if you’re reading this, hi.

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you don’t like me, you just like my pfp and the content I steal
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Replying to @interesting_aIl
not the type of person I’d expect explaining that
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Replying to @messedupfoods
bro couldn’t wait to pull this out and ask for a tip
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Replying to @todayyearsold
this is my moment. my big break. I just have to run faster than all the other extras
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
bro took 5 to the chest instead of the chickens 😭
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“the dumpster just came out of nowhere”
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Replying to @FAFO_TV
Cause of Death: Grapes
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Replying to @interesting_aIl
ngl i expected it to turn out better
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Replying to @AMAZlNGNATURE
bros beggin for help and you’re just down there takin a photo
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
food needs to be reheated by the time it gets to the table 😭
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Replying to @ayeejuju

ALT Hawk Tuah Hawktuah GIF

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Replying to @quesadaaa_
“Wake up the house is on fire! We have to get out!” “nah I’m not goin with you”
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🦑👾🤖
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🚨 BAYC Floor at 90 Eth 🚨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛️ 0 50 100
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Replying to @BoringBiz_
I think part of it is that the typical 9 to 5 doesn’t have the same buying power as it had in the past, so you’re working the same amount but just scraping by
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If you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from getting whitelisted, minting said project, and watching the floor 100X; not from someone else.
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Replying to @cooltechtipz
After all that work the kid just walks through the damn wall smh
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There are two rules to success in NFTs: 1. Don’t tell them everything you know
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Replying to @HumansNoContext
Could’ve just replaced the broken one 😭
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BAYC Floor at 60 Eth 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 0 50 100
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I think @BoredApeYC should create a competitor to @Apple called Banana 🍌👀🦍
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
I’d want more than $200k for getting a shit bath
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I can’t believe that so many of my irl friends & people my age have little to no interest in NFTs. We’re still early. WGMI.
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Replying to @historyinmemes
and in 1850 there wasn’t a single car in sight
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Replying to @PopBase
Was the ring bearer an alligator?
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
bro missed an opportunity to yell PILLOW FIGHT and start the most epic pillow fight in history
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I’m thrilled to share: Midpoint.market An NFT Marketplace for IP - where you can passively earn by licensing the IP of your NFTs to brands, companies, artists, & more!
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🚨BAYC Floor at 70 Eth🚨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️ 0 50 100
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Replying to @PostsOfCats
this is better than anything I can imagine tbh
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Replying to @bishara
“would you like me to drafting the divorce papers now?”
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🚨 BAYC Floor at 80 Eth 🚨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️ 0 50 100
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I hope your dad goes viral
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Replying to @NoContextHumans
a build a bear box is wild 😭
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Replying to @andromedism
Pete really runs through all the baddies
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Replying to @memechaotic

ALT Hellfire GIF

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Allow me to reiterate, I’M FUCKING LEAVING
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How much merch is too much merch @BoredApeYC? Asking for me.😅
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Replying to @HumansNoContext
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Replying to @InternetH0F
Outshallah 😭
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Replying to @TheFigen_
That’s where I’d keep all my bitcoin
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Nice surprise in the mail today 😇 Thank you @BoredApeYC ! 🙏
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Finally sold all of my NFTs (except my PFP) and bought this house. What went right?
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Replying to @PopCrave
Was the best man an alligator?
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Replying to @MomsPostingLs
“I told you I could change”
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Gm. My Bachelor party is today, wish me luck fam 😅
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What’s the max percentage of your $APE that you’re willing to spend on land?
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The end of an era 🥲
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Replying to @interesting_aIl
I hear it’s only an extra $50 to sit in the splash zone
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I’m excited to announce that: free-use-apes.com is now LIVE! 🥳 A free resource I made for #BAYC 🦍 owners to share & specify what permissions (if any) are needed for others to use their ape It’s my hope that this becomes a useful resource for apes & artists alike!❤️
I made a thing! It’s free and it’s for #BAYC apes & artists/creatives! 🦍 I’ll be sharing deets soon! Don’t worry it’s not a new animal generative NFT project 😂
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Should I sell an ape and sweep Nakamigos?
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Replying to @Mappy6984
“Oh shit it’s the cops…oh wait I’m a cop” 😭
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My mom has been trying to convince me to sell my NFTs since I started seriously buying them in 2020. Yesterday she said she was wants a BAKC 🚀
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Just got my first ape! Is #apefollowape still a thing?
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Replying to @interesting_aIl
He’s actually 25 and has just been holding crypto since 2015
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
the random name generator finally got some use
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Best way to store your seed phrase. Wrong answers only.
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Good day to be an ape.
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Got a few 🧢, no 🧢
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I just joined the @GenuineUndead and had to grab a suit 🫡 Big thanks to Pong (@OriginalPony) for onboarding me 🙏 #UndeadArmy #GenuineUndead
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Ape till I die.
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Need some help I live paycheck to paycheck and just can’t figure out what to cut to get ahead Rent: $1,100/month Food: $600/month Crypto: $17,400/month NFTs: $2,650/month Internet: $200/month Coffee: $150/month Any ideas are appreciated
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gm, opted for a more tropical suit 🫡🤝
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Say hello to my BAYC, MAYC, and BAKC family. They’re not the biggest or rarest bunch, but they’re still my fam ❤️
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Just a @BoredApeYC on a hot air balloon safari through the Maasai Mara in Kenya 🇰🇪
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Does a virgin set count for #FullSetFriday?
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Replying to @vidsthatgohard
That’s a sick digital cover ngl
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Offer accepted! In contract for a new home! 🥳
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BAYC LLC
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officially closed on the new house!
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you know dirty money is 🤢
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Replying to @Feld4014
😂🤣 you dodged a bullet, if they’re not willing to learn or hear about your interests/passion then they’re not a good match. You deserve nothing but the best ❤️
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Replying to @toxicking
31 times is the magic number
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Replying to @AMAZlNGNATURE
Oh Patrick
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Anyone else stressed? 😅
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Touched grass today 🫡
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Bored Ape Yacht Club
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Jokes on you, I’m always touching grass
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Every time I see the word “WOW” I immediately think “World of Women”
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I love my apes
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Replying to @PostsOfCats
Cat looks like it just got assaulted
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I have some news…I did a thing last night…my first mutation 🧪
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Replying to @InternetH0F
bro glitched tf out
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she’s like if that jump don’t kill you I will
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Replying to @videosinfolder
😭
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Taking a break from my mental health so I can focus on Twitter.
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Replying to @quinnslcm
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Replying to @CultureHOF
and eventually you become Betty from finance
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Replying to @sciencegirl
R1R2L1L2 left down right up left down right up
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Anyone else having trouble sleeping or is it just me? 👀
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It's about to go down.
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I’m telling my kids this was Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox
found a +1 for the exclusive vip gala trump dinner
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So who wants to be frens irl at @NFT_NYC?
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Replying to @PopBase

ALT Lorde Southpark GIF

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just made an offer on a house wish me luck 🤞
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Replying to @0xbags
I made an NFT of myself and died. even though I’m gone because the token still exists, nothing has changed and I can still type this reply
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raise your hand if you didn’t fall for friendtech ✋
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