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Long distance relationships turning the fuck up omg
He thrusts there, you feel it here, She thrusts here, you feel it there... #Lovense #LovenseCalor #LovenseNora #LovenseRemote #SexTech
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I am so sorry everyone :(
Been such a quiet hurricane season so far, I forgot that we're still in it.
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Explain why I didn't invent this? I am going to smoke for 48 hours and invent things
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27 subjects. I want his parents jailed
WDMC THESE MEN DOES BE DOING BAI 😭😭😭
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Michail Antonio is going to be singing RUM AND REDBULLLLLLL in Gerard Pique's ears
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Wha killing me is how Nicki expose she family business in d first place 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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No statement from the Prime Minister. No statement from the Minister if National Security No statement from the Attorney General. No statement from the entire Trinidad & Tobago government.
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They've got 432 of these in Westmoorings ALONE
Ariana Grande looks gorgeous in makeup-free post.
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Not sure how Sharlene was "threatening" but what I do know is that Nicki is encouraging doxxing.
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That's how you run a football club...that never wins.
Dortmund spent £32m on Sancho, Dembele, Aubameyang and Pulisic. They’ve made £309m. That’s how you run a football club 🤑
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On a very serious note, we must stop people from disparaging of UWI as an institution. For all of its problems, it continues to be a place that produces intellectual thought. Too many trinis love shit because it "foreign"
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Barack Obama hasn't had a single, eye-opening insight, since he was on the campaign trail in 2007 - arguably longer than that.
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Curious? What's the stupidest thing you thought during this pandemic? Mine was telling myself in March 2020, "we'll be back to normal by June"
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The worst thing about working too much is I have this constant itch to buy something COMPLETELY STUPID to resolve my feelings
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Nicki cousin after getting the vaccine and the STD test results in the same afternoon
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What we not gon do is put Ian Alleyne on a pedestal. Yall lost your damn minds
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My countrymen said it's ok because a black man isn't prime minister anymore
REPORT: The United States murdered two men from 🇹🇹 Trinidad and Tobago in yesterday's U.S. strike on a boat in the Caribbean Sea, during the fake anti-drug military operations against Venezuela. @CNC3TV
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My first job out of QRC was $4000. You paying $5000 in 2022 talking about "honest work". Wht the fuck
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It's very weird how trinis who understand police brutality and overreach in the US can't unscramble their brains to identify it in their own country.
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All ya was in competition with the unvaccinated and that's WEIRD. I'm pretty sure I got vaccinated FOR MY OWN HEALTH. What's wrong with yall?
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"Giving up Carnival for Christ" is anti-black. I will not be explaining this.
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Jamaican currency is CRAZY cuz i saw 25K and i was about to call the police
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You on a side quest right now too. Focus on the photography.
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The "Prime Minister" is still dressed in UNC yellow, giving a speech about what they intend to do, to a UNC backdrop, while abstaining from a Heads of Caricom meeting. Please do your calculations accordingly.
PM Kamla: We intend to raise the legal age for gambling and marijuana use to 25 years and older. The legal age for alcohol use will be raised to 21 years and older.
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The USA has not been the pinnacle of science OR technology in decades. But you WANT Pzifer & Moderna, while Sinopharm and Astra Zeneca are UNSAFE right? Okay.
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I doh wish Jamaica no bad at all but I ain't seen Jamaicans support us with ANYTHING the way we ride their dick with almost everything
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"I voted out the guy who supported Caricom" - citizen of a 1.3 million small state that needs to be able to compete on the global market.
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I cannot exaggerate when I say this - we are witnessing a bottom 3 government performance ever. Globally.
This is who we should be getting news from though
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Gyal shaming other gyal for dey outfits in advance dey?? Gyal is gyal worst enemy agenda going up!
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Kamla Persad-Bissessar and much of her party, and its supporters, wish that Trinidad & Tobago were not an independent nation. This was not her first rodeo I would go as far as suggesting that she would invite the re-colonization of the country by one of the white savior nations.
