Jimmy Shitballs@JimmyShitballs

part-time conspiracy theorist, aspiring ninja. Uncle Tom.

 Chicago, IL
Joined October 2021
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Replying to @wydbanx
Robert Downey Jr.
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Replying to @NoContextHumans
I love when my girl can throw em over her shoulder like a continental soldier.
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Replying to @apt9charlie
I know a chair hate to see him coming 😭
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Replying to @johnnyvalentin0
Sometimes the bad bitch fumbles you.
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Replying to @iHateYeahTeriq
Doesn't take long. Whole ass will be out in no time.
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Replying to @Absolunar
The man is a straight shooter. Gotta respect it.
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Replying to @taylerjanae
Forreal. I will schizo tweet into the void all day.
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Replying to @wydbaaaag
Same with dude. I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes.
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Replying to @anumunaa
You know, I sometimes underestimate how well-adjusted and normal I am.
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Replying to @thaboyjozu
I use "gutted" daily 😂
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Replying to @girlflopping
**Dick and Balls
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Replying to @JaiIpose
Forreal. Because there's no way in hell he's staying at the Hampton Inn.
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Replying to @buggirl
High risk, high reward.
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Replying to @Tyre_94
Forreal. I ain't crashing out over Maggie Gyllenhal.
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Replying to @ebonicdoll
Have you tried taking a nap ? It's kinda like that.
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Replying to @MarcSallinger
It's basically a sword fight. I see what you did there 😂
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Replying to @KennieJD
Lyrical genius and amazing story teller.
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Replying to @t_sadiity
Those are hemorrhoids big dog.
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Replying to @SizeChad
I've been voting wrong this whole time 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Replying to @JohnBummit
It's diabolical, my man is a poet.
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Replying to @jamestheeillest
She Must Be Celebrating The Fact There is No War in Ba Sing Se
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Replying to @leiifaye
Nah. First day of Christmas starts November 1st.
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Replying to @jordaansp1
And please keep them UGGs in the house if they need an alignment.
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Replying to @Peenigga1 @superkobster
We all know that cups empty.
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Replying to @Bornakang @BornAKang
Drip like a broken faucet.
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Replying to @ItsJabrone
Less is definitely not more.
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Replying to @Darius_Clucker
Babe, I'm just going out for one Kirk with the boys
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Replying to @BostonConnr
Bad day to be a patellar tendon.
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Replying to @Zazamyodor
Me:
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Replying to @t_sadiity
Job security.
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Replying to @big_yemm @Big_Yem
Sounds like a pretty chill guy.
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Replying to @_swingpool_
I've always heard gardening was super relaxing.
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Replying to @Men_Sex_Health
Sounds gay.
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Replying to @silvergelpen
I just play the waiting game. Its where I just stare at my phone and I wait for her to text back. Still waiting.
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Replying to @azithesoulster
It's the attitude of "it won't happen to me." Everything's good until it goes bad.
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Replying to @themystict
I will spend weeks avoiding tasks that will take me 10 minutes.
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Replying to @Zazamyodor
This gotta be an AI image.
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Replying to @merrittk
They don't make camera flash like they used too.
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Replying to @_swonkohw @KennieJD
He gotta freak bitch.
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I could have just hit the lotto. I'll always be down to smoke in the park 😂
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Replying to @ChiefTrumpster
Big girls don't cry.
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Replying to @GRIT0DESAUDADE
They're just making shit up at this point.
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Replying to @Whotfismick
And that would be my 13th reason
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Replying to @cityboyhamz
Forreal. I'm trying to hear that thing beatbox.
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Replying to @ohkanobii
Got those Proud Family feet
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Replying to @ANNI3_SE4L
I just always assume they are hemorrhaging debt.
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Replying to @slurwhenitalk_
Soon as I hear that shit

ALT Roman Pearce Fast And Furious2 GIF

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Replying to @ihatethiskid
And there should be at least one guy shadow boxing.
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She holds that pen like a kindergartner.
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Replying to @PercThaGoat
That bird turned into R2D2 😂
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Replying to @yurasiaaa
Wait... Some guys are getting fruit snacks ?
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Replying to @layxsnv
Straight to the head.
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Replying to @Cimeryy @Peenigga1 @superkobster
He's never beating the allegations 😭
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Replying to @stimmyaddict
Babe, I'm just going out for one Kirk with the boys
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Replying to @DailyLoud
I'm sure that murder charge wasn't the only thing getting beat.
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Replying to @thetolerantweft
Chess, not checkers.

