A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.

For Fucks Sake!
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Ctrl-Alt-Delete!
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Who ever did this we salute you!
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Buy a new build then object to others having one!
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‘I’ve got a mate who’ll knock that up for half the price!’
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This "car", parked outside @Selfridges yesterday without blue badge, occupied by an indifferent chauffeur (who would not move even when politely asked). Truly parked like a c*nt! Feel free to share & RT. @YPLAC #disabilityrights #disabilityawareness
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Excuse me mate, what number house is this?
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Hold up, wait a minute!
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Just because you can doesn’t mean you should!
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What fucking fresh hell is this!
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You’ve fucking moved it haven’t you!
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Dear God!
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Fuck trees and all that green shit! #GreyInfrastructure 📸 @Capsleeve
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Breaking News: Contract for Crooked House Rebuild Goes to Taylor Wimpey!
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The endless prioritisation of space for cars over space for people!
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Our work here is complete! @UrbanGl0 @Urban__Designer
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Tarmageddon!
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Scale and proportion! 📸 @joyofstreets
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Shocked!
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What you doing with that bit left over … 💡
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Getting strong GP surgery vibes from this house!
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British housing at its finest - setting, scale, landscape, proportion, details, and finesse all completely absent! Via @upthebrewers
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1666: Imagine the wonderful doors that will adorn this entrance in its 350+ yr lifespan 2024:
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Happy fucking bright, shiny, stick-on, grey, plastic, New Year everyone!
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Priorities!
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Sounds fun!
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Missed the Green bit off!
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Rest and enjoy the view! Via @giovannibellini
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What’s your favourite bit of #PointlessHousingShit! We’ll start!
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Fallen Soldier Course! #LookCloser
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Guilty of multiple offences!
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Greyscaping!
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On me head son! #ooofff
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They’ll never notice.
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We put people on the moon for fucks sake! #Conwy
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Tarmageddon!
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Has previous experience with historic buildings!
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Before and Hereafter! Via @CheltCivicSoc
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Then and fucking Wow! #CaneHillHospital
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Ta-da! 📸 @NihilisticAbyss
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Fencemageddon 2 - The Panelling! Via @Grizzlerish
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We want a more modern look … yes a small municipal crematorium would be fine!
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When cars and fucking bin lorries are your primary design consideration. #shitscape #Caernarfon
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Fuck Yes! 🌳 Via @Rubblechops #shitplanning
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How it started! How it’s going! #shitplanning
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Fuck it! It’s Friday!
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Baffled and impressed in equal measure!
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You ain’t seen me, right!
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A measure of how much your town & city prioritises people over traffic, is how long you are left waiting here.
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I mean just fuck off!
Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.
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M1 shortly after opening 1959. A reminder to anti cycle lane whingers that new travel infrastructure is not always rammed full when first built.
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Size is no obstacle to being shit! @Shitlawns
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For Fucks Sake! We keep producing this over processed, climate ignorant, low density, design deficient, noddy box shit year after year, and call it housing supply.
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In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Under the “Housing First” concept those affected receive an apartment & counselling. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. This is cheaper than accepting homelessness. scoop.me/housing-first-finla…
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Let there be light!
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Minor Offendments! #shitplanning
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Incoming!
"We are reducing the environmental requirements placed on developers when they pay into a nature restoration fund... they can focus on getting things built and stop worrying about the bats and the newts," Chancellor Rachel Reeves says Follow live bbc.in/3EdL6TE
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The Bulls Arse!
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Adjustments were made!
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What the ever-loving fuck is this shit? #noplayzone
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Royal Fail!
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Creating Shitscapes across the country one field at a time!
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Never give up. Never surrender!
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What light through yonder brickwork breaks?
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If roads were like cycle lanes! Classic Cartoon by @StevePAdams stevepatrickadams.com/if-roa…
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Rear Access!
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Magnificent Erection!
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Climate Crisis Averted! Via @OrchardWenlock
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Remembering this banger from the excellent @fokawolf
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House with waterside views.
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Signed, Sealed and Delivered!
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On the Wonk!
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Roof Twattery Via @Ryan__92
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Who wouldn’t want to live on an island? 📸 @Tony1308
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No the other one!
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Going the extra mile on the landscape contract! #BiodiversityNetPain @deanobluenose
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Details and all that!
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And we have fucking lift off! 🚀
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Impediment!
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The Contrast!
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Waitrose will happily charge your cat, for free!
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A Merry Shitmas to all our lovely followers. Thanks for all the great comments, RTs and likes. Have a great one. 🎄
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Blandscaping! Via @Victoria_Kerr
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Delicate! 📸 @nixcraft
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‘What light through yonder … Oh!’ #MoreFrameThanGlass
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No matter how shit the polling station, just get out and fucking vote!
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Council welcomes the opening of a new third runway!
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Imagine just being selfish and thoughtless.
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Arrestoration!
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This country really fucking hates people who travel by train. #Thanet
We are pleased to authorise Thanet Parkway Station, ahead of its opening on Monday 31 July 2023. More details ➡️ orr.gov.uk/guidance-complian…
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Setting - The surroundings in which a heritage asset is fucking smothered! Suttle House, Grade II listed!
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Thought we’d stopped doing this in the 70s?
Spon End, Coventry, today. Demolition of 200 year old pub so Coventry City Council can widen the road.
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Crime Scene! 🌳
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It’s 2023 and we are still fucking about with designing streets and spaces like this! 📸 @BethT_Heritage
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Shit Happens! #GreyPlague
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All you need to paint is a few tools, a little instruction, and a vision in your mind - Bob Ross
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Sense of Place! Drawing fucking spaces on a plan is not the same as creating spaces. What’s your favourite piece of cack ‘public realm’? #shitplanning
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