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Got appointed impromptu to represent my school at a spelling bee competition, called dad, he prayed and encouraged me to accept it. We won. They gave me a dictionary. My dad took it and kept it on his shelf. Everyday “give me that dictionary Akunnaya won at the competition” 😂😊
One man in my church just gave a testimony that his daughter became a prefect after a “very tough” election. This girl is in primary school o 😭. The way he narrated it, you’d think she ran for presidency. He is the PTA chairman. He told her daughter to add it to her manifesto ✨
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They should introduce epidural for Nigerian women massively abeg. There’s no medal for who endured the most pain during birth
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Girllssssss
We have another queen to crown.
Saw a story on TikTok, A lady has been using a different name to buy her husband’s properties from him and he has no idea.🤭🙌🏼
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I had a neighbor when I was living with my late aunt, she had a catering job that took her days to prep cos it was a huge event.
She cooked 36 hours round the clock, no sleep and then came the moving to event to serve.
I worked with her cos she liked my record keeping…
"Don't deny your husband s3x. If you are too tired, just lie down and open your legs. You don't need to do any work" - Celebrity designer, Veekee James advises her sister-in-law at her bridal shower.
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Girls in my school hostel picked a certain Saturday and went out to protest cos they were constantly being robbed.
Same thing affected boys but they said “if na wetin them thief them go use survive them no get iss”
Security was increased for the girls and boys, not so much
Nsukka campus has 14 Hostels, girls have 12, boys have 2.
Also, don’t get me started on the condition of those boys hostels,
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In my “pick me” days, the guy I was dating then was a banker, went to visit him, he had a washing machine but I told him I will use my hand cos he indirectly mentioned how WM spoils clothes and makes women lazy.
I wanted to prove I wasn’t lazy.
Shame deduct my whole allowance 😭
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“Babe, they just had a fight in my street🤣”
*sends video*
“Babe, this guy I passed was looking at me somehow, I hissed so loud eh”
“Babe, I’m trying to clean but I’m tired”
“Babe I’m hungry but I want to eat you”
“Babe, gist deyyyyyy”
*proceeds to download it to him*
Dear ladies, especially you people in a relationship - what do you talk about every day?
I want to know cause, it's like I've seen one that I want to enter o🫠😋🤭
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This is like when they were arguing that girls don’t spray at weddings. Meanwhile their friend who’s 35 married a 3rd year uni girl and they expect her friends who are also students to have money to spray as much as them that have been working for years.
A 34 year old wants to go 50/50 with a 22 year old. What South African men lack in height, they make up for it in audacity.
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The guys I work with on set likes to talk about women sexually. “Bend that yansh for me well, allow me touch you na, see as una belle big, that girl breast just Dey shake”. I’ve complained about how uncomfortable it is but they never stop. So yesterday I’ve made a resolution
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My boss - a woman- carried artisans from ph to Enugu for work.
The electrician insists he must install the lights however he dimmed fit, ignoring my boss’ request for where each light should be installed. She ignored until he came to master’s room and said….
A good number of our Naija male artisans are sexual predators and disrespectful misogynists. As a woman, it is unsafe to be alone with them in your house while they fix or install things.
So, two weeks ago, after having a few issues, my fridge completely stopped freezing.
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We have shoot today and I will never let them go free. I will make sure to return every sexual comment. “Ahh your D*ck looks small from your trouser, this your small short body fit carry woman? Omo you too Dry o. No girl go like dry fish.”
Let’s all be mad together.
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*6:30 am*
“Mommy said if you want to see daddy’s last moments, you should start coming home now”
*barely half way through the trip, 9:am*
“Daddy has left us. Mommy said we should wait for you to come back before putting him in the mortuary”
My world has never been the same.
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S: “why are you not ready for marriage?”
Me: I need to make money first.
S: “ money for what? It’s only men that say this. Why are you trying to be a man? Are you sure any man will marry someone that wants to compete with him in making money?”
A stupid man told me this.
What is it about women's financial independence that makes people think it's negotiable, when everyone understands that money is how you get by in this world? I hate how women have to justify why they should have money or work.
