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Tonight's attendance is 498 2 shy of a misery

Full time here. 2-2. Away to get pished #MONTHEMO

11’ The Queen of the South manager, Willie Gibson, goes into the book for inferring that the referee is a clown. 0-0 #MOLIVE

Win a game 7-1. Still not the most talked about performance of the night. Standard.

You've written 'Premiership' wrong Tom. To call football with 500 fans a misery is an insult to a huge proportion of SPFL clubs

Hello. This a tweet to let you know that there will shortly be another tweet which will be more exciting and informative than this tweet.

📞 ‘Hullo? Is that the Yorkshire Pirlo? Aye, this is the Ardrossan Ardilles. That’s yer dinner oan the table son’ *click*

As a club, @MontroseFC would like to promote that everyone should drink responsibly. That being said, my wife and kids are away and I have an empty. With that in mind…… WE.GO.AGAIN. Cheers to the 7%. #MONTHEMO

This means that Grant Hanley is the greatest defender in Europe

Montrose Football Club would like to apologise for our part in any outage caused to Scottish Football Messageboard servers this evening. Our thoughts are with @pieandbov at this difficult time.

In Montrose we welcome people differently… 🔥

Better get started on the soup

Ah well, here’s how you should’ve found out anyway… 🙃

WE HAVE WON THE LEAGUE! #MOLIVE

15 minutes in and still 0-0. Game is tighter than a @SpartansFC fan at the bar #MONTHEMO

‘Delay In Play’

Disappointing lack of wind here at Gayfield. Spent some of my morning creating the below picture in anticipation of there being some “strong gales” at the game 💨 Maybe the game on Wednesday will get some use. Team news to come soon and match updates from 3pm #MONTHEMO

Not much to write about here at the moment other than it’s absolutely pishing down here in Arbroath. #differentkindofpished #monthemo

15’ GOAL! Blair makes it 2-0. I didnae see it cos it’s dead sunny.

The people have spoken. We will be back on Tuesday at Alloa. Might stay sober for this one…. #MONTHEMO

Final prep for our first hospitality back tomorrow. Just need to eh… test this

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥. 🔥⚽️ On a scale of 1–10, where does yesterday’s strike from our No.9 land for you? Only Loudon could pull this out the bag 😍 @ewanloudon11

Simon Murray scored again against his boyhood club for the second time today. Once again he refuses to celebrate #DoubleRespect #GamesGone

This is football.

Almost half time. Oh baby I can almost taste that sweet steak pie. ALL 1-0 MON #MONTHEMO

Well this went a bit mental. Make ye proud to be Scottish that our most popular tweet ever involved the words “get pished”. Hopefully some of our new followers will come to Links Park this season. Everyone welcome. Even @ArbroathFC fans…. #MONTHEMO

Sammon tries an outrageous shot from about 40 yards out but it goes about 40 yards wide. 10/10 for imagination big man ALL 2-1 MON #MONTHEMO

Can’t get dehydrated if you don’t stop drinking

FULL TIME MONTROSE 1 PREMIERSHIP ST MIRREN 0!!!!!!

Waiting for football to return

Connor Sammon coming on for Alloa now. I swear he has looked the same for the last 15 years. Hope he doesn’t score now ALL 2-1 MON #MONTHEMO

AHSHSJSKGKEISKRNAHDOEKWNSHDIEMWNWHDIWWKSNCJDO WE ARE IN FRONT AGAIN WHATS HAPPENING

Stop pretending you’re still up waiting for Wrestlemania Here’s the real Big Show

Stunning scenes.

Naw it isnae

The real big news coming out of Tynecastle tonight...

Knew it was a terrible idea to offer CJ a crate of WKD if he scored a hat-trick

Chiellini

Full time, Montrose are champions! What an eventful season, thank you to everyone who came along today. #MOLIVE

Absolute patter thief

It’s just so… gosh darned beautiful 😭😭😭

I’ve honestly never been so happy to have to get another Covid swab

Petition for @ITV to have Keith Lemon and Joey Essex on commentary for the final. It would be marginally less difficult to listen to

👋 @Morton_FC

MONTROSE MOVE QUICKLY TO SIGN EXPERIENCED GARDYNE Montrose FC have signed Inverness Caledonian Thistle midfielder Michael Gardyne on a two and a half year deal, until the summer of 2024.

