌊💤 🔊🔛 Goodnight my sweet @X - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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..and if suddenly the world was gonna end, And we wouldn’t get the chance to do it all again. I would spend my last moments holding you, By candlelight, holding you tight, looking up at the moon. We whisper one last time as we say goodbye, I Love You. …and all the world rest easy, you’ve given me everything I needed, believe me There wasn’t a moment I was unhappy with you, You complete me and I know it’s true. Because I’m not afraid to leave this place, You settled my fears dear, and always put a smile on my face. Always gave me a reason to want to come home, With you my love I was never alone. We make love one last time as the fires consume everything in sight My Angel to take me home and everything’s just right. We are twin flames and is how we’ll go in the end. You are my eternal best friend, and I will find you again. #fires 🔥🔥 🔊🔛 ( Goodnight my sweet @X ) - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Replying to @elonmusk @joerogan
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“Happy Birthday Mr. President” @elonmusk 🫶🫵 @mayemusk @ToscaMusk @kimbal #HappyBirthdayElonMusk 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁
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I’m here for you if you need someone. I have an open ear & an available shoulder to cry on. There isn’t anything that can’t understand. I want to see you prosperous & happy. How may I help you get there? I believe in you. - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Replying to @Tesla
Or… a fun weekend in the Roadster 🍑 😉 🤌🤌🤌 #Tesla #S3XYCARS
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You’re not always going to make the right decisions no matter how hard you try. Yes you will fail. Many times. Fall down on your face over and over again…. But if you keep throwing things against the wall, eventually something will stick. You’ll find a groove or a niche that you feel comfortable and happy being in and creating for. That’s when you will know. Then run with it. Give it all you got. It will prevail in being what you do in life. I’m looking forward to witnessing your growth and being there for your accomplishments. - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Yeah. 🥰😍🫶♾ How I actually dance. 🤣 🔉🔉🔊🔊📈📈
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We danced all night and held each other tight. Safe back at my place, I feel your heart race. Take off your clothes, and close the door. Let me slide into your arms once more. I’ll light the candles and lay still. We make love all night until… Full moon will be day soon. 🔥🔥 Goodnight my Sweet @X 🚀🔴 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Gave Dad a nice shave! Look at that handsome smile. Show him some ❤️ and I will make sure he 👀 it. Happy Valentine's Day. 🌹💋❤️
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Replying to @Tesla
Sounds about right. 🤣🫡🏆🏆🏆
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Merry Xmas! 🎄🎁🏎️ - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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You guys have a slide at work? 👀👀🔥🔥🤯🤯 @Tesla #Tesla Tesla.com 🌹💋❤️
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You guys like my new Tesla? It’s FAST AS F*CK BOI! 🏎️…….💨 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Replying to @RandomTheGuy_
Probably his kid. People take the opportunities to make funny videos.
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#MASTER 🫡🥇💙⚔️🛡️ @jordanbpeterson
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My goodness. Stole my heart. 🌹💋❤️
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Howd do ya like them “nice doors” 🤣🤌🤌
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
Yeah, but who puts a chair in the middle of a room with no ropes or stanchions? Absolutely the museums fault.