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They wanted to intimidate my mom into cutting her hair too. We stood our ground and told them my father was always against a widow shaving her hair and that is how it will be in my mom’s case. They finished shouting and went home.
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With enough time and energy on his hands.
I hated him from that day and stopped greeting him. I threatened my aunt and I told him I will call my dad who’s a giant to come and beat craze out of his head.
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God abeg o
I don’t want this cryptic pregnancy Abi what is it called😭😭😭😭
A course mate just had a child. She went to hospital cos she felt the menstrual cramps was more painful than usual only to come home with a baby.
God pls no barb me this style 😭
Nwoke Oma Biko o
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Chakam 📸 ( I don screenshot am)
Before I hear “our mothers don’t use to
Work, our fathers were the sole providers”
Most of the women in my mother's generation had many children (5 or more), most were married and most had a job plus multiple side hustles like farming, sewing, shops etc and they still had time to raise children. This generation all you do is cry and blame men for your laziness.
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At 16-17 writing Waec in another community, the house I lived in, this man lived almost opposite my window with his family. This man constantly woke me up at midnights from my window begging me to allow him in to sleep with me.
I always woke up frightened by his voice.
“I will k!ll you. I’m going to use 500,000 Naira to cover up everything.”😳🙆
-A 300-level female student of UNILAG captures the moment her landlord threåtenéd to k!ll her last night because she refused to allow him to sleep with her.
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Tomorrow his gender will be complaining that he died before his wife.
Hi, my name is Joshua.
Age : 36y/o
Status : Single
Genotype : AA
Blood group : O+
Choice of partner ;
-Must be a VIRGIN
-Not older than 24
-Must be doing well for herself financially
-Dark skin is preferred
Money is not a problem for me.
Note : I don’t like FAT girls.
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I had a girl in my class, she was my friend but she was a bully. She was also way older than me by 5yrs. This was in jss1. A certain day, she said something rude and I said “silent is the best answer for a fool”. Omooo
She came at me with fight. I tried to avoid it cos I was …
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She was heading for divorce.
Apparently it’s a steady occurrence. And she got tired after that one.
Everytime she fixed her room key, he would spoil it cos he wanted to enter without her locking him out when she’s tired.
Oh and he’s just a computer repairer….
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The man was beating her cos he demanded for sex and she said no cos she’s overworked and tired and next thing was him trying to beat and rape her hence the screaming.
We were banging the door and this man told my aunt to return to her house….
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But the ones with kids can make it their whole personality and it’s not an issue Abi?
“Morning routine with me as a 24 yr old mother of 3” and so on and everyone is fine.
But God forbid a child free woman says “Morning routine with me as a 30yo childfree woman”
I don't have a problem with people that don't want kids. The problem is making not wanting kids your whole personality.. If you don't want them that much they shouldn't be that relevant to you.
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We had one in our gym. She was always All up in men’s convos always trying to relate until one shut her up one day that she has no idea what they were talking about 😂🤣 and honestly she ddnt know. She was so off point.
Shame hide me inside oluwa dollars bathroom that day 😭
I’m so scared of male centered women, women that always want to be seen as “one of the boys”, women that advocate for “male friendship”
And I hope you know at the end of the day you are not one of the boys and they’d always find a way to show you that
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Oh I’m not even surprised.
We worked for a man that said his wife was asking for iPhone 16 as birthday gift.
In his words “ to buy am no be iss cos I get the money but na her body go suffer am cos if she no service me with all my preferred styles, no iPhone 16.”
I gagged!
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E say e no happen.
I don’t know you and you don’t matter so I don’t need to prove that it happened to you. Go to hell
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You skipped the part where tems who doesn’t want to offer sex is being overly sexualized by all of them.
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The event that day ended and we got home around 8:30pm, I had my bath and already exhausted to sleep. Around 10pm we heard her voice screaming and calling out to my aunt to come to her rescue. I jumped from the bed and we ran to her house…..
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My mom linked me to her friend’s son. I had discussions with him. I ddnt call my mom to tell her what we discussed but he called his mom to tell her everything then his mom called me for 13mins to tell me how my home should be ran cos that’s how it should be and she knows her son
That’s a possibility. But also you should know not everyone likes a third party in their relationships. I for one won’t like your mommy knowing everything going on in our lives because I won’t go telling my own mommy everything going on with us. It’s a matter of preference.
