You’d be out of a job if they didn’t

wtf is this I’m obsessed

I humbly accept

you'll make it back once sexy red releases a coin, i'm sure of it

Wrote a new song it’s called ProJared

Only 90’s kids remember that Keemstar, leafy, and gradeA were the original James, Tati, and jeffree

This woman, for some reason, supported me when I had $100 in my bank account and even let me borrow her credit card to buy an iMac so I could learn how to edit. Real ones are hard to find, feeling blessed.

Bollywood > Hollywood nitter.app/_forest_seeker_/status…

How to properly clean a wireless Mac keyboard

this dude rolls up on your girl at a party and tries to sell her a deck of Magic the Gathering cards wyd?

Sure i’ll just stop editing for an hour while I’m working to hit a deadline bc this piece of shit mouse is unusable while it’s charging. 200 IQ design

chatGPT tldr

The fuck? I must have missed something. Do women get payed less Adsense than men? Is something hindering you from making better content to get yourself back on that list? Oh I get it, you’re just bitter your falling off and are screaming “gender inequality” where there is none.

He passed the test

Still in disbelief we’ve cultivated a culture where we now have to hide dislikes to protect a small minority of of weak individuals, meanwhile sacrificing an incredibly useful metric for filtering out completely shit user generated content which is approximately 99% of all of it.

Just finished a tutorial on how to properly crop photos but I’m still learning

by proxy of pewdiepie unfollowing everyone but BTS that means he unfollowed mrbeast and that is the most epic anime betrayal in existence

If I see you wearing this you’re getting choke slammed there is no exceptions

Let’s be honest, it sealed shut when you put “feminist gender goblin” in your bio.

a bold strategy cotton

tfw when your dad tells you he’ll be back with 100k then comes home with 25 😭😩

holy shit Brie Larson does not mess around when it comes to having fun

Hot take but almost every dude I know over the age of 30(myself included) says shit like this from time to time *in their private life* and it (usually) has nothing to do with actual negative feelings about gay people. In addition to an expletive, it’s used often in an affectionate manor towards a friend or someone you trust… it’s a word that was just common vocabulary for those of us growing up pre internet, that has now been policed into hibernation. Obviously this word can be used in a demeaning, homophobic way toward someone in an effort to belittle them for their sexuality(this I condemn), but most of the people I’ve known in my life that have or do use it casually, do not care at all about your sexuality. I expect some people, especially younger generations, will not understand this at all and will probably think I’m homophobic for even mentioning this…. but it’s just the truth of it. Now I expect everyone will come out in a frenzy trying to skewer Doug for being homophobic, when in reality, I’d wager he really has no ill will in his heart for gay people. His biggest mistake here is pretending like this never happens in private, because now he just sounds like a liar and there is nothing sadder than watching someone fold like a lawn chair at the first sign of mob pressure. Just my 2c

rich people are so fucking dumb

YouTube in two tweets.

so guys we did it

lol

This is it. Everyone worried about climate change and who's allowed to own a gun while some dude in China whips up a batch of bat soup and 3 weeks later we're all fuckin dead.

I’ll never forget the time I ate an edible and talked w Austin for an hour about how to properly clean a fish tank

It’s heart breaking watching the 9 year olds slowly realizing their life is a lie

some insight into the recent podcast clip of @MrBeast circulating, from someone who was there

there's a new sheriff in town

“Mixed-weight relationship” lmaooooo

If @pewdiepie's thoughts were a song.

Fuck UMG. With every single fuck I can muster inside of my battered soul, fuck these greedy corporate cunts.

I ever see you out in public eating soup with a phone spoon you’re gonna catch these mother fuckin hands

This needs to be handled @TeamYouTube @YouTube. UMG has been systematically abusing your copyright system for months with absolutely no recourse. It’s becoming more and more blatant, and you guys sit by and do nothing. Step the fuck up.

Genuinely devastated Logan Paul wants to suck dick for a month this has set the lgbt community back 100 years I hope we can write enough articles to make sure everyone who needs a digital safe space has one.

Reason #487 to take care of health. Imagine your baby is about to die and this is the fucking pathetic performance you put up? Couldn’t be me.

This is what’s showing on my phone not sure what it means?

Presented with no comment

Tate has plenty of good takes, they are just overshadowed by him being a piece of shit in many respects.

Just showed my 3y/o pewdiepie’s cocomelon diss track and he looked up at me and said “Dad, this was hilarious and topical, cocomelon is an evil algorithm machine meant to brainwash children so parents don’t have to do their job.” Then we embraced as tears ran down our faces.

Tomato Mafia City

Yo why is Jason Seaman not trending rn? My guy had a student roll into class with two guns rdy to pop off and he immediately whipped a basketball at his head and tackled and disarmed him while taking 3 bullets himself. Fucking absolute legend.

Took my son @QuackityHQ to the youtuber ballgame 😭

VICE shitting on Chapelle’s Netflix special is a good indication it’s actually funny

Alinity sucks no doubt but calling this animal abuse is a fuckin stretch that cat is absolutely fine I seen cats jump off shit 3 times as high as that willingly and not miss a beat y’all need to chill. Thanks for listening and rip my mentions

Huge up to @MrBeastYT for pulling off such a big event, I’m fortunate to have been a part of it... can’t wait for the video to drop. 👏🏻👏🏻

Listen, I'm a nice guy I was happy to take 25k so I didn't have to watch other grown men physically snap and break down into tears.

