BILLIONS. WILL. MOO. DENG.

Bros in crypto will be like “escape the matrix” and then go live in a shopping mall in the desert governed by Islamic law lol

MOODENG ATH 320 MIL FROM THE ROPES

DEPLOY THE MOODENGS

I GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE MOO DENG.

MOODENG COMETH

MOODENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

LASER FOCUSED. HYDRATED. MAXIMIZE POTENTIAL. LIVE EVERY DAY TO ITS FULLEST. HIGHER SO MUCH HIGHER. MOODENG

My entire bloodline watching me not sell the top

MOODENG FROM THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN

Moo Deng is in the sweet spot. Perfection.

Market sending - time for Moo Deng to kick it into high gear and go vrooooom vroooooom 🏍️🏍️🏍️

MOODENG ISNT JUST A PYMGY HIPPO, ITS A WAY OF LIFE.

Man these guys who bought Kanye’s Twitter are actual retards. All they had to do was drop a CA and make 9 figs. Instead they keep tweeting the dumbest shit just reinforcing that it’s not Kanye lmao.

MUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EVERY DAY GRINDING. MAXXING OUT MY POTENTIAL. DRAGON ENERGY. FULL PORT. NONSTOP. HIPPOMAXXING. MOODENG

MOODENG ATTACCCK

INDOMITABLE RUTHLESS SPIRIT. MOODENG. AFFIRM.

MOODENG GLOW UP

Hippomaxxin and relaxin. Higher for the queen expeditiously. MOODENG. AFFIRM.

Hey @toly @rajgokal @MeteoraAG @JupiterExchange @weremeow What was that? Who is responsible for Argentina? We have now had three extremely extractive launches back to back to back. Many people have lost substantial amounts of money. New entrants into the Solana ecosystem have gotten raped. I’m seeing people in tg chats suicidal or ruined. Why should anyone hold Solana right now? This is just crazy bearish and ugly and honestly the first time I’ve felt like Solana has no future. Sounds like Jupiter/ Meteora team have been involved in all three of these launches? Surely that would be a massive issue when the biggest leaders in the ecosystem are acting like Sahil and just using famous people to extract hundreds of millions of dollars at your users expense? People deserve answers and clarity. Right now this is a disaster.

I see a lot of people who have PTSD from memes that go viral and loose their trend/ virality within a short window of time. That’s what happens for 99.9% of memes. Moodeng is the 0.1% that’s broken through to the other side. It’s become a cultural phenomenon- that doesn’t just go away. It will continue to gain momentum in the attention economy. This is the kind of meme where even if you feel late to the viral trend, you are still early. Moodeng was just featured on SNL. It’s not slowing down. That’s a sign that it’s REACHING THE MASSES. Set your targets higher

“No crying in the casino” The casino is on fire you fucking idiot lol

Holy shit @base @jessepollak you guys are absolutely retarded. You just rugged every single person on CT lmaoooooooo.

Moo Deng has the greatest mass appeal of any meme we’ve seen in recent memory. There’s massive potential for this to get ultra silly/ absurd and to melt faces Do not dread the hippo- do not fear the hippo…. embrace the hippo.

WORK. FOR. YOUR. BAGS. (Texting strangers about Moo Deng rn)

Moodeng’s unmatched perspicacity coupled with her sheer indefatigability makes her a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour

The biggest red flag for a woman is if they are in crypto lol

NO LIMITS. MAX SPEED. RADICAL ABUNDANCE OF THE ESSENCE OF LIFE. RUNNING WILD AND FREE. ON A MISSION FROM GOD. MOO DENG.

We are entering the Moodeng max bid territory. The whole market is bleeding right now but the reality is we probably bounce around here same as every other time. In which case Moodeng reaches escape velocity. Maximum Moodeng engaged.

God gave me a sign. “Behold the hippocycle cometh” he said unto thee. MOODENG. AFFIRM.

Mother of god, Moodeng is a cultural revolution. (Seriously watch this and just try telling me this isn’t the start of something insane lmao)

Guys let’s be real: all this tech is gay. Swarms are gay. Agents are gay. Ai is gay. None of this shit is significant and in hindsight will seem totally gay. I mean I’m here to profit on all of it but it’s definitely gay lol.

