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Quick recap: I am a community builder. I am a connector. I am a resource. I believe words and knowledge and art and poetry and healthy communities will change the world. I want to watch good people win. If you need me, let me know. ❤️✨ - Nicole Behnam
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Once you realize alcohol is a scam, everything changes
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Did anyone else grow up thinking The Cheesecake Factory and P.F. Changs were high end fine dining experiences ??
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Please pray for our journalists who are being instructed to write fluff pieces on Sam Bankman-Fried and hit pieces on Elon Musk by institutions that pay them $35K/year to distract people from the truth.
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In case you’re wondering who‘s arguing with you on the internet… here’s a video of people walking into a building and being “scanned” with a lint roller by a man who is not a security guard, no questions asked.
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Elon Musk tweeted out the word “nice” with no context and 60K people liked it in an hour. That is clout.
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Just saw someone on my flight post a picture of the interior of a private jet to Instagram story with a plane emoji. We are both sitting in coach on an American Airlines flight.
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I see everyone is still taking a break from their mental health to focus on Twitter.
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Guys can we pause all this political/election talk for a second and just congratulate @mcuban on the Emmy win for Shark Tank or????
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I’m bullish on men who are bullish on women in the NFT space. You feel me?
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Gm. Fun fact: did you know you can post photos of yourself that are not provocative, and they still perform well??
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It’s been wild watching Mark Cuban successfully convince an entire generation to vote for Trump.
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Men don’t realize this, but they can easily thirst trap women by simply not having an Instagram account.
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I’m speechless
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Just got scammed. Someone asked for 5 minutes of my time and took an hour. Wasn’t expecting this kind of advanced theft.
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Here’s a photo of me that has nothing to do with NFTs or Web3
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They created the Metaverse so that millennials would be able to afford a house…. somewhere.
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Replying to @elonmusk
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R.I.P. Pope Francis, who once washed the feet of refugees from different religions and said: “We are different, we have different cultures and religions, but we are brothers.” His humble Ford Focus rides and refusal of the palace showed a man who truly lived his message.
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People getting demonetized for their inexcusable behavior then complaining about free speech is hilarious to me. You can say whatever you want. You just can’t get paid for it. Hope this helps.
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That Bored Ape upgrade ✈️
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Men don’t realize this, but they can easily thirst trap women by simply… not posting on Instagram for 4+ years.
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Last night I was with my friend who advises big tech companies. He said he currently advises 4 AI girlfriend apps. I asked how much they raised. His response? “They don’t need to raise, they’re all doing really well.” In case you’re wondering how lonely men actually are.
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Men asking women to sweep the floor in 2001: sexist. Men encouraging women to sweep the floor in 2022: hot.
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Alcohol ads use themes like happiness, prestige, sophistication, success, maturity, athletic ability, creativity, sexual satisfaction to target consumers. But the misuse of alcohol actually diminishes and ultimately destroys these qualities if you drink enough.
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Turned 6 ETH into 1 ETH in less thank 2 weeks. If I can do it, you can do it. Follow me for more investing tips + inspiration.
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Because of NFTs, I no longer work a 9-5 job. 🥂 Starting today, I’ll be working from 5am-11pm. An alarm will go off at 2am so I can check floor prices, then I’ll go back to sleep for the remaining 3 hours. ₕₑₗₚ
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Does anyone know who this guy is? Someone at a party told me he was a big deal so i posted this photo with him on Instagram and tons of men messaged me saying he’s their leader, lord and savior, the ultimate alpha male, etc.
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2022 off to a good start.
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Me realizing that now is the perfect time to start a cult
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I don’t need this right now.
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It fascinates me to watch people with the IQ of mayonnaise make the most money in NFTs
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Just met a very impressive 24-year-old with $350M who’s about to make crazy moves in the NFT space with his dad’s money.
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“NFTs are a scam” Bro you just paid $40K to take a group of girls you’ve met once on a private jet to St. Barths and they’re about to ditch you the second you land the plane…
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Chipotle should sell NFTs, and as a utility, the owner gets unlimited guacamole at all Chipotle locations.
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My mom said “gm” When I said gm back she replied “It stands for ‘get married’”
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The bored ape avatar is the new blue check mark.
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As a woman I can tell you the least attractive thing is a man who flexes his “wealth” constantly. Posting about lambos and private jets will only attract the types of women you claim you want to avoid. Money is great, but flexing is an indicator of insecurity, not prosperity.
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Replying to @Cobratate
A fantastic role model for young people
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I have lost more money trading too many NFTs than I would have if I just held ETH. Looking back, buying into hype cost me a lot. Buying into communities I believed in and art I loved, totally worth it every time.
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NFTs are Chanel bags for men who swear by Psilocybin
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Bought into a PFP project for 6 ETH, then the floor dropped to .5 ETH in just one week! If I can do it, you can do it. Follow me for more investing tips + inspiration.
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I said stop buying NFTs
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If you don’t have this, you don’t have anything. I promise you. Credit: @lexfridman @hubermanlab
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Life-changing advice, better than you can get from any tech bro or money mindset coach 💰
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Health is wealth
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Many years ago I met this billionaire I looked up to. I would occasionally reach out for life advice. I later discovered that he cheated on his wife with hookers pretty regularly. Did I still look up to him? There was a lot to learn from his tenacity and hustle, but I never, ever took marriage or relationship advice from him again. Just because someone is talented or successful does not make them fit for you to look up to in every arena of life. Some people still have a hard time digesting this. A hero can also be—and many times is—deeply flawed.
