Some people do NOT realize that their inability to understand basic science isn't an argument against it.
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Oh my, just fuck cancer. Just fuck it.
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No!
if creepers are fluffy does that make docm77 half furry
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For content creators, there is one important thing to take away from this sad day for the Minecraft community. Understand how important it is what you do for many people, and make sure to take it DAMN seriously. I mean it. Make sure you don't fuck this up!
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The audacity of some of these people. Completely detached from reality, entrenched in some culture war.
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Rip Tinfoilchef. Will miss you. Keep on branch mining brother. Just in a better place.
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Yo @GTWScar I have Jelly. You have 24h to repair the tunnel bore. Good luck!
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Grian is a good guy. What he did with his Hermitcraft seven hour tour is a nice present to all Hermits. The video has over 2 million views by now. Lots of eyes on everyone's work in this season so far. Much appreciated πŸ‘
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Holy shit...can you not have an accessibly ramp per default on any stage? Come on now. How many times will I have to hear Scar's stories going to cons not being able to access areas? Do better.
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It is great to see Gem feel save. Important message to young dudes out there. Be nice just like the Arizona dads and ensure women around you are able to just be themselves. Proud of the boys!
Mirror selfie with Arizona dads!
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The worst thing is, I think I got a little soft cause of Doccy. Kids break stuff. You can't be mad. Grian and Scar are like little kids. So I feel inclined to let it slide.... BUT THEN I REMEMBER THEY ARE GROWN UP PROFESSIONAL MINECRAFT PLAYERS AND I WILL NOT SHOW ANY MERCY.
Mojang: so we will fix update suppression once and for good. Nobody will be able to do that ever again. Hivemind: Hold my 3x3 update skipping device. Oh yeah....Friday my little Goats. Muhahahahaha
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Today I got an actual phone call from youtube. Parner manager checking in. I questioned them 20 minutes until I was convinced they are no scammers including requesting them to send emails so I can confirm their Google ID. Lol. All the poor guy wanted was to ask if I like the
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Ah, I love the Hermitcraft community. Biggest scandal in years. Grian deletes a few skins, lol
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Oh my GOOOOOOOD. I JUST WATCHED THOSE FOOLS VIDEOS. BLEW UP THE TUNNEL BORE! I WILL TAKE BRUTAL REVENGE. TIME TO EVICT MY NEIGHBOURS.
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For some reason my logo suggestion for my shop was turned down. No clue why.
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Great, looks like Grian is stuck in my hole...lol
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Grian and Scar are dead. They touched my redstone, and bad stuff happenend. NEVER TOUCH MY REDSTONE! EVER!
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Lol...really USA? This is what I wake up to? Oh man. Another 4 years of daily insanity. Lol.
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I had to cut ties with my father to be able to be myself. This is my biggest hurt in life but also my guiding factor for Doccy. Doccy can be whatever they want. I will love them unconditionally.
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I AM Goatfather now for real. Little Doccy is here. Healthy and Karin is ok as well. Love you all guys.
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We are working hard on a second generation of Hermits. Soon we can all retire and pass on the torch. Other option is, we rebrand to "Parentcraft".
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You know I met Grian irl, but I swear every time I see him all I can think is: He looks so cheeky. His grin screams shenanigans. Like I see him and want to give him a preamtive neck slap cheeky looking, lol
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It all makes sense now. Bdubs all of a sudden being a Redstone genius. The years of admiring Etho! Now the uncertain upload schedule... There is only one conclusion. Bdubs ate Etho.
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To the Hermitcraft community. Unfortunately death is part of the circle of life. You gave tfc countless moments of happiness and joy. You were his inspiration. He loved to read your comments. You showed, everyone, no matter your age, is welcome in the Hermitcraft community. β™₯️🐐
It is a big loss. To me tfc was a great inspiration. He was not phased by anything. He just played Minecraft the way he wanted to play. He kept it old school. Him being on the server, was always a reminder of what Minecraft is and a guidance to "keeping it real".
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Alright, so first new Hermitcraft member is Smalishballs...eh beans I mean.
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Grain with the wholesome message at the end of his last video. " We prank hard, but we tidy up harder!" Me:
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Very heavy times. Unfortunately my beloved uncle passed away yesterday. He was a 2x Olympic Wheelchair Archery Champion, former German motocross champion, father of two great sons and loving grandfather of 3. He was an inspiration to me of how to be a good man.
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Love posts like that. I remember 100 years ago when Etho joined my single player world after I invited him to check it out. When he first logged in, I felt exactly the same. Minecraft Jesus had just appeared infront of me, haha
IM JUST CASUALLY FISHING SND HE JUST??? APPEARS IN FRONT IF ME?? ANS THEN STANDS NEXT TO MEE???
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I am 100% sure even all lesbians in the community think Ren is handsome. Let skizz have his crush. I am not the jealous type.
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Comments like that really makes you wonder what crazy trip people are on. Firstly, I use neutral pronouns talking about Doccy because of privacy reason. No other reason. Secondly, if there was another reason, who are you to judge me for that? Please unsubscribe and stay gone.
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Why? Because this is the biggest scandal ever in the history of scandals!