Ya sorry you’re right bro a 4 billion dollar rug after a 10 billion dollar rug both facilitated by the leaders of the ecosystem isn’t bad for that ecosystem in any way my bad bro.

Moodeng = first hippo to billions- first hippo to space. MINDSHARE GROWING AT AN ALARMING RATE. MOODENG SUPREMACY.

This is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen today lmao

Waiting for market to be green again. Relaxing. Hippomaxxing. Higher. MOODENG. AFFIRM.

This is prolly the gayest cycle in the history of cycles tbh

Ok the most Jewish strategy would be: Launch $PUMP Pump it, get clout and shine Don’t give airdrop yet Dump it Endure short term pain Give airdrop at the bottom Nonbelievers sell Run it back turbo with your ammo Right? I mean surely that’s what happens?

MOODENG CONSOLIDATION DONE. MOODENG ASCENSION NOW.

Something interesting I’m noticing is my posts about Moo Deng which are only about Moo Deng (without reference to crypto) are going super viral. Imo that’s the ideal meme coin- one that breaks through to the other side- where the line between the meme virality and the meme coin become blurred.

Vibes

Moodeng roaring back with an absolute FURY /AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

MOODENG VIRALITY CONTINUES TO GO PARABOLIC

Alon and Pumpfun are straight up gangsters lmaooooo. Meteora got greedy and Pumpfun just cut their head off. Love to see it. Capitalism in motion.

The hippo is simply the most viral thing we’ve seen in a long time. Had its first dip/ consolidation - looking strong. Im trying to refrain from retweeting every single viral Moodeng post because there are just so many. Search the hashtag and you will see thousands of posts with millions of views each. It’s a phenomenon. I think this moist thai baby hippo goes a lot higher.

ALL EYEZ ON MOODENG

It just takes ONE ultra diehard no-fucks-given bagworker who never gives up and goes hard all day every day never sleeps rarely eats, spams everyone’s DMs, rallies the troops, and spreads their grand vision to the masses to run something to billions.

Ok thank you Meteora. I think sol and its ecosystem may be headed to zero now. Three extremely extractive launches in a row. I can’t imagine a more bearish series of events. We basically have the leaders of the ecosystem acting like Sahil on steroids.

The most hilarious outcome is “Nigger Murad” becoming bigger than Murad lmao

MOODENG IS MY NORTHERN STAR. SHARE FOR FAT HIPPO ABUNDANCE. AFFIRM.

Someone give me a CA to a 10k mc coin I can share on the timeline. This feels like the right time.

Effective form of flirtation

Housecoin started from zero and was picked up in a few trench chats at 15k. Many many degens aped and then jeeted under 300k. Many more degens aped and jeeted sub 1 mil. Many more degens aped my call at 700k and took their X’s. Many more degens aped 5 mil and sold at 13 mil. Many more degens aped the retrace to 2.5 mil and sold the ATH. Many more degens aped the breakout and sold when Ansem called etc etc etc. It’s quite possibly the most organic coin we’ve seen in a long time. I shared in many chats and I barely know anyone who held their full bag because of how long the chart ranged and how organic this was. Zero KOLs got supply or allo. Very few supported Housecoin to begin with because of how crazy of a vision it was. Most of the holders are hardcore bagworkers and that’s why this is so special. So anytime you see anyone bitching about “bundled” or “KOLs” just know it’s cope over having missed it with zero facts. The higher coins go, the more cope and ugliness emerges on CT. People you thought were friends show themselves to be snakes. It is the way it is. I lost a few friends when I was bullposting Moodeng from 2 mil to 700 mil, already lost a few on House, and likely will lose more sometime in the future as Housecoin goes higher (it will).

So do all of you guys living in Dubai just not do drugs? Like you’re all straight edge or you risking getting your hands chopped off or what?

Faze Bank’s mom died. That’s real news. That actually happened. And I’ve seen people saying the foulest most fucked up shit to him. The hate towards people who are famous/ doxxed/ etc is just beyond fucked up. Let it go. If you actually have so much hate and anger in your heart that you need to attack people - focus that rage on people who actually deserve it. Seriously never seen such heartless fucked up behavior. I pray no one here ever has to go through that.

