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Ikoyi, Lagos
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Summer hun! Summer! Lagos baddie levels! Call me 🤙 omg!!!! 💃
I hated everything about them long jackets & boots!😅
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In 2021, I was earning steady 350k aside small small jobs. I lived better, I was happier. I go to supermarket, I shopped real good. I bought all the exotic things I see. My house was a stop of uneaten stuff. I flew anyhow. I was living a good babe' life in my own level.
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If Toochi Wigwe wants to spend 1m daily. She should. It's her father's money. Herbert walked so Toochi can fly. Toochi is that girl I have forever wanted to be. A dream. A trustfund baby.
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My mama told me when I was starting ....They will make enquiries in 2023 & they will finally transact in 2024. If they dm for price 50 times, you will respond 50 times and politely. You must be the patient bird. Never losing sight of what's in their pocket.
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You had only one brother. You didn't have 7 oe 8 siblings. Sit this out. You both are not the same.
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I specifically felt Chinelo's pain because my big bro worked at FMC Gusau till he left the country. All through that period, we were never at rest. That same month he left, terrorists attacked the hospital, killed patients & staffs(under-reported) He said his colleagues was,
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When I was a law student, I really want to show that I was a lawyer, when I became a lawyer, I couldn't be bothered.
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I was shopping clothes, shoes, bags every month..IG prices o. I was doing Red Tag.
Fast forward 2024, I earn way more but I live like a thrifter. Can't remember when last I ordered anything from IG.
Light bill doubled 300%
But I swear to God, I earn way more
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2024, I earn way more. Still can't pack seedless grapes, endless plums, exotic supermarket stuffs. I'm so unhappy that the money is coming & I still don't know where it is going to coz I do not eat half those shit anymore. I just stick to basic food. & someone is wishing $1/₦2k
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I can't believe someone refused to cook for her father. Damn! Your daddy? Tụfịakwa. My daddy that I will cook for, with all love. And if on some occasions I can't, you'll hear " nwa, ngwa gaa zụtara m bread na malt, mgbe ị mechaa, isiwe." Chai. Damn this app.😭😭
Ajọ nwa!
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Adesina had me at 'humiliating' lol
There is a type of salary you will be earning in Nigeria, you can never have good self esteem.
You fit be manager for "Conglomerate" make them they pay you ₦250k
Most industries and sectors in 🇳🇬 pay horrible and humiliating wages , unfortunately the optics on social media haven't helped the populace
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As a writer, let me help you people rephrase...
This individual made up a sexual assault accusation against another person. She was busted... She took a break from the Twitter app, and back now like she didn't accuse anyone of such act.
Now bring in all your copywriting work.
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One Madonna boy have sent my last baby sister 400k for iPhone. That guy didn't know the weight he lifted o😪
A win for generous men. Thanks to ya all men buying phones for us babes. We looooooore you🥰🥰🥰
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Ok congratulations to me, the company I wrote Business Plan for on Oil & Gas to get €120m funding from a FinancialCo in Europe, they have gotten it. My Business Plan & watertight financial projections flew🥰
@Chimdimma92 you were there when I was doing the BP & sleepless nights
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If all the rich men on Twitter also start showing what ladies have dumped in their inbox, there will be no church tommorow. Lol. But We are not ready for this gist.
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I said that even if I have all the money in the world to stay in Nigeria, I still need 5 years in a sane clime. Want to purge myself of every toxic stuff that seemed normal to me being born and living in Nigeria. I want that bit of heaven on earth.
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Finally, when I overheard two women boasting in an office in Ikoyi of the class of men they slept with. Working class o. "Hardworking", decent ride, decent dressing, represents that picture of ladies in front of "Smart money woman" book, I just knew men were truly the price.
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Those of you saying she should not have taken the train, do you know her financial state? Struggle?My brother had to save for 2years to be able to run his immigration stuff &he was cutting cost at every step of the way. He was broke when he left. May Nigeria not happen to you
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You are a very kind man. You are going to open a HR company and start scraping under-utilized and under-paid talents. You can do it.
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You don't know what God did for you if you can sit down like this and tell your parents anything and everything like friends. I witnessed it first hand. The confidence that comes with it, you won't always be confused or bearing burdens alone. It helps.
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Oh God. You just disgraced this man.
He should not have forced it.
You both really don't know each other.
What if he just overcame a temptation from his own secretary in the office.
Both of you should have discussed this prior.
Just spoilt what could be a romantic afternoon.
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Let it keep breaking your heart nah. If that's your ultimate problem in life. Heartbreak is on its own, and people started inviting it. Why not relax and enjoy your new found respect. Life is not that hard.