38 minutes in and the game is still tight. Only 7 minutes till half time which means it’s not long until I’ll be diving head first into a chicken curry pie. Sadly nae pint MON 0-0 AIR #monthemo

It's definitely a blessing that we'll likely never play live on ITV, or have commentary from Talksport. #Asbolutelywoefulpatterface

We just received this badge sample from a supplier. It’s lovely and all, but it’s not quite right. Can’t put my finger in it... @StenhousemuirFC did you get anything in the post this morning? 🤔

STORM AMY DAMAGE - HELP WANTED! The strong winds overnight has brought down a section of our boundary wall and fence. We are in the middle of a clean up operation and would welcome help from any fit and able supporters in lifting all the debris into skips.

WIGHTON ANNOUNCES EARLY RETIREMENT It is with great sadness that we announce the premature departure of Craig Wighton from Links Park, following the strikers sudden and unexpected decision to retire from the game. The 28-year-old forward has enjoyed an impressive, successful, and illustrious career, playing at the highest level domestically as well as representing his country at every level from U15s to U21s. Following an ACL injury in 2017, Craig has suffered continuous knee problems, increasingly effecting his ability to fully train and achieve full fitness. Hoping a move to part-time football in the summer would improve the situation, Craig has sadly found his body continues to struggle with the demands of training and playing, resulting in his love of the game waning. Craig broke the news of his tough decision yesterday to family, friends and the Gable Endies dressing room. Craig leaves the game having amassed 17 appearances for Montrose, 27 for Hearts, 92 for Dundee and 119 for Dunfermline, winning both the Championship twice and League 1, as well as featuring in the Scottish Cup Final - but he will forever be remembered around his home town of Dundee for scoring THAT derby goal, the one that relegated city rivals United in 2016. Manager Stewart Petrie said, “We are all obviously shocked and saddened by this news. Since he walked in the door in January, Craig has been the model professional with a great attitude, and super personality. “We were obviously delighted to have got him in a Mo shirt, as his qualities and experience were there for all to see. At such a young age he had achieved so much in the game, but he was clearly dealing with a lot of pain too on a weekly basis. “The timing of this call also speaks volumes for Craig’s selflessness, as he wanted to give us as much opportunity as possible to bring in a replacement for him. “As an ex-player, I appreciate how hard a decision this has been, but health and family comes first, and being recently married, Craig has a new chapter in his life to focus on, and we wish him and the family all the very best for the future.” Craig added, “Just want to thank Montrose for the short time I’ve been here, I’ve really enjoyed the changing room and appreciate how nice everyone connected to the club has been. “This is a decision I feel like I’ve had to make as I can’t cope with the physical demands on my body any more and I can’t perform the way I want to and know that I can. “I also want to thank the Manager for understanding and for how well he took the news when I had the conversation - that meant a lot to me. “I wish Montrose nothing but the best for the season, I’ll be supporting the boys and have no doubt they’ll have a successful season as they are a great group of players and guys!”

PETRIE EXTENDS GABLE ENDIES COMMITMENT TO 2025 Montrose FC Manager Stewart Petrie has put pen to paper on a 2 year contract extension, keeping him as Links Park gaffer until at least the summer of 2025.

Can only assume the 7% are people that queue up early for a flight or put their towel down on the sun lounger at 6am #boring

92 - Kelty just scored. I hate football Teasdale MON 1-2 KEL #whydowedoit

Big game today at Dens as the Mighty Mo take on the “Mighty” @DundeeFC. Before he sold his soul to the Dees, young Simon proudly pulled on the MFC colours, back when buzz cuts were all the rage. From Gable Endie to Dark Blue turncoat, we all have our faults. Let it be known. Montrose made him. Dundee just borrowed him. #monthemo #OnceAMoMan #Dundeefc

Montrose’s playoff hopes are ended by a last minute winner. What a season, highs, lows, we’ve had it all. We gave it everything we had but just fell short. #MOLIVE

Full time at Links Park and it’s 1-0. What an amazing performance to see out a win against a Premiership side! Montrose 1, St Johnstone 0! #MOLIVE

Can of irn bru and a square sausage on a roll and I am all yours lads #sareheed

#5SLEEPS WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT when SP took over and we were bottom of the league, we would be on the verge of history just 16 months later. Let’s fill Links Park on Saturday and cheer the boys over the line... C’Mon the Mighty MO!!!