We will tokenize and profit on every single thing you create for as long as you live and give you nothing. You will die poor as we profit on your blood, sweat, and tears. Elon is on our side. God is on our side. Kind regards peasant.

Just be kind bros. You never know what people are going through. Just be good vibes, it’s the better way to live your life.

Ok guys we are NEVER giving ZachXBT money ever again lmao. I don’t ever want to see another one of these tokens. Guy can’t even fire off a tweet saying “thanks” or offering any reassurance after being gifted millions. Unparalleled entitlement.

Guys I’m gonna be real - so far my biggest mistake this cycle - at least in this very moment, is that most of my port is in sol. My strategy has been stacking sol. Never been much of a macro guy. Just buying high volume memes/ cults/ cool stuff. It’s worked out for me really well and no matter what happens I’m grateful and free. I’ve come a long way. But it’s been a little rough watching this blood in the last few days. Prior to now this strategy has worked very well for me, sol has continued to go up, I think I’ve just been taken off guard with this clusterfuck series of events in the last few days. I also think this situation with Meteora/ Hayden/ etc has the potential to be a much bigger issue than some are anticipating. Hearing terms like Black swan being thrown around. If this goes as deep as it seems I can’t see how that doesn’t because a much bigger issue - but alas - these decisions are not my usual skillset. Would love to hear some opinions/ advice/ input here. (ILY)

Ok guys hear me out….

MOODENG IS MORE THAN A HIPPO, ITS A MOVEMENT. THE GREAT GENERATIONAL WEALTH TRANSFER IS UPON US. PURE, SIMPLE HIPPONOMICS. FINANCIAL, PHILOSOPHICAL, SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION. MOODENG. AFFIRM.

We really should all be rooting for @stoolpresidente to succeed. One of the richest, most famous people in the world decided to appeal to CT and put his blood sweat and tears into creating something- we should embrace it. Obviously it’s been a bit messy along the way. I was pissed his first day, but he more than redeemed himself for any mishaps once he got behind Jailstool- and since then he’s been a legend. He’s figuring it out and doing his best to appease the crypto bros. We want Portnoy to succeed because his success will make our space more succesful. There’s zero reason to be pissed at him or want him to fail - and imo it’s self destructive to do so.

I’m sorry but you are all delusional if you think CZ - one of the richest people in the world, the richest person in crypto, worth many many billions- just got out of prison, launches a perp DEX meant to be his answer to the new crypto landscape, his rival to Hyperliquid, the new BNB type obsession in his life where he owns 90% of the supply, ISN’T in control, or this move downward ISN’T intentional/ or isn’t market making. You are delusional if you think this man isn’t going to scam pump this back past ATH. What is he even going to do for the rest of the cycle? lmao. You think this man is going to just take an L? You think he just got out of prison, went demon mode on this coin, and is fine with it being a Burj Khalifa subject to international scrutiny and mockery? Breh FOH lmao. The lower it goes the more tempted I am to just full port. It feels like CT is all wrapped up in dumb empty fud/ drama and has lost touch with reality. Maybe I’m missing something. Maybe I’m wrong. If you have strong counter arguments lmk. I have done very little DD- this is more me expressing my incredulity at the whole situation and most of all the braindead petty commentary. Biases aside this is so silly bros fr lmao.

MOODENG SOLDIERS, ASSEMBLE FOR THE ASCENSION. WE SHALL RIDE THIS SLIMY FAT HIPPO TO GLORY- TO THE GATES OF ABUNDANCE 🦛✨🦛✨🦛✨

$JUP just hit an ATL and is going to zero because the leaders extracted hundreds of millions of dollars, destroyed our ecosystem, and have taken zero steps to resolve it. Hayden, @hellochow @weremeow etc just sitting on 100 mil of other people’s money without a care in the world- no updates or actionable plans. Just hoping we all forget.