ALT Think Use Your Head GIF

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Replying to @hardhatfever @iamnotterence @Cimeryy @Peenigga1 @superkobster
My fault.
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Replying to @soft_bb_bug
For some reason, this hurts worse than the middle finger.
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Replying to @royal_bobby24 @InternetH0F
You're thinking of watermelon
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Replying to @iamnotterence @Cimeryy @Peenigga1 @superkobster
Walking around with an empty cup is wild.
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Replying to @erewhonsmoothie
That's how I wanna be woke up everyday.
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Replying to @GURUJAHRA
Suffering from success.
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Replying to @KevinRyanComedy
Is it trash if you nickname your lumina "The Animul" because it's lumina spelled backwards.
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Replying to @saoultraente
If you're ever feeling that way, just remember you are lucky enough to be born on the only planet with beers, latinas & gambling.
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Replying to @snaxngl
I need community notes on this. This can't be real.
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Replying to @popitforpoppa
I don't half ass nothing.
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Replying to @VictorPopeJr
They definitely don't believe in color saturation.
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Replying to @therealkay0
You working night shift huh ?
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Replying to @LeArielleSimone
I think I'm just going to let the crippling depression win and catch up on some sleep.
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Replying to @dinosaurs1969
I'd kill to have a stick like that.
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Replying to @libralaur @HoesDelRondo
"what dish you bringing on Thanksgiving?" Me:
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Replying to @JAPversus
North Koreans in Russia
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Same, but 15 consecutive years.
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Replying to @parri5h_
Don't bring them out if they need an alignment
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Replying to @danghentschel
He painted his face purple right, no way white people can really turn that color?
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Nahh. We ain't doing this with Buffy. Fuck outta here.
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Replying to @lifeinchaos_
Damn bro, save some cloud tattoos for the rest of us 😭
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Replying to @lieslmao
You guys are having birthdays where you aren't suicidal ?
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Replying to @Lavaaxgrl
Sidechick at best.
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Replying to @sexafterchurch
Hope that brother is doing alright. For every dark night there's a brighter day.
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Replying to @JonOwen1 @JaiIpose
He should pay them debts then. The Italian Mob apparently don't play no shit.
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Replying to @harryc1018
I don't even know what that is. Y'all just making stuff up now.
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Replying to @thatss0ravyn
This is gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
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Replying to @lilmoike
A .38 Special
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
Nobody thinks that chick looks 12
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I'm something of a poet myself.
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Replying to @Rothmus
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Replying to @aurveil
I meannn, the subject matter is ridiculous. But those tattoos are done well 😂
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Replying to @sedzz_z
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Replying to @princxssmaddie
I've been using the same password since I was 10.
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Replying to @saurertrolli
I'm not your buddy, dude.
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Replying to @aaronrrey
Neither does dude. I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes.
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Replying to @Lavaaxgrl
Gaslighting
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Replying to @JrMoneyGetting
That's an impressive amount of piss.
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Replying to @MarkoftheGODS
Somebodys gotta get smoked.
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Replying to @Lavaaxgrl
Sidechick at best.
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Replying to @Kica333
So you're basically saying nothing can be done.
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Absolutely. I haven't watched family guy in 10+ years. This is a party baby. And parties are fun. So while the cameras are on you will make nice conversation, you will keep a drink in hand, and you will listen to and love, every bit of jazz you hear.
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Replying to @_HYPHYWIFEY
Forreal. But once that social battery is drained. See you in about 100 Business days.
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Replying to @quesadaaa_
Go off Unc.
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