Self-Proclaimed J6 Gossip Girl

Philly↔️DC
Here is my list of #J6 defendants who have been arrested and/or charged/convicted after the Trump pardon, and/or after January 6 2021. Many of them are crimes against children. Andrew Paul Johnson- 8/18/2025- Charged with 12 counts of lewd and lascivious molestation/ exhibition of a child 12-16 years old- fox17.com/news/local/florida… John Banuelos- 10/17/2025- Charged with aggravated sexual assault and aggravated kidnapping patch.com/illinois/lagrange/… Bryan Betancur Battisti- 5/20/25- Sentenced to 330 days in jail for Criminal Contempt of an Anti Stalking Order nitter.app/satireap/status/192491… Zachary Alam- 5/9/25- Arrested for felony burglary and convicted 10/9/2025 richmond.com/news/state-regi… Christopher Moyinhan- 10/21/25- Arrested for threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries apnews.com/article/capitol-r… Brent Holdridge- 5/11/25- Arrested for Grand Theft/Burglary/Possession of stolen property kymkemp.com/2025/05/11/capit…    Andrew Taake- Arrested in 2016 for Solicitation of a Minor-Finally pleads guilty September 2025 houstonchronicle.com/news/ho…  Kyle Colton- Indicted 2/15/24 for receiving Child Sexual Abuse Material. Convicted 7/16/25. sacbee.com/news/local/crime/… David Daniel- Arrested 9/20/25 for Child Sexual Assault/Exploitation for materials found during federal raid after January 6 crimes. newsweek.com/january-six-rio… Theodore Middendorf- Charged 9/5/23 for Predatory Criminal Sexual Assault of a 7 year old child documentcloud.org/documents/… Shane Jason Woods- Convicted 4/30/2025 of Reckless Homicide and Aggravated DUI for 11/9/22 incident chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2… Emily Hernandez- 1/30/25- Sentenced to 10 years in prison for 2022 fatal DWI crash ksdk.com/article/news/crime/… Edward Kelley- 7/2/25-Sentenced to life in prison for plotting to murder FBI and other law enforcement stemming from his January 6 arrest. justice.gov/opa/pr/tennessee… Daniel Wilson-2/10/25- Ordered to surrender to prison to finish 5 year illegal gun conviction the-independent.com/news/wor…
Another J6’er is back in jail. Bryan Betancur Battisti. This time for stalking and harassing multiple women, one of them being me.
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What you guys need to realize is that those leaked texts are not from college kids. They are from 30 year old incels.
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Absolutely no one is doing this
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Crashing into a wall while playing MAGA music on January 6th is peak hilarity
This is what happens when MAGA tries to do J6 again but in the snow #FreedomCorner #January6th #WashingtonDC
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The Ellipse is full and they’re sending everyone to the Washington Monument now. This is YUGE
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Subway guy is free and judge finds felony charge excessive #WashingtonDC
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Another J6’er is back in jail. Bryan Betancur Battisti. This time for stalking and harassing multiple women, one of them being me.
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As I was calling 911, my ex ripped the phone out of the wall and strangled me unconscious with the cord. Luckily my call went through enough that 911 responded to the hang up and found me passed out and thrown down the bottom of a hill. Just a little fight with the wife though. No crime right?
Trump claims crime is down to "virtually nothing" in DC and adds the crimes that are happening are "much lesser things. Things that take place in the home they call crime. You know, they'll do anything they can to find something. If a man has a little fight with the wife they say, 'this is a crime. See?'"
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I need to remember to check in on this girl in 10 years
“Let me turn this racist stream around into something positive… Listen up. Black women, a Black woman is speaking.” 😂😂😂😂
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So….it was one of their own…?
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The best part of waking up, Is Maga stranded in the desert
Replying to @o2bnobx
And here again since it was deleted
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My god it just keeps getting worse
Replying to @RobertDownen_
Here’s part 2, which includes the full context of the convo with Austin Metcalf’s dad.
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This is what happens when MAGA tries to do J6 again but in the snow #FreedomCorner #January6th #WashingtonDC
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So the guy who was CONVICTED of sexually abusing me with flag pole, thinks you should stop talking about the Epstein files because THE MINORS WERE GETTING HEFTY PAYCHECKS WHILE THEY WERE THERE! Meet Steven Girard from Pennsylvania.