Realistically can we somehow send @HalieyWelchX to jail? Surely there’s a way

Ok so why am I bullish on Useless? I think Useless has the potential to be a 500 mil plus play and usher forth the Bonkaissance. Prior to now imo LetsBonk still hasn’t had real cults. Just my opinion but - every launch pad goes through the early stages where the memes are themed like the platform. Base memes blue, base in the name etc. bonk - hosico/ cats/ dogs/ animated/ etc. Launchpads with poor creative vision never graduate beyond this phase. The leaders don’t see the difference and so they stifle/ ignore real creativity and it all stays the same. This is where Pumpfun thrived/ excelled/ dominated. They put the focus on the proper plays. So with Useless we have the first real culture coin imo. One that is entirely authentic and not contrived. Bullish on whatever platform it would emerge from. If people max bid Useless and build it into a 9 fig plus cult meme coin then LetsBonk will carve out significant mindshare. Yes this could have been said about any memecoin on LetsBonk, but that would be missing the point. This is the first actually good artistic, powerful, memetic, memecoin which can and will generate unique impactful culture on LetsBonk. Will that happen? No idea. But if I was a Bonk holder and I wanted this platform to succeed. If I wanted Bonk to go up, I would be going all fucking out right now because Useless ironically is the most useful memecoin to establish mindshare. Part of what makes it good is how dynamic it is and how many levels there are to it. On the surface it’s “useless” which is retarded and great. The higher it goes the more hilarious and retarded it becomes - the more attention it generates - this allows for the attention economy flywheel and media and your parents/ friends/ etc to discuss it. But it also has an underlying ethos of nihilism - apathy - it’s ALL useless. It’s existential. So there’s a deeper philosophical undercurrent which allows for some intellectual type shi. But imo the best part is that there is already an entire subgenre of memes that this lends itself to: Useless memes/ useless objects/ anti humor: etc etc etc. There are many many subcultures which are “nihilistic” and directly or indirectly perfectly fit this meme. So there’s many ways the “cult”/ culture can be expanded here. Many creative people who already resonate with the culture. The cult already exists - it just needs to be redirected. Also it’s nice lore that this came from BonkGuy’s tweet. It’s a powerful genesis. If he should become the next roaring kitty then that’s pretty elite. Anyways, I had a metric fuckton of confluence on this which is why I shared. My apologies for the extremely soft shill at 2 mil instead of my usual thesis from the rip, but I think in the near future, whether 2 mil or 20 mil there won’t be a whole lot of difference. I think this goes a lot higher.

MOODENG ON MY MIND. ALL DAY EVERY DAY HIPPOMAXXING.

Ok this is some of the most legendary bagworking I’ve ever seen in my life LOL

Ok guys can we just admit that independent of its history/ associations this shirt goes hard? Like that’s a dope T-shirt lmao.

If you are willing to sacrifice your entire social life and lock in for 1-3 years straight, lose all your money and make it back a few times, and are capable of enduring the mental strain of it all- then I highly recommend entering crypto

No one can convince me Elon isn’t in the trenches with us. I simply refuse to believe otherwise rofl

Moodeng is all encompassing. A great massive vortex of preciousness and abundance. Moodeng shall consume your life, your mind, your essence. This hippo shall be all you know and you will come to know peace. Sell your car, sell your tv, sell your wife and your kids. Moodeng shall provide abundance for all of her worshippers, and all shall be worshippers. There is no alternative. There is no second best. MOODENG AFFIRM.

Imo Ansem helping Ye launch a coin would be positive for the trenches. By far, the most fair celeb coin to launch was $MOTHER - the one coin Ansem helped with. Iggy has nowhere near the level of star power or artistic ability as Ye and her coin went to 250 mil. Ye is an artistic genius and the master of the attention economy. If Ansem helps him understand the realm of crypto, so that his creative vision is tailored to our space - then this could actually be something spectacular. The ethos of crypto is also all about freedom / lack of censorship- it’s the Wild West- which is exactly Kanye’s vibe. Kanye coming here could mean a long term form of investment/ interest in helping this space succeed. This might end up being bigger than just a coin. This might end up being a massive net positive for us all. At this point after all the mess we’ve seen, Ansem is the only person I trust to give guidance on this. He’s already made it. He has no need to extract. He’s continued to show an interest in helping people in our space regardless of the lack of benefit to him. I actually think this could be really cool and positive. I’m hyped and optimistic.

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDD

Fascinating to look back on the OG Bitcoin bagworkers. People forget it was once a memecoin too.

