Just waiting for the 1st round fall x 2

A little south of sanity
And now for a thread no one asked for that I will abandon in a week or two, here's my personal assessment of each E.R character. I'm going to use the IMDB cast list starting with the 1st episode until I run out of steam. I may also do an assessment of their major love interests.
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A 50/50 financial split in an unequal income household is financial abuse. Pass it on
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
Also, they don't put people out for that. They put the victim out, after months and years of gaslighting, career stalling, and transfers.
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I know that man is mad. He isn't ever getting his divorce
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Replying to @_itsalwayscraig
Don't play with children whose first and worst bully was their own daddy. That's a level of pent up rage you need not trifle with.
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Replying to @Virginia_Brasch
I bet he proposed at her college graduation
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
Other posts I saw indicate they had to go to therapy to make him stop referring to their daughter as a c word
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You can search my feed if you like but I'm pretty sure I said right after viewing this that they did a really good job of showing how someone can love you while not at all liking you and also hating everything you come from.
its true actually! lily said “ernest insisted till the day he died, that he loved that woman” she said her and leo really wanted to make that clear. and it’s such a mind boggling thing to hear. and it just makes the whole story of them even more sick
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Replying to @imbobswaget
I did not want my kids devalued by customers and their employers before I'd done significant work teaching them to value themselves.
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Replying to @BostonGlobe
The way we work many doctors to absolute exhaustion for no reason beyond "that's the way we've always done it" is some bullshit. He didn't fall asleep in his car because he was lazy. He didn't call asleep mid incision. He shouldn't have been fired or fined.
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It's not at all weird that her hands stay clean in almost every shot and that there isn't a single speck of flour on any surface or her. Or that the dough rose perfectly, not at all overproofed when she's presumably making this in the afternoon with 3 small children somewhere
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Replying to @IanFortey
My 22 year's slightly younger friend started dating a 43 year old woman. My kid looked him dead in the face and was like, couldn't be me, dude. That's my mama's age lolol
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Replying to @jahimes
One of the biggest issues with the every day right winger is that those ignorant chucklefucks have spent years believing the president has far more power than he actually does and so don't recognize their current president is a traitor doing illegal shit.
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I love when the 'victim' of a well deserved clapback gets her feelings hurt. She made a pedophile joke about a common name but you weren't supposed to bring up the letter salad she hung around her kid's neck? oh
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Replying to @LynnayeTi
I hope they acted out the lyrics for How Many Licks.
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Replying to @yungchomsky
So they need to understand that this is his sole income but he doesn't understand that they don't have incomes either? Uh huh
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I would love this except Karen with the fresh squirrel cut and french pedicured toes is gonna run up in there and clean the shelves weeks before I leave my house
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Replying to @heyyitsjanea
You know 4 to 10 kids didn't show up, 2 don't eat that flavor cake, 1 is gluten free, one is only eating orange foods right now, and one is throwing up in a trash can. She's got plenty of cake
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Replying to @billybrizzle420
If shrimp and crab were commonly found in unkempt apartments and dank basements, I wouldn't eat them either
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That's just a lie perpetuated by Big Crochet to give women freedom and prevent the absorption of natural sunshine
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Replying to @AmeriKraut
Blondie has two sets of friends who don't overlap.
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Replying to @redditships
I don't like this girl. Surprising a dude when he's playing Call of Duty is one thing. Expecting any sort of gung ho reaction from a dude who just finished a 12 hour shift in the middle of a global pandemic is more than a little disturbing. You don't come back from this.
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Also, no one has the attention span anymore and they all need tiktok to show them the dance first
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Replying to @snacklesbian
I feel like please is probably the most used word in a 911 call. And huh is a logical response to being asked a question in one of the most stressful events people find themselves
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Replying to @escherbug @wowowosh
You forgot the part where we read up and study the thing and acquire all the supplies before the next thing attracts our attention
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Replying to @AITA_online
I really don't like the OP. Her bf is absolutely right to stand his ground. He works from home and shouldn't have to redecorate as long as his background isn't offensive. And now he's looking for a new job, as he should. OP's issue is her own 1/
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So basically, you're proving her right, that a man can turn into a temper tantrum controlling asshole the minute his wife has something beyond his reach. Excellent look, sir. Because I'm sure now she feels safe with you....