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I lost it and picked up a stone a hit their door and cursed everything in him that day while still hitting the door. He eventually left her and ran to room to lock door. The woman became calm and told us he has left her alone.
We went back home, next morning…
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Just as some of you see it as a taboo to sweep, clean or cook in the house that you live in.
When e reach rent, you will remember she’s also living in it but when it’s house chores, it’s a taboo.
God may the ones who loan rent meet the ones who won’t do chores.
Amen 🙏🏽
Walai some men are married to their enemies. Lent your husband money for rent? The same house both of you are living in?
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This just reminds of a friend’s brother that had his solar that he fixed for his shop tapped by a girl in the compound. Aunty now went ahead to collect 2k each from her neighbors and gave them light from her own. The inverter battery kept spoiling without him knowing the reason.
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Daddy’s girl will hardly ever put her father’s need constantly above her husband’s.
She knows where to draw the line and when to grow up.
Mommy’s boy??? A toddler forever.
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I did school runs and taking care of home for my elder sister for a few years and instantly knew I wasn’t ready for marriage nor kids!
Them no Dey tell person
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My friend barely drinks water. Never runs a test and get treated. Hardly takes drugs to get better.
Today she went down with fever and I went out to shoot, I suddenly felt this urge to call and ask her, turns out aunty passed out while trying to come outside and was crying
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I remember one time my dad traveled to Abuja, he was to stay 3 days but then decided to visit his brother and ended up staying a week.
He got home and was angry my mom wasn’t calling him everyday to come home. Said she ddnt miss him 🤣😂
That he was the only one calling.
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“I go install this light on top bed so that when Oga Dey knack madam, he go Dey see her well well” my boss nearly killed him that day. She pushed him to the wall and gave him a very sound slap for the disrespectful disgusting statement. Mind you, the light was for makeup🤦🏽♀️
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I can’t count how many times the girls’ hostels did protests against things they ddnt like.
First I experienced was when a certain DOS was always entering their hostel and pushing doors open knowing these girls could be naked then tell them “he has their type at home and…
No offence to men or boys out there, but if you want better for yourselves, do better, don't wallow in the bad and complain that all the good is going to women, they worked for theirs, you should too
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Another evidence that most men don't have anything else to offer but money in a relationship. Once the lady can provide for herself, they feel useless
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Cutting your hair is dimming your light?
Sir when you actually dim your light, you won’t include cutting of hair that can grow back into it.
If your wife or her family keeps telling you to not talk in public, don’t be loud, quit that job, don’t hangout,
I did not cut my hair for investors. Or customers. Or ecosystem.
But my wife's mother met me with braids and said I couldn't come to meet the family carrying that hair.
I cut it, as much as I loved the hair but it was a worthy trade off.
You guys need to understand that everything in life is a trade off.
That light you are dimming, there's something you are also gaining.
You cannot have and eat your cake. You have to decide what you want.
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How many have you sole provided? Do you know how many homes that women contribute and even carry the whole load yet the man never cooks, wash his clothes nor clean? Won’t even tend to his kids. Job for woman remains for woman alone while she still shares job for man
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Being married doesn’t stop one from being a pick me. As a matter of fact, the pick me group is filled with married women who wont let the single ones hear word
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I don’t know if you guys realize that no woman who wants to you as her husband will tell you her hoe stories.
She’s telling you knowing you are not a choice for husband.
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We beefed for 1 month and then became best of friends. And she ddnt over step nor talk to me weirdly anymore.
Till date, I don’t know how I won that fight but I never said it out to anyone till I left the school.
I was still afraid of her after that fight but I ddnt let it show
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Man Over to the house before they listen and adjust whatever she asks them to.
Me I said since they can’t take orders from women, why take money from her and come with her for work?
Only one of the furniture guys has been very respectful -she brought two different companies.
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The wife then started carrying face and accusing me of seducing her husband. I lost it at that point cos I’m trying to be calm to save you and your husband and you are doing like winch.