MOODENG IS AN EVOLUTION OF FINANCE- A TECHNOLOGICAL REVOLUTION.

Binance listing $TRUMP on perps must be treated as an attack on the USA from the Chinese. We must mobilize the infantry. This is a call for war.

🚨BREAKING🚨 IRAN STRIKES BACK. NEW YORK CITY DECIMATED BY A NUCLEAR STRIKE. WW3 HAS BEGUN

Wow. Chill guy creator fuds and then 5 mins later Elon Musk retweets a Chill Guy post. You cannot convince me he is not in the trenches. Best KOL ever lol.

I’ve decided that no matter how big my account gets, no matter how much influence I should ever get, no matter how much hate I should get later, I will forever gamble on kewl memes and schizo bullpost them as hardcore as I can. You are all stuck with me forever sry.

Aped into “Deal With It” $DEAL here- and am betting on a second leg for $LAUNCHCOIN as well. Ryder Ripps is behind it. A lot of people don’t know this but he’s actually the artist/ creator behind those iconic glasses. We see them every day here. They’ve been featured by Elon and in pretty much every major meme ever made. It’s massive. The reason I like it is because it’s on Launchcoin and imo has the potential to bring a whole second wave/ new meta to this platform. I envision it as a kind of “internet cultural business” - ICB for short?(let’s see if I can make a new phrase stick bros haha) Imo there’s a real chance with Launchcoin’s revenue model to empower a new kind of Web3/ crypto business - one for artists and creatives in which their marketing is fueled by a kind of flywheel. The taxes go to expanding the brand. I’ve wondered when we would see cryptocurrencies properly weaponize the potential as form of marketing. Anyways could be cool. Don’t have crazy targets for you here sorry bros haha. Not my usual feverishly bullish post just because it’s pretty uncertain and experimental. I just think it goes UP from here and is a dope idea. Taking a stab at this for a potential new meta and cultural shift felt solid.

You know a memecoin will be succesful when the holders have some intrinsic connection to the content and are just having fun regardless of PA

A KOL is a person who gets paid to post stuff. I buy my own bags therefore I am not a KOL. I am super KEWL (Key Encouragement & Wealth Leader)

THE GOLDEN HIPPO RUN IS UPON US. MOODENG CHARGING TO GLORY- FULL SPRINT, NO MERCY, TOTAL CAPITALIST DOMINATION.

Ok guys $MLG prolly going to 500 mil - 1 bil. It’s a PVE play imo. Faze Banks is one of the largest streamers on the planet making it his mission to send this. He has an army of other extremely famous streamers who can help him. All of them have buku money. The meme is elite. Content and community great. It’s getting comparisons to Mog/ SPX etc which I think is accurate. Cult vibes but video game/ nostalgia themed. giga - culture coin for fitness spx - cultrue coin for tradfi mlg - culture coin for gamers It just has the feeling of something that can be a momentous cultural explosion in memecoins. It’s also a welcome change in pace now that Ai coins have become more scammy in the new year. It’s really simple. If Faze Banks and his crew decide to put all of their energy into sending a meme coin to billions - with their reach and exposure and money- they can do it imo. That’s my gamble. I aped just to be a part of it even tho I’m late it just feels dumb not to have a bag tbh. This is about as solid as the RR will get this late in the game. Bid around 100 mil, cut if it falls below. Godspeed

Work for your bags so hard people start thinking you’re the dev

MOODENG CANNOT BE STOPPED BY ANY MAGNITUDE OF PVP. SHE IS A FABULOUS SPECTACLE. HIPPOMAXXING HIGHER. MAXIMUM HIPPO ENGAGED. MOODENG ASCENSION. AFFIRM