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She does all of the cooking and the cleaning, including feeding you fresh cooked meals at 2 in the morning and you really fixed your mouth to critique the width of the tomatoes? You've been at this for a while and she's damned tired of it
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Replying to @johnroderick
You're congratulating yourself for teaching her "perseverance" but really, your kid was hungry, painfully so with each passing hour because you foisted a task and a tool upon her that was just beyond her development and then refused to provide proper guidance and explanation, yay
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Replying to @SussexHenryVIII
Like where are the "dad does school run while Kate recovers" photos?
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Replying to @redditships
You don't like her nearly as much as you think
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Replying to @nhoodpublicist
A Black man was mean to her once and they've been making it up to her ever since
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Replying to @TheBaddestMitch
I love the smell of colorism and xenophobia in the morning. I want to know if there'd preemptively defend their girl this hard if she were Black South African and not Coloured South African
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If your precious baby boy wanted to marry a conservative Catholic girl, I promise you he knows where to find one. Mind your business

ALT im tired GIF

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Replying to @Karnythia
Can I ask how in the hell you make $400k a year and yet stay with a man who doesn't make you deliriously happy? $400k a year and your husband thinks cleaning is your job and you can't even outsource it...
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I'm also amazed by OP's lack of curiosity and judgement even before we got to the creeper ass behavior. Like three women filed police reports (sexual assault, harassment or stalking I would guess) and she's like welp, he's a cheater, maybe
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It's time to introduce him to the most effective birth control at all... No sex
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Replying to @ask_aubry
Her lawyer is doing to have an absolute field day with this dude. He has lost the plot if he thinks he can sell their home without her signature
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Replying to @theidi_
So many of them that the juke didn't make much real money
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Replying to @redditships
I don't like this girl. Her earlier pranks seem particularly cruel to play on someone who is managing a condition for which one of the symptoms may be an inability to trust what you see, hear, and remember. The fact that she would then lie about hiding you medication is cruel
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You had the police go to your daughter's school and humiliate her over something you could have easily handled on your own? Also, your child is amazing and needs to be cherished. She was being bullied and forced to cough up her lunch money and still she paid for her friend's.
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Replying to @mayemuskcoop
There isn't anything at all suspicious about refusing to see your child for months rather than fess up the location that child will rest their head... Unless there is a TPO in place.
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You slept with his father, didn't you?
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Replying to @redditships
Also, am I drunk or was their first encounter assault?
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This one is going to haunt me all day. I can't help but see this kid as my own 8 year old, just rudderless and now his father has taken away anything that might approximate the comfort they've denied him. I get mom is hurting but take that hurt and bust your man in the face.
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The world is so hard on black mothers and black children. This woman saw this family and knew it was in her power to show them kindness. She did and this complete fool... I am tired
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Absolutely. And also non-labor producing activities have value and worth to society. Squeezing income out of every moment is evil.
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Ditch every last one of these "friends" who opened their mouths to say you shouldn't have gotten so close to a kid you've been raising and living with for 8 years.
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Replying to @Cindtrillella
The only reason that bitch got off is because she lied to everyone long enough for that baby's body to decompose. If they found poor Caylee early enough to prove how she dies, bitch would be under the jail
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Absofuckingloutely. Women are not under any obligation to shave their legs nor should they have to alter their bodies in anyway to wear the clothing they like. I've spent work instilling this into my children, girlchild to feel comfortable and boychildren to think it normal
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Replying to @onlychyld
She wasn't lying when she called it her good bra
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Like how was your first thought to take her implant batteries and not her phone or other optional devices?
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Replying to @redditships
This woman is a predator. She's trying to exert a level of control over your past, your sexuality, over your own feelings and emotions and trying to gaslight you into removing everyone from your life. Get rid of her.