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I wake up at 4:20 am Let’s have a great day! 😃 🌹💋❤️
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What you guys think? 👀👀👀 got Grok? 🤖🦾 @xai @elonmusk @X 🤜🤛
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🤲🙏🧎‍♂️🫛 “Pray for World Peas”
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 😃 Bury your face in your favorite feast today! 🦃 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Good Morning @Tesla @elonmusk @X ! 🤜🤛🥇💙 Here is a delicious Tesla Midsize Pickup Concept! 🔋🛻 Falcon Wing Doors in the back! 🪽🪽 6 passenger! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👦 6 foot bed! 🚲 Badass! 👀🔥✅ - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Replying to @wholemars
🤣🤣🤣 🤝
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We must preserve goodness. 🕊️ Cultivating our collective consciousness by practicing compassion for one another. Even those that anger and frustrate us. We are all sharing this space on Earth and no geographical or political lines can separate the fact that we are all one underneath our ego structures. Our labels. Our expectations and opinions of one another. We all experience pain & suffering the same as pleasure and all have the same basic needs. Is it so hard to be the strength in someone’s life? In everyone’s life? Because if you are strong in faith, trust your fellow man and give them the benefit of the doubt with love and not fear, you may find the light in the darkest situations and be able to be an inspirational motivator to those that, all they needed was a true leader, or a fren. You. Me. All of us. Holding hands and teaching & leading each other to a life of safety, security, abundance, and of course happiness. Will you be the smile on someone’s face? Will you be the reason they sleep with ease, feeling safe underneath your wing? Do you give selflessly and lay no claim to your merits? Do you thrive to see your neighbor flourish prosperously? Do you wish peace for all beings sentient and non? Now is the time to open your heart and give it all you got. The world can’t go on without you. That’s how perfect it is. Will you walk with me on a path to victory? Help me ease the suffering of those around us even when our own hearts are breaking? Will you help us discover freedom? I believe in you. I believe you have the strength, and you have the power to use love as your vehicle for liberation. And even in the worst of it, know that i am always here with you, and it will be ok. I Love You. ♾️ - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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New hair who dis? 🦰✂️😀
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Hello, I Love You won’t you tell me your name ? @Tesla 🔥 Tesla.com 💯 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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I’ve traveled to the ends of the Galaxy in search of you. It’s been so many years I lost count. Lost track of time. I’ve forgotten who I was and where I came from. It’s only you, just a distant memory trying to fade. It’s the only thing I have to hold on to. At times I’ve felt so close only to realize that I’ve gone nowhere. I will not give up on you. I follow my heart. It tells me to keep going …just for another day. I believe you are out there. I believe you are thinking of me too. I haven’t lost hope. You have always been my dream. One day, you will be my reality. I Love You, I’m coming. 🔥🔥 #twin 🔊🔛 ( Goodnight my Sweet @X 🫂 ) - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Replying to @cb_doge
Yes. Grok can do scene changes and different camera angles of the shot as well.
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Elon, i apologize for not knowing the answer to this, but can we "gift" a month of Premium+ for other accounts? Was thinking of selling shirts and proceeds will go towards gifting newer people a month of premium. @elonmusk @X 🎁
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My gorgeous baby. Yes, I style his hair. 👀😍🤩 #FeelingGood 🥇💙
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Replying to @Rainmaker1973
Exactly how I taught my son!
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“A Mother & Daughter’s Eternal Bond” ♾️ 🌱🌹💋❤️
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It’s fine. It’s a JEEP. 👌
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Dragon Roadster 🐉🏎️
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GM! 🌅☕️ Check out this @Tesla Cyber-Roadster concept! @elonmusk Please feel free to make some Tesla Vehicle concept art and share below. I would 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙏🙏🙏 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Elon, whatever it is, I got you. 🌹💋❤️
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This picture of Leo 7 years ago is probably one of my favorite things to exist. This will be on my T-Shirt for his bday today! 😍😍😍
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Don’t worry. Snap out of it. Love you @x Good Morning! 😃☀️ 💫
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Replying to @DyerbolicalDB
You can’t be serious. Lane Myers K12 on 1 ski Camaro. Ricky. $2

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Please let this fake fuckin shit die. No one needs to share this fake shit for monetization. It is raising false hate.
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The cool thing about Optima… 🔥🤖 Is that she learned how to cook this entire dinner last Thanksgiving by shopping with my Mom. Then going home and observing in detail how my mom has always cooked the perfect Thanksgiving Feast! She only had to learn once but requested to me if we had the budget ( 😍 her language model is evolving, workin on it 🤣 ) to allow her to make a practice dinner. We did and she did amazing on her first try. Since that practice dinner, she has studied cooking shows and had a few different cooking practice nights with mom. 🥰 Look how amazing this feast looks! 😋 She cooked the whole thing by learning from us. Observing, practice & patience = perfection. 🏆 She is also playing this 🔥 Beethoven track from her “Front Subwoofers” 👀🤌 Happy Thanksgiving ! 🦃 Thank you my beautiful @Optimasubprima 🙏 @Tesla @Tesla_Optimus @elonmusk - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️ 🔊🔛