Ethereum = Useless XRP = Useless BNB = Useless Cardano = Useless Tron = Useless Sui = Useless Chainlink = Useless Avalanche = Useless Stellar = Useless Hyperliquid = Useless Hedera = Useless UNUS SED LEO = Useless Bitcoin Cash = Useless Toncoin = Useless Litecoin = Useless Polkadot = Useless Monero = Useless Pi = Useless Bitget Token = Useless Uniswap = Useless Bittensor = Useless Aave = Useless NEAR Protocol = Useless Aptos = Useless OKB = Useless Ethereum Classic = Useless Ondo = Useless Kaspa = Useless Internet Computer = Useless OFFICIAL TRUMP = Useless Cronos = Useless GateToken = Useless VeChain = Useless Render = Useless Matic = Useless Mantle = Useless Ethena = Useless Filecoin = Useless Arbitrum = Useless Celestia = Useless ASI = Useless Algorand = Useless Worldcoin = Useless Cosmos = Useless Jupiter = Useless KuCoin Token = Useless Story = Useless Sonic = Useless Maker = Useless Stacks = Useless Flare = Useless Injective = Useless The Graph = Useless Optimism = Useless XDC Network = Useless Quant = Useless Immutable = Useless Sei = Useless DeXe = Useless EOS = Useless Virtuals Protocol = Useless Walrus = Useless Ethereum Name Service = Useless FLOKI = Useless Tether Gold = Useless Lido DAO = Useless The Sandbox = Useless Raydium = Useless Four = Useless PAX Gold = Useless Theta Network = Useless Nexo = Useless Curve DAO Token = Useless Gala = Useless IOTA = Useless Core = Useless JasmyCoin = Useless Bitcoin SV = Useless PancakeSwap = Useless Helium = Useless DeepBook Protocol = Useless Kaia = Useless Jito = Useless Decentraland = Useless Movement = Useless Flow = Useless BitTorrent = Useless Onyxcoin = Useless AB = Useless Solayer = Useless Useless = priceless

Some coins are top tier blue chips, they just haven’t been discovered yet. Once they are uplifted to their rightful positions amongst the greats, it will have been so obvious in hindsight.

First off brother, no matter what happens you’re going to be fine. You made that money, you can make it again. Dont get tilted. Your progress in this space isn’t measured by how much money you’ve made like people think, it’s measured by your experience. You can make it back. It might seem like a lot but relative to your experience which led to your profit - it’s not. Dont stress it and just be chill and remember you’re in the most profitable industry in the world. But wouldn’t hurt to drum up the whole “whoops I’m stupid and aped my life savings into a coin called stupid” angle and maybe people send it back haha (Fr bros send this back for him plz) Good luck and Godspeed ser

I will shill a coin from zero to billions this cycle. That’s my dream- and I will accomplish it. Came close with Moodeng (called at 2 mil and it topped at 730 mil). I think Housecoin could be the one. God willing the stars align.

Fuck Mindbath/ $ZEN / @9th This guy @9th is straight up farming the whole space. It isn’t up for debate. It’s plain as day, irrefutable. This guy is a scammer. First he spends weeks teasing this project and letting everyone get farmed to death. People asked him to clarify the terms of launch so that others wouldn’t lose money- he refused. Then FINALLY launch comes and instead of giving the CA and protecting people he YET again gives some cryptic bullshit. A coin called $ZEN launches and pumps hard. Heavily bundled. Clearly pumped in part by the dev to bring eyes on it (zero notable holders.) Then the “real” $ZEN comes out minutes later and the first one gets sent to zero, bundles sold, etc. Farmed. How did the dev of the first $ZEN know what the name would be? Because it’s the same dev. It’s the same guy farming the shit out everyone. There’s no other explanation. I understand we have a tolerance for scammers in this space but ffs have some standards and send this shit to zero along with this guys rep.

WE SHALL MAKE THIS MAN WEALTHY BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS. SUCK IT DAVE. NEXT TIME DONT RUGPULL AND STEAL EVERYONES MONEY 10000 TIMES

Sometimes you have to realign your targets when the narrative grows and shifts. It’s not the same thing as succumbing to euphoria, it’s adapting. My targets are higher now than they were at the start and I’m confident they are higher due to logic rather than emotion. Billions is realistic imo

Ty homie but my true transactions are way way way messier than this. Transactions from multiple wallets/ sending supply to like 15 diff people/ paying 20k for content/ posters etc. it’s hard to fully explain or capture my transactions - but I have about 2% and that’s all the matters tbh. Very grateful. Jobs not finished tho.

I’m going to start shilling more coins. I don’t shill enough coins. That’s the main issue here.