I Called my dad over and involved the landlord too.
He was dealt with properly.
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Furniture guy always goes “owner of house say make I build am like this and no be you (my boss) go live here so make I do am as owner talk”
Then when owner comes, man will ask him when they had such conversation and he will be mute. Over and over again.
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Why won’t the men stop if you people won’t call them out when they do?
How many men actually calls out their rapist friends? And all the while you people have adviced women, why is it still not stopping?
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So what you're saying is oxlade won't have kids in the future right? And also at 20s we can do sex tapes and release it right?
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Have you ever been cursed so much that even randos joined cos you refused to give a girl number?
Have you ever been cornered and felt unsafe cos you refused to give a girl your number?
Have you ever been stalked in a space cos you refused to give a girl your number?
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The day he found out, he got her arrested and aunty’s excuse was that her room had no ventilation🤦🏽♀️
He gave them bill of 800k plus and they are meant to pay it so he can fix his battery.
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The client had to warn him after the last time to make sure he sticks to what my boss told him to do cos she’s the one he handed everything over to. If he (owner) had an idea about those things, she wouldn’t be here.
AC installers?
Another headache, she always has to call the
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Like!!!!
I remember one guy that used to ask me out started sending me money videos on Snapchat .
Like either where he is spraying or holding the bundle and all.
After two weeks, I asked him what was he expecting to achieve by sending me all those videos.
You sent me a screenshot of a transaction with someone else and expect me to be impressed? Like I’m supposed to lose my mind over money that’s not even in my account? Be serious. 😂😂😂.
Anyone with a functioning IQ should see through the BS from miles away.
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I think I’m Nutritionally Depressed. I don’t know if I’m understood.
I ate almost same thing all through April. Infact 97% of April, and half of March, I ate same thing.
Now I’m struggling with food. I’m tired of eating this very thing but I also don’t know what else to eat.
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So he mentioned ills from both sides but then reserved advice for one side?
And you are asking me what?
One side should hold God but the other side should continue being abusers and harassers And you still don’t see the problem?
🤦🏽♀️
Good night abeg.
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I was able to hold her neck from the back, I refused to let go. I almost strangled her sha. I held her so tight till I hit her forehead on the wall and it got swollen. That was when they came to separate us. After that, my respect increased in the whole Jss1 class….
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She was Shot 3 times and murdered by her own father, in their home, on her mother’s birthday while she was cooking for the family.
Her father’s reason: villagers were taunting him of living off his daughter and he told her to shut down the tennis academy and she refused.
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Wait till you find out I cooked and stocked up the fridge every weekend only for him to bring his “ex” over during the week to come consume everything.
And someone will tell me i should do those things to make a man love and marry me again?
Thunderrrrrrrr
Hell no! You see this one?! I can NEVER do it 😂 laundry is my least fav chore when there’s washing machine I’ll now offer to use my hands? eleda mi ko 😩
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Did he quit the job? And he asked to be moved because there was a branch of that company where the woman stays. Also he wasn’t coerced into it.
We are talking about women being coerced into quitting what they were doing for man. Don’t you get it?
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My dad came home one day and nobody was at the door to scream the usual “daddy daddy”. turns out we were watching cartoon at a neighbor’s house.
Next day, he came home with cable😂. Said he felt like his house was deserted when he came home that day.
No fr, my parents are too dramatic for that 😭
My mum got back from work and saw me play hawking pepper with some kids in the neighborhood and she burst into tears at night when narrating to my dad
We moved out of the neighborhood the next month😭😭😭
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6 months later keh?
The new babe comes for the wife’s funeral acting all family friendly.
Jokes on you if you think it takes 6 months.
Have seen it play out multiple times even as a 9yo.
Wife was dying and man already has a babe coming around as a “friend”
Men’s wives be dyin and they have a new fiancée 6 months later but let that woman’s husband die “YOU BETTER NOT REMARRY”
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One of the funny things about twitter is how I will come across a tweet from a woman, asking women about something that has to do with just women. Then I enter the CS and 70% of comments are from men who have no personal experience on it but wants to invalidate that convo.
