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Getting him an empty ps5 box and filling it with a 1000 reasons of why you love him ❤️
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Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and raising him alone all for him to come online and say he understands why his dad didn’t stay around.
Maybe some of your mums should have abandoned you idk
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Ah so Anita and Montoya are still together? Wicked women win again!
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Carrying a baby full term and giving birth with both mother and baby being well is honestly such a blessing. Pregnancy is so serious it’s actually scary
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I hate that gym culture for women (generally) is focused on building a “dump truck” and back exercises for small waist etc
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wee cally duncy
What did Bree Van de Kamp do to deserve children like Danielle and Andrew. Pls who did she offend???
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And you know what.. Olandria was right for airing out that Huda and Chris kissed during the postcard challenge 👍🏾 #LoveIslandUSA
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PARTY as one of Beyonce’s worst songs????? As in “I may be young but I’m READY” party?????!!!! nitter.app/ErinAlexa/status/11066…
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See the happiness men can have by taking their woman back after she’s done exploring 🥰
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Girls what would you say the absolute worst period symptom is for you? I think mine has to be period shit
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I’m shocked that people don’t. Is the shower not where you go to get clean all over?
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MUAs need to stop putting the same face on all their clients cos it doesn’t suit them 😭 take time to study the client’s features and beat their face accordingly
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Put aside dating
“I’m omw, would you like me to pick up anything as I come?”
You guys don’t do that?…
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It should go without saying that I am obviously NOT talking about circumstances in which the mum is abusive
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Telling me you’re gonna do something and then not doing it is the easiest way to piss me off. Especially if you told me you were gonna do it unprovoked
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Does Jessy not get embarrassed whenever Joey is trying to argue with Grace because it actually gives obsessed #LoveIsland
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You guys that keep saying Dami’s in everyone’s business have you not clocked the islanders also keep going to him with their wahala too
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You know those cramps that will literally have you sweating and your body is shaking <<<<<
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Those 24 hour/day trips to other countries are literally my idea of a nightmare
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This is why the UK will continue to wallow in a state of meticisina statism. Nigel Farage is on that show and Nella is who you’re directing your energy to? The actual bloody state of it lol
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I still remember that day when Michael picked Joanna over Amber. The way I rushed home from work for that episode, my head was so hot for Amber 😭
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Catherine has started wearing less and going out more. I haven’t seen a blazer since casa amor started, hate it had to be you Scott
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Booking the holiday is fine but the prep??? It’s enough to make me want to drop out of going
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Seeing men’s commentary on Love Island is actually very eye opening.
It seems you guys genuinely believe your behaviour exists in a vacuum and that the minute you decide you’re ready to change everyone should just take you on your word regardless of your previous behaviour
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Pls don’t come and tell us that the guy you were f*cking with has skidmark boxers, doesnt brush his mouth and steals money from his mother. Because all those things weren’t the final straw for you, him seeing another babe was? ☹️
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Being cheated on isn’t an L at all bc why the hell should you feel embarrassed because someone you trusted and loved took the piss?
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No way Paige is giving cuddles to a man who told her he was having flashbacks about his ex the night before #LoveIsland
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I actually can’t get the first 10 mins of this episode out of my head 😭 #LoveIsland
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Sorry I think Dami is the best looking black guy we’ve had on LI. Like beyond Ovie, I’m sorry
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This is my issue with Jess S. I think she’s well intentioned but she can’t have her cake and eat it with Ayo and Mimii. All this trying to show yourself as someone who cares about her will always seem contradictory to her actions with Ayo #LoveIsland
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I don’t know why you guys feel so strongly about people removing service charge (i do, image). This is the UK, your server will be getting their salary regardless. The charge is just the restaurants being greedy and charging you twice for what they should be doing anyway :/
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Whenever content creators used to collab back in the day it felt like that’s so suite life of hannah montana
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The more that I deep it, that “summer isnt over” line was soooo cheeky omg. Dami thought he was gonna be mr bitches with 2 babes fighting over him.
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Making new male friends is such an ordeal. You’ll think everything is good and then randomly they’ll do/say something so questionable towards you that just ruins everything
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Publicly crashing out over your ex whilst being with a new man is something 🙏🏾
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I really cba to get into it but i wish fitness culture was more focused on overall fitness as opposed to the before/after and aiming to look a certain way
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Me whenever I hear Ayo talking circles around Mimii and she just drinks it all up #LoveIsland
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Men will dm you and expect you to be free that exact weekend so they can take you out. Kmt get to the back of the queue and wait your turn bye
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People assuming that Mary and Stack’s love was fake/surface level and I wildly disagree. I think a lot of people are forgetting the forbidden nature of their entire relationship
When it comes to #Sinners we also need to talk about how the love between Smoke and Annie, was VASTLY different from the “love” between Stacks and Mary.
I’ll be elaborating on this more in my podcast episode on the topic☺️
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Omg leaving work and look how nice and light it is. We are so back
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She has a point but I really struggle to sympathise with women who knowingly sleep with married men
Rebecca Loos, who claimed she had an affair with David Beckham in 2003, says he is “portraying himself as the victim” in Netflix docuseries:
“He can say whatever he likes of course and I understand he has an image to preserve, but he is portraying himself as the victim and he’s making me look like a liar, like I’ve made up these stories… The worse bit for me is that he says he didn’t like seeing his wife suffer. That bothered me. Because he’s the one that’s caused the suffering.”
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Losing/gaining weight doesnt make you qualified to start selling fitness guides imo. It’s so scary to see the fitness industry filled with this
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“Congolese men are this”
“Nigerian men are this”
“Jamaican men are this”
“Ghanaian men are this”
🥱🥱🥱🥱
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Sometimes i agree with the US way of doing things where they keep things generalised for the first 2 years and then specialise the final 2 because not every 18 year old know exactly what they want to do and it would be good to get a taster before committing
Uni is so crazy cause you can start first year in Engineering, then graduate in Business Management.
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I’m sorry oh polly sick???? When their sizing is so off how can this be the policy
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Wendy’s enemies have actually gathered to laugh at her downfall. My God.
CONFIRMED! Cameras came back up last night, and Gizelle and K joined Ashley for filming! 👀 #RHOP #WendyOsefo
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I HATE this Applewhites storyline so so much. Everything about it always makes me uncomfortable
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Jess bringing up that Grace basically did the same thing to Samantha #Loveisland
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“Ace wants Huda and he’s jealous” whole time it was the other way round. Anyone with eyes could see that his type was black women lol but alas
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I’m reserving judgement on him because this is the second time we’ve seen her drive a man to this extent sorry she is insane and literally exhausting. I have to give him small grace
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Anyway what I really hate about bday dinners, as a celebrant, is no matter how hard I try I always end up like this in the cab asking whoever is already there to hold the table.
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God Mimii walking back into the villa into disgrace. The ONLY victim #LoveIsland nitter.app/teefortilly/status/180…
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Jessy backing a man that won flirtiest performance and it wasn’t with her. Very good 👍🏾
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Free at last!
ITV has confirmed that Love island live Finale will take place on Monday , July 29 2024 .
#LoveIsland
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Men will actually kill you and wail the loudest at your funeral because WHAT IS THIS?
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So Jess after all that.. you still went to lips Hugo in bed anyway? She’s such a fake strict babe man #LoveIsland
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Idk what would possess you to come and tell a half story knowing that someone else has the evidence to easily debunk a lot of the things you say and make you look funny in the light? Is it a humiliation kink or what idk
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