The most fraudulent top 100 NA Faceit has ever seen.

Im a fucking bot, wonder what I fucking did to become this shit and what I’m paying for, fuck my fucking life
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How the randoms in my faceit pugs are moving
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I'm introducing a new tech called: "Being nice to your Faceit pug teammates" I've gotten to ~3750 elo through implementing this idea while having mediocre stats, and I think it's a highly transferable skill from me to anyone else
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Any reply to this?
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All this cheating could be solved by preemptively banning certain people accused of cheating by high-level or high-profile players, then forcing them to do the ropz treatment or stream w/ handcam and webcam facing setup to receive an unban
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Every american pugger got that one Ukrainian they're tight with ☝🏻
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Your ELO is where you deserve to be. NA pugs have people who speak English competently and are friendly. NA CS is on the upswing.
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banned for a week for unsportsmanlike conduct and verbal abuse i will be downloading valorant in the meantime and being even more toxic on there
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Chinese NA ADV team had a player banned for "smurfing" lol. Two teams lost to them this season, F5 Esports and Green Tea Party. Should see if they can get those overturned.
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I need to play more pugs. That's the solution.
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Replying to @semphisss
As expected, a high-iq and balanced, reasonable take from Mr. Semphis
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Its gotten to the point where if something bad happens in my daily life I'll say "unlucky" and "well played"
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I really wish I could be with all the cool kids from NACS twitter at the major right now... fuck my broke chungus life...
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Replying to @C0J0M0
Need to use the molly after theyve ran thru my smoke and milked me with flashes for 4 seconds before blaming the ebox player for not comming the rush, duh
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Got poached by an ADV team and made my debut. 85 ADR, teammates are insane shooters and I even have a Ukrainian import for my very professional IGL to turn into s1mple. GGs. I am now a role player. My team moves to 3-4 after the dub and I move to 1-0 in ADV.

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I watch my own shadowplay clips to give myself confidence
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Won my league match with 65 ADR </3

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Happy to see that NikoXXX is proving himself to NOT be cheating through queueing with a sub-100 game player who is tracking through walls in highlights! So happy to see a vibrant and thriving South America CS community.
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yeah dw i get it not a lot of people are queueing on the weekend in the afternoon
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It seems I don't even have to email support to figure out who reported me
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Five days ago I was 3600 elo. Now, I am 3100. But I won 100 dollars in the Liquid Cash Cup with @kbeazythegod @s3rumCS @cobalt_cs and @revampzz_t , so we're up.
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IDEA: Faceit Overwatch. Why isn't this done? I'm sure if you're worried about manipulation there can be a reason, but you can implement streamer mode for the matchroom perhaps? Idk...
All this cheating could be solved by preemptively banning certain people accused of cheating by high-level or high-profile players, then forcing them to do the ropz treatment or stream w/ handcam and webcam facing setup to receive an unban
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I also need to remember that I only hit 3000 elo for the first ever 4 months ago. I'm older than most who still play, but it's only been a short period that I've been even relatively close to the top. It hasn't even been two full months since I first got into FPL on elo.
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MADE PLAYOFFS IN MAIN. I PLAYED EXCELLENT. THE 2K ELO RANDOM WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND WHO I BROUGHT IN IS THE CARRY NOW.

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Lost again in advanced. Wish I could just play the game well and not be a bot. Wonder how I can farm pugs and only lose in league. Stats were decent, at least (95 adr 20 frags)
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Peak jumble is back?
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Went back to my old main roster I realized that I could not hang in Advanced and I am a noob stomper.

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No fucking way quickswitching is viable after over a decade LOOL
normal reload vs quick switch reload @CounterStrike
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Lost 200 elo yesterday. In the majority of my games, I had an enemy duo or trio queue full executing a site every single round. Insufferable.
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First game and first dub of Advanced S53 with dotstats, 13-7'd Blahaj RDUBBERS
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Replying to @GarmourCS
This is a dead region. There's no talent. No skill. Nothing.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHAT
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I MADE FPL WHILE BANNED THANK YOU GOD IS GOOD

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After 16 pugs today, I have gained one elo from where I started yesterday. Progress.
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I remember playing Slooky like 6 months ago when I was like 2.5k elo and thinking "man he just knows when to shift out of Palace every single round, even through smokes" and wondering if when I was 3k elo I would also know.
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Faceit I promise sasha usyk deserves what I said to him
I can't even fix my aching heart after the col loss by tilt spamming pugs. Fuck.
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Replying to @eutopiacs2
"My crosshair is an extension of my mind."
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Seoul vs Getting Info in ESEA elite LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Replying to @TramelCS
This is on the borderline of being bait
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This shit is so funny because everyone knows I do NOT deserve 3.6k elo rn including me but Darwin blessed me with great teammates every time.
Peak jumble is back?
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Dropped 90 ADR and lost 13-11 after a sick comeback failed last round... contemplating why I even exist and whether I'm even a player with any potential.

