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When Tommy DeVito invites the O-line over for dinner
Giants’ undrafted rookie QB Tommy DeVito, who will make his first NFL start Sunday at Dallas, still is living at home with his parents.
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The guy who drafted Joe Burrow and Mark Andrews watching the game last night:
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Wife: How many beers you have at the @XFLDefenders game today?🤭
Me: Honestly honey, I think that I only had one.🤥
Wife: Really?🤔
Me: Yeah.😐
Wife: Are you sure?🙄
Me: Why are you looking at me like that?😬
Wife: That’s you holding the🍺🐍.
Me:🥴
DC Defenders
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Nick Wright looks like if Kylo Ren lived at home with his mom
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This kid saved up all year to play in his first fantasy football league
Spent $50
Accidentally drafted Josh Jacobs in the 1st round instead of Justin Jefferson because he can’t read yet
I’m the commish and I didn’t reset his pick
Life is hard, he took it well.
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This is the worst fantasy football punishment ever @SalVetriDFS 😉nitter.app/justasisterfro2/status…
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Husbands being re-introduced to the family’s after the fantasy football season has ended
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Whatever you do, please don't like this picture of Jamal Adams getting roasted for a touchdown by Deebo Samuel today
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Nick Bosa wanted everyone to know that he’s a racist.
#49ers DE Nick Bosa on crashing Brock Purdy's postgame TV interview to show off his MAGA hat: "I'm not going to talk too much about it, but I think it's an important time."
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Can’t believe that Marquis Brown and Hollywood Brown are finally on the same team.
What are the chances?
With Rashee Rice seemingly wearing out his welcome in Kansas City, it’s a good thing the Chiefs drafted Xavier Worthy, and signed free agents Marquise Brown and Hollywood Brown.
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My wife when I explain why my fantasy team is the best in the league despite my 3-6 record
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Nothing to see here nitter.app/torben_kassler/status/…
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1 year ago tonight London was diagnosed w/Leukemia. It was one of the worst nights of my life. In dismay I reached out to FF Twitter & you embraced me. 🙏🏼
Today London is doing well! Cancer is in remission & her chances of survival are strong. Thank you all! #LettersforLondon💕
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He’s choosing to sit in a bathroom for an hour. Those aren’t tough times unless you are constipated 😂
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When my wife hears @ScottHanson say, “SEVEN HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FREE FOOTBALL … START NOW!”
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Just got done watching the all-22 for the 49ers last year and Brock Purdy is the luckiest player I’ve ever seen.
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I just decided that whoever finishes last in my home league has to rewatch this game as our league punishment @MatthewBerryTMR
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Health Update: Weighed in at 217 lbs. this morning!!
As a certified fat guy, I’ve always struggled with my weight, ballooning up to 333lbs. in college. This is the lightest I’ve been in 19 years.
Still have more work to do to get under 200 lbs. 😤
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My daughter Adelié designed and created this Thanksgiving menu board yesterday and later shared she was sad because no one in the family even mentioned it at dinner last night 🥲
I told her my friends on Twitter would have a kind word for you 💪🏼
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It’s called a “terroristic threat”
I’m sorry you aren’t smart enough for real life. I hope you’re fake internet friend goes to jail 😂
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Jeremy Beadling
Drafting Mike Williams nitter.app/Viral_GIFs/status/1569…
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Wife: Where are you? The game ended hours ago?🤔
Me: Made some new friends. Helped them carry some stuff to their car. 😏
Wife: Some stuff?😳
Me: Yeah, some stuff. 🤐
Wife: It better not have been that Fing 🍺🐍! 🤯
Me: Nope. Not at all.🤫
Wife: 😥
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NFL Memes
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Why aren’t any football teams named “The Hippos”?
Hippos are scary AF 😱
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The last round of your fantasy football home draft every year #FantasyFootball
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Just a friendly fantasy football reminder not to fall too hard for the offseason hype
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It’s wild that these racist always call people holding them accountable “racebaiters” like the racism is being forcibly pulled out from them instead of them freely and willing sharing their it with us all.
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Prayers up for London this morning! She has a spinal tap procedure and they are always challenging for her and Rose. Send them all the love you can. #LettersforLondon 💕
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This story about a MAGA dying after accidentally & repeatedly shocking himself in the balls when he broke into the Capitol and tried to steal a painting off the wall is wild. 🤯
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Takeo Spikes’ reaction to Brian Dawkins telling him, “I’m gonna take his soul” is priceless
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