SSGoodGirl@USSGoodGirl

California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*

 California, USA
Joined April 2009
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Windy AF here today and the stroller rolled away… Thank god a man catches the stroller before anything bad happens to this lady’s baby. 😱
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Replying to @ShannonTheDude
Why is he pregnant?
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Happy 100th Birthday, Grams 🥰
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Replying to @TheFigen_
Me squeezing through that space….

ALT Fat Cat Stuck GIF

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Replying to @macrotargeting
You don’t forget the year your child died, this I can assure you.
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Has anyone ever seen the two of them together?
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My beautiful Grams is in heaven now. 🙏🏼 1924-2024
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Replying to @EllenBarkin
Thinking you’re better than half of the people in America is exactly how this happened, you dumb bish.
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Replying to @nypost
Disgusting.
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Replying to @oldguy_steve
Another original tweet that I haven’t seen a hundred times before. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Replying to @joncoopertweets
So boring you can’t stop talking about either of them lol 😂
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I made a Pineapple Upside Down cake… Smash or Pass?
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Replying to @POTUS46Archive @POTUS
Is your boat named China or Ukraine?
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Replying to @barstoolsports
Hey I always did that with my kids too!
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Replying to @thedesertginger
No one ever took it from you, dumb ass.
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Replying to @jemelehill
So it’s ok for 72% of black guys to support Kamala because she’s “black”, but it’s not ok for 64% of white guys to support Trump? Lol what a joke.
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Replying to @atensnut
No lol 😂 they just needed an excuse to get him back to Delaware.
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Smash or pass?
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At least they’ll be born.
Katie Hill@KatieHill4CA
3 May 2022
Hard to believe that girls being born today will have fewer rights than those born fifty years ago.
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I would go to a baseball game for this….
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Replying to @PageSix
He missed his prison boyfriends.
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I can’t…. lol 😂
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Oh I’m making these!
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Omg lol 😂
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Replying to @nypost
Doing more than one guy every day of the year doesn’t sound too picky.
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Replying to @_elkue
What are these “trash cans” that you speak of?
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💯🙌🏼
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“Dumb as a Rock” Kamala 😂🤣🤣
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Replying to @nypost
Only 10 times? That’s not a lot.
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Replying to @RyanShead @Riley_Gaines_
New rule: if you have a penis you need to leave women’s sports alone.
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Replying to @scottastronaut
Omg yes
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Replying to @Sarcasmcat24
lol what’s going on here? 😂
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Replying to @WhiteBreadTexan

ALT Bingo Cousin Eddie GIF
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A Chuck Schumer cheeseburger.
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Replying to @ianmiles
Last I checked, Trump isn’t the one turning off cameras and slow rolling the counts and cheating.
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Meet the two idiots who chased the squirrel into the dryer vent. 😑
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
Lol remember when you told us we couldn’t gather with our families for Christmas? And we said fuck you and did it anyways.
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Replying to @SteveGuest
I see- it’s wrong to joke about an island being garbage but it’s fine to call American Trump supporters garbage.
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Replying to @yashar
He doesn’t need to be alive for that.
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Replying to @nypost
Nobody gives a fuck what experts think about it.
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
I don’t care how old my kids are… they spray me like that, they’re going down.
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He’s so real for this 🤣
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Replying to @rawsalerts
Start the Ferris wheel.
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Happy 98th birthday to my Grams! 💕
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Replying to @nypost
Jimmy going to outlive his hospice nurses.
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Who wants to go halfsies with me on a nuke?
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Oh no…… lol 🤣
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Replying to @MMFlint @soulcycle
The bikes just cheered.
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Replying to @POTUS46Archive @POTUS
Fixed it for you.
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Replying to @MonicaLewinsky
That’s called a ratio, and you earned those. 😀
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He’s the first man in history to be raised by every culture God ever invented.
RNC Research

Biden Is What Happens When Chronic Liar Meets Cognitive Decline

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Replying to @acnewsitics
Is that the amount the Mexican slaves get paid? No wonder you don’t want to let them go.
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Replying to @perlmutations
We’ve heard this one before, Ron 😂
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If I send you Bee Gees music will we still be friends?
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I can still hear this…. 🤣
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I hope your two brain cells will meet each other some day.
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Replying to @Jerusalem_Post
So “Don’t…” was actually “Go ahead…”
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Replying to @Benedicta_Bee
She’s so lucky he was!
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Pizza in a cast iron skillet.
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Replying to @mlstrat
The TL continued the story lol
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
And you’re probably at the French Laundry meeting your Grindr date in the bathroom.
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Salmon patties…. Smash or pass?
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Deer crossing
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What you really want at Olive Garden:
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Replying to @AOC
Wow. You are just a liar.
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Replying to @davidhogg111
Can he even fit under a car?
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Replying to @LevineJonathan @JackOsbourne
Lol the vanity in LA never takes a pause. 😂
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Today it’s been 20 years since I lost my daughter to cancer. Every year is rough, but this one seems even more so. 💔
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Replying to @MayorOfLA
It wasn’t so long ago that you all forbid any kids from going to the park, the beach, and school. Spare us the pearl clutching.
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Gross! Who adds raisins to their roast raccoon??
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Replying to @ericswalwell
“Heard by no one….” Unlike the fart heard round the world by the guy who banged a Chinese spy. Probably farted on her too.
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Replying to @JamesTate121
Well they’re all dead so I’m sure they will be voting for Kamala.
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Replying to @Mike_Pence
Now I know he’s a horrible choice 🤦🏻‍♀️
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A puzzle for people you hate.
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Replying to @dallasdemocrats
I only have two of these, but they are all welcome to share.
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Replying to @JesseKellyDC
Lol the way the sarcasm flies over everyone’s head 😂
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This is true 😂
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Replying to @_kutesylilulu @Dodgers
“Let” 😂
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Replying to @AOC
Why aren’t you concerned about the border anymore?
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Replying to @arianajasmine__
Because that petition doesn’t mean 💩
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Replying to @serlaunchalot @welder_jack2
Sir, these are the Coneheads.
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Replying to @EndWokeness
Snape is black and gay now?
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Replying to @KeithOlbermann
Hey that’s the lady that was at Chelsea Clinton’s wedding!
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Replying to @DefiantLs
He literally looks like a fossil fuel.
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Planet Fitness 😂🤣🤣🤣

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I could do that 🤗
The Figen
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Replying to @nosoupforgeorge
Calm down, Make America Great Again is not hate lol
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Replying to @theserfstv
“I have a vagina” 😭
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Replying to @unlimited_ls
Great look @Ford . Harassing an elderly man for watching the news.
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Me two.
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Replying to @GovPressOffice
Stfu lol you wanna be Donald Trump so bad.
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Farting and telling your wife to see if she can smell it is NOT a Covid test!!
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Replying to @nypost
lol no one is carding that 😂
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Replying to @PolymarketSport
You don’t need a bag to hide a dildo.
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This little man keeps showing up at my mom’s door….
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My mom has an entire raccoon family living at her place and she keeps feeding them lol 😂 This is the leader:
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Replying to @yashar
How about the ones who are mean to Barron Trump?
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Replying to @rawsalerts
Sorry guys.
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Every. Single. Time.
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What a King lol 😂
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