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YOUR PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE
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Since I’m already pissing everyone off.. I use a lot of tactics against Maga, but the one that works the best, without fail, is to ignore them when they most expect you. Don’t go protest the inauguration. Stop having Marches and large protests. They want a reason to fight, and they will fight each other when we don’t show. Instead, we quietly organize while they put their guard down, and then, we attack when they least expect it. Works like a charm every time. Stop repeating the patterns we’ve used for years. They don’t work. Burn the instruction manual and start over✊🇺🇸
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Infiltration is not going well for the Jack Posobiec and the Maga gang at the #DNC protest @noturtlesoup17
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Today, nearly a year later, Steven Girard was found guilty of sexually abusing me with a flag pole. He used violence to try and silence me, but today Justice was served.
@SatireAP the bravest woman I know
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These fake Christians forcefully held pregnant women hostage while they chained the doors inside the building. One pregnant woman was at the clinic for a medical emergency, and people like Lauren Handy would not allow her to be treated or leave the building. They kept hundreds of body parts in their home fridge. Next time you fucking rosary holding weirdos show up, WE will be ready for you. Thank you for coming to my Ted-Talk.
Trump signs pardons for 23 pro-life protesters
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How many of you actually watch Congressional Hearings? Y’all should be paying attention. Take 5 minutes and listen to @Rep_Stansbury in there fighting the good fight ✊🇺🇸
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This is called “stalking”.
Good morning, America. How are ya’?
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I am never shocked to see the new arrest of a pardoned J6’er. Even when it’s a pedophile. This time though, I have spent the last hour trying to find my words. Andrew Paul Johnson has been arrested for multiple sex crimes against children. Many of you know I spent hours speaking to this man in spaces. He suddenly disappeared in August. Out of curiosity, I began searching court records, assuming he was in jail for a DUI or some old warrant. Today I learned the truth. He is in jail, charged with multiple crimes against children, including “lewd and lascivious molestation; victim 12-16 years old”. #J6 #Maga
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You can smoke weed and drink alcohol on your own porch, you insufferable cunts #WashingtonDC
Right Wing Cope
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Guys, I can’t even begin to explain how MASSIVE this line for Harris in Philly is. It’s the same place Trump held a rally a few weeks ago. He didn’t even wrap around the building. This is blocks and blocks and blocks of never ending people!!!
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So of course I had to interrupt the Insurrectionist losers today on #CapitolHill #Jan6 #WashingtonDC #HarryDunnForCongress
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Guys, this is the fucking convoy. That’s it. Not a semi truck in site. 19 vehicles. Anything other images you are seeing of a large group of trucks is from 2022 #Convoy
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Happy #PeterNavarro goes to prison day! #WashingtonDC
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White Christian arrested for rape. Shocker
NEW: Bodycam footage released showing an Oklahoma teen crying while being arrested for RAPING multiple high schoolers.
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Tears of embarrassment I hope
Rep. Nancy Mace was visibly upset as she left the meeting with Epstein survivors at the Capitol. She declined to answer questions from reporters.
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Replying to @noturtlesoup17
Come on man 🫠
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Why the fuck are we celebrating Tom Cruise? He is a Scientologist, and essentially a cult leader. He has a history of abusing women. His Hollywood money is used to run an organization that traps people for life. Why do we forget so easily?
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He fucking stormed off like a baby😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Proud to have been associated with the group protesting Kyle rittenhouse at the university of Memphis. A huge success in getting him to walk out in the middle of our questioning.
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Y’all, it is over for #LauraLoomer My god
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Who’s this hero????👀👀
A protester interrupts Ron DeSantis at an event today: “Is that your fucking legacy? You bow down to a fucking pedophile! You’re a fucking pedophile!”
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If you didn’t already know Trumps cult are psychopaths, just wait till I get all this footage uploaded. Probably tomorrow. I’m out of here tonight. Lots of chuds left early. Time for a beer #Philadelphia
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Replying to @SinatraGeoffrey
The point is, it’s not true
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Antifa has infiltrated the Trump Parade in Chicago
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You literally beat your wife. Sit this one out bud
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God damnittttttttt
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This is real life
Reporter: You said it’s guns on the street that’s causing this problem. Are you concerned that the DOJ’s funding cuts to gun violence prevention programs undermine the— Pirro: Oh stop it!
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Never in my life did I think @MichaelCohen212 would be talking about me
.@MichaelCohen212: "The extent of the damage that Donald Trump causes for those people who get caught up—like myself—in this cult of Trump, this dumpster cult, it’s so far reaching that Peter Navarro has not yet contemplated the full extent of it."