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Replying to @deestiv
Men throw tires and grunt but we can't have fun? Oh
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And to refuse to meet her father is so offensive to me. She wanted the chance for her father to meet a man she might marry in the future as it's the most she'd have given his diagnosis and you couldn't even give her that
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Also, we have the internet now. Google the Maori people if you're so damned curious. Don't turn your son's girlfriend, who you don't even like, into a cultural ambassador.
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Replying to @shigeoreum
Black Friday used to be a great opportunity for stores to offload old product to get in new and now they hoard product to sell it with a piddly discount and hope we buy anyway
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Oh yeah, because money is all you need to support a child whose whole world has shifted and keeps getting kicked. And yes, your 14 year old is in a better mood because there's no expectation that she be a functional adult. She can just pick movies and play Among Us
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She has got to be the only woman in the world whose never seen an episode of Forensic Files, Nancy Grace, Law and Order, or any of A&E's lineup
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I'm sorry but I'm not eating this. People looked at Chadwick and ragged endlessly in his appearance when he was actually. Last we saw Kate, she looked healthy and happy and then she disappeared behind a wall of lies and PR among a family that lies and destroys women.
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I haven't been this pissed off at someone since dude took a hammer to that poor girl's wedding ring....
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Replying to @ImPrincessDuh
I just bought an air fryer. Real cooking.... I took raw food and converted it to cooked food. Therefore, I have cooked. These people can miss me
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I once read that very few parents of deaf or hard of hearing children know sign language, even when their children do and I would bet this man is one of those. He intends to make sure his child cannot communicate with him or vice versa until she falls in line.
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Replying to @MattBinder
I haven't lived there in ages but aren't NYC Jews far more likely to speak Yiddish and some European languages than Hebrew but also far more likely to have English be their first and often only language expect for whatever it takes to get bar/bat mitzvah'd?
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Replying to @heyyitsjanea
Am I crazy or is this 100% his fault? He's the one teaching her and he put her into traffic and/or a road situation she wasn't ready for or wasn't present enough during the lesson to give clear guidance. He should have handled the entire thing and comforted, not punished her.
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Replying to @avemariah__
80% of the howling men do online stems from being mad they can't access the exact type of women they believe they are entitled to, even if all they want them for is to break them down.
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Replying to @redditships
You gathered together for a mini spreader event and I'm supposed to be appalled by some piss? This is not the year, sunshine.
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Replying to @suchnerve
The number of people on reddit who want to punish 13 year olds for having emotions, the number of dogs dumped on shelters, the number of mothers who shopped for their husband's mothers while their own husband did nothing for them... Men do not love unconditionally.
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Oh I hate this man. Vasectomies is probably the most reliable form of long term/permanent birth control and the least invasive or at minimum, less altering of the rest of your bodily functions. And she's absolutely right when comparing it against what her body is handling
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You didn't want to see her because you didn't want to pay for gas. Then you found out she'd be doing something fun without you and omg, no. So she cancels her plans. And then you cancel on her when you figure out you can see the movie closer to home? YTA and you don't love her
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Soooo many reasons YTA. 1) why are you watching her coins? 2) why can't she spend her money on what makes her happy? 3) why are you jacking with her personal items 4) YOU THREW AWAY $32 WORTH OF HAIR PRODUCT? 5) VO5? Your mama's hair looks like trash.
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Replying to @bigdybbukenergy
I hate that they make her giving up ballet and him giving up his "career ambitions" seem like equal sacrifices. He didn't change who his daddy is. He gave up playing at executive so he could focus on ensuring his wife gets little joy and even less rest
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Replying to @KimberlyNFoster
Elon said he would IF we needed them. I'm still unclear about his threshold of need since I mean....
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Replying to @Katchin05
So hold up, she's making breakfast taquitos, birria tacos, Spanish rice, etc. He can't figure out how to make grilled chicken and steamed broccoli despite American diet culture but she's the one who can't cook? If you don't get out of my face, sir
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
The more I think about it though, this isn't motherhood. It's nannying. Nannies serve a mothering-like role but lack any real power beyond what is permitted as part of the predefined dynamic. It's a role that can end abruptly if the child is dissatisfied enough.