Anyone that contributed to "cancelling" Jenna Marbles can choke on a dick and rot in hell. I don't know her at all but shes one of the few genuine people on youtube and i'm sick of mobs of woke morons screaming for the scalp of obviously decent people bc decade old indiscretions

Honestly my wig can’t take it I can’t withstand anymore snatching

When one of the most populated countries in the world can’t handle a youtuber diss track 😂😭 Happy to see censorship is still thriving on the other side of the world.

Exciting announcement

Welp, looks like sister is about to get brofisted

My earliest memory is when I shot out of my dads dick hole and beat 15 million of my siblings in a Uterus Battle Royale

I just woke up to Logan Paul getting throat fucked on my timeline so Merry Christmas to me I guess

2008 Leon was lit

How to be an LA influencer in two pictures

“Systemic ableism” I wish you would systemically shut the fuck up.

𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕦𝕓𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖: do you believe in god like: yes comment: no edit: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES 😊😊😊

👏🏻 STUFFING 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BEST 👏🏻 THANKSGIVING 👏🏻 FOOD 👏🏻 DONT 👏🏻 @ 👏🏻 ME.

I’m late but watching Elon Musk die laughing at the dead deer meme is the best thing I’ve watched in over a year

like... they edited that and left it in. truly remarkable

Barber: yo what you want? Ninja: i want to win a women's World Cup Barber: say no more

solid technique, execution needs work 7/10 nitter.app/Observer_1984/status/1…

If you wait for more than 15 minutes in line for fast food hype your life is meaningless

Call me crazy, but I'm not sure it was her changing relationship with food that was responsible for the weight loss 🤔

I value Valentine's Day b/c it separates the men from the simps. simps: -buy roses, cards, and chocolates -"i love you babe" -gestures of kindness men: -buy a veiny strap-on and let her dry peg you by candlelight after dinner while she watches reruns of Modern Family

I just asked my wife if she was aware of the Area 51 Raid, assuming she had to be, and she responded with “no” then legitimately asked me what Area 51 was. How is it possible to make it into your third year of marriage w/o knowing this about your partner? Calling my lawyer.

holy fuck is this gonna be on steam?

the holy trinity

sorry to break this news to you but your history teacher is a fuckin idiot

Because he’s the fuckin President of the country I live in, it literally infers nothing about me personally or politically. I’ve seen a lot of people recently using this as some sort of influencer shaming tactic and it’s the dumbest shit I can possibly imagine. Get a life.

Andrew Tate in the metaverse nitter.app/10inchbrian/status/155…

the ball knockers stays up until the Mormon's stop knocking

Hey Larz, you’re a loser. Keep on chasing clout by doing every dumb fuck challenge that comes along like every basic bitch lemming on the internet and one day you might get enough likes to fill the emptiness in your heart. Probably not though.

gg humanity, we have peaked. better hold on tight for the landslide that is everything after this masterpiece

Thank you gabbie I am now no longer afraid to post my nudes, I am free

My wife surprised me with this cake last night... she must know it takes forever to get your play button so she got me a superior one that was also edible and is also now in my stomach so I guess I’ll still request the real one.

Today’s the day. Woke up to this message from my wife... pressures on 😂

I’d eat a covid popsicle sooner than I’d put one of these things on

“MeNtAl hEaLtH” lol pLz FoLlOW mE This shit is the worst side effect of a new generation of kids being raised in a clout obsessed culture where intrinsic self worth is directly linked to external vanity metrics. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

It’s important to celebrate milestones

✅Male ✅Tomato Red ✅Extremely-Sexual Tell me about it sis

"i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat." - Abraham Lincoln during The Gettysburg Address

alright she’s off the hook for the fake death

Just finished The Irishman, it was an absolute delight. The performances, the pacing, the storytelling - in a word; MAJESTIC. However, the lack of female mob bosses was alarming. It's 2019 and Scorsese is showing his age by floundering to make a good movie instead of a woke one.

Married the love of his life and hit 100 million subs within a few days of each other this truly is an epic gamer moment for @pewdiepie, congratulations to the legend 👊🏻👊🏻

hahahahaha, I just wanted to watch a ninja VOD and I get hardcore Russian penetration instead I need to speak to a manager

Feels nice to sit down

cardi b: "he nutted on my butt i said i'm glad that you came, if that n**** had a twin i would let him run the train" youtube: hell yea #1 trending and monetized every normal youtuber ever: "sex.... lol" youtube: demonetized and age restricted we want to create a safe experie-

Oh Jesus Christ the poor thing can’t even wolf down a dozen donuts at her local bakery without feeling paranoid people are staring at her how does she go on living? Imagine how delusional you’d have to be to make this video. “This account’s tweets are protected” Yea, no shit.

“CNN,” a once respected media outlet who has driven itself into the ground the last several years, is facing a wave of angry tweets because it writes dumb fucking articles and could encourage copycat shit journalism.