CSOC Girlie ๐Ÿ’ป Bachanal Baby. Obatala Priestess. Artist. Certified Lover Girl. Iโ€™m Funny Sometimes.

Houston, TX ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Replying to @antheadelvina
Yโ€™all donโ€™t shower before yโ€™all go to get waxed????
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I like it. It shows personality idk ๐Ÿ˜…
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Replying to @uzayvert
Johnny Bravo pulled not one woman sir ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Replying to @LadieeAsh
Cat in the middle said:
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Replying to @rahsh33m
Black Folks ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฝ Singing Stevie Wonderโ€™s bday after the bday song
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Okay but It high key infuriates me that WE are not RUNNING this industry!
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Replying to @JayNedaj @essencerx
HOLD UP! I know this is about Max and Ruby but who remembers โ€˜Maggie and the Ferocious Beastโ€™ ??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This is so fucking funny! Normally I defend my fellow Scorpios and I love Sza but I cannot stop laughing! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Nigga said he in line to get his dick sucked ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Replying to @rahsh33m
Why yโ€™all letting these men get so close to your head with scissors??

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My high assโ€ฆafter the splitโ€ฆโ€wait that ainโ€™t no damn Burna Boy!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @Meka_Lullaby
I feel sorry for homie....But like....donโ€™t propose to me in no damn mall! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @theesudani
EYEM still trying to figure out how throwing a bunch of random ass sand on your floor equates to your room now being a โ€œbeachโ€ ???
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Replying to @chentiwunii
Because someone usually washed your hair for you over the kitchen sinkโ€ฆbeing cares for usually equals a good childhood.
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Replying to @taelovelace
Me figuring out Iโ€™m going to surprise myself cause I ainโ€™t got no man to do it for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Replying to @saintmcneil
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Cause please explain why MEN were CHASINGGG after a fake lil durk in a mall!
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Replying to @_Edweirdo
Was I the only one more interested in the dog literally just dogging?? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Replying to @teefortilly
Lol Just do what you want to do with your own body. There are a TON of fitness influencers with a VARIETY of body types. Not everyone wants a phat ass and not everyone wants bulging muscles lol just do youโ€ฆsimpleโ€ฆ
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Replying to @aguatheejamaica
Saweetie watching this like ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @ruledbymercuryy
I literally have only watched โ€œA Start is Bornโ€ once because of how embarrassed I was for Gagaโ€™s character when her man peed himself at her award show ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Yall I nearly passed out in the theater!
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Nah Mutha yo colors was perfect! You ainโ€™t gotta do all that extra shit! ๐Ÿ˜‚....She hip hip hoppa ha ass on!

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Her feet were probably dead from those shoes. Yโ€™all know how it feels when you first take off uncomfortable heels itโ€™s takes min for your feet to regain feeling ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Chile Krabs pulled his eyes out his head and started skipping rope with them so ainโ€™t no tellin! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @Loccdawggg
Hell nah. My ass would been backing away slowly ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Replying to @BERRYGUTZ
Iโ€™ve been in the house for over a year and Iโ€™m sick of yโ€™all ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™m enjoying my damn summer this year donโ€™t give a fuck!
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Replying to @iggybads
We just ignoring the thigh to ass ratio?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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You mean thatโ€™s not just you with your hair straightened???????

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Replying to @justaudie
He out of Mc fucking Order!! But she was throwing that lil McBooty okay?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Replying to @AaeMae
Girl and you were looking BOMB too! ๐Ÿ˜ญ We give thanks! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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Girl....SHUT UP! You donโ€™t know what my actions are! All I said was Iโ€™m enjoying my summer this year. You donโ€™t know what the hell that even means or looks like FOR ME! So...essentially.....mind your damn business!!
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Replying to @First_alphas
Not having Lupita on here is a CRIMEE!
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CARIBBEAN***** Jamaica AINT the only ones migrate to Toronto. Itโ€™s a HUGE West Indian community there.
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Replying to @ayeitsebb
I canโ€™t get over this doo doo brown sewer water they in! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข

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Replying to @ASTROSUAV @NotLaja
Sir. Jordan Woods is lightskin...Meg Thee Stalli is Brownskin for reference.
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Replying to @heyyitsjanea
I was waiting for improvement that just never cameโ€ฆwow
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Replying to @iambrattyb
And like how TF did a song by a yt man about the gay community become the solitary song for Black Folks????!!
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Is it supposed to go on dry and uneven? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @samsanders
Itโ€™s too many non Blacks commenting on what feels Black to them and ION LIKE IT!
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Like Iโ€™m not even mad at her I know she had bills to pay!!
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Replying to @SoMilli_
And these niggas are not outraged enough for me!! What the actual fuck!
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Not Ava in this pic!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nahhhhhh Iโ€™m lazy af and I still clean WELL....just cry during ๐Ÿ˜‚....This bitch is nasty.
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Replying to @JFave_901
He more concerned about the hammock and sheโ€™s drowning ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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They literally were not. You sound dumb. There may have been a larger number of Jamaican immigrants but that doesnโ€™t mean they were the ONLY.