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"If yuh landlord pass the costs onto you, find another place to live" - Davendranath Tancoo, Minister of Finance, Trinidad & Tobago
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Nobody has louder opinions than a trini who ain't seen Trinidad since 2003. Could take the trini out the rumshop but can't take the rumshop out the trini.
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That's what happens when we don't complete the bullying
WHY ALYUH LETTING SHAN THE BRAND SCAM ALYUH STILL IN 2025? 😭
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They're starting to say the quiet stuff out loud.
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The reason that Americans can even seamlessly move to other countries is BECAUSE THE STRENGTH OF AMERICA'S IMPERIALISM means those countries have very little visa restrictions FOR YOU! Not because they are inviting everyone to come there
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He is who Griezmann wants to be
Herve Renard. afcon legend
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We need to clean out T&T's journalism sector
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The problem with Twitter is there aren't enough people to that are self aware. Y'all keep speaking on vaccines when you know you struggled to pass Chemistry and Biology in High School.
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I hope y'all see that she doesn't respect this country one bit. I hope y'all respect yourselves now. Last tweet on that
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All ya remember when Kerwin left the girl in DR?
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We gotta bless the pandemic for allowing Yung Bredda to flourish
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You not immune to group think. You not psychologically special. Your point of view is not innovative, unique, or individually derived.
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Uber doing real crime during the pandemic years
Uber really went up 70 dollars in 10 minutes. Grocery day will be another time
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Replying to @Lunasreign_
This woman seems to be all about the clout, cuz she's just bringing everybody on
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The older generation was doing "explicit soca" cleverly. I hope the "new generation" doesn't think that making a song explicit removes the necessity to be clever.
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Somebody tell DSS start a scholarship programme.
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Nah ppl on the timeline acting like they don't know how powerful your woman's eye roll is. LIARS😭😭😭😭
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Y'all ever consider how each of our three national watch words are LIES? 😭😭
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Replying to @ErmuskPrimeX
They moving weight
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??? THEY asked for it to be that short. It was THEIR decision. GRRM and HBO wanted more seasons lol. They deserved WORSE than what we did to them
Re-watching Game of Thrones hot take; nobody could have ended this show in six episodes in a way that made everyone happy. DB Weiss and David Benioff didn’t deserve what we did to them.
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Trinidadians have successfully protested for... condiments. Small steps i guess
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That's a Logitech mouse. Please.
Apple's self-driving car could feature VR technology and no windows: vrscout.com/news/the-apple-c…
Community note
Apple has not announced any plans to make windowless cars or VR cars. It has simply filed patents for a variety of car-related technologies. Filing a broad range of patents without specific plans of use is common practice. The article linked explains: vrscout.com/news/the-apple
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We are being governed by a drunk old woman who has a fetish for the worst people in the world.
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I doh really care for PR in politics so i often do not care the way that others do... but at this stage I have to ask... On a purely intellectual level... PNM ministers dunce?
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The Bachelors in International Relations are acting up today.
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Fella dressed up as a rapist for Halloween. Weird times
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Been such a quiet hurricane season so far, I forgot that we're still in it.
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Soca is the greatest music in the world.
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"Everybody wins" hasn't been true once since election night.
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As soon as all yuh realize that most people's measure of morality on here is based on whether they like the person or not, everything will be much simpler.
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Our classism really starts at the primary school level and not the secondary school level.
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A mortgage is real heights to me yes. 30 years? Owing somebody for THIRTY years bai? You know how much ting could happen in 30 years
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Every day, I does wake up, buy regular things, and cannot believe that every single thing in life is expensive now lol
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Americans won't understand visas have time limits and regulations until every country in the world starts requiring Americans have one to enter
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On the real. Weaponzing 22 million people is...not funny
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Sean Sobers is extremely incompetent, and quite possibly an elf.
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As for Emile Elias, why @GuardianTT allows a man charged at 84 years old with having sex with a 17 year old girl to write an article to the nation? The media continues to be complicit.
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It's his wife. Why are you so angry?
