"Fucking Think You Twink" | He/They | Bi | 18 | Into like anything nerdy lmao |
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had to resist laughing my ASS off today at work cause some kid screamed "WHERE ARE MY YUMYUMS !!!" and this flashed in my mind
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#reminder a study dropped early this year showing anyone who majorly uses it has considerable cognitive decline
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so curious how the primitive war triceratops is "bad" this is like one of the best trikes we've gotten in ages and ill STAND ON THAT
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i remember being like "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHY WOULD YOU CALL"
"w-what"
"IT'S HERE"
"OH GO-" and then i'd hang up
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good to see mr hitlerepsteincousinfucker is making the rounds in his new home of reichtwt
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PTSD mechanic where you see a mechanical item or a bug outside, and your character suddenly becomes feral and uncontrollable and attacks everything
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also like. the leash being a problem?
1. its child sized, why would they assume it was bought there lmao
2. leash kids have been a thing for like what, 40-50 years??? why would keeping your dumbass toddler from wandering off into a crowd be a fetish??
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lmao there's a bunch of hidden replies of ai scams and people insulting them
clearly nobody cares and this is a technology that'll be used for good!
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universal tried copyrighting the entire jurassic period when JP came out, and then tried to silently do it when jurassic world came out by copyright claiming dinosaur content for a couple months
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people who blow into dms and dont even read the pronouns are so strange to me. its right there man
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ignoring that nasa has always contracted out spacecraft to private companies, spacex is literally the most successful one out there
you people should actually look into shit instead of humiliating yourselves
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universal when they spoil a genuinely scary scene and make it look like shit cause they're bored:
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FAVORITE part of these two aside from the obvious femboy part is the fact that they have such greasy hair and wont kiss eachother without the mask
partner so nasty you dont even want to kiss them is hilarious
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"your main drive is full! free up space now!"
"alright windows, what's taking up space?"
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laughing my ass off at the terf in the replies saying nonbinary people didnt exist before covid. like entirely sincerely.
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how it feels going to check on the star wars fandom only to realize it's still run by the fourth reich
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jurassic fans when the all-ages dinosaur movie doesn't include a 4k 10 minute baby gore scene
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yeah i saw the bit you quote tweeted yesterday, went "NO FUCKING WAY", googled it, and then saw it got removed
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before i left the mcdonalds i worked at had this STUPIDLY nice manager. one night she started panicking and crying after a call, turns out her husband nearly beat her infant while drunk and during her freaking out our fucking shift manager went "calm down its not a big deal"
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"i think the faction that purposefully polluted earth and sabotaged any clean energy attempts just so they could have militaristic control and go to war is bad, actually"
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Sorry, no, I will not watch that absolute coal. You will not convince me that humanity is in the right in that franchise.
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wtf are you on about
i'm pointing out NASA wasn't the one responsible for launch vehicles then, and isn't now, and that spacex has consistently gotten rockets off the ground since before i was fuckin born, despite you saying otherwise
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gimme a sec here
1: they all died, and are the only in-space deaths iirc
2: fair
3: fair, although we did it better with vanguard-1
4: political only, had 0 usage
5: didn't even send any data back
6: fair, political only and they didn't do it again for decades,
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cops can gun someone down for fare evasion and get a slap on the wrist for a "mistake" but god forbid you engage in a RECORDED instance of self defense
god bless america, i guess
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predator??
is this AVP's timeline or is this the main one cause if it's the main one uhhh
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i love spore because it has continued to tank everything thrown at it for 18 years, to the point of being remembered by it's publishers and getting a mini dev team
the 100+ new users a day dont lie 🤫
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it was so funny cause the squirrel was also owned by a gay of creator. they bcame empathetic towards gay people and sex workers for a week over a fucking squirrel
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cause a 9+ month stay is an average iss stay
they're fine 🤷♂️
not to mention they could've returned on starliner and voted no so they COULD stay lmao, they want to be up there rn and seem super happy
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trying to infect a human only to realize we are so fucking distant from proximian fauna's biology that our teeth literally melt them or something
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