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The NFL made the 49ers play with a practice squad team three weeks ago without moving the game.
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There have been 8 different 50+ point PPR games since Ja'Marr Chase entered the NFL.
He has 3 of them.
1. Ja'Marr Chase WK17 2021 (55.6)
2. Ja'Marr Chase WK10 2024 (55.4)
3. Joe Mixon WK9 2022 (55.1)
4. Jonathan Taylor Wk11 2021 (53.4)
5. Ja'Marr Chase WK5 2023 (52.2)
6. Gabe Davis DIV2021 (52.1)
7. Amari Cooper WK16 2023 (51.5)
8. De'Von Achane WK3 2023 (51.3)
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Highest inaccurate target rates for players with 25+ targets this season...
No. 6 - Rome Odunze (22.7%)
No. 8 - Keenan Allen (21.4%)
No. 10 - DJ Moore (20.0%)
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Whatever treatment kept Fuller on the field should be permitted and instituted by every organization.
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Passing TDs through 2 weeks of the NFL over the past 10 years...
2024: 66 (pending MNF)
2023: 86
2022: 105
2021: 110
2020: 110
2019: 105
2018: 114
2017: 78
2016: 98
2015: 109
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Patriots will likely end up getting a comp pick for Brown in 2020 to make it even sweeter.
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The good news is that the Giants are on primetime three more times over the next five weeks.
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Derrick Henry's past seven rushing touchdowns in order by distance:
1 yard
1 yard
1 yard
1 yard
1 yard
1 yard
1 yard
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The Bears have scored on 53.1% of their drives over the past three weeks, the highest rate in the league.
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Passing yards per game per team for the league through 2 weeks...
2024: 193.2
2023: 216.6
2022: 227.8
2021: 248.2
2020: 248.7
2019: 248.8
2018: 249.7
2017: 220.7
2016: 258.4
2015: 239.9
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Chase Brown's share of the backfield touches the past three weeks: 100%, 100%, 100%.
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Saquon Barkley has been tackled at the 1 or 2 yard line 10 different times this season, the most in the league.
He has touched the ball 3 times after those plays for 1 TD.
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With Omarion Hampton being the latest... we are up to 14 players with a top-48 ADP in PPR formats who have either been placed on IR or have already missed a game before we are a third of the way done with the season.
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Team target share when actually on the field in 2024...
Puka Nacua 41.1%
Rashee Rice 40.3%
Malik Nabers 37%
AJ Brown 35.9%
Josh Downs 34.1%
Nico Collins 33.4%
CeeDee Lamb 32.3%
Jauan Jennings 31.7%
Drake London 31.5%
Davante Adams 31%
Justin Jefferson 30.4%
Brian Thomas 29.6%
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Kliff: WAS has to get McLaurin more involved dlvr.it/TDTjgQ
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Dalvin Cook has been tackled at the 1-yard line a league-leading five times this season and then did not score a touchdown afterwards.
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Since Week 9, the Browns lead the NFL in yards per play offensively (6.9 yards) and have converted 14-of-14 red zone opportunities for touchdowns.
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Derrick Henry's past 16 games played...
303 RuAtt
1616 RuYds (5.3 YPC)
18 RuTD (with a RuTD in 12/16 games)
19 Rec
209 ReYd
2 ReTD
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Through 16 career games, JuJu Smith-Schuster is now 2nd in all-time receiving yardage (1,157 yards) before turning 22-years old. He needs 157 yards to surpass Randy Moss for the most ever and has 8 full games to get there before his birthday.
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Kelvin is the wide receiver equivalent of kids stacked on top of each other inside of a trench coat trying to pass for an adult.
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Drake Maye was 8-of-10 on throws 10+ yards downfield last night.
He now leads the league in completion rate on those throws at 68.8% (33-of-48).
The league rate among qualifiers is 47.9%.
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The Bears (yes, I know they are 2-1) have 23 completed passes through three games.
The last time a team had fewer completions after three games played was in 1982.
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52 RBs have at least 50 touches this season.
J.K. Dobbins leads all in missed tackle rate per touch at 32.7%.