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Went to Planned Parenthood today for a routine medical exam. (DID NOT ABORT ANY DEMON SPAWNS) Cost me $4 for the visit. On the way in, an elderly white man was out front with a sign. I expected the worse. Nope. He was just there to tell everyone to support PP in our community❤️ I love #Philadelphia
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If you live in or near Miami…Navarro has to turn himself in by 2pm tomorrow at FCI. Make a sign and tell him I said hello😂
Peter Navarro goes to prison tomorrow 🎉
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I just really need to see a picture of Mark Robinson’s sister in law.
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This woman has been caravanning around the US for Trump, popping up at rallies on every coast. Now her truck is broke down in the middle of nowhere Ohio, no money for a hotel or mechanic. This is where we leave them. In their own pile of shit, alone to suffer the consequences of their actions.
Soupmama just had a meltdown driving back from the Convoy of honor out of Missouri. Buckle up it gets intesnse.. #maga #cult #freedomcorner
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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Matt Gaetz on the sex offender registry 🎄🎶
Anarchy Princess gave GOP insurrectionist losers MTG and Matt Gaetz a real taste of Hell outside the U.S. Capitol this afternoon. Well done @SatireAP! 🔥🔥 #DoNotEnjoyTheShow
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My cousin is a Sergeant with the Miami Dade Police. He’s been apart of many Trump motorcades, and often poses with him in photos. He is also Puerto Rican, and VERY proud of it. For the 1st time in 20 years, I want to call him up like, “Hey cuz, did you vote yet?”
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Had to practice my flag waving for tomorrow. What better place to do it, than in front of Trump’s welcome to #Philadelphia billboard #Trump4Prison @TrueFactsStated NOPE, NOT IN PENNSYLVANIA
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I couldn’t get close enough to Peter Navarro, but Byron Donalds went out of his way to speak to me. How special! I’ll be uploading more of this tonight on YouTube, so be sure to follow me! #TrumpIsACunt piped.video/@ap22.0?si=p4LQV…
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Replying to @jamiedupree
So that was me 😂
Replying to @SatireAP
So I almost got arrested for this, but it would have been worth it @laurenboebert
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Tooting my own horn here, But a photographer approached me and said, “I’ve been to 24 Trump Rallies, and I’ve never seen anyone with the balls big enough to do that. Well done.” #Philadelphia
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DC is a ghost town tonight. Empty busses and trains. Even metro center was nearly empty. All the usual bar areas dead. Not really any Feds around tonight. Just MPD. The National Mall was a ghost town earlier too and that place should be packed on a weekend
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Oh boy I am laughing. This is certainly not going to backfire ever. No possible way. 😂😂😂😂
In the effort to #MakeDCSafeAgain the U.S. Marshals announce a $500 reward for tips that lead to an arrest in Washington, D.C. Scan the QR code above or visit usmarshals.gov/tips to submit a tip!
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Guys!!! Holy shit it’s hours later and the road is still red so Trump is totally dead and it has nothing to do with the security gates that are always there and also it’s a holiday
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Hit em where it counts. Stop using Amazon.
Replying to @SatireAP
Jeff Bezos is a cunt. Pass it on @amazon fuck you
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Some day I will tell yall about the convo I had with Cara in February while we were both drunk in a bar
Her name is Cara Castronuova. She works for LindellTV. As in, Mike Lindell.
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There’s your evidence. Clear as day. #freedomcorner
Protesters interrupt ex-Trump adviser Peter Navarro after guilty verdict
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Locked and loaded
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This night has been hilarious on #CapitolHill
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Replying to @RealPNavarro
I weigh 135lbs and you couldn’t even grab this sign from me. Sit this one out, short stuff @RealPNavarro
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Guess who brought me some swag!! @gtconway3d ❤️❤️❤️
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I said what I said
Anarchy Princess when Byron Donalds wouldn’t stop harassing her: “You’ve been sucking Trump’s dick all over this country.”
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Who is the founder of antifa?
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This will go well for him at trial/sentencing. #Jan6th
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What a lot of people didn’t see, is that @RealPNavarro attempted to speak and got so mad he snitched on me to the Marshalls who ignored him so he took his squad back inside to regroup before he came out the 2nd time and that’s when everyone tried to block me out
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Got ‘em again @RealPNavarro
"Please play this on your channels. Because this is just wrong. I'm trying to speak about serious Constitutional issues with you. Clown with a whistle, witch with a broom. Go figure." -- Peter Navarro after Court appearance
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Replying to @BeingJWood
A new, more unhinged leader steps in. Things get worse. But then eventually they all drink koolaide or get taken out in a police shoot out
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Guys, I can’t even TRY to keep up with all the notifications. Thank you all for the support. Gonna touch some grass for a few and then try to respond to some of these media folks. ❤️
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Time to face the music morons
Wake up. The judge just ordered the dissolution of the trump org.