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Replying to @redditships
Can we pretty please normalize ending relationships that aren't working, even if your partner isn't a shitbag? There are a lot of very nice people in the world. You are not obligated to marry or stay any of them.
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I can't believe I'm saying this after that headline but no. Bet he won't do it again
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"Period stuff freaks me out" is a whole look.
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Lady, I need to understand why you feel every moment needs to be spent producing. Self reflect and leave your daughter alone
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Replying to @redditships
I hate this post so much. Yes, this annoys you and he's weird for getting off on antagonizing you. But you also know he isn't going to cook the damned cat. Some of us just have a strange way of interacting with our pets that makes no sense.
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Replying to @redditships
Get rid of him. He's a gaslighter and he's manipulative. And please think about connecting with an online therapist if your insurance allows it. You should see someone before getting into another relationship. It will help prevent the next one from hurting you too. I'm sorry
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STOP SAYING COMMUNICATE, REDDIT COMMENTERS! Communication isn't just speaking. It's hearing. These women ARE speaking. These men ain't hearing.
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Replying to @redditships
You can't fix this. Leave this man alone. He's not the only guy out there and you aren't entitled to him just because you like him.
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Replying to @nhoodpublicist
Who told him to enter the courtroom looking like Wesley Snipes?
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I'm still blown away. You can afford a lawyer and two apartments on that salary and this man's MOTHER is running your life... Girl....
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FWIW, I'm not even mad at you about the spider. He should have said something, even if it was in a tank. But acting like he has to forgive you and want to date you simply because you didn't do it on purpose is some bullshit. He doesn't want to see you and that's okay too
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Omg! I totally missed that the ticket he got was originally her ticket and only available because she canceled. So he found gas money, drove to her city and then went to the movies with "their" friends instead?? GF needs to slingshot OP AND those friends in a volcano
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If you reach this point in the relationship where you have to throw out barely related stuff to get his attention, you ought to just throw the whole man out instead
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Also, homegirl has a lot of words for a living situation that's allowing her to save money.
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Okay, I was all noooo, why can't you name your baby Rey, other people are named Khaleesi... But Captain-Phasma? Hyphenated?? Also, they wasted Phasma's potential so why?
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You spent over an hour soothing your wife after she discovered her daughter is her own person.... Your kid told no lies.
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I don't believe this happened as you've written it, thanks. No way she goes from you making some 'toast' to shoving, screaming, and crying with virtually nothing in between. You lie
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To be honest, most women will not discover their spouse plays this game until after there's a baby.
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I honestly think her issue is that 1, she absolutely would let an employer demand something this silly and comply to get along and I don't think she likes him losing this position she's long expected him to get. But it's the great resignation and employers are gonna learn
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Replying to @wtflanksteak
The opening on all of her most ridiculous endeavors is how her husband, her children made this simple request and so she's set aside everything else to do this really labor intensive thing while dressed like she's about to film a scene from dynasty.
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Again, gf is making $60k at 27. She's child free, has a thriving career that would allow her to find a new situation quickly if this folds, has advanced at her current place, and makes enough to put 10k into savings while still funding her own hobbies and you're mad?

ALT Feeling Silly Season 3 GIF by Living Single

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Now why on earth would she say this out loud?
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Replying to @redditships
Just tell the woman that your job is significantly less demanding and to please tell you what else you can do to help lighten her load. And then do it. Also, if you aren't already, you need to be the primary contact for your children's school 1/
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Replying to @redditships
also, STOP CALLING HIM YOUR THERAPIST! "My gf and I have been telling this friend all of our sexual business and wouldn't you know, he wants to watch". I bet he does
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Why is she still with a man who slutshamed her baby for being 12?
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And the people asking actors questions are usually trying to be nice, if not flat out deferential. Meanwhile, Brenda thinks her steak cooked exactly the way she ordered it is proof I'm a failure at life and has told me so all through her meal
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