Somebody stop this man before he finds the equation for reality

You have to call a lawyer This happened to my sister and the police wouldn’t do anything until lawyers called them

This is why they all have anxiety and IBS

This is an excellent troll

RFK is on steroids Compare their intellect next

The Sword of a Thousand Truths

Just ask ChatGPT

He’s the only one who can match Trump’s aura for the left

Need to mix in some Waffle Houses in there to bolster their emergency preparedness protocols

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Bro has too much aura

Commission for realtors might’ve made sense 50 years ago but technology has abstracted so much of the knowledge and time required to purchase a home that it makes no sense to pay 1-3% for someone to let you into a property

Thanks bud but all these names have already been released

He’s clearly drunk and definitely shouldn’t be driving. Yes he technically broke the law by pulling out. Now your options as the cop are 1) call him a ride home 2) arrest him 3) shoot him???

God dammit Leeroy

Honestly 2 mins to come up with that under pressure is pretty good. Old man was still quick on his feet 😂

Yall gotta stop calling fraudulent debt as ‘funding’ 😂

You need ~$374k in $TRUMP to get into the dinner right now

Nothing wrong with being a factory worker. Those people built this country You’re part of the problem contributing to the stigma against it

Unreal. No fees, multi-chain, & obfuscates your IP Might be the first DEX aggregator I’ll actually use @0xngmi continues to amaze with what Defi Llama provides for *free*

Critical thinking is hard

I just sent my aunt in France USDC using @Decaf_so One-click to withdraw as euros to her bank account; cost me $0.08 in Solana transaction fees Well done @JuanRdBO 👏 This is fucking amazing

Chris woke up & decided to be the most violent man in America

Damn, kids grow up quick these days

Live view of a Project Manager’s job function

It’s not even her eating a turtle tbh, it’s the way she’s eating it

How are we supposed to differentiate a link vs a photo now There is literally zero difference or indication of one or the other

We got duped by the price of college rising 1000% against inflation. School today is significantly more expensive and unaffordable than it was 40 years ago

These are some of the coolest Twitter threads

I have no idea how @0xngmi is building @DefiLlama without charging money for it but its probably the best place for crypto data at the moment Thank you for all your hard work, ser 🫡

Thanks const! This is great. I’m totally with you, speed > decentralization especially when trying to build something new & innovative. Startups have to be able to iterate quickly to survive As for the sudo key, I appreciate you directly addressing it. I think there are totally arguments for why it makes sense to have it, but investors should have honest and clear communication from the team about why it’s there and how it’s used I look forward to seeing what the future has in store for Bittensor

That’s a pretty terrible attitude to have for someone supposedly in charge of building up Sui’s community Theres almost nothing to do on Sui right now, you should be jumping at the opportunity to showcase as many projects as possible

This is wild

Seems reasonable to me Everyone knows illicit activity only occurs between the hours of 8am and 6pm

Caroline definitely snitched

This is the kind of sentiment that sends coins parabolic. When price stays up for long enough they become aggressive fomo buyers

Glad somebody told the real story😂 The Wells Fargo disaster deal shows in the product — it’s awful. The points are worthless, they can’t afford to give users normal credit limits, and they force gimmicks like making users swipe the card 5 times per month to receive your rent points I doubt Bilt and its competitors last much longer. Similar products are also hemorrhaging money due to their miscalculated forecasts on spending behavior

My brain simply can’t comprehend how a 21-year old kid can be this smart

Coinbase Custody usually keeps no more than $50m per cold storage address 600 BTC is close enough to $50m to make me think this is just wallet reshuffling

Just met @DangeRussWilson at a pizza place 😳

She’s killing and it’s also practice Are you standing still while conducting a symphony of some of the best musicians blasting Dvorak’s New World Symphony?