Mark Ingram is last (5.7%).
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Kenneth Walker is going to blow away his career marks in receiving this season, backing up all of the offseason talk from the staff.
Huge change for his weekly floor vs previous seasons.
There are not many RBs I would have over him ROS and RB1 ROS is in his range of outcomes.
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41.2% of Tua Tagovailoa's red zone passes have gone for TDs, highest rate in the league.
League rate is 22.9%.
Russell Wilson is at 6.3%, lowest rate in the league.
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Gordon’s three games played last year without Gronk...
4-100 on 7 targets
5-130-1 on 9 targets
4-81 on 12 targets
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Through two games...
Puka Nacua has been targeted on 39.2% of his routes (tied for WR2).
Davante Adams has been targeted on 35% (WR5).
Sean McVay understands the assignment.
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Once did an Escape Room after Njoku and a group. They didn’t get out. I’ve based everything in dynasty around him on that moment.
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Henderson is morphing into the Diontae Johnson of RBs.
Rock solid despite giving you at least one panic attack per game.
Henderson survives another injury for TD, 99 yards dlvr.it/S97YYj
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The Jets have converted a league-high 56.8% (21-of-37) of their third downs so far.
In 2023, they converted a league-worst 26.0%.
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Day drunk is arguably the best drunk. You get to bed early and typically eat something better than Waffle House.
Boat drunk (as long as not operating) is also very high on the list.
Pair them together coming off hanging dong on the next QB ready to take your spot and....
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Out of 58 QBs selected in the 1st Round over the previous 20 seasons, Daniel Jones' career 6.2 AY/A is equal or better than just Jake Locker, Patrick Ramsey and Kyle Boller.
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Darren Waller has gone over 50 yards in just three games this season and is the weekly TE2 no questions asked. This TE season really is the worst.
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Lack of immunizations should’ve raised his ability to catch things
Jalen Richard to lose 'good chunk' of catches dlvr.it/R8gFWB
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First Sunday without a real NFL game since September and you’re putting together Demarcus Robinson highlight packages.
Pace yourself, brother.
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Allen Robinson is sending Terry McLaurin a "I know, brother" DM....
Sources: The Washington Football Team is making a QB change. Kyle Allen will get the start vs. the #Rams, while former starter Dwayne Haskins goes to the bench.
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Lamar Jackson when he was not pressured yesterday per TruMedia...
15-of-15 for 155 yards (10.3 Y/A)
When pressured...
2-of-7 for 14 yards 1 INT 3 sacks
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Where will Frank Gore be playing when this deal expires?
Breaking: Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs have reached an agreement on a 10-year contract extension that ties him to Kansas City through the 2031 season, league sources tell @AdamSchefter.
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The wife bought one square foot of land in Scotland to officially make me a Lord.
RotoReebs shall never return...
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First time that I am vehemently against the new rule allowing any jersey numbers.
No. 24 is not the look for a WR.
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With rosters nearly all of the way settled, very early offseason WR Tiers (not rankings) are coming together something like this...
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It’s rare I go the Facebook post route here, but started a personal journey in taking better care of myself one year ago.
A year later we’re down ~60 pounds and feeling like I’m in my 20s again (no speed bounce back unfortunately).
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Why are we still scheduling 10 early games on Sunday and just three late games @NFL?
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I have no idea who Nick Mullens is outside of some preseason action or how he’s going to play, but I still ranked him ahead of Peterman.
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My 14-year old son is an unabashed Giants fan and reads me Daniel Jones camp reports daily. He just found out Jones’ Madden 20 rating...
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Working up early summer RB Tiers and this is what my initial buckets are shaping out as...
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Lowest rate of off. snaps trailing by double-digit points and their season records...
SF 1.4% (10-2)
KC 4.1% (8-4)
DET 7.9% (3-8-1)
NO 9.6% (10-2)
BAL 9.8% (10-2)
BUF 10.4% (9-3)
SEA 12.5% (9-2)
HOU 13.3% (8-4)
NE 13.7% (10-2)
GB 14.3% (9-3)
One of these is not like the others.
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A true legend. May he enjoy his remaining 29 lives among the stars. ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A.