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Not your fault. 2 lifegames versus you, insanely tough swing tounds on train. Then locked out on inferno. Just rough.
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Holy fraud.
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-350 elo over the past three days. Yeah.
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Went -12 first game of fpl tn and then had back to back to back games of like 100 adr
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Someone teach me utility. End of Main regular season stats.
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asking for your prayers in this 0-1 main po matchup!

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Replying to @trvditions
A subset of this technique directed at players in slumps might be called "not flaming your bottom frag", as usually being yelled at forces players to make poor decisions. Therefore, if one is nice to underperforming teammates, they might later recover and excel in crucial rounds!
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Let me know who I play in playoffs already
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Did not thinking Aleph was cheating tbh.
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"It's unlucky man."
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Replying to @GarmourCS
Bro put 910 below Zywho LOOOOL
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Went full tilt on the hltv forums EU cs fans are utter cringe and should all be forced to work hard labor #truths
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When I get to be 30 imma tell allthe newgen cs players that driftzz would've been NA's savior if he hadnt gotten into a tragic car accident.
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Replying to @LionHeartz1337
There's nobody exciting in America period. We're a dead region. There's no talent.
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Unbanned in 12 hours. I will be playing drunk if m80 lose. This is a threat.
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Once again won the Liquid Clash Cup with a mix team, thank you to @s3rumCS @kbeazythegod @fArtCS2 and 1ben. Clean 2-0 in the finals.
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Time to play counterstrike for the first time in weeks! Yay!
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Just another day in the most snubbed NA pugger's life. Casual 3600 for you guys.
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As I go to bed tonight I thank the Lord Almighty that I was in FPL before Driftz
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I've come to the conclusion that summer CS is awful and horrid and I overheat really easily
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The best way to know you've found a good team is to measure the amount of insta reel grenade lineups and youtube short setups that you see in the groupchat. FACT.
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Yeah nevermind game is not for me time to hang it up lil bro bro
Time to play counterstrike for the first time in weeks! Yay!
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Replying to @LionHeartz1337
I think flaming people in your pugs demonstrates that you're in touch with the community tbh
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1-2 vs Zomblers. 12-16 Train, 13-11 Dust2, 11-13 Mirage. Unfortunate, I had some key rounds but I didn't play up to my standard consistently. I took time getting into the game every map, and that's unacceptable. Need to be shooting back the entire time.
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Lost 13-10 on Mirage after sleeping through the pistol. We choked our lead and I couldn't perform under pressure. The map feels so small when you're losing. 90 ADR but does it really matter? No. Rounds matter.

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Replying to @colinzao
Qihaowei ban </3
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I don't know if people realize how important aura is. Zywho is just... boring. He does everything right, but nothing beautifully.
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2500 elo shitties are no longer going to be able to be hidden on A site 😛😛😛
‼️ Ancient A Site changes: you can no longer see Main from Temple! (credit to @MmX_A_ for the screenshot)
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Back 3k elo time to get back to normalcy (3.4k)
I can't remember the last time I was out of Challenger (probably early this year) but I did it again :) Getting balanced to your proper elo is a fun experience
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I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the game I can't play the
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Officially in FPL before Mythic Diamond thank you Mr. Slove.
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Please unban me.
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Replying to @imslooky
Hello Slooky. i am small american child interested in matchfixing. can u send telegram so i can throw games for monies?
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Default match day
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I don't make fpl because of my ban. I think. During the American major too, I couldve botted out in front of so many more pros!! oh well
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Replying to @Ozzny_CS2
NA PRO counts from 2100 elo.. they are so bad at this game
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Sometimes I wish I could just win. All I ever seem to do is fail and lose and end up back where I started.
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Damn this girl really doesn't have a single good day huh
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I wonder how many people from the Raidboss 5v5 servers/ Raidboss 10mans are still around playing CS
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You know it's bad when you win one and want to get off so you stay up for the day.
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Replying to @fusiion_gg
Alright I'm downloading radar.
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Replying to @C0J0M0
It's tech I'm not letting them rush b
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Sick lobby
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So glad I went to church instead of waiting for faceit servers to come back up. 😀😀😀😀
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Haven't watched a game since Faze lost 👍🏻 went outside instead.
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I don't even feel like playing cs but I don't feel like doing anything else and webtoon manwha updates in an hr and 30 so I guess my unemployed ass is gonna q
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Replying to @Cumsymumsy
Cant believe that this was said
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1-0 in POs, 2-0 vs Rawkus Cawkus after they didn't reschedule.
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this region is awesome.
yeah dw i get it not a lot of people are queueing on the weekend in the afternoon
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I have clout.
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I'm putting m80 0-3
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I'm actually so washed. I think I had a dream where I had a negative faceit k/d last 30 but I'm wondering if I'll logon tonight to realize thats just a part of my sick twisted reality...
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down 200 elo on the day we go again tomorrow
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I've never seen an Elo leaderboard with less CIS Flags than right now.
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