WHY IS HE ON THE NEWS
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Yo @GTWScar you are the worst, lol He made me laugh about a person (himself) falling out of their wheelchair! I never felt so guilty after laughing! You Monster!
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Doccy said they want to make a heart for "papa's friends on the internet " πŸ₯°
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Wait! Shipping means not "being on a boat together"!??? Omg... That changes everything! I only wanna be shipped with Rendog then. He looks cuddly. Hehehe.
About the whole shipping topic that seems to be a big deal in the community here. I don't care if you ship me, lol For others respect their boundaries please.
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Our timeline is so fucked up. I use they for Doccy to protect their privacy and ALWAYS there are some assholes coming at me with some rants that I am a terrible father cause I "gender confuse" my child. Get the hell out of here with this shit. Not my problem you are paranoid.
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Today was a tough day. Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to our beloved cat friend Gracie. She was with us for over 10 years since we picked her up from the animal shelter. You will be dearly missed. Her heart was too weak and she fell asleep very peacefully.
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What the actual f.........huh? What happened again??????? What!!!
I can’t believe it happened again in one week.
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I am so sad now. I wish I could have gone too :-( Sigh
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Thumbnail a b testing feature only for me to tell him all my thumbnails are made by Hermitcraft community artists and I don't care about optimizations, lol
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Everbody send some love @xisumavoid Until today, lot of the server admin stuff is done by him. Without X, there is no Hermitcraft as we know it. Thank you brother. ❀🐐
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Also Pearl the second ever back to back female MCC champion! Guess who is the first? False! That's right! HERMITCRAFT REPESENT!
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Dadm77
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If they do bills like "Don't say gay" in Florida, we should say: OK, then don't get my money. We have a huge LGBTQ in Minecraft, if they are not welcome, I don't feel welcome as well.
If it is in Florida, I am not going. Sorry.
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The most scary place on Hermitcraft
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Mob has no drop. No point of it being in game IMHO. Should be a general rule. If no drop, other worthwhile gameplay loop needed. Why would players seek out a mob that does nothing more than once?
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Doccy calls me over looks at me proud. "I made a Perimeter, look Papa!" Me: πŸ₯Ή
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I am sorry to inform you guys, that I will not upload a video on Friday. I am so sorry. Instead it will come out today. At 4 PM CET. :-)
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True words.
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Ok, so let me get that straight: There are people out there that do not believe in climate change but instead believe "the government or they" have some kind of machinery to control the weather?? Really? Fuck me man, imma go play Minecraft. What a timeline.
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I am afking on test server to test rates, Hivemind be trolling like this right in my face when I looked this morning, lol
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Also, I ran into someone that recognized me and they saw Doccy. I have to say, that was really unpleasant. I learned that now. If you ever see me anywhere with a child, please don't approach me. Deal?
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Today is a good day. Just learned my friend is free of cancer. Fuck cancer.
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Some Hermits getting together yesterday evening to do a creative ideas for Season 10 meeting. I went to bed at 2.30 am and all I did was talking with Gem and Etho about their food and workout routines. Also it was established that Ethogirls is a gender neutral term.
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You little......ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
People these days make some flimsy redstone. You can’t even breathe next to it.
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You miss one Hermitcraft meeting and Communism breaks out on the server...lol. I hereby declare the Perimeter an Independent State.
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Happy Pride Month! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (and all other banners and flags I have no clue about..lol...Jolly Roger's for good measure πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ) #Pride2024
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You know what the most scary part of this all is??? My motivational speakers actually worked. It motivated them so hard, that they grinded like absolut machines and did more work to cover the Perimeter in 3 days as they did combined in the last 6 months on the server.
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Twitchon...anyways what?
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It is a big loss. To me tfc was a great inspiration. He was not phased by anything. He just played Minecraft the way he wanted to play. He kept it old school. Him being on the server, was always a reminder of what Minecraft is and a guidance to "keeping it real".
Rip Tinfoilchef. Will miss you. Keep on branch mining brother. Just in a better place.
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I don't think everyone grasps the hugeness of the Crafter yet. It must have been loooooooong debates behind the scenes about that one. It will so profoundly change Minecraft. It is the biggest paradigm shift in 15 years. A Golden Age. Minecraft just became Factorio.
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Doccy is now 85 cm tall. Almost bdubs' height.
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Ok, a whole pig was ordered for the Hivemind meet up. And 100 liters of beer.
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Awww. That is sweet.... Until you remember the two birds BLEW UP MY TUNNEL BORE!
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Replying to @GTWScar
Scar, when people tell you to touch grass, they don't mean "drive into 2 meter tall grass with your rocket chair", lol. Mad lad!
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Skizz and Joel sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the world eater and blows them up!
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Every morning when I check on the server, I go over to Scar's Amusement Park project and admire it for a few mins. It is literally perfect. This man planned this out in his brain for years. It will be so mindbogglingly amazing, I am so hyped. The details. Every block is perfect.
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Legends
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Hermitcraft Season 9 will come. Us taking a break has literally nothing to do with what months it is. This whole: Hermits earn less in january thus they take a break is bs. We need a break, because we never had one in years and don't want to burn out. We are exhausted.
