Woke The Odyssey be like:
Odysseus: Oh my son, the last time I saw you, you were just a-
Telemachus: Father... it's now daughter for you
Odysseus: ...and for you it's Mother
Why are so many people acting like Jorge specifically aimed for Epic yo be strictly accurate to the tee like honey it's a musical adaptation for MODERN audience, what did you expect???
This reminded me that they will definitely make him into both Circe and Calypso in that fuckass movie and will erase the fact that he as a man got SAed, I'm betting 1000 euros
We have been talking about Telemachus paintings for a few days now BUT did you guys know that there is a painting of him and Peisistratus together too? Oh the boyfriends...
Thinking thinking thinking abt how Ximena's Telemachus and Penelope have matching cheek moles (kinda) while Duvetbox's have matching chin moles 🤧 everyone agrees that's a momma's boy
OK but guys imagine Odysseus randomly waking up in the middle of nights throughout those 7 years, thinking he is home in his warm bed next to his wife, only to remember he's still on Calypso's island
Also guys, you don't need to suddenly switch up to "erm I actually never liked the musical anyways, sure I tweeted about it 24/7 BUT-" it's okay to admit that you liked the music in it, these things just happen
I'm kinda glad that the first two albums got new versions because the way he screams his name in the new version is like 10000% better than in the first version and I'm sad most reactors don't hear it (until love in paradise)