Netflix - Everybody Calm Down / Comedy Central / BBC / ABC / Comedian and world class Idiot...
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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This guy has been my best friend in comedy for 10+ years. Today he is charged in court for a JOKE!
I cannot express how much this hurts me deeply, seeing my country take comedians seriously while laughing at our politicians.
I'm proud to stand by Rizal van Geyzel
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The job of a comedian is to hold a mirror to society with the TRUTH.
If you're offended by the truth, then maybe you need a mirror in your life.
Sekian.
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Seeing DAP being the bigger person for the sake of unity and the country, yet still being blamed for everything.
#semuasalahDAP
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How something like this can be celebrated?
This is why I am persistent in doing comedy in English, so that I'm not complicit to this shit.
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Be proud of Malaysians who excel in their field, be proud of Malaysians who create new stuff, be proud of Malaysians who work hard to achieve the impossible.
Be proud of Malaysians.
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The worst part about this whole situation is that everyone is calling her a comedian.
She did ONE open mic!
Seesh.
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The MCO was particularly tough for live performers,
But now I’m really happy that Malaysia’s longest running comedy club is back in business!
Syabas YB #ParlimenMalaysia
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With racial protests in the US and our current Deputy Minister openly inciting racially charged views, should we not uphold true unity by treating ALL races equally in this country?
Treat Malaysians as Malaysians. #unity #malaysian
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My wife has a PhD in Stem Cell Research Ethics and is one of the very few ethicists in Malaysia.
Intelligence is incredibly sexy in a person and you should never lower your self for someone else.
If someone is intimidated by that, it really sounds like a you problem.
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12 years ago today I started stand up comedy.
I've come a long way from then, I've been on TV, traveled the world, done festivals, I've been on Netflix and just completed my solo tour of Malaysia, for the first time.
12 years ago I never thought I'd be here, but here I am.
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What is with all these people having millions of Ringgits stashed at home while I only have RM56.95 in my bank accounts.
#embarrassing #newmalaysia
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22kgs lost but still a long way to go. I have been so happy with this transformation of mood and basic movement.
Everyone should look up Coach Luke Lango if you want to change your life.
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If we go to a restaurant and I decide to suddenly strip naked and teabag your orange juice, would you then demand the restaurant close down?
Not Crackhouse’s fault: top comedians dismayed at DBKL shuttering club thevibes.com/articles/news/6…
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Didn't we have a DPM who was a woman? I wonder what happened...
Oh yeah, nevermind, carry on...
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We have come to a point where politicians are not even pretending to be good anymore.
How lah like that?
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By the way this is the full version at 5 minutes.
instagram.com/tv/CAWiyAjnIm9…
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Selalunya saya beli nasi lemak dapat 1 muka surat Harian Metro PERCUMA
Dapatkan nasi lemak PERCUMA dengan setiap pembelian akhbar Harian Metro!
#HMHM #RasaiBeritaSebenar #HarianMetro
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I love how Awani panel is slowly changing its tone to a pro BN tone to a "F*&k BN" tone as they go on....
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Can we please get all our Tabung Harapan money back please?
#NotMyPM
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Funny story:
I was in Singapore doing a show, and I was trying to get in the venue, and the couple in front of me goes "I hope this Kavin guy is funny"
I said, "I heard he's hilarious, I know cause I'm sleeping with his wife".
They tuned back and gave me a dirty look.
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I did my best... maybe not up to mark, but I'm here to learn doing stand-up in a whole new language #MLM2016
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I'm just gonna watch one episode of Indian Matchmaking, I'm sure I won't even make it 10 minutes.
At episode 5: WTF Aparna!
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Your SPM results do not have much influence in your life. I did quite well in my SPM but look at me now, I do fart jokes for money and adoration.
I've also known some who didn't do well at all, but now are very successful in their lives. It's what you do with it that counts
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Best roast received so far:
"You have the fashion sence of someone who just got off a 12hour flight"
My life has been changed!
@RyanMatjeraie
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We, the "friends" of @DrJasonLeong will be part of this unity comedy show.
Although we do not agree with @DrJasonLeong policy, but to be in power, we will put aside our difference after his "apology".
Sekian.
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In the mamak, "kau ilhamku" starts playing on the radio...
Instinctively asked the waiter:
"Last call ah?"
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I'm trying to figure out what Samantha James was trying to say and I think I figured it out guys....
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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You have to exercise your right, even if you don't exercise your body.
: #StandUpMY #StandUpMalaysia #StandUp4MY #DontLetMalaysiaSink
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I remember going to his show before I became a comedian, and I realised what a performer he was. I laughed so hard while others struggled to understand him. He was the definition of niche. You could say he's one of the reason I became a performer.
Rest in power, sir.
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We need to be objective.
Yes, I agree that publicly acknowledging our economic fallacies will cause a dip in the markets and reduce investment in Malaysia.
But wouldn't you rather have an honest government that in the long run will build more trust?
Big picture!
#newmalaysia
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So I just found out, that the site letterboxd.com had listed the best Netflix specials and I made the list at 78 (at least I made the list)
I am just so humbled that I made a list with these legends
If you want to see the list : letterboxd.com/speedracer120…
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"Is there a doctor in the house? This man is having a heart attack!"
