full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.
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My 100,000th tweet has to be special so here we go:
Itâs all bullshit. Itâs all for fun. Twitter is pure entertainment for me & sometimes the truth isnât as fun as the lie. I wouldâve stopped using this app a long time ago if I didnât fundamentally enjoy it as much as I do.
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âSo we took a look at your car and the problem was way worse than you coulda imagined, the top came offâ
Them: âtop of whatâ
âWell it might sound hard to believe... but the top of the carâ
Them: âthe sunroof?â
âAmong other thingsâ
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It auto goes uppercase for most so lowercase is extra effort. The period isnât necessary but it adds a firm point
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Girl saw the Keke Palmer drama & immediately started clout chasing. Theyâve BEEN broken up, she just wants to slander his name & get her 15 mins.
This part right here, tells me that itâs a her issue not a him issue.
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Nutmegs the defender, hits the floater, passes it to the ref off the make to get the tech, fakes the pass to the ref.
This might be the greatest ejection sequence Iâve ever seen, the entire thing is a highlight
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I hide likes for my sanity, not yours
The sooner you realize your social media is for you, & not other people, the better
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âI once worked with a guy for 3 years & never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.â
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Everyoneâs mistaking the white stuff for ice cream, itâs actually an 8 ball of coke
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None of the comments acknowledging âthis is going to ruin the world tourâ is killing me bc that got a legit giggle out of me
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All I can ask is that they try to lock in. But if they canât? No shame in that, you ainât Luka baby
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I canât imagine thereâs a soul on earth, especially one thatâs been on social media for an extended period, that actually think kids benefit from social media in any way shape or form
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Dude lives his best life making fun movies with friends & is enough of a star to make bank doing so
Ainât ever gonna hate on Sandler for being the absolute homie.
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Surprised nobody (that Iâve seen) has said John Wick. The entire franchise thus far (all 5 movies) takes place in the span of like a month
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They are, but itâs annoying how a simple typing error is likely the issue as opposed to mathematically getting it wrong
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Nope, thatâs it. Iâm done.
Iâm holding out hope for Will bc i love him but I canât deal with hearing any more about this woman
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Youâre mentioning the other girl rather than just propping up Aâja
You riding the same train girlie
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This the whole conversation:
âMan I canât believe this is what it looks like, fuckâ
âLoooool this shit is assâ
âYeah son I know but I canât say shitâ
âYouâre cooked đâ
đđđđ
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âThis person didnât like a good movie I recommended so I stopped being their friendâ isnât the dunk you think it is. You come across as an asshole
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The whole âIâm interviewing you but donât care to & this is a hassleâ vibe is so obnoxious
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Lonzo shooting his shot off the court bc he canât shoot it on the court anymore
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Hear me out, yâall will NEVER be happy. Just constantly complaining about EVERYTHING.
KD was right.
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âThatâs not a travelâ yet itâll get called in every pick up, rec, & professional game itâs tried in lol.
Argue with a wall but itâs getting called regardless
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This actually perfectly summarizes the problem with the WNBAâs growth problem, they want the benefits of being a bigger league but it has to be exactly how they want it. They ainât ready for primetime, especially when reporters & media members act this exact same way
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Thereâs a legitimate argument that Kobe was never the consensus best player in the NBA but that moron has him there for 11 straight years. Itâs actually insane
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Need the league to start counting these turnovers on the receiver so they have an incentive to catch it
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Idk I really like âMy little pookie bearâ for LeBron but maybe thatâs just me
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âFuck you, Iâm defensive. You a bitch, your mom a ho, & youâre dad never loved your pathetic assâ
Canât be on defense if youâre on offense
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Respect the game? The guy thats in year 21 and was balling out like a top tier player last year in year 20? Nobody respects the game more to dedicate themselves that much to it lol
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Me personally? Weâre going about life, thatâs my ride or die now. Theyâll hop off when theyâre ready
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âItâs a whole year awayâ bc itâs a literal calendar year, I get it. Rest of us itâs just 365 days lol
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Fr. My mute button got the wear & tear but the block button still fresh out the box
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Yes. Itâs the 4th of July. But if you ask me what tomorrow is, Iâll tell you itâs July 5th. And thatâs how itâll go for about 360 other days in the year
This isnât the win you think it is
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Actually baffling how people are irritated at you for posting a number of somebody that found yours. Actions have consequences but these people donât want to accept that
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This why I donât drive the Bugatti anymore, just ainât worth the gas prices
Sticking to the Prius bc real Gâs move is silence like lasagna
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Iâve got my vices but thank goodness I donât got an addictive personality bc if weeds got you cooked I couldnât imagine a real addictive substance lol
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At least itâs 2025 & the ACL injury causing you to ânever be the sameâ mostly seems like a thing of the past
It fucking sucks & recovery will be hell but with modern medicine she should be back as good as new within a year
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Thor getting a full 20 minute no cut scene of mowing down an entire army would actually go so incredibly hard
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People want to up shaq bc heâs the OG but Dwight is spot on in every single part of this response
Shaq has gotta have the worst post career, heâll be more remembered for being an insecure hater than for being the most dominant big ever
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Just go on TikTok, hundreds of people have nailed the voices. Youâd never even notice lol
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I would love to see a boys list but I already know it's like Hunter, Gunner, Michael, Jack vs Aidyn, Brayden, Kayden, & Jayden
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I mean it's generational. Only 3 times has a team ever come back when down 7+ with under a minute left. 1640+ times they've failed to do so. 2 of those 3 times are by the Pacers in this playoff run. They might add another tonight. Unbelievable last 60 second team lol
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Only on lebrons team do guys like year 17 Dwight & year 15 rondo get treated as superstars lol
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Meh, runners could do it but winning the 100, 200, 400, 800, 1500, 5000, 10000, hurdles, & relay is tough.
For gymnastics men could also win 8 medals in a single Olympics & women could win 6
Phelps is just the greatest swimmer ever, having won 8 events in Beijing
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Iâm sorry but itâs not amazons fault the mother left an 8 year old in the car by themselves for an entire shift
Like if thatâs your childcare plan, just leave them at home
Should companies do more to help with childcare? 100%. But fundamentally you need to hold parents accountable too. Leaving a kid in a car for a work shift is fucking stupid
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Not nearly as much as you might think. Games werenât that big on the 360, not compared to the storage we have readily available today
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This is the greatest example of barbarian intellect & ingenuity Iâve seen. Gotta love Baldurâs Gate 3
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They ainât even old enough to have been around since the beginning. Literal life long hate đ
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30, fat, & college educated. Never been a better time for it to all come together
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Holy shit was an amazing response, can't wait for all the fans to absolutely miss the point
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Genuinely, just retire. It's not worth the extra wear & tear on the body at this point
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