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Who likes Cotton Candy? 🍬🍭 Would you like your @Tesla Roadster served in : 💖💕💘❓ Or 🔷🔵💙 ❓ - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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They call her “Omnia Mater” ( All Mother ) She is a new @Tesla concept project which will mimic a human birth process by creating the substance and material essential to simulate this process through a form of “mechanical digestion” in which she consumes different smart nano materials in the form of what looks like human food. It has a breakdown and energy cycle process similar to ours which actually is essential for her life expectancy and power recharging. The nano’s chemical make up makes it manipulatable being able to change and adjust according to Omnia’s needs mechanically. This, when she is “Pregnant” is how she receives the essential materials to “3D print” a new “Baby-Bot” 🤖👶 The process is able to be sped up or slowed down. She is on a 3 months creation/birth process! The amazing thing is, the nano and it’s growth paths are somewhat random abiding by a small set of parameters. It may have different tone to its resin plating and skeletal cast structure. It may not grow as tall as it’s creator/parent. It may have different eye color. Very similar to human and animal kingdom birth. Isn’t she stunning? She’s 3 weeks along. @elonmusk @xai @Tesla_Optimus - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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YUP! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Wise old sacred knowledge my dear old dad told me once and I never forgot. They’re all the same height when you lay em down. 👇🛏️🤌
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Good morning, World. I am witness to your perfection. The ups & downs. The good & bad. All the colors of the spectrum and even the ones you don’t see. The flower & the bee. The waves are the heartbeat of the Earth. The wind seething, gently sighing as the trees whisper. Quietly. Equanimous. No thought, only vision. Seeing with your heart. No separation from the totality of all beautifully perfect things as they symbiotically relate & create one. As they live. Experience. Enjoy. When we suffer, it’s not “them” it’s “Us”. When we see the things that break our heart, we are hurting for the overall collective of humanity as a whole. Together, the ancestral knowledge we have combined and available through lineage & time is called the “World Mind”. It’s basically how we communicate. But your body, your heart, even your brain is extremely intelligent. Your body, without the interference of constant “thought” ( words out loud in your head ) has it’s own intelligence and it’s extraordinary. To be able to sit back as the witness. Ride in your body like a Starship. Watch as your organism handles everything comfortably. The mind makes an amazing servant but a horrible master. Your consciousness doesn’t care either way. It’s the witness. Therefore, you need not identify with your foibles, follies and mistakes. They are what make you perfect for without down, no up. Without frown, no smile. Without negative, surely no positive. How would we know? How would we exist? We need the infinitely vast cold ever expanding, lonely dark nothing, nobody space….so we can always and forever have a background. A canvas. A stage for light to be. And to illuminate all things. Realize, that the dark background, and all the light realization…would be nothing without us to experience it. Us. Omnipresence. I love you. 🌹💋❤️
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There she sat, stood up and heart broken. Again. She worked so hard at making the perfect meal. Getting herself proper and elegant. He’s probably out traipsing around with that Trollope. My heart yearns for her happiness. She is a good woman with a pure and selfless heart. What I would give to be the soil for her tears when sprout her courage and bloom her vibrant beauty. Every petal shining the reflection of love straight from our immaculate source. The Everlasting Sun. Her kind and warm demeanor, always inviting. Comfortable, I realize I’m paralyzed basking within her radiance….and float weightless. - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Mission. “Mars & Cars” ♾️ SpaceX. 🚀 Tesla. 🏎️ Dogecoin. 🥇 @elonmusk - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Replying to @elonmusk
Got ya bag right here homie. 👌
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Replying to @TaraBull
Nope. Lost 34 pounds in about 6 months. Exercise. That's it. Didn't change the way I eat much.
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Replying to @elonmusk @BillyM2k
Me and the brothas carrying @CNN 's twitter account. 💀💀💀
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I will be dreaming of you my Love. @Tesla Roadster. 🏎️…💨 Tesla.com 💯 #S3XYCARS @elonmusk 🔥 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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GFY! 🌅☕️🖕
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Hello. My name is David. May I interest you in a Test Drive in this brand new shiny red TESLA ROADSTER? 🏎️🔥 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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Fuck it. I love you. 🌹💋❤️
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#NewProfilePic Who dis? 🌹💋❤️
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Dawn's warm promise, Fog's eyes retire. Relaxing in our moment, Not 1 desire. Bliss unfolding, Kiss perfection, Let go, unknowing, With this reflection. And find the you, That is me, That is that, That is everything. Embrace the love, Lock connection, Key your heart, No more rejection. Resting everlasting energy. Sharing All God's Amenities. Caring about each other's Sanity. And cultivating our similarities. To get a bright and vibrant community, Rolling together progressively, And communicating fluently, And interacting happily. Goodnight my beautiful @X 🔊🔛 - DTESLA - 🌹💋❤️
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When me and @elonmusk finally chill ⚡️⚡️ nitter.app/i/status/1756722042647…
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Who wants to @Tesla make a compact? 💯🔥🌹💋❤️ #Tesla #Smol
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Where am I? 😋
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