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Please watch Insecure front to back expeditiously!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Iโ€™m here for letting WOMEN do whatever TF they want with their OWN damn bodies!

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This can all be done without beating your childโ€™s ass though ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @TheColtonShow__
The amount of times he said nigga while seeing no niggas and being no nigga is CRAZY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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I was so sad....then I realized she was a hating ass bitch and Iโ€™m flourishing without her LMAOOOO ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ โ€œwhite people mistake me for being whiteโ€
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Replying to @_benjvmins_
Erm what about 9/12?! Or 9/10?! You canโ€™t just single out ONE day when there are obviously 364 other days!

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There was no edit. Thatโ€™s the original photo.

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Replying to @HOUTXMedia
I....need the full story. Honestly they were wrong....BUT it looks like itโ€™s late af out. It may have STARTED as a โ€œ3 yr olds bday partyโ€ but they probably have been going for HOURS...yโ€™all got all this going on in an apt complex? Respect your neighbors...
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Very much giving โ€œwhy they put me next to sheโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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WE DID IT JOE! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
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Replying to @chaclobro
Shouldโ€™ve left this in the drafts ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @LemmeLickUrDick
Omg! Thought this Nigga was gone take off flying!
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Replying to @cordelll @cxrdeII
Just say yโ€™all like Bootyholes yโ€™all donโ€™t need no help finding thatโ€ฆ.
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Replying to @diabolicalpree
His wife musta just left him and heโ€™s mad at all women cause....๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œLil Snacksโ€ is really taking me out because what is that exactly?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Since when is $1.25 USD expensive?? Karen got what she deserved. The son wasnโ€™t harmed.
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Replying to @__franfine
They really sat up here and drizzled that damn glaze down the lips and fingers! Please Tek me awey! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Replying to @jessethechef
German Shepards easily. Niggas too buddy buddy with the Police.

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They did sign. And it was indeed a shit show ๐Ÿ˜ญ...Of course by no fault of the interpreters.
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Replying to @OMGFranko
Yโ€™all saying anyone other than Trey Songz is WILLLDDDD!!! Need them ears checked ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Baby I just zoomed in on your Avi and you might wanna sit this one OUT!
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Replying to @simplylay
Nigger Bitch powers activate! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ
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Replying to @LILDOUBT1
Yโ€™all need to cut it out!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me too girl! Imma poss me a lil video too. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Replying to @lalaBANGS_
PASTOR?! I had to go back and look! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @Guwop_DaDon
You want her looking scared af biting off all her damn nails?...Yโ€™all niggas SOOO insecure!
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NOT FINNA PHINEAS AND FERB!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Iโ€™m saying in general a parent can prepare their children for the realities of the world with out abusing them in any way.
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Replying to @Vaughnclaudex
Idk she looked annoyed before he even touched herโ€ฆlike just cause he was breathing her air ๐Ÿ˜…
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KOI POND?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Umm I DID!! Itโ€™s not there! Where is it since you know every damn thing!
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Seriously. And rude as hell because the second woman clearly has alopecia like leave sis alone! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Iโ€™m usually team believe women no questions but when it comes to yt women with Black men imma need ALLLL the information!
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You not lying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Lemme go mind my Black ass Business elsewhere
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Replying to @hoodcuIture
Iโ€™m sorry when was Black Eyed Peas ever a โ€œBlack Groupโ€ with Fergie YT as lead? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Nah this sound like some shit straight outta Ireland! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @earringdealer
Iโ€™m surprised I havenโ€™t seen the ICONIC Bubble Bowl! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Legit know this whole song!
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Replying to @gpxora
Donโ€™t yโ€™all play! Cause my big cousins used to call me Ja Rule as a child because of my deep raspy voice ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @Mandy_y_y
Yess! Cause why my family use to call me โ€œJah Ruleโ€ when I was younger ๐Ÿคฃ thatโ€™s why I donโ€™t fw them now!
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Replying to @LondynnTheDoll
The fact that I KNEW this was a yt woman but still had to zoom in to make sure! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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In Islam โ€œJesusโ€ is Prophet Isaโ€ฆa prophet of God. Islam doesnโ€™t believe that God has human like characteristics therefore he can never have a son. Thats the difference.
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๐Ÿ˜ญ she donโ€™t rap like this though. Itโ€™s gone be likeโ€ฆ. โ€œyou came to my hood..whatโ€™s good? Iโ€™m playing the latto. shaking my ass is the mottoโ€ฆlike??graah.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Replying to @_shellszdouble
LMAOOOO...Niggas say this like they the ONLY dealer???...

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Replying to @icecube
And you believed him?! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Replying to @alvinthedon_
Donโ€™t go through my shit looking for hints ๐Ÿ˜‚ You gone leave more confused than you came!
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Iโ€™m sure the โ€œseasoningโ€ heโ€™s talking about was a dash of salt and pepper!
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And he bout to be 5โ€™1 is his legs fit in that short ass box! โ€œperfectโ€ my rasshole! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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