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Please let's focus on Erica. We ain't insecure and shouldnt be. Our fave knows her worth and so should we. Erica dances with other guys as much as Nengi does. No need to give a name to Kidd and Nengi dancing together. We are bigger than that. Let's represent peace #BBNaija
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It’s funny that the only thing that can reduce the pains for women is also life threatening yet these people are saying pregnancy and Childbirth isn’t an emergency
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Explaining on his birthday? Like he shouldn’t get a birthday gift cos he’s dating you?
You people make relationships unattractive.
He had people in his life before you came into the picture.
Let’s stop confusing being insecure with being realistic.
Why are most women in the quotes so dishonest??
If my man collects gifts from women who aren't family or close friends I know, best believe he'll be waking up by 2a.m to do some explaining. Let's not even talk about me finding out about it on his status.
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“She’s into hookup, any man that sleeps with her will die. I’m full Edo”
Yet we haven’t heard or seen multiple men die from the hookup business she’s doing.
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Every time I see this kind of statement, I get so upset.
Cos mine is different. Even before he died, everyone knew he would take everything I have before anyone else would get a pin.
Why?
Cos he ddnt just pay bills. He was present as ever!
Can someone explain why Fathers don't get appreciated despite being the ones taking care of the bills at home
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Let me even talk about this lady that her husband died while jogging in the morning. He was crushed by a trailer. They had a son. Very YOUNG couple. Where they lived is a two story 6 flats built by the man. His family came and gave her two options….
Growing up, women used to band together as a unit to remove cars, documents and valuables from the house once one of their husbands died. The saying was “this nor be time to cry, you go cry after burial”
The women had seen and known the evil of extended family members.
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No amount of wise up will sha make me marry a man I just met in less than a year.
Not just cos I don’t know him well but mainly because it takes me 6 months to properly fall for a man and 1 year to be certain we will last. If we don’t end within a year, then I really love you.
I know someone that her fiancée proposed to her within 2 months of their meeting, you stay in relationship for 5 years, Best in girlfriend🏆
These men know who they want to marry the moment they meet you, as women let’s wise up!!!
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Her mantra is “I’m going to my son’s house” at every meeting.
Mom called me last year to tell me she’s happy I dodged a bullet. And most times my stubbornness saves me a lot of trouble.
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This is why I don't give people my phone
Only one person has my password and if something leaks then it's her
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Really sis. Even if she added naturally it won't be that shape.
I'm not against cosmetic surgery but stop defending rubbish. Own it with your chest please
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This your statement is exactly the reason. Overly self righteous judgmental people like you will not see that thing you are looking for
I don’t know what makes you think you are better and knows someone as badly behaved.
“Girls that hold on to God” una.
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Tomorrow, your brother “my parents had a beautiful marriage before my mom died”
Since I reported, my brother has been mad at me. My dad's side of the family said I went too far
Apparently, my dad biting my mom's face and carrying a machete to kill her isn't far.
Plus the usual "she must've provoked him"
They can hold their son while I hold my mom
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I’ve been through things in this life, I just remembered one and started tearing up.
I wasn’t up to 12, living with an elderly woman and her grown kids in imo state, twice her 3rd son made Eba, ddnt finish it and there was no soup for the next 2 days. We made new soup….
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Scared of her height and age. But when it was obvious that she really wanted to fight me and beat me up. Everyone was cheering and i ddnt have any other option than to stand up for the fight.
Fight started and I was slapping and punching her until….
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People that are saying “it’s not that deep”, can you see it now?
Men who are stupid are called women and women who are daring and courageous are called men.
Only explanation is cos you see women as stupid.
Don’t come here telling me it’s a figure of speech
Rubbish!
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Still won’t allow it.
Not after the nonsense my lecturer had to say about a girl he saw her privates in labour. “Oh so after she do Shakara for me finish, na the Toto I Dey look so for labour wey I fit touch as I want”
Females only. Thank you.
If you want to know someone who has never been in labour and who has never actually seen someone in labour, this is how they tweet.
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Girllllsssss
I just paid for a new place 🥳🥳🥳🥳
I don pay house but I no get money to furnish am😂
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