Gaming YouTuber & Twitch Partner. I make the Minecraft Survival Guide! Minecraft Podcaster @thespawnchunks. Voice of the Hermitcraft Recap.
South coast, UK
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Happy to see @ChilledCow's lofi hip hop radio stream got reinstated, but I think by taking the account down - however briefly - YouTube may have inadvertently created the longest video on the platform.
That is a 13,165 hour, 23 minute, 44 second long stream VOD 😂
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Waking up to the news that the Minecraft community has lost one of its best and brightest. A sad day for us all.
RIP Technoblade. 👑
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"Minecraft is a horror game now" say all the people who have forgotten the first time the sun went down and your shelter was unbuilt; the scream heard from an unknown direction as you built a flimsy bridge above lava; death unhinging its jaw and rushing toward you, unblinking
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The ruler of Chromia, the witch of the Evermoore, and some random historian walk into a bar…
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Xisuma: Yeah this copper farm gets a bit noisy
Me: Oh yeah, I can imagine
The subtitles:
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I found Xisuma like this so I'm standing here until he notices
I've been here for 6 minutes already
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I proudly present...
the Empires Season 2 world map!
#EmpiresSMP
ALT A fantasy world map for the Empires SMP Minecraft server. In the centre, surrounded by various biomes and mountain ranges, is a small dot which says 'Spawn'.
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If anyone is still wondering why the Minecraft movie doesn't just look like this, it's because this was made by a fan in less than 48 hours after the trailer!
Why would they make a movie that looks like a fan animation when hobbyists have been making stuff like this for 15 years
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Every so often, Mojang adds a block to the game that I have no idea how we managed without it.
Today block that is packed mud and its variants
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Dear @GeminiTayMC and @SolidarityCoUK,
Happy birthdays, but why are you still so obscenely young
Signed, a recent 36-year-old
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It's only 2 days until Minecraft Live, which means it's 2 days and 1 hour until everyone draws emotionally charged fan art of the two mobs who didn't win the mob vote 'going to heaven' or some such nonsense
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In about 3 minutes my life is about to get incredibly complicated and I'm quite excited about that
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When we write the script for the recap, we use [Square Brackets] to make notes of which clips we're using.
And yes, we're doing the joke everyone wants us to
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Hey @Smallishbeans @Mythicalsausage can we set up a playdate with Hermes?
pixlriffs calls his copper ager his "child"... but what if it was an actual child?
#empiressmp #empiressmpfanart #pixlriffsfanart
" david and dadriffs "
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Everyone freaking out about the Starbucks cup in a Game of Thrones episode is also forgetting about this masterpiece of television from a few seasons ago
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Everyone can stop making the Recap jokes now because A) we're doing to do them all ourselves on Sunday, and B) @GrianMC and @impulseSV already did the best one
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Heartbreaking news. The memories you made together will stay with you, and the community will always cherish the times you shared Jellie with us.
Much love Scar ❤️
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Thanks for all the love on my first... Hermitcraft... stream?
Those words sound weird together lol
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Creaking Heart is the new Copper Bulb. A block I will yearn for purely on aesthetics alone. It's so cool looking
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Saw someone on YouTube calling 1.20 the 'Heritage Update'. 🤩
I think it's a great name for what the update has so far: materials from cultures which haven't seen much representation in Minecraft before, a diverse set of default skins, and a mob from Minecraft's ancient past.
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The real april fools are people who tell you modders can code vanilla features within a week, but still think Mojang put a ton of development hours into making the poisonous potato update
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If you missed it, the art & launcher teams added a crown to the pig on the Minecraft Launcher today.
We have been trying to find the words, but all of us here at Minecraft are heartbroken over the loss of Technoblade. He meant so much to our community and brought so much joy. He will be missed dearly. 🐷👑🗡️
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Really not a fan of the new YouTube interface.
Moving comments & video description to the sidebar is one thing;
But the forced rounded corners on the 'default view' player actually crop out a few pixels, which means video elements like the Minecraft hotbar aren't fully visible 😩
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I think it’s tremendously unfair that the Vex are cuter in today’s Minecraft snapshot. How am I supposed to defend myself while simultaneously trying to take a selfie with them
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Interestingly enough, @Smajor1995 would not be the first or only person I’ve met from Empires. But only because @falsesymmetry joined the server, and I met her back in 2017 😅
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One thing I’ve learned from Barcelona today is that Antoni Gaudí has the same taste in roof gradients as @GeminiTayMC and @Mythicalsausage 😂
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Figured now I'm back I should actually make one of these...
