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WHATS WITH THESE HOMIES SHOOTING MY GIRL
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Honestly, if it did kill him? Imagine that. Just the rush of emotions seeing Will Smith take out Chris Rock with one slap
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Replying to @doulbedoink
yeah there will
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Replying to @Srirachachau
“Your Honor, he was talking about Chris Pratt”
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You really think that Susman saving Toy Story 2 from being deleted would give you infinite job security
75 people have been laid off from Pixar, including Angus MacLane and Galyn Susman. (Source: reuters.com/business/walt-di…)
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“nobody should resort to violence over jokes”
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Replying to @coolestdudeyet
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Replying to @JohnDiLillo
Generational swerve there, didnt even miss a fucking beat, not even an uh or an um
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Replying to @Srirachachau
WHATS WITH THESE HOMIES SHOOTING MY GIRL
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Replying to @Srirachachau
Determined Dinklage Dunks Disney Dwarves Despite Dumb Dorks Deluge
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Replying to @coopercooperco
Just a major L of a 24 hour span for comedians
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Replying to @Srirachachau
Anyone mad about historical accuracy, need i remind you, this poem contains a Cyclops
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Replying to @EPM106
Having seen the movie, and if it truly is THOSE STAIRS, this is incredibly kind (even if its not it still is)
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Replying to @PoorlyAgedStuff
Context:
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Replying to @JordanUhl
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Replying to @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
Oh he hated it
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Replying to @strangeharbors
Same reviewer
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Honestly there is 100% gunna be a person who sees “Based on the characters by the Wachowski Sisters” during the Credits and then the entire trans allegory is gunna click and I want to see that live
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Uncut Gems but its David Lynch betting on Al Roker’s Weather Forecasts
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Replying to @PoorlyAgedStuff
Context: Gaming Industry bad
PlayStation faces gender discrimination lawsuit from former staffer: bit.ly/3l306ai
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Replying to @kenklippenstein
He’s a straight shooter
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is that fucking Ezra Miller?
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WOAH WOAH WOAH Franchise over Pick Up The Phone?
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TFW you lost your forever war in less than a week
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Replying to @Complex
BBBBBBBUT HE SAID HE WAZ INNOCENT IN THE ALBUM?! -Idiots
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Replying to @doulbedoink
What about the slur for people from Arizona?
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lmao
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Replying to @JoestarJokic
Uriji before being fired
BAW5’s Videos
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Replying to @AdequateEmily
The Audience reviews to Uncut Gems are the fucking funniest shit. They expected a Happy Maddison movie just based on Adam Sandler and instead got a panic attack
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Replying to @LonelyGoomba
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Replying to @ettingermentum
Biden after winning every state in the 2024 election (he’s poling at -2%, everyone hates his guts)

ALT Lets Go Sport GIF by NBA

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Replying to @MeganBitchell
Wonder if just letting her say “Fuckers” would still get a PG-13
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Replying to @brndxix
why is this motherfucker rallying he won
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I fixed the Neera Tanden letter
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Replying to @LizardRumsfeld
What is this dude’s accent, its like Pee Wee Herman doing De Niro in Raging Bull
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Guy who’s claim to fame is saying the popular president will be re-elected
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Replying to @davidehrlich
The creator was GOOD