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There’s a bunch of MagaKarens gathered in Charlottesville VA. An elderly woman goes down on the ground with a medical issue and…NO. ONE. CARES. Just keep dancing.
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They let me go with no charges!! Thank you whoever did this!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
Anarchy Princess (@SatireAP ) has been arrested in DC and will need a ride from jail after processing if anybody there is up for it. @libradunn @SergeantAqGo
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Whoever these guys are, they just kidnapped another door-dasher. Union station #WashingtonDC
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Replying to @mtgreenee
Bitch, you ASKED for a pardon.
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So this idiot Steve is gonna have some explaining to do
The bane of Peter Navarro's existence shows up yet again after he was found guilty of contempt of Congress, causing his post-verdict presser to quickly go off the rails. "That man just assaulted me. He stuck a flag pole up in between my legs! ... I want to press charges."
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Ahhh look who I saw!❤️ @brotherjones_
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I’m also having a vasectomy, on stage. I forgot to mention that
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After waiting in freezing temps ALL day, January 6th supporters try to STORM the DC Jail. They were expecting releases to begin immediately after Trump was sworn in. As midnight approached, reality set in. Ashli Babbitt’s mother, Mickie said, “Well I thought somebody was coming out, but then everybody rushed, and the police came.”
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Replying to @Acyn
I don’t want them kidnapping people, but having a farmer in charge of who stays and who goes…sounds like human ownership? The new indentured servant?
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Oh.my.god!!!! I know this guy!!!!! He’s always with Ivan Raiklin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man arrested at Trump’s Coachella rally, Vem Miller of Las Vegas, expressed a desire to run for political office for 2A rights, anti COVID shutdown stuff etc. Also seems to be a Trump fan per Instagram posts. He legally changed his name in 2020 and was involved in some disturbing family custody allegations, more to come
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This has been a wild 24 hours. Thank you all for the support! I pull shenanigans like this lot on my live stream, so if you’d like to watch the best thing since Tiger King, follow me on twitch. I don’t plan to use YouTube as much but you can find all my links in the comments❤️
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If you’re not following the #Convoy shit show, I highly recommend you do. It will be like a reality show except you’ll get to watch a bunch of losers try to overthrow the government in real time
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I’m never leaving this app
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So about JD Vance in #Philly…. I saw a familiar face, but there was literally like only 75 people there
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All of this started for me when a bunch of rednecks in trucks showed up in DC 1.5 years ago and I said “oh they’re live streaming their crimes?” Glad so see they are still at it. Thanks for all the evidence you idiots.
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Today I reached 50k followers thanks to Navarro going to prison I guess. So I treated myself to sushi, and wouldn’t ya know…
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Replying to @JasmineForUS @cspan
I’ve been trying to tell people….
How many of you actually watch Congressional Hearings? Y’all should be paying attention. Take 5 minutes and listen to @Rep_Stansbury in there fighting the good fight ✊🇺🇸
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Yuuuge crowd at Fort Knox today
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Why is his kid there?
Vance tells reporters they had a “productive” conversation upon leaving Speaker Johnson’s office. “I think we’ll be able to solve some problems here.”
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Replying to @LisaMikol3369
Hey thanks for sharing! You can find links to donate here ⬇️ (My friends and I do lots of “Arts&CraftsTifa” so we could always use supplies. Plus I pop up at Trump events in other states when I can.) Thank you!❤️ linktr.ee/anarchy_princess_
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The Find Out Stage will break them for us
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I gotta give it to the Lansdale Police Department. I did not anticipate making it out of rural PA without at least a citation, but these officers kept it fair and me safe. The Chief was on site and allowed me to exercise my 1st Amendment.
Replying to @SatireAP
Triggered Grandpas. And in the words of @RobbyRoadsteame “Are you guys gonna storm the Burger King?” #TrumpIsACunt #Pennsylvania
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Does he even own a suit? Also it’s like 80 fucking degrees
First question of the briefing comes from Tim Pool
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That boy folded like a house of cards 😂
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Tina Peters just got 9 years in prison. This is the consequences of listening to Trump. Buhbye
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Replying to @BrittanyXVenti
Jokes on you, you can’t use EBT to buy hot food.
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Oh my gawd
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My timing is so amazing, that I caught @RepMTG pulling a Boebert in the park #CapitolHill
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Guys we can’t gloss over this one
social media accounts of Desmond Holly, the 16-year-old Colorado high school shooter, "are littered with references to mass shootings and antisemitic views, the @denverpost found."
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They tried to get me kicked out and it didn’t work and they are very upset
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