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You see why scammers and yahoo boys deserve no mercy? Heartless, wicked, evil, unfeeling, belligerent. The morbid desire to make money at every cost rubs the every form of humanity.
These are people girls are doing 'love' with
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My dad was the first man that took me to Mr. Biggs and Tantalizer. Said "I don't want you to sell yourself short, eat to your fill" Dad got me my first pad & never missed, including hair money. Happy Father's day Dad. I am getting your replica in a lover.
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Women should think more about the future of their children before marrying losers.
A worth father for her kids...
This is a financial advise.
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This tweet and comments are so hilarious 😂. I wanted to ask him if he didn't enjoy the show but I now realized how it sounds when ladies talk like this 😂 Oh my God.
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While we are on this, a yahoo boy killed his 24 year old girlfriend in Badore that he brought from village &was sleeping with her corpse for 6 days as instructed till the stench alerted neighbors. He tried bribing Cops with 6m to trash the case.They wanna chill with the big boys!
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Some of the clients I write for get surprised that I am writing for them when they find out I'm an Esq. Lol. Do you know how much extra that earns me monthly? I just tell them "I write to extra-fund a particular lifestyle" I just want credit alert from different sources.
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Happy birthday to me.
May Life Lines continue to fall for me in pleasant places, Amen🙏🎂
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Keep quiet biko. I was born in same church too. And still there. Blame your parents solely. They are not very Liberal and exposed. Are they? It was their sole responsibility to train you well.
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That hero deserves a national Honour. He's written his name among Kings. He shall never be forgotten in a hurry. And may the whole universe rush to rescue him from anything whatsoever, for the rest his life and that of his family. Amen.
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Only God knows the initial philanthropy your father started that made this family members suddenly become entitled. Because for me, from day one, no relative is getting that leverage to even be entitled to the money he didn't make for me.
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I just saw one of your Chevron Real Estate homes Advert at 1004. They are using fine boy Nollywood actor for Ad. I want to warn you to steer clear of that real estate company. Their files still dey my table. Don't say I didn't warn you people. Lol, celeb won't help your gbese o
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Are successfully recuperating? Lol. That is the spirit of death that comes to pick sick people. But when it's not your time, it is not your time. God's mercy is very underrated shaa. We are not done yet.
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It's because she took Nigeria too serious that was why the disappointment hit hard
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Escape by the whiskers. He will tell you with every Fibre in him that they saw more death and injuries than any media could care to report. Still nightmarish. Let Nigeria not happen us. Because between last night & now, I have had flashes of putting my brother in Chinelo's shoes
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Your wife's friend has asked you for financial help without informing your wife. Should you assist her without informing your wife? As the wife, would you be upset if your husband goes ahead without informing you?
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He said first come, first serve. The new Nigeria is here. A reorientation, a massive realignment. Our generation will get it right. To pave a better way for these young ones and tomorrow's children
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I once had a roommate in school who was a runs girl. She shamed me for being broke. I change am for am. Oloshi. She started crying. So other rommies were cajoling me. Eeeh? Na broke I broke. But I get shame. And you can never make feel bad for legit hustle.
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Men are not like women. He didn't weave any condescending story, just made the babe believe the gen is his.
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Walai. I don't even remember women from other African countries exist. Like after Nigerian women, I see black Americans, whites, straight up.
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If Fancy Acholonu didn't make everything about her relationship public, she would have gotten back to him quietly. And with no fuss and trend. These are the mistakes people make daily. Another 17234th reason to keep your relationship away from the media.
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People underestimate how much we women factor men in our daily interactions about our future. May nothing ever hold us from flying. Not even ourselves.
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I have been trying. From $1k, we hit $10k this month. I don't know what the future holds, but $100k is possible.
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Sending messages on whatsapp, trying to reach him, asking if he knew about the danger invading the local place they lived coz people who he has domiciled with were begging him not to resign or leave as they were already short-staffed of doctors. It broke his heart.
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Special thanks to my parents.
My mum was always in awe of my beauty. She says, I can't believe I have a child as beautiful as you. I started hearing it from her first.
My dad will always say...Anytime I want to beat you, I lose the morale, you are too much of a princess😂.
One of the best foundations you can lay for your child is confidence and self esteem. Without a healthy dose of it, they won’t be able to survive this world.
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Just 2days ago Monday made it the 6th day of sleeping with the corpse. Once again, Leave them to chill with the big boys!!!
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Calm down sis. There are women that very much want a fulfilling love life. That you don't want does not make their decision foolish. Yes she asked for man instead of career path, & that's very ok.
