I have a few above-average takes on life | Occasional bag user | Just slightly conservative | QIB investor in Splounge| East Coast douchebag | SAC Capital
Manhattan, NY
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This guy definitely has a burner and comes across people using him as a profile pic and is just like what the fuck
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Getting to the point where I’m done liking girls insta stories when drunk. From now on just gonna start firing DMs. Comment ideas that will guaranteed get me laid, thks.
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Q4 In’s
- Sweaters
- Asian women
- Finding a wife
- Drinking in a dimly lit bar
- Guinness
- Due West on Saturdays
- Cuddling with said wife
- Resting on Fridays
- Dinners with the boys
Out’s
- Afters (not really)
- Linen
- Aaron Boone
- Not having a wife
- Iced Coffee
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Plans for Thursday
-Gym
-Haircut
- ❄️and old fashies with my absolute boys
Any further questions?
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It should be illegal for men to be life guards at a CC. Plz bring me the hottest daughter of a member who just finished up sophomore year of college
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Sunday nights are when I wish I had a girlfriend more than any other night in the week. It’s not even close.
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Hey Joseph,
Basically a bunch of idiots pay me money to get them in a frat. I have over a 90% success rate, the best in the business. Hope this helps.
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If it’s a ick for you wanting to get photo or autograph with your favorite player after you dropped a couple thousand to take her on a cool date she is not the one.
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New lease officially signed, cannot wait to tell every girl at the bar I live in the west village and I have a rooftop.
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Nobu 57 with girl in skin tight dress, Porsche driving us around, no thanks.
Dive bar with 6 of my boys and no woman, yes please.
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Just a little appreciation for my gym at home. This gym is definitely better than yours.
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Was just looking at a girls insta and accidentally reposted a photo from 2 years ago… fuck
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In very unfortunate news today, I have officially fallen to 0-4 in the league in which the punishment is a 2 mile roller blade down the WSH in a Speedo and a crop trip. Officially scared, need to lock the fuck in.
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If one more of my girl friends calls me “king” I’m going to fucking k*** myself. Stupidest fucking term ever
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Thank god I can finally drink daiquiris now, I have been waiting on Foodacris permission all summer.
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Duke clearly knows how to run the ball. Probably just skip hazing in its entirety for him.
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Noooo PA you can’t get shit faced on a rooftop on a Tuesday (the left screams in unison)
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At first I respected him for grinding then I found out he is a marketing major and realized he’s a pussy.
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Is it gay to get LED lights for my bedroom as a 22 year old post grad male? Leaning yes but it makes watching movies so much better
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Recapping my weekend of debauchery and it’s still unreal I met up with 10 dudes from this app and we all got matching shirts to celebrate @arigldd birthday. I also proceeded to throw up on my shirt in the limo and Uber eats a shirt to the bar.
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“Where’s mommy?” Uhh she’s on spaces talking to The Vanimal and posting on the burnerverse
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Europeans are going to come out and comment on the Charlie Kirk shooting, saying they are so much better than America for not having guns. At the same time, African and Islamic migrants rape their children and taking over their countries.
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Bartender just told me I have “gorgeous eyes” and I got laid last night. Nobody is more up than PA these past 24hrs
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Classic absolutely horrible post from a March 2025. Delete your fucking account and stop ruining my app
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Never thought about deleting this app after seeing a specific tweet, this one nearly made me do it though.
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The face you make when you abandon your children to hangout on spaces with internet friends*
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