"I am a doctor, I'll give him CPR next Monday. He'll be fine."
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This is the correct way to write this story.
Now free in Australia, Nur Sajat eager to rebuild business & join Malaysian diaspora malaymail.com/news/malaysia/…
I caught up with her on:
• what's next for her in 🇦🇺
• what actually happened in 🇹🇭
• what's up with JAIS that pushed her to seek asylum
• hope for 🏳️🌈 here
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It's easy for one to say if you are dissatisfied, stop using them. It may very well be about affordability and choice. It's not as easy as I don't like them and I'll just pay more.
Paying less does not have to mean I don't get what is promised
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"Keluarga Malaysia" is really starting to sound like "we are a family in the workplace" kinda red flag vibe.
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Listen.
50% off with a maximum of RM 8 and minimum spend of RM 16 is RM 8 off lah....
Dafuq you say 50% off? Just be honest can or not?
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If you're wondering why my beard is sparkly on netflix... It's that coconut oil shine on 4k...
Beard.On
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YOU 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 IN 👏 JAIL 👏
Selamat Ulang Tahun Kelahiran Datuk Seri @NajibRazak
Moga sentiasa diberi kesihatan yang baik.
#AWANInews
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The look on their face was like "what the f**k"
I laugh to myself and get in to the venue.
When I got on stage, the look on this couples face like "oh, I just got it"
They came up to me after and told me that they thought I was a weirdo.
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So there's talk about a war between Singapore and Malaysia.
No! It's not possible.
Most of Singapore's missiles are in Malaysia. What are they going to do, throw their iPad at us?
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All those "I am here to help, look at these picture of me helping" posts is so damn cringe.
Want to help, help lah, no need advertise.
Ass.
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I don't see where the problem is.
Najib will lose everything if bankruptcy proceedings allowed, says lawyer
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2… thestar.com.my/news/nation/2…
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This shows that we laugh at our politicians but take our comedians seriously.
But seriously guys, if only the people in power are put to the same scrutiny that we comedians are, the world would be a better place.
Ini okay ke tak Encik Kavin Jay? Are the words used to show "you are lower than me" macam Encik terangkan dalam video tu?
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The comments on this is why Malaysia will go nowhere.
I pay my tax. In fact I paid the 15% tax when they asked me to. That doesn't mean I can't speak about the injustice that it is.
Read comments here: m.facebook.com/story.php?sto…
m.malaysiakini.com/hiburan/6…
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Last night I has a terrible show. I was overconfident on my ability, but I panicked when I got on stage and I stumbled and my plan (didn't prepare enough also) went out if the window.
Felt like my first year of open mic again. I felt bad, but I'm back on stage tonight.
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My debut comedy album, LET'S GET READY TO GRUMBLE!, will be out on Spotify, Apple & other major streaming platforms on June 12th, 2020. Pre-save my comedy album here - lnk.bio/9yi9
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a social comedian, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if ur "laughter is the best medicine" helps
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a DJ to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if asking them to “put your fucking hands up" helps
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This is just a silly decision. The venue had no control over what they did and now is punished
The venue did everything they can, yet the perpetrator us out there still spewing YT videos.
For once, do the right thing.
JUST IN
@CrackhouseKL's operations will be suspended temporarily, following a viral video of a woman allegedly insulting Islam during an open mic session.
"The actions in the video are a clear violation and insult towards the Islam religion," said @jalaluddinalias.
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Would you choose your lawyer based on their mastery of language or the LAW?
#Court #Knowledge
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So much love from the world after the special, I am truly humbled... Thank you so much for watching guys...
#everybodycalmdown #kavinjay
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Then why you took over the government with racial sentiment?
Also, your party has a race requirement.
You're throwing mixed signals NGL.
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How is it that small independent artist such as myself is put in the same bracket as Sunway Group or TGV? Also, you say that the tax is to the audience and not the production, our margins are made even slimmer because we know our audience are also struggling.
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Supporting #ManUtd is like having an deadbeat dad.
They give you enough hope to look forward to, and then they, without fail, will disappoint you.
Sigh.
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Satire is a mirror to society.
Politics is a mirror slamming in the face of society.
Fikirkanlah.
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I go to bank to ask for loan:
"Sorry you earn to little, we can't help you!"
I go to government to ask for money:
"Sorry, you earn too much, we can't help you!"
Cock lah!
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You don't find a jodoh to complete you, if you are incomplete yourself, then no other can do that for you.
Stop using others to solve your issue.
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Please help me understand this race over merit policy in Malaysia...
I'm sorry I wasn't born a certain race, believe me... It really wasn't my fault.
#EndRacism #meritoverrace
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Did a press conference for my tour yesterday, it was a weird feeling to have attention, I'll never get used to that... But yeah, tour starts in August, tickets out on TGV cinemas now!
tgv.com.my
#GoForAngerMgmt #KavinsAngryTour
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I've been doing comedy for 15 years, but this...
THIS is gold standard in comedy right here.
I need to quit.
MP concerned soap operas giving Tan Sris, Datuks a bad name malaysiakini.com/news/594908
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