The most fraudulent top 100 NA Faceit has ever seen.
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Im a fucking bot, wonder what I fucking did to become this shit and what I’m paying for, fuck my fucking life
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I'm introducing a new tech called: "Being nice to your Faceit pug teammates"
I've gotten to ~3750 elo through implementing this idea while having mediocre stats, and I think it's a highly transferable skill from me to anyone else
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All this cheating could be solved by preemptively banning certain people accused of cheating by high-level or high-profile players, then forcing them to do the ropz treatment or stream w/ handcam and webcam facing setup to receive an unban
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Your ELO is where you deserve to be. NA pugs have people who speak English competently and are friendly. NA CS is on the upswing.
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banned for a week for unsportsmanlike conduct and verbal abuse i will be downloading valorant in the meantime and being even more toxic on there
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Chinese NA ADV team had a player banned for "smurfing" lol. Two teams lost to them this season, F5 Esports and Green Tea Party. Should see if they can get those overturned.
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Its gotten to the point where if something bad happens in my daily life I'll say "unlucky" and "well played"
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I really wish I could be with all the cool kids from NACS twitter at the major right now... fuck my broke chungus life...
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Need to use the molly after theyve ran thru my smoke and milked me with flashes for 4 seconds before blaming the ebox player for not comming the rush, duh
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Got poached by an ADV team and made my debut. 85 ADR, teammates are insane shooters and I even have a Ukrainian import for my very professional IGL to turn into s1mple. GGs. I am now a role player. My team moves to 3-4 after the dub and I move to 1-0 in ADV.
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Happy to see that NikoXXX is proving himself to NOT be cheating through queueing with a sub-100 game player who is tracking through walls in highlights! So happy to see a vibrant and thriving South America CS community.
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Five days ago I was 3600 elo. Now, I am 3100. But I won 100 dollars in the Liquid Cash Cup with @kbeazythegod @s3rumCS @cobalt_cs and @revampzz_t , so we're up.
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IDEA: Faceit Overwatch. Why isn't this done? I'm sure if you're worried about manipulation there can be a reason, but you can implement streamer mode for the matchroom perhaps? Idk...
All this cheating could be solved by preemptively banning certain people accused of cheating by high-level or high-profile players, then forcing them to do the ropz treatment or stream w/ handcam and webcam facing setup to receive an unban
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I also need to remember that I only hit 3000 elo for the first ever 4 months ago. I'm older than most who still play, but it's only been a short period that I've been even relatively close to the top. It hasn't even been two full months since I first got into FPL on elo.
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MADE PLAYOFFS IN MAIN. I PLAYED EXCELLENT. THE 2K ELO RANDOM WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND WHO I BROUGHT IN IS THE CARRY NOW.
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Lost again in advanced. Wish I could just play the game well and not be a bot. Wonder how I can farm pugs and only lose in league. Stats were decent, at least (95 adr 20 frags)
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Went back to my old main roster I realized that I could not hang in Advanced and I am a noob stomper.
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Lost 200 elo yesterday. In the majority of my games, I had an enemy duo or trio queue full executing a site every single round. Insufferable.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHAT
Dust2.us Eagle Masters Series issues bans to Luigi's Mansion due to Radar Hacking in qualifiers
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I remember playing Slooky like 6 months ago when I was like 2.5k elo and thinking "man he just knows when to shift out of Palace every single round, even through smokes" and wondering if when I was 3k elo I would also know.
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This shit is so funny because everyone knows I do NOT deserve 3.6k elo rn including me but Darwin blessed me with great teammates every time.
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Dropped 90 ADR and lost 13-11 after a sick comeback failed last round... contemplating why I even exist and whether I'm even a player with any potential.
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Not your fault. 2 lifegames versus you, insanely tough swing tounds on train. Then locked out on inferno. Just rough.
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A subset of this technique directed at players in slumps might be called "not flaming your bottom frag", as usually being yelled at forces players to make poor decisions. Therefore, if one is nice to underperforming teammates, they might later recover and excel in crucial rounds!
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Went full tilt on the hltv forums EU cs fans are utter cringe and should all be forced to work hard labor #truths
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When I get to be 30 imma tell allthe newgen cs players that driftzz would've been NA's savior if he hadnt gotten into a tragic car accident.
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Once again won the Liquid Clash Cup with a mix team, thank you to @s3rumCS @kbeazythegod @fArtCS2 and 1ben. Clean 2-0 in the finals.
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I've come to the conclusion that summer CS is awful and horrid and I overheat really easily
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The best way to know you've found a good team is to measure the amount of insta reel grenade lineups and youtube short setups that you see in the groupchat. FACT.
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I think flaming people in your pugs demonstrates that you're in touch with the community tbh
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1-2 vs Zomblers. 12-16 Train, 13-11 Dust2, 11-13 Mirage. Unfortunate, I had some key rounds but I didn't play up to my standard consistently. I took time getting into the game every map, and that's unacceptable. Need to be shooting back the entire time.
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Lost 13-10 on Mirage after sleeping through the pistol. We choked our lead and I couldn't perform under pressure. The map feels so small when you're losing. 90 ADR but does it really matter? No. Rounds matter.
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I don't know if people realize how important aura is. Zywho is just... boring. He does everything right, but nothing beautifully.
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2500 elo shitties are no longer going to be able to be hidden on A site 😛😛😛
‼️ Ancient A Site changes: you can no longer see Main from Temple!
(credit to @MmX_A_ for the screenshot)
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Hello Slooky. i am small american child interested in matchfixing. can u send telegram so i can throw games for monies?
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I don't make fpl because of my ban. I think. During the American major too, I couldve botted out in front of so many more pros!! oh well
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Sometimes I wish I could just win. All I ever seem to do is fail and lose and end up back where I started.
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I wonder how many people from the Raidboss 5v5 servers/ Raidboss 10mans are still around playing CS
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I don't even feel like playing cs but I don't feel like doing anything else and webtoon manwha updates in an hr and 30 so I guess my unemployed ass is gonna q
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I'm actually so washed. I think I had a dream where I had a negative faceit k/d last 30 but I'm wondering if I'll logon tonight to realize thats just a part of my sick twisted reality...
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