She said yes! 2020 can end now.
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zuckerberg remaining, and you know that one likes copying
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so humble, he just manages his mega yacht
Jim Ovia doesn't drive a Lamborghini but he is expected to be paid N20 billion in dividends next month from Zenith Bank
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“looks like we may miss Q2 targets. Yemi, please email the prayer department.”
I think every startup should have a praying department 👀
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Today’s a good day ❤️
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Again, Google Meet > Zoom. A thousand times.
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lmfao is capitalism your mate?
Adidas CEO: Kanye West Didn’t Mean Antisemitic Comments, Isn’t A Bad Person go.forbes.com/c/7cgc
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Man, Burna’s music >>>>>
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If you deep it, no electricity in a whole country is very wild
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See that "Thank God I replied his DM" look.
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If you have my voodoo doll, please take it to the gym.
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Now live at their Yaba and Alausa locations
Can @abeg_app please onboard the place restuarant Cant eat because of the crime of not carrying my card. Ehy does everything have to be hard af
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come, rema has jams o
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We thought it was AI that’d steal our jobs, turns out it’s Justin.
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there are some types of emails I won’t even send on my phone
booking flights on a phone is crazy. that is a laptop activity
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there’s no way we’re not downloading vpn again 🤣
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seeing a billionaire’s butt on the internet on the first day of the year is definitely a good sign
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imagine no electricity in the whole US or UK. That’s like an apocalyptic event
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peruzzi's album is really good
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come o, the electric buses the FG wants to deploy, how would they be powered?
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I’d be disappointed if 5alive doesn’t sponsor a Malek Berry concert and name it ‘The Berry Blast’.
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Think I just gave Odun the best email response in the history of emails 🤣
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“into the piggyverse”
“Withdraw from Piggyvest to Pocket to Patronize your favorite merchants” Noice.
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Replying to @Papi_waga
lmfao congratulations man
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been 3O+ since I was 20
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brah, what’s Barbie’s marketing campaign budget?
Enroute Nigeria. Thank you, Kenya.
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That idea you've had for 3 years, someone is launching it next week.
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If this doesn't win him an Oscar, then the issue is from his village.
Leonardo DiCaprio to play a man with 24 different personalities in new film ow.ly/JMtEw
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Petition to arrest all engineers that don’t keep up with timelines (that they set themselves) 🥲
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The operating system that only keeps half of your files and deletes the rest: ThanOS {pause for laughter}
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Paying with @patronizeco Pay Point today at Burger King and watching others doing the same was pretty nice.
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Start now.
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mehn if this country was just semi-decent, the patriotism would be leaking from our ears
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What movie would you actually give 10/10?
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I sent OJ an issue, oga replied "soft" 🤣
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Can HBO buy the TV rights to Nigeria?
.@dino_melaye lands in hospital after 'attempting to escape' @PoliceNG custody | TheCable bit.ly/2qWYDWd
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If you’re going to try to move to someone, move with all your words typed in full.
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look, somto >> one day sha
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the one thing to keep in mind when trying to bring a product to this market
98% of Nigerians have less than 500K in their account. That puts tech bros and babes (yes, you) in the Top 2% of the Nigerian economy. Reason am.
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but what truly matters? Being the actual most profitable bank or people thinking you’re the most profitable bank?
He taught me the power of social media. Do you know how many people think that UBA is the most profitable bank in Nigeria & will literally argue with you that they "know" it is? All because TOE has a 🔥 Instagram & the Uncle Jim doesn't.
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Look at people who mean business.
#BREAKING Former vice president of Supreme People’s Court Xi Xiaoming sentenced to life imprisonment for corruption
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Replying to @TheGrandVezir
you need to be a writer for HBO 😭
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Super excited about this. More awesome stuff on the way!
Over the last 8 months, we’ve been working to create a system where businesses can receive in-store payments from @abeg_app users. ☺️ Today, we are excited to announce our partnership with Medplus. @MedplusPharmacy
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I’ve watched that trailer an obscene amount of times
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Thanks a lot, guys 🙏
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building products for a developed country must be nice. look at these people doing a coffee subscription service 🥲
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inverter without solar won’t do you much good in this country
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The word ”Luxury” has suffered in this Lagos 😅
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but come, how can I explain to a foreigner that there aren’t CCTVs in our prisons?
In all of this, is there CCTV at the prison? #EndSARS
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this app is actually insane 😭
This really my grown man meat? 😕
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I never ever bet against talent and experience.
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within the next 3.5 years
You owe it to yourself to become everything you’ve ever dreamed of.
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150kg bench. Will retire when I hit 200.
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after today, only like 4 people are not married in this Lagos
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Google Meet > Microsoft Teams > Zoom
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Hey! @TheUnscripted_ is looking for social media interns to join her team. Apply here -> docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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Plot twist: everything in this country is fake
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Replying to @ladytiffs_
something that should be banned.
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$300M exit after 18 months...this life
Indian online learning giant Byju's acquires 18-month-old edtech startup WhiteHat Jr. for $300M in cash, making it India's fastest exit story at this size (@refsrc / TechCrunch) techcrunch.com/2020/08/05/in… techmeme.com/200805/p33#a200…
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Replying to @GraceRandolph
Would you have known if the creator didn’t mention it? The use of AI is inevitable in every industry. When new groundbreaking technology rises, disruptions are bound. Are you going to stop reading news blogs on the internet because new media took jobs from print media?
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every year we see the same thing with these shows, yet every year people still attend them 💀
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love it
How it started How it’s going (750) (200,050)
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Uber just reduced fares by 40% in Lagos. Competition is good.
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The cat PR machine has been on overdrive this year
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SantaFlex is brilliant. Those PiggyVest guys, wow 🙌🏽👍🏼
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Nigerian Twitter in the event of a zombie apocalypse would be the funniest thing in the history of humanity
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Just bought PlayStation and Apple App Store gift cards from a merchant on @getpocketapp ❤️
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3000 RTs. Well done! See you and 2 of your friends soon.
Twitter Please help me get this !!
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I could be wrong, but if you're going to be a consultant to startups/entrepreneurs, you should have built a successful startup, yes?
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People enjoying things. Odun:
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Mortal Kombat movie, new episode of Invincible and season finale of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, all tomorrow 😩
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SF and IBK full ground 🙏
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lmao if Biden licked a microphone, I can't even imagine how they would have finished him
And Biden didn’t lick a microphone o.
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And 4 out of that 10 are living very close to me.
As of today, the unmarried Lagos-based CU eagles are remaining just about 10.
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I believe in partners doing what works for them
Do you believe in partners giving each other space in a relationship?
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Listening to 'inspire to aspire' people for 5 years really got me immune to motivational yarns.
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The evil CW has done is truly enough.
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"Tweet about saving money 3 times and a Piggybank user will appear."
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“Dey play. Warm regards.”
How do you tell someone “Dey Play” in a professional setting?
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Listen, watch Arcane on Netflix.
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"Not everybody is struggling, don't ever console yourself in failure." - Dr David Oyedepo.
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every single person in PiggyVest sabi die, and that pleases me
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the recovery rate is really encouraging
Thirty-five new cases of #COVID19 have been reported as follows: 19 in Lagos 9 in FCT 5 in Kano 2 in Oyo As at 10:20 pm 16th April there are 442 confirmed cases of #COVID19 reported in Nigeria. 152 have been discharged with 13 deaths #TakeResponsibility
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thank goodness for the internet and social media
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