Lizards are known to have incredibly stable temperment

They stayed inside and quarantined for this privelege. Americans are the only ones who still don’t understand this concept

Seems like a cute version of mass surveillance

Entrepreneurs shouldn’t ‘build’ businesses by exploiting the market in times of global emergency. It’s unethical but you know this, you’re just trying to be contrarian

+ the iPod touch / iPhone / smart phones launching around ~2007

When she says she only dates dark skins

Stop middle schoolers 2015

It’s honestly disgusting that Blizzard hasn’t restored Reckful’s character on the armory

This is every job It’s more about making sure people see your work than actually producing valuable work 100% of the time

I’d love to know how much brokers are making I negotiated mine down from 15% to 5% Broker told me he’s a friend of the building owners and has known them for a while. They *literally* hired him with the intent of skimming his income from tenants

It’s always worth a shot 🤷🏻

Me and all my homies like Sui

Something similar happened to me for my first job out of college and I’d never worked so hard before Having somebody believe in you when you might not fit the bill on paper is extremely powerful

How can I get a case of the exploding ones? Those sounds fun

Fortnite about to have little Chad crip walking to the bus stop 😂

nice, just enough to cover the $35 shipping fee

These look like errors 1970 is a Unix conversion error and I doubt anybody was facilitating quadrillion dollar trades in 1970

idk who needs this but `pip install openbb` for tradfi price data no api key needed; like yfinance on crack docs.openbb.co/platform/gett…

I’m down. What’s your Venmo? (Still $107 right?)

He definitely swung at the dead ones too

Marek in his natural habitat #wifematerial

One of my favorite phenomena is ultra-conservative women like Candace Owens & Caitlyn Bennet marrying metrosexual men

its more likely that he accidentally typed his seed phrase digitally somewhere or he turned on Ledger Sync and had his account compromised

We desperately need a unified crypto data provider with proper APIs and data sharing Market data and onchain data all in data warehouse The move to @SnowflakeDB by many has helped mitigate the problem, but not effectively enough

Need a decision maker to quickly iterate Can’t do that effectively with a bunch of anon degens taking 3 days to vote on every code change

Catch me up to speed What’s happening on ICP?

They’re gonna hack it now, aren’t they

Uh oh

Best part of crypto twitter imo It breaks down the physical and social barriers to have real conversations like this where even plebs like me can join in

Merry Christmas $OSMO

Sui would be at $1,000 if He was still around 🥲

TLDR: This is a reasonable assumption imo. $250m - $450m of ONDO unlocked on Jan 17 which correlates with a $500m increase in Ondo TVL while $ONDO underperformed the altcoin market by 2x. it's little complicated without the team addresses. Even then, they likely sold through a CEX or OTC desk so your best bet is to try and find the team wallets, identify the notional $ amount, and look for deposit addresses or clusters that put in roughly the same amount back into Ondo Im not in the mood to do that so here's a different way to proxy this hypothesis: CryptoRank says 322m ONDO was unlocked to the team since Jan 17, 2025 This is roughly $260m USD at todays price ($0.80) or $450m USD at Jan 17 price ($1.40) Since the unlocks began on Jan 17, Ondo (bottom right) has generally underperformed the market. Compared against the general altcoin market ('OTHERS'), ONDO performed almost 2x worse than the broader alt market Defillama says Ondo's TVL increased from $550m to ~$1b today. Given that about $250-$450m worth of ONDO was unlocked, i think its reasonable to assume a large portion of this TVL came from the team selling their allocations

Solana did $31B DEX Volume in the past 24 hours on Raydium? @0xngmi

82 games / year is too much for players and fans

I’m trying to use Robinhood but I can’t find the deposit button Who designed this nonsense

Pretty sure they have lower latency for playing games on old consoles like Super Smash Bros Melee

Here you go fellas

Jesus dude. Watch the whole thing and tell me it couldn’t be a cartoon clip of some cops getting bamboozled by a drunk dude. Nothing in this video warrants shooting a guy in the back. You’re telling me 2 American cops can’t outrun a drunk guy? Shit our country is soft then

Every American thinking your grade school language classes taught you another language, no it didn’t

$UST lost its peg this weekend trading as low as 61 cents and sending $LUNA into a downward spiral to $15 from $87. So what happened? (Written with @mzhao8)