Who wants to be a millionaire with me? Bookmark this tweet and let's come back to it in <5 years time.🥂
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"Locked in" You Whey your laptop no get battery
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Congratulations to me 🎉🫶 Today, I will be resuming my job as a pilot in Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport, Abuja. Thanks to MTN for their support and for bringing me this far.
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"If you don't finish up with this project today, I will be needing a refund"
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Dear God, let me make it in tech, cos there's no plan B.
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Just started HTML, wish me luck 🫣
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Not all tech bros are rich!!!
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Getting started with HTML, wish me luck 🥺👀
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I don't want to be a programmer, I want to be a ballerrrrrrrr 😭
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You wan compete with global talents, but your laptop dey hang.
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I think every startup should have a praying department 👀
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"Humble beginning" with MacBook and monitor screen
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"After carefully reviewing your application, we've decided that we'll be moving forward with you"
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Client: When will this project be ready? You: in 2 weeks time MTN:
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Gun pointed at your head, develop a web application without using the internet for help, what will you build?? 😂😂
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Intern, after seeing senior dev using chatGPT to center a div.
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Your first gig of 50k. You don rush post "There is money in tech" Okayy 😂
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Fact about life in tech.... A startup founder is another startup's UI/UX designer.
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I've got a new way to apply for jobs. Trust me, there's a higher chance of getting hired. Reply this tweet if you're interested.
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Backend developers, post your works 👀😂
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Forget how good your portfolio is, forget how good you are, forget your stack, forget how many languages you are good at. There's something called GRACE, it break protocols 🚀
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Started learning HTML around 10am. Rounded up by 12pm, started CSS, rounded up by 3pm. Went to JavaScript, spent like 30 minutes. Learnt tailwindCSS, nextJS and typescript overnight. With lots of APIs. Thanks for believing in me 🙏🏽
Just started HTML, wish me luck 🫣
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Got a job in the first day of a new month. I guess it's a good way to start the month. Even though I'm an oracle, God still speaks for me 😊
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Broke techie starter pack ‼️
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"Trying to speak? Turn on your microphone" —Google meet.
people who end messages with “lol” we see you, we honor you
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Tech life is insane, man. Startup founder and CEO on Twitter. Intern of a company in real life.
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Dear God, please let us make it in tech, cos there's no plan B.
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300k to build fintech app? Be like you wan dey use dispatch riders send money.
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Coding can't get you out of the trenches!!. Coding can't make you rich!!. You need a job, you need gigs. Apply for jobs as you learn 😌
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"Thank you, figma." "Thank you, JavaScript." Money Whey you chop from sportybet
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You go buy MacBook, few days later, you'll post "manifesting a MacBook" you go con pull am out after a week.
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And my prayer got answered. On God 🙏
One day me seff go post 'before and after' 🙏🤞
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Tech will take you places, do you believe? 👀
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Okay..... Here's the thing. One of the main reason why you don't get hired is "competition". Imagine 150 people applying for a role, whereas they need just one person. Imagine you're the only one applying for the job... No competition no comparison and no rivals...
I've got a new way to apply for jobs. Trust me, there's a higher chance of getting hired. Reply this tweet if you're interested.
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No coding on weekends?? Lol, seems you don't want to leave the trenches 😂
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Made my first UI/UX fintech app Rate me please 🥺
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Thank God it's not 1 year 🤞🏽 All the ones I've been seeing on here are always 1 year apart.
5 years apart 🤲
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I won't even lie. Trying to get to the top all by yourself as a tech guy isn't easy at all. I got my first tech job in 2022, and since then, I have been earning 50k per month. That went on for over 2yrs, with transport fare taking about half of the 50k.
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Even as a developer, try learning no-code tools, or low-code tools. No be everytime you go dey do npm run dev.
Give me your tech hot take, and my job is to try and defend it as much as possible.
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If you're a techie, always post tech related stuff, there are bots out there, searching for techies for employment. I'm a living testimony 😌 Will gist you guys later.....
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Are you new in tech and need mentorship? Send me a DM. Don't forget to retweet.
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Tried locking in this morning, MTN first lock me out 😂
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Small HTML and CSS, you don update bio to "professional software engineer" 😂
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Chosen!!!!
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"I got the job. 🎉" Job whey your uncle sneak you enter without proper interview
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Fullstack developer don get 65 for jamb 😂
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If you're a techie and you still believe you'd make your first million this year, gather around!! Nothing is impossible 💯
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"Tech will take me out of the trenches" You Whey dey study software engineering for london.
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Before I got into tech, I had no workspace, no money, no car, no house and no lover. In 2019, I took a bold step to go fully into tech, and here I am, I still don't have any of those things. Keep pushing.
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HTML, CSS and vanilla JavaScript can put food on your table 🙂 No skill is too small when it comes to tech.
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Tech bro, but you're using airplane mode to refresh your internet connection 🤧
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Tech bros, what do y'all do when girls break your hearts??
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You want to apply as a developer at vercel, but your portfolio is hosted on netlify. Q for audacity
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"If you don't finish up with the project today, I'll be needing a full refund"
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1. Work abroad with a salary of $1k monthly 2. Work remotely from the trenches with a salary or $1,500 monthly Which do you prefer??