ALT Mark Ruffalo Mark Ruffalo Olivia Wilde GIF

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Replying to @legotrillermoth
So maybe my bet of “Hank Green will be the first Crash Course host to get an acting Oscar nom” may be in jeopardy
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Replying to @RaceplayShawty
JJ Abrams
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Replying to @CraigWeekend
See this is even better because The Weeknd is performing this Weekend!
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Replying to @FoolishBB
You can bet on how long ESPN talks about the Shohei Ohtani news with a No Sweat Bet on ESPNBet using code IPPEI
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Replying to @Srirachachau
Paul Schrader needs them
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Replying to @Timberwolves
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does Heartbreak feel good in a place like this?
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Replying to @JoestarJokic
if you exclude Wade, its Kobe
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Replying to @fellawhomstdve
Reddit moment
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Don’t let them touch Evangelion
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what because the Jags got the first pick again?
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Pickle said some racist shit and allegedly is a sex pest
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Replying to @PoorlyAgedStuff
Context: The real Giant Bomb was Stadia’s sales
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Replying to @ettingermentum
DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE
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Cop when Man makes noise
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.@EliotETC in the nft space
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They mention BOTW 2 in the presentation. They’re still working on it, this is a prequel
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Replying to @JUNlPER
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Replying to @bambooney
The thing everyone said was a bad idea turned out to be a bad idea
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first shot of the eyes of tammy faye
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Replying to @americanamemes
you act like this isnt cool as fuck
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Replying to @0liviaolive @EPM106
Welp there we have it, Keanu is a scab
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Replying to @GenePark
lmao sure bud
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Replying to @roun_sa_ville
Same energy
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Also the distant woos like people are like “YEAH GET THEIR ASS RECORDING ACADEMY”
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Like let’s be real here: if Susman isn’t pregnant in 1998, Pixar doesn’t survive
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Replying to @LilNasX
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
The Box by Roddy Ricch... made with only sounds from me being trapped in a box
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Replying to @Wario64
At this rate Stadia will be free with Happy Meals
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Live your life in a way that when you die your employer dosent have to turn off comments announcing your passing
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Replying to @Wario64
its time
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Replying to @Srirachachau
Love the grift of fronting as a sober guy who is sober because his brother was an alcoholic but also putting your name on bottles of alcohol
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His fanbase is the same people who listen to white midwestern youtube rappers who say “Im the savior of hip hop” unironically
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Replying to @bambooney
its still very funny that he said “yo this sucks” but still put the gagogagalab on Remote Control truly a mind for the ages
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Replying to @bambooney
Love winning best director and then make a movie with a character named “sprite”
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Replying to @JohnDiLillo
Meanwhile you got Spike Lee going PAHNG JOON HO
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Replying to @FourVerts
So cool that College Football has a bronny
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Replying to @ettingermentum
Everyone saying “he owned you” as if this doesn’t invalidate the dunk
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Replying to @Srirachachau
what if they bring back another guy
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*Tay Keith Production Tag* *The most generic beat youve ever heard*
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MaskLover5555 when they see me without a mask (I just took it off to eat)
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Replying to @bambooney
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Chicago Mayor is basically the Venom Symbiote, you could be a perfect person but once you sit in that chair the corruption takes over your body
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For those asking “oh its just a set why does it matter”: The Director of the biggest film of all time got his start PAINTING BACKGROUNDS
"Three still images for very brief interstitials" It's part of the set design background. It's on the drum kit. They got called out and decided the best course of action is to lie about the extent that AI is used in their film. Late Night With the Devil... indeed.
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Replying to @jacobdotgov
Getting fired up before I post my Joe Biden Santa take
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Replying to @Srirachachau
This getting mixed reactions has made me so fucking excited
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Replying to @KingWow @kingwow
”If Drizzy don’t drop i’ll take that as a message” Drake:
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Replying to @Srirachachau
He legit got more laughs in 1 minute than Kimmel did in 3 years of hosting
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Replying to @TheJohnDiMaggio
Now can you fix baseball too since youre good at labor disputes
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Replying to @LiZaOutlives
Liza Minelli has outlived the LizaOutlives account not supporting a fascist regime
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Nah bro thats the guy in @NickLutsko ‘s basement
First look at Austin Butler in DUNE: PART TWO
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Replying to @AndThatsBB
Moneyball - ‘02 A’s
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1. Bheem with the animals 2. Bheem and Ram meeting 3. Bheem tiger fight
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Replying to @Amtath @mandolakes
I imagine that all the cyclists are hunting for her like that scene in John Wick 3
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