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I am in an a really bad spot with money right now so i'm selling my godzilla ultima figure on ebay if anyones interested or will share with someone who would be. bid starts at $214
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inshallah the rhinoplasty demon will be defeated once and for all ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ
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gettin slapped on the back of the neck by the 18 inch sloppy shaboinger is NASTY work
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physics are crazy cuz this works but also if an elephant fell 2 stories it would straight up die
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i went to an all animal school and there was an error in the system to where a human kid got enrolled because his last name was Lion ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ During Gym they partnered him up with some monkey
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@tonyhawktruther
What was the "incident" at your high school?
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"you dont fuck with no bush, no thick girls, no NOTHING?"
"Woody, i only like respectable women, 100< pounds, flat stomach, small ass, hairless, wont kiss me after head. everyone else outside of that is a comically ugly fatty and deserves to be mocked relentlessly"
watching like pre-2010 comedy media i realize how lame the sexual tastes of the vast majority of straight men was
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cops are the biggest fuckin pussies on the planet
Distressing video shows Missouri cop gun down lost 13-pound deaf and blind dog: โWhat am I supposed to do?โ trib.al/WVLZBSM
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the way yall talkin bout this movie Superman better laser Netanyahu's head smoove off
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Sucks being a primate fan who actually into learning about primates like its crazy cus almost every single video up here stems from some horrific abuse
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Learning that the guy who made this is actually a catholic with a catholicism/biblical themed account just added new layers to this. He wasn't just shitposting when he made this, at least on some level he was genuinely considering this contingency
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i was gonna say "why is every foreign spider-person exagerrated with their country's look" then i remembered peters costume is literally red white and blue
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the first gooner assassination attempt
Thomas Matthew Crooks paid an OnlyFans girl nearly $1500.
What's your reaction ?
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No such account exists or existed. This was a fake image created by an onlyfans creator to gain attention for her account.
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"Thats a pretty clever try for a chemistry pun, but the IPUAC chemical name for water wouldn't be Dihydrogen Oxide, its actually Oxidane"
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"Oxidane" is typically reserved for use when describing derivatives of water.
thoughtco.com/definition-of-โฆ.
IPUAC Regulations as of 2005 allow for multiple recognized names for chemicals.
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Valid names for water include Dihydrogen Monoxide, Hydrogen Oxide, and Hydric Acid.
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its so obvious when a cartoon is planting the seed for this to happen nowadays but in like 2010 that shit was riveting. When Adventure Time and Gravity Falls first came out CN and Disney had been doing shit like Chowder and Kick Buttowski. nobody saw it coming
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>kid gets a malignant brain tumor
>suddenly decides to become a republican and dress up as a cop
what could this mean?
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Im watching a documentary for the stanford prison experiment for my sociology class and i thought it was supposed to be like how good people will do bad things when conditioned under certain environments and i might just be dumb but every inhumane thing they do feels like this
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me using the invisible pepper grinder that electrocutes you then slows down time if you use it:
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Why is each word stylized differently like spongebob was describing the alaskan bull worm
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"Hey i know you from somewhere! youre that fellow that got fired working on Steven Universe after drawing ship art of yourself with Pearl"
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bruce out here creating super white boys he should be considered a bigger threat than any villain the justice league faces
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"you have to get an oil change or your car engine will literally explode bro"
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A $1M budget โBARBENHEIMERโ movie is in the works.
The film follows Dr. Barbenheimer, a scientist doll living in Dolltopia, who tries to take out humanity with a nuclear bomb.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/moviesโฆ)
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when your friend selfishly eats the last chocolate bar while you're starving and stranded in the wilderness
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IM TRYING SO HARD NOT OT LOSE IT THEY REALLY TOUCHED ALL BASES OF STEREOTYPICAL 2000S COMEDIC DIALOG
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why is stewie the same size but looks older than his siblings and why is brian still alive and the same
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ALL THAT SHIT YESTERDAY WENT DOWN ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO?? LMFAOOOOOOOO๐๐๐
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laughing my ass off i thougut this was a game of a buff naked black man running around like the flash
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"Hey have you guys seen my stack of Pizzas?"
"Woah! He stole that guy's pizza!"
"Spider-Man, why'd you steal that guys pizza?"
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musk revisionism has began dawg remember in 2018 when that diver saved those kids trapped in a cave and el*n publicly threw a tantrum and called him a pedo based on nothing cuz they didnt use his mini submarine idea to save them? hes been a known loser outside reddit bro trust me
He was a liberal hero in the 2010s for being the billionaire that was sending us back to space and doing stuff about climate change.
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