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Pay close attention to what Kirk Meighoo has spent the last two days attempting to do on social media. Then you will (hopefully) understand the underlying motivations behind their cancellation of independence celebrations. These are not innocuous "cost-saving" moves
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Spotify finally in Trinidad to FREE MY PEOPLE of the tyranny that is Apple Music
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Yung Bredda HAVE TO MAKE IT. HE MUST.
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This fucking WITCH
The Dragon Gas Agreement offers benefits for Trinidad and Tobago, the United States, and Venezuela, advancing regional partnership, energy security, and economic growth, Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar has said. For more… cnc3.co.tt/pm-dragon-gas-dea…
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The way y'all just come here post-party to bad talk ppl is WEIRD. We partying for all the wrong reasons at an increasingly high rate. Yuh not eem supposed to leave the party remembering everyone fit
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Anyways. The governing body (like many governing bodies now and before) is very lucky that the majority of T&T has no interest in things such as the Standing Finance Committee hearings. Because the performance of government over the past two days has been downright EMBARASSING
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What's the worst utility provider in the world and why is it Flow Trinidad & Tobago?
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It's time to abolish any version the discussion of "soft life". It's boring. And its not real. Unless u born into wealth ain't no soft life for anyone. And if u were, you wouldn't be chatting bout it on this platform.
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I want my Trini people to free yourselves from the shackles of Invictus. I promise we all doh need to smell the same dawg
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When y'all make this thing from Kamla seem shocking...it betrays the truth that she's done this for quite some time..over and over... I doh feel y'all should be lying to yourselves - this won't matter to a single person whose voted for her before lol
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The government of Trinidad & Tobago is falsely using the detail-less and, one could be forgiven for thinking, false notion of "safety concerns" to justify administrative decisions. Wake the fuck up and ask yourself what that reminds you of.
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But the visas...
British High Commissioner to T&T, Jon Dean says the bond between the UK and T&T is evident in the High Commission's donation of rugby gear to the T&T School's Rugby Union.
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Jada Kingdom > Shenseea if we keeping it a buck
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Yall sure Kamla just didn't mean to say "blankmaster" instead of "slave master"?
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Y'all really get emotional because someone else doesn't love your favourite rapper like you do?
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At what time do we begin to question Donda's parenting?
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Nah because how does one propose without knowing the answer in advance tbh?
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I only got one goal for 2024. More money The money / happiness correlation is astounding frankly. Fuck what they be talking about all that other shit
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Scrunter and Crazy did more "explicit" soca than most ppl ever will by saying "fuck"
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Yes. Mash up everything.
Your child did this respond as a black parent 😂
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Wife in her group chat: "All ya know dis flipping man tryna tell me he doh know Dem gyal" Sharlene: "Man does lie in yuh gave gyal. Terry tell me he see Dem gyal with him on d avenue by Frankies last weekend"
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You know they definitely got an emergency "What If Black People Actually Get Powers Planning Committee" at the CIA. No matter how ridiculous they think this is 😭
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A side observation: A large portion of the "I hate Trinidad" and "Trinidad has handled this so poorly" are absolutely IN LOVE with England. Y'all gotta get off the colonialists dicks and watch some news
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It's really obvious to me that the issue is capitalism. The need to force children to school. The need to work in unsafe conditions to survive. The hoarding of vaccines by the Global North. The patenting of life-saving innovation/technology.
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Great government policy. Kill small business.
Bars reeling Some bar owners say they’re struggling to stay afloat with the steep increase in alcohol taxes. They tell Ivan Toolsie and Sascha Wilson that customers are cutting back, and they are afraid some of the smaller bars may not survive.
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A student submitted cleaner code than I write for an exam, and he's been struggling all semester? *Looks past the cheating*
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I think there's absolutely nothing lost, and no shame in good governance if today is taken as a "hey, we got it wrong, we're changing". They tried something. it didn't work. Now they have to give the resources to IT & logistics to do it right.
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Gyal is really gyal worst enemy. We could twist and turn the discourse all we want. They cyah stick together AT ALL 😭😭😭😭
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