Met a crypto whale for breakfast
I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk
He ordered a 32 egg omelette
I gasped
The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal
He paid with his Kast Metal Visa Solana Card
I asked why he got such an expensive meal
"Don't worry, I always get my gas fee's worth," he said, chuckling.
He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.
The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed
Guess who owns the tokenised plumbing DAO right next door...
Whales operate on a different level