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Lol. My dad was going back & forth for 2weeks for his wrongfully withdrawn money with access bank. He told me when I came back, I just contacted them & gave them 48hrs. Money was refunded in 24hrs. Man was in shock 🤣🤣🤣. Yea, he trained what he trained. Period.
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Only that child will explain the depth of neglect he suffered in his short life before going to meet his God. He has mom, dad, nannies, minders, house keepers, camera men & sycophants everywhere, fans! Yet died slowly in a pool unknown. God gave, God takes. No one will ever know
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If this babe was dating portable, then Whatever all of you said is true. If you like as a man, look like dustbin, you will get fine babes, just have money. Whether they are premium or not is another question. But fine ass babes? You will.
Eiiiih!
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Seriously, I'm impressed by him, not mad. It's the Corporate world & capitalism rules. When companies fire at will coz they found better hands, nobody sentimentally thinks of what retrenched employees had to go through or something. So yeah, he outwitted the system that outwits
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This one is looking for a man to corner 😂 Why is it paining her that he has to move her to the wife. That's what responsible husbands of responsible women do.
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That's how they do, they allow the girls tear themselves up while they enjoy beer with their friends in amusement. Women fighting over men is not worth it.
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You are the one thinking anybody loves anybody and want them to go. It's just for sex, cooking & etc etc convenience. So they just easily gets sated & want space. Maybe their real LOML no dey respond to texts.
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Aunty Sally!!!!! We've not seen anything on the website since naaah🥹. It's such a relief seeing you right here. Are you back now, will you start dropping for us? We've missed you.
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After my surgery, 3rd day, I woke up & saw my body in bed. My mom was seated on the chair, I kept calling her to carry me let's go home, she didn't hear. The spirit of death that visits hospital came for me but God said "Not yet". Ever wonder why people suddenly die after they
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It won't look toxic until a single text from your so called partner raises your cortisol levels. This' no way to talk to someone you love. How about signing her up for that gym membership/dragging her there. Rather than using his words to daily bathe her in acid. Date kind people
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I won staff of the Month for @JarusHomes And Investments Ltd. This means a whole lot to me. Thank you @SirJarus. Thank you to all my colleagues. Jarus Homes Team is one I've enjoyed working with. Not gonna lie. I'm so happy. I pledge to do my best for this Company for as long🙏
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A month to my big sis wedding, my dad started talking and she started arguing, see hot slaps back to back. She was crying that day. Lol. Person wey Don plan wedding finish. But my sister is stubborn no be lie.
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You are the one that will learn the hard way a 1000 times. Amen. Wishing someone bad because of their opinion. Wish that upon yourself, your family and your children.
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No. Because when you are exchanging words, you don't bring in abuse. It is childish. His shots were weak & more forced. It screamed failure & lack of valid personal points, compared to his opponent.
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Because missing that you one day won't make the students fail Wassce. Humanity first. And you will even see how students and staff will be happy with you 😂😂🥳🥳
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Her name, and her account number. Post it let tweeps appreciate her. It's not only housemates that people will do gofundme for.
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Why I never do studio picture, they take me and turn me into what I am not. They airbrush you to death.
Look at me clearly, I have the cleanest skin & the milkiest tone, but Nigerian studio photographers said no.
I tried after 7 years this 2025, then I gave up NG shoot entirely.
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He has every reason to. To even date a yahoo person speaks so low of you. Personality, moral, values, everything. Both you and your yahoo partner.
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Please add Cubana to the Obi. We have a president's name to protect. Don't just say Obi anyhow.
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Lol. That's me me having 4 pillows but I sleep alone. And buying 6 toothpaste in case. Then 4 towels only me. And 5 different bedspreads. God, I don't feel weird anymore or like a wasteful somebody 😁😁
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Any day you wake up and realize you weren't born inside that religion, you should be thanking God.
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91,843 companies were struck off CAC and I have gotten the exhaustive list of all the companies just an hr ago.
So if you weren't filing your annual returns for years,basically you are off. It's illegal to continue doing business in that name.
Below is the list.
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This people just profiting off women's low self esteem and foolishness. This is real lucrative business o
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And now, he can marry many wives too. As she agreed to marry outside her religion, she would naturally expect this.
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After Nysc, Man stayed where he felt he could be able to save up quick& travel. They cried Tha he stayed back & help their sick, gave him house
How much are they paying doctors in Nigeria,to pay rent in Lagos & still save for japa. Sometimes you can't blame them. Struggle is real
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Most people don't get this, being pretty is not a ticket to a BEAUTIFUL relationship. Not just any relationship. Lots may be after you, but how many are ready to walk the talk, rather be your beautiful single happy self than just jumping to anything that will be recipe for pain.
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