The Creator Of The World's Most Famous Cheat Code Has Died nintendolife.com/news/2020/0… #Retro #KonamiCode #NES #KazuhisaHashimoto
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To be clear, I don't believe they should play the game tomorrow, either. Just like they should not have played that one.
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Many got the news from Warren yesterday, but wanted to formally announce that I am joining the relaunching and rebranding of Sharp Football as lead fantasy contributor. It's been a fun journey so far, but looking forward to continue to push myself into new roles and challenges.
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We pick on Pete Carroll and the decisions Seattle have made running their on field product this season, but someone needs to get with what the Seahawks are doing in handling COVID in house.
No positives in 2020 and one false positive this season.
NFL now has seven teams in enhanced COVID protocols: Browns, Bears, Falcons, Lions, Rams, Vikings and the WFT.
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Bucky Irving has 256 yards rushing when contacted at or behind the line of scrimmage per TruMedia.
Only Saquon has more (257).
Irving has those yards on 40 fewer attempts than Barkley when hit at or behind the line.
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Terry McLaurin played 93% of the snaps and ran 40 routes Week 1. The primary X for Washington and led the team in air yards. He's on a team that is going to have to throw a ton all season. He should be treated as weekly WR3 with upside...
Industry rank of WR51 this week.
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No matter what the MLB decides to do, this Applebee's near my house is going to remain packed no matter the time I drive past it. You can't stop America's real national pastime.
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Can’t think of a better way to usher in the Dan Campbell era than an 18-play, 10 minute drive that ends in a field goal.
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Lamar Jackson is the only QB with 20+ fantasy points in every game this season.
He's the only QB in NFL history to have 15+ fantasy points in each of his first 11 career starts.
Both are arbitrary, but... ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A, START
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Players averaging over 100 air yards per game....
Calvin Ridley (135.9), current WR8
Tyreek Hill (120.8), WR1
DK Metcalf (117.4), WR4
DJ Chark (102.9), WR41 😑😑😑
Davante Adams (102.3), WR2
Stefon Diggs (101.0), WR3
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The Dolphins lead the NFL in plays to gain...
10+ yards (93) - the next closest team has 75
15+ yards (62) - next has 43
20+ yards (32) - next has 26
30+ yards (15) - next has 11
40+ yards (11) - next has 5
50+ yards (8) - next has 3
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Presumably no Chubb/Hunt on TNF
Antonio Gibson and Alex Collins left yesterday with injuries.
Dalvin, Ekeler, Zeke/Pollard, James Robinson, Najee, Z. Moss on bye.
Setting up for some awesome RB lineups in those Week 7 streets.
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Took me three days to realize that Michael Carter the CB and not Michael Carter the RB was on the COVID list.
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Rate of drives to reach the red zone (or score a TD prior)...
58.7% - WAS
47.9% - SF
47.7% - DET
47.5% - PHI, NO
44.7% - CIN
41.7% - LAR
41.5% - BUF
41.2% - TB
41.1% - BAL
40.0% - IND
38.6% - GB
37.5% - KC
36.4% - JAX
35.4% - ARI
34.7% - ATL
32.7% - NYG
32.1% - DAL
31.7% - MIN
29.1% - NYJ
28.9% - PIT
28.8% - SEA
28.6% - CHI
27.1% - TEN
26.7% - LAC
26.4% - NE
26.3% - HOU
26.2% - DEN
25.4% - CAR
23.3% - LV
21.1% - MIA
15.3% - CLE
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My early WR Tiers are looking a little something like this. I don't anticipate the draft to change much at the WR position for FF.
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Players who have rushed for 75+ yards so far in Week 1...
Travis Etienne 143
Breece Hall 107
Jacory Croskey-Merritt 82
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Josh Allen is the last remaining QB that has accounted for 100% of his team's offensive TDs either passing or rushing.
Lamar 92.9%
Burrow 88.9%
Brady 85.7%
Baker (lol) 83.3%
M. Ryan 83.3%
Russ 83.3%
Herbert 81.8%
Wentz 80.0%
Geno 77.8%
Kyler 77.8%
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