Half time sprinklers are in full flow here at Dens. From what I recall this is a pitch that has never really had any issue with being too dry. Usually the opposite!

GABLE ENDIES WIN RACE TO SECURE McALLISTER TRANSFER Montrose FC have moved quickly and decisively to complete the transfer of highly acclaimed forward Rory McAllister from Cove Rangers on a 2 year deal for an undisclosed fee.

FULL TIME IN THE FIRST LEG MONTROSE 2 GREENOCK MORTON 1 RUSTY BALON D’OR WEBBY MASTERCLASS THE RETURN OF KERR WHAT A DAY FOR IT! #MOLIVE

DONE DEAL: We are delighted to announce the signing of Sean Dillon on a two-year deal. Come see him against @CoveRangersFC tonight!

RUSTY HAS JUST SCORED AN OVERHEAD KICK I HAVE NO CLUE WHATS HAPPENING AIDJWOSMDUWOSKEHDISOWMSNSUWO WHAT A GOAL!!!!!!

Handsome boy @MartinBoyle9

As end of the game approaches I’ll get my final words in before the full time graphic. I’m sure I’ll get a barrage of abuse from faceless Dundee fans but this was the least Five Nilly 5-0 I’ve ever seen. As a side note, Harry Craig is a baller

3’ Simon Murray coverts the controversially awarded penalty. Didn’t celebrate against his true boyhood club #respect 1-0

FULL TIME MONTROSE 3 PARTICK THISTLE 2 I LOVE RUSSELL MCLEAN #MOLIVE

Player/Coach @BusyDillo today paid a visit to our fan & community team player Aiden Marshall, who continues his brave battle against illness. Aiden, we are very proud of you, and hope to see you back at Links Park soon! @SoutheskPs @LinksParkCT @MontroseCommFC

WEBBBBBYYYY OH MY GOD OH MY HOD OG MY GOD SUBOENZIFPESNCIWPAMXJEOQKZFBEJS

New season starts today against @theacciesfc. Hope the bus driver doesn’t head to New Douglas Park today. Not great news about the transfer embargo for them. Great news that they are able to sign players on amateur contracts from England though. Really nice of them to play for free 🤝 No match updates from me today as I’ll be drinking £8 beers at the Edinburgh festival #monthemo #theaccies #whatembargo

‘Away Days’

When your ex posts a new profile pic 😢

We know that you know. And now you know that we know that you know. Soon we’ll let everyone know the thing that we know that you know that we know that you know.

Such sad news. The thoughts of those at Montrose FC are with the friends and family of Fernando.

You know it’s a big result when the gaffer ends up working behind the bar in The Golfy* *he was sacked 30 seconds after this for pouring the worst pint of T known to man

A brief note on last nights attendance The 498 figure was legitimate, albeit the timing was hilarious. The crowd limit does not start until Dec 26th, and had more than 500 fans wished to attend yesterday, they could have and the accurate figure would have been reported

The boys did us proud today. A fantastic performance, where they continued to attack and never gave up. We got the ball down and played football. A mere 37 hours removed from a tough game against another strong full time outfit. Gable Endies, hold your heads high tonight.

BEST WISHES to our friend, fan & @MontroseCommFC player Aiden Marshall who is currently battling illness, bravely at @edinsickkids Aiden, we’re all very proud of your efforts! Get well soon! Our boys will try their best to win for you on Sat!🤞⚽️ @echcharity @SoutheskPs

At this point your just winding us up @BBCSportScot @BBCSportsound @BBCSport

New pitch ✅ New dugouts ✅ New players ✅ This is it. Links Park at its finest. All that is needed now some fans, a few Mo goals and that new Montrose twitter admin that is some laugh and talks about getting pished. Even our assistant manager is back and raring to go after his trip to Ibiza LETS. DO.IT. #monthemo #linkspark #footballsaturdays #montrosefinalboss

Hamish is home safe and sound! Thank you all for sharing! 🙏🏻

We Are The Links Park Dynamo! 💙 2021/22 Season Tickets On Sale Now! ➡️ montrosefc.co.uk/ticketing

And thank you to @KilmarnockFC who have been exemplary hosts. And oh my lord, those pies! All the best for the rest of the cup. We’d love to see you go on and lift it!

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