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Please remove the "aspiring" or "upcoming" web developer in your bio. You're already one if you've decided to go into the field. 🙂
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Getting started with CSS 👀😮‍💨
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Instead of paying for it, why not just build something similar? I wanted a qr code for a client one time, used a platform to generate it, and then they were asking me to pay. Bro, within 15 minutes, I developed my own qr code generator 😂
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An international offer came in last night! God is too good 🙏🏽
One big and crazy win before December 31st won't be too much for you, daddy 🙏🏽
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Nigeria just hard for techies. Sending loads of love and emotional support to every techie out there. ❤️
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If you still use VScode in 2025, I genuinely don't rate you.
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How to get gigs. A simple hack that worked for me. 🔥 Go on google, type "{job tole} companies around me" Eg: Web development companies around me. You will see a list of companies close to you, most times, their phone numbers are attached. Pick their numbers from there, give them a call to ask if they are recruiting or nah. For a normal gig, search "companies around me" you should see a list of companies close to you, check if some of them websites, if they don’t, get their numbers, give them a call and ask if they'd be interested. Enjoy!
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I'd like to teach just 10 people frontend development with HTML, CSS and vanilla JavaScript for the web. Please, only people who are entirely new to tech 🙏🏽. Comment below if you're interested.
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Build one landing page everyday 👀 Who's in?
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#30,000 CAN'T BUILD A WEBSITE! #30,000 CAN'T BUILD A WEBSITE! #30,000 CAN'T BUILD A WEBSITE! #30,000 CAN'T BUILD A WEBSITE! #30,000 CAN'T BUILD A WEBSITE! #30,000 CAN'T BUILD A WEBSITE!
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Here's how react will make a non programmer confused 😂😂😂 The Code VS The output
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You haven't officially gotten a job until you've received your first salary. That's how my alleged employer asked me to borrow him 2k a few days after he employed me. 😭
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"A landing page i designed for a client for $2,000" Designers sabi lie ehn.
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Can you give up tech for 50 million dollars??
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Am I the only developer who doesn't watch football??? 👀
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Imagine a policeman arrests you, asks you to open your laptop. Luckily for you, you were working on a website using nextJS, and he sees "use client" at the very beginning of your codes and then says you're into fraud 😭
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Can't you see the shape his head? It contains the whole secret of the national ministry of defense 😭 #AFCON2023 #Nwabali
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Not all agba Devs on twitter are really good in real life.
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POV: Nigerian tech sis. "I am a professional backend developer with 2 years of experience."
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Hey techies, what's your PC battery's lifespan?? Mine is 6 to 7 hours 🙂
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Need an illustration designer who can come up with something like this for me
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Omo, +2 Cheers to being two years older. 🎉 I no dey do +1 with una 😂
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Something just came to my mind. How about we start a collaboration Saturday. Every Saturday, I and maybe 2 designers, 2 frontend developers and 2 Backend developers would Collabo to work on a project......
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To be honest, frontend is kinda difficult, but kudos to the Backend Devs 😌
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"Bring deals, bring deals. I'm active. " Dem give you gig now, you no fit deliver 😂
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At this point ehn, bring any job. I can paint. I can build house. I sell wigs, too. I am a professional carpenter. I can sew senator wears, too. Anything at all, bring am. Tech, too.
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Had conversations with a couple of tech guys, and tbh, a lot of them are genuinely tired. Some are even considering quitting tech. I know it is not easy, and I can't guarantee you anything. All I can say is that keep showing up every day. Don't relent. You can do this 🫶
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Back pain. Bad eye sight. Sleepless nights. Nothing whey I never sacrifice for tech, even my babe
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If you was given the chance to work at any of these companies, which would you go for?
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One of the biggest mistakes I made while getting started in tech was wanting to learn everything at the same time. Quite alright, I started with html, while learning, I saw some of my friends building cool stuff with python, I decided to leave HTML and jump on python....
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When I got my first job around August 2022. I came on here to post "I got the job" and everyone celebrated me 😂 After working for 3 months, I later found out bro was a scammer, we worked without pay. If someone asks "how's work" I'll say "we thank God" 😭
Fake life on the internet mehn 😂
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Truth be told..... Tech is not for everyone. In few years time, some techies would leave tech for a better alternative. Know this and know peace. 🤲
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Replying to @terrificprodigy
Let's connect. Active!
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If you are a UI/UX designer and you are fast, and good, but you haven't gotten your first paid gig yet, kindly reach out to me. I have a gig for you!! Abeg, only those who haven't gotten their first paid gig. Let's help them.😔
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Who did these stuff? 😭
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I don't know much about programming, neither am I a guru in tech. I'm also not a rich tech guy, but I have taken it upon myself to help as much people get into tech before the end of this year and next till it is time.
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If you're a tech bro and you don't have money, you're a girl!!. As for me, my new name is Chiamanda 😪
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Even if frontend development has nothing to do with core software development, even if it's being categorized as a branch of agriculture, I'll still do it and boast of it!
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I kinda need a Front-end Dev for one small project 🤧
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If you like, don't use AI. Be claiming agba dev 💀
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Need a UI/UX designer to help me work on a small design for a personal project. Kindly send a DM.
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You can't convince me to stop what I love doing. Watch me make waves with the "underated PHP" 💪
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How I got into tech.... I hope this inspires someone 🥺 #Tech
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Ladies in tech are the most beautiful, unlike the tech Bros, always using dread and tinted hair to cover up 😂😂😂
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