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Etho girls rise
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Also, I am gonna be straight with you. Aside of privacy, I don't want you guys to know what sex Doccy is to prevent backseat parenting comments along the lines: a girl cannot do this, or how can your boy not like this and that. I would start fighting people, lol
Comments like that really makes you wonder what crazy trip people are on. Firstly, I use neutral pronouns talking about Doccy because of privacy reason. No other reason. Secondly, if there was another reason, who are you to judge me for that? Please unsubscribe and stay gone.
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Send all positive vibes to him now! We need the Poe Poe back asap or the Ore Snatcher runs free!
I got a sweet hat. See you guys soon.
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How do I imagine X and Etho? I know them both for more than 10 years. Mhm. Etho: 3 meters tall ninja that carries around an anvil to drop on you X: the dude in the first row of Slayer concert headbanging holding on to gurad rail from minute 1 till encore Lol
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Jehovah's witnesses came to my door. They regretted their life choices after I lectured them about the old testament for 30 mins straight without letting them get in a single word. Amen
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Literally most of my most beloved community members, fan artists and hiveminders are majority LGBTQ or women. And people scream at me cause I wrote "lol" Sometimes you wonder if it doesn't matter what you do. Your actions don't matter. People wanna lynch you for a "lol". Lol
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What people forget these days who doubt how horrible the Nazi regime really was: There are people alive today, like me, who had grandparents that lived through the Nazi time from start to finish. They seen with their own eyes what happened. They shared countless
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Scar gets the badass art and I get fluffy. Not fair!
A drawing of my favorite Lime Llamas team member :3 - #goodtimeswithscarfanart #gtwscarfanart #mccfanart #mcc (Untag in replies!!)
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Such a cutie. It is not a wild one, must belong to one of our neighbours, no clue which though. She is beautiful. Anybody know what breed that is? Very dense coat, bit of a stubby nose, quite short ears and small but bulky frame.
I will not give it any food. That seals the deal in cat world. I have a meeting in half an hour. I hope at let's me get up until then. Right now it enjoys the moment I guess, lol
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Idiocracy
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Hello Americans. Can you please not let your former presidents take top secret nuclear documents to his summer home in Florida? Much appreciated. Rest of the world. Thanks.
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Bdubs ate my diamond ore.
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Man, watching last Impy and Skizz Podcast atm. I just love Scar. But don't tell him,ok? I have to maintain my anger....He BLEW UP MY TUNNEL BORE!!!!!!!!
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You all thought @ThatMumboJumbo was actually taking a break last month where in reality he was deep in the trench mines all the time collecting immeasurable diamonds riches inside his vault. You can't fool me!
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What on earth is darktwt? What is going on, lol??!!
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I feared my own father since very young age. When Doccy says things like that, it sends me on an emotional roller coaster ride. Mainly happiness, but also many painful memories.
Doccy just drops these sentences that completely melt your heart so casually. This morning as they woke up comes over to me and says: Papa, you know what is really good? You are always so nice to me. I really like that. Walks away to play and leaves you as an emotional wreckπŸ₯²
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πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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You bastards! It is date night tonight! Ohhhhh...you will regret this....oh boy You...oh man
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Awwww. Your dads are proud!
I redstoned 'wordle' into Minecraft 8 hours of a stream later, but it was so much fun. :D
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I didn't sleep well today and wondered why. Then I realized, to fall asleep had auto play going and checked my history. Turns out I watched a disturbing video in my sleep. It was Grian's last video. He went to see the World Eater. Then I realized, it has no button to press. Phew
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Ok, it is more than obvious. Scar is out of control. Take this bow away from him. He is developing blood lust. Someone has to stop this long eared hot matator freak!
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Doccy took their first steps. Dad cry.
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Crazy, Doccy starts speaking English, lol. Never made a huge effort to teach Doccy English. All of a sudden, Doccy knovks over a glass, says to me in English: "Sorry papa! We can clean." Wtf???? How? They sometimes listen to me when I am on discord, but that is it. Crazy.
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Me making a rainbow beacon as a nice gesture for my lgbtq fellow Hermits! Biggots: DO NOT FALL FOR THE WOKE MIND VIRUS! NOOOOOOOO Me: Who would hate rainbows? Biggots: CULTURE WAR! Me: It has a nice binary counter? Lol
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I can't stop crying. I am so happy. Never seen anything more beautiful in my life. I am home now again. Had to leave an hour after the baby was born. I will listen to Maiden now.
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Bruh...Doccy is 3 still, lol Casually spelled "Dinosaurier" all by themselves. That is correct in German for πŸ¦•. Crazy.
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Cool, finally full strip tease is allowed on twitch. Now I can start streaming again. Grind Optimize Automate Twerk
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What could be more effective in crushing you enemies than a rap diss track? A GERMAN diss track. "When he starts speaking mother tongue, you know shit just got real!"
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One person left a comment saying: Well great, you act as if you are the greatest and use modded features. What is the point? I can do this too in moddded. Me thinking: Modded? Then I realized, the Redstone was so genius, they thought this was modded Minecraft, lol
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