Use teenage years shout “up Nepa”
Use adulthood shout “national grid is back”
My God!!!
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I just heard two choppers will be flying the message in Lagos soon, one on the island, one on the mainland. UNA NEVER SEE ANYTHING.
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I shouldn’t tweet this but if I don’t I won’t feel better. This is the second time a woman has hit me cos I am not offering what she wants. This one happened yesterday night. The third better not happen.
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Innoson is Nigerian owned but can’t they just link with a bank and let people buy cars and spread the payment across months.
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Please if we are dating, don't follow them to do body posts and share bikini photos.
I'm not matured, you won't hear from me again.
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Told someone I can’t be with her cos she has nothing to offer me she’s saying “but I’m fine we’ll be goals” fam you think I’m 23?
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A SARS official just collected 6k from Me Just now. Mahn said if I don’t give him he will implicate me for fraud. This is what every young man faces in this country day and night.
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I have use car to chase bike before to collect number oh!
The babe no gree, so we left her, just for the bike man to over take us in traffic and park saying "moti gbe de oh"
And told the girl to drop that he's not going again 😂😂😂😂😂
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ottel
Full tank went from 15k to 55k plus.
Same car, same country, same bloody damn year!
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Bitcoin donations have hit 1M Naira, welcome to the lazy digital youths era. You will give in. Don’t worry.
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But youre not runtown, you can as well use 50k to purchase face masks to distribute to people instead of dropping"if I was" tweets, na your type dey drop ideas for family meetings instead of money.
If I was Runtown I will use the 10 million naira he wants to give out online to purchase the necessary equipments like face masks, sanitizers or gloves and distribute to people. In that way it will get to people who deserve it the most and are not online.
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Marry am oh. No release am come street meet innocent people.
Make una dey marry who una don damage
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Na we go report news ourselves , find solution, gather funds, source for medics.
Then what are these money stealing people doing in those offices exactly?!!!
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No Nigerian artiste dead or alive is touching discography of that devilish twin.
Hit for Hit!
They’ll drop an album of 11 songs 8 will be straight out hits!!!
Saw something about Psquare and 2face yesterday and I’m here to tell you that the Okoye brothers don’t touch the helm of 2Baba’s catalog
Nowhere close
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Nigerian customs seized Nigerian basketball kits for the olympics and its less than 19 days to go. Lol
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Why is everybody silent, why is the school silent? a 400 Level Lady was Raped and Murdered in Tanke, ILORIN.
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If a guy earns 250k and his male friend gifts him like 5k or 10k "bro buy fuel for your car, or bro take buy booze this weekend" he'd be forever grateful.
But give unemployed babe 5k. You'll chop insult.
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Cynthia Morgan's Team Can reach out to me, I'll Represent them And distribution of her materials, She Gave us hit that's how I And My PR company can give back.
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When we say sending random women money is making up for low self esteem, yall will say its cos we are broke.
So why do men act funny when they meet women who aren't moved by their money?
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Yall having sex at #IlorinTwitterHangout just know I saw yall!! I fucking saw yall!!
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Them no fit reform olopa. Belike once you enter. You gats join in on the madness.
Cos the one wey good to you fit bad to 300 other.
I say I go report after I was robbed. Dpo de tell me say them thief him phone too
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This wizkid concert you’ll think he’s an American artiste. Just look at the crowd singing word for word
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Abi make you help person open door to enter supermarket.
Them fit make you sleep under street light
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Rihanna is pregnant
Nicki minaj is starting a family
So this is what year 2020 had for us 🤦♂️
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CUBAN singer Veronica Vega features Quavo and The intro kicks off with a NIGERIAN song
Guess who?
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I go need de avoid your tweets now cos lmao, I Don de see things from your POV and I don't like the person I'm becoming.
The average 9ja Woman would rather pray for God to bless her Man.. It automatically means the Family will grow…
Coz she knows that if God mistakenly blesses her instead, It still won’t reflect on the Family.
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This hookup thing you people are doing is even reducing game in men generally. No excitement of talking to a new girl that she will feel you and want to get down anymore.
Small thing is “you’ll give me 30k when I come to your house oh”
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Tife, people still call me 50kobo its like a plague, you think i'll let it go? three more top guys dey my book sha! waiting for the perfect time to throw the three pointer!
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Johnny Drille can win a Grammy for Nigeria, let's push this guy out with all our internet force
But no y'all want gbas gbas gbos gbos music
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If you have 3.5M do you get a car of 1.5M and Invest Or Leave Nigeria
Please I need answers
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10 years ago I always saw news of terrorism on Al Jazeera and felt this can’t happen in Nigeria. Brooo loook at it now.
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Ask the OGs when wizkid dropped London girl, performed it the next day in london, see how women went wild. had somebody who sent the leak to me, till.tpday there's no untagged version of that song on the internet.
Somebody that's supposed to be mayor of London is who you're asking how did he do three nights back to back at the 02
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Ilorin small, then go catch them finish Cos their mouth no Dey close “haaaa sikiru gan ri telivison gan, oun lo fin wo man city gan nile”
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Happy birthday mate, we share the same date, do you mind if I share my last name with you?
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M.i Said Vector Was Jealous Of Him But Listen to this
This is where it started between them
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There are 10,239 Hotels/Guests Inns In Ilorin
Two Factories And One Shoprite
What's going on ?
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Messi said he wont take the third place medal because he doesn't support corruption
I love that energy!!!
He should also return the 2009 UEFA champions league medal and the 2010 Ballon D'Or
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Olamide can rap and sing properly. Like he fit wake up drop R&B album on Monday and Friday make he drop rap album wey go make you wan enter obalende wan form street thug.
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Never been disrespected like yesterday night all my life. While I was going I told her she better not dare to talk to me again in this life.
Number blocked, and trashed. Finished.
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Hey you, Yes, the one reading this; You will become successful and make your parents proud 🙏🏾
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Babes will offer just nudes as nft , and be ranting that there no women in crypto or tech.
When the chance you get, it's breast and bumbum you'll sell.
Now people don't even notice the creative artists that are supposed to make a fortune from this window.
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Not every guy is scum, not ever girl is a gold digger, I sincerely hope you meet somebody who really cares about you and wants to see you succeed
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Dagrin death stopped the whole country, I remember we were in uni writing exams. People were crying in the halls during exams.
But he isn’t A List?
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We scream we want content we want content
When a song with content drops we un look
Take for example Heal d world by Patoranking
Its not even getting airplay enough
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After Mushin to Mohits By Wande Coal,
LTG By Fireboy is the most accepted Debut Album by a Nigerian Artiste.
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... within 20 seconds it’s already three slaps. That’s when it dawned on my like broo this is serious shit.
I was just puzzled while all these things happened.
But I just held myself Together and walked off cos I swore I wasn’t going to ever hit a woman.
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In front of govt house in ilorin #SARSMUSTEND, our gov didn’t come out o
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Fornication is expensive in ilorin and y’all don’t even know. Let me break it down.
1. unilorin babe - y’all meet start seeing movies at the cinema (cos there’s no other place) let’s say per movie 5k with drinks and tickets because you want to do big boy.
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See, if you cheat in a relationship you'll cheat in your marriage
Its not rocket science.
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So this babe yeah, just there. Wants me do date I say I don’t want. And then we were hanging out at my reg spot. Then comes this her friend that we knew each other before. So we just catching up and she was watching something on her phone.
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