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My mom said “gm” When I said good morning back she replied “No, it stands for ‘get married’” Merry Christmas 🎄
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Men don’t post thirst traps. Instead they post their bored apes, announce when they are about to sweep a floor, do constant giveaways, and post predictive threads about the market with subtle disclaimers about how they bought ETH at $10 and BTC at $300.
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I’m more impressed by a Bored Ape PFP than a Ferrari. I cannot authenticate ownership of a vehicle you leased just to impress women.
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I would pay 2.5 ETH to stop seeing Tweets about MoonBirds on my timeline
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Buying girls NFTs will soon replace buying them Chanel bags.
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Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, who converted to USDC when ETH hit 4K (and also raised me to value the important things in life—family, friendship, love)
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I’m beyond excited to announce that I’m joining @SamosaCapital as a GP, investing in crypto-related startups, working alongside @ParikPatelCFA I’ll be supporting Web3 creators & builders in this new role, and more specifically investing in algorithmic stable coins.
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“Sold out!” doesn’t mean an NFT project’s community is strong. It just means the marketing was strong enough to sell out. Beyond that, it tells us nothing.
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Just airdropped this photo of @greg16676935420 to all these people on my flight. Hope they enjoy
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Just had an interesting encounter with a Gen Z male. We were talking about life in LA, and when I asked him what he did for a living, he told me he’s head of “rizz dev” then winked at me.
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In case you had any doubts… Web3 raises money faster than telethons. $1 million in 30 seconds for Ukraine. Wow 🤯
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After tonight, I learned that some people really really really need to get laid.
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Vitalik reminding all of us that there are no rules
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All in favor of bringing Instagram content to Twitter, leave an emoji
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Replying to @elonmusk
You don’t have to “pick a side” Your parents aren’t always right Trust your instincts The media does not always tell the truth, it tells their truth The ego can trick you
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I like Solana, I like Ethereum, I like Bitcoin. This isn’t politics, you don’t have to pick a side.
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People trying to call me out for posting “thirst traps” for engagement need to stop. Obviously it works. Here’s another one.
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This is the best, most insightful 45 seconds of life advice on the internet hands down
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NFTs are Hermes bags for men who love psychedelics and Burning Man
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I would like to take a moment to say Howdy to the users of X 🤠🚗
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Gluten is so back. Happy birthday to the greatest 👑 @catherinekelley
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Just tell me which NFT is gonna moon and I’ll buy it
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So excited to have ⁦@greg16676935420⁩ here with us at the #LATechWeek@afterparty⁩ 🥳
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I said good morning!
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43 and thriving.
30 and up thread let me see something 👀
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Men who have #Bitcoin in their portfolios make me feel safe. Why is this controversial?
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I do not regret outfit choice.
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Pay attention
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When I tweeted that I was 43 (with a photo), I got a lot of love, 600+ new followers, and only 2 people (anonymously) told me that I was expired. Good morning.
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I’ll never forget when my life coach said to me: “You’re paying me $250/hour. You’ve told me this story 3 times now, do you want to tell it again or figure out an action plan?” Let me repeat. Do you want to tell that story again? Or do you want to figure out an action plan?
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Bullish on the men in the NFT space who check on the women to make sure they’re being compensated, being treated fairly & with respect. You’re the real MVPs.
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It wasn’t the pronouns. It wasn’t abortion, it had nothing to do with wanting to take away the rights of women or LGBTQ, and it definitely had nothing to do with the fact that Kamala was a woman. The ideology that permeated into the Democratic Party that people should see themselves as oppressed was completely devoid of hope and vigor. That’s what ultimately alienated people. When everyone saw that the hysteria and hopelessness didn’t actually make their lives better, they switched over to a side that seemed strong, hopeful, and brave. Pushing minorities and women to believe that they are disadvantaged in a patriarchal, racist world (even if it is true) is disempowering and depressing. It’s a losing strategy, and it lost them an entire election. You don’t need to identify with any political party in America, but if you belong to a side that is constantly trying to convince you that your identity is going to hold you back, ask yourself… is this really something you want to be a part of?
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Going to open up a bakery called EthereYUM where you can only pay in $ETH.
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“Where are the WOMEN in Web3?” Here it is. This is the list. More than 650 names + Twitter handles. Artists, NFT collectors, Advisors, Investors, and so much more. Women will enhance your projects and your lives in so many ways. Work with us. docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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Shabbat Shalom !
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Newly engaged couples, make sure to put Bitcoin & Ethereum on your wedding registry.
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Always learning about #Bitcoin from the queen herself @natbrunell Start paying attention. 👀👀
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We were there, where were you ?
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“Everyone is jealous of what you got. No one is jealous of how you got it.” - Jimmy Carr
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The women who think Will Smith’s reaction to Chris Rock was “hot” need to seriously heal.
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So glad I diversified my NFT portfolio. Instead of being down more than 70% on one NFT play, I’m down 80% across many different projects. Grateful to the experts who advised us all!
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I’m bullish on people who don’t lie or rug. Very, very bullish.
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About to start airdropping from seat 36A
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On a dating app profile, someone actually put down “Metaverse Landlord” under occupation.
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Me with a really rare punk aka @seedphrase last night. gm
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Petition to ban the word “sure” as a response.
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Every time we have a dinner party, someone asks “what’s the occasion?”
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Straight men who can engage in girl talk without changing the dynamic or vibe have a special, superior kind of emotional intelligence.
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I live in California, where it appears that the people at my gym did not like my “MAGA” shirt.
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Everything changes in a bull market. Last year, I was flying economy. This year, someone else chartered a jet and kindly let me join.
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Taking regular walks
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