#NewLifeSMP
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No lie, this was our first exchange about this week’s recap.
“There are 14 videos this week… actually, 12 videos and two feature length films”
Always a pleasure, Doc 😂
I feel the biggest prank was pulled on the poor Hermitcraft Recap guys.
They have to go through over 2.5 hours of footage of me for this week's recap.
Sorry Zloy and Pixel...lol
I blame Ren!
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So happy people are enjoying today's episode!
One trend I've noticed in the comments is people who were (half-jokingly) disappointed I didn't prank Grian while he was AFK. And I kinda expected people would be disappointed. But here's the thing:
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It’s a proud day when my own redstone creation (on the Hermitcraft server, no less!) gets a positive reaction from @ThatMumboJumbo.
Now who’s going to tell him you can craft one Copper Block into 4 Cut Copper using a stonecutter? 😜
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Attention #EmpiresSMP fandom!
All screenshots of @Smajor1995 are, from this day forth:
"Screenscotts".
The lorekeeper hath spoken
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If this is you, please unsubscribe from everything I do and don’t bother coming back.
Where do you think you’re gonna get Internet points for insulting a friend, and a hardworking member of our team?
Absurd behaviour
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Happy birthday to me, and also Minecraft! I will celebrate later by crafting a LOT of cake on today’s Twitch stream
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My partner has shut themself in their office to learn video editing in Premiere Pro by editing a bunch of clips of Legolas to ALIEN SUPERSTAR by Beyoncé and I could not be more proud
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Dodo breeding is still not an exact science. In related news I have invented the Hoverbird
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Well, that's a wrap on Empires Season 2. The castle isn't finished, but then again, history isn't finished either...
I'm gonna be away in Spain for a week, so I won't be able to edit my final episode until I get back.
Please look forward to it!
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Hope you’re all looking forward to Hermitcraft Recap 34, or as I like to think about it, Dark Hermitcraft Recap 1
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Woke up and immediately read they’re bringing Archaeology to Minecraft 1.20. Good start to the day 😊
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Out of respect for the democratic process I will not be talking about the Bracket
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Unpopular opinion, but: nobody should be expecting changes to Birch Forests in the Wild Update.
Talking about Birch Forests as 'missing' from the Wild Update is a misconception. Mojang never said they would be included in the Wild Update. 🧵
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Just when I thought I'd done enough with copper, they pull me back in.
Where's my crown...
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They actually did it, the madlads! So impressed with everyone's level of commitment to this, it could be a throwaway gag but it's genuinely so entertaining 😂
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We can't share much from the Minecraft Creator Summit, but I can tell you the following:
Mojang has learned from the community's reaction to the Wild Update (vs what was shown at Minecraft Live), and is going to communicate their intentions more carefully.
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Empires finale tomorrow.
Nothing ever feels finished in Minecraft. It feels really weird signing off this series when you could just add a few more blocks here, a few there.
But you can't, knowing they will whisper to you of a wall, a tower, a forest, a mountain.
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Yes I'm on the new SMP
I went fishing to get levels and literally the first item I fished up was a nametag
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Live from empires in 10!
It’s pretty quiet today because some folks are probably still editing, or are up in their comments replying to people. So nobody ask me to call Grian or whatever 🤪
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I really think the default enchantment glow needs to change at some point in Minecraft's future. I can't see the difference between two-thirds of these potions. Hovering them in your inventory shouldn't have to be the way you identify them.
Image from Reddit user /u/Lunarcomplex
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I know some folks get impatient with Mojang keeping quiet about new features for 1.20.
But take a moment to imagine how different it would feel if we’d seen a rough version of armour trim back in October. If all the excitement had been used up in that moment.
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Spontaneous and low-effort has never been my preferred approach to pranks. I always want them to feel original, calculated, & relevant.
If I'm going to prank Grian, I want some effort going in. I want him to be as impressed with the prank as he was with my copper aging machine 😅
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Ah yes, we have now entered the post-game of Minecraft Live, where everyone posts fan art of the mob vote runners-up crying
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Thanks to everyone who let me know about @Ph1LzA discovering David live on stream!
"It looks like an insane person built this" 😂😂😂
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