| @komodile πŸ’™πŸ’¦ | You know that ice cube that falls out of the fridge late and misses your glass? That's me trying to socialize. | he/him |

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Replying to @CocchiDeer
>Can you cause a reactivity excursion with your control rod?

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They also said β€œno head coverings” which should be enough to be legally actionable if a student wants to wear a hijab or other religious clothing
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Replying to @EhudKurzweil
Still my favorite part to come out of this
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I think they mean the US unknowingly outsourced to the DPRK, likely thinking they were contracting with the ROK
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Replying to @stonewall1312
Oh no the black flag emoji's beliefs are falling apart due to material reality Devastating 😒
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Replying to @Linuxyzx
>Takes kink test >Is shocked to be asked about kink Log off bro
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With qualifications like this you best be sure to take that advice to heart
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This blew up really quick so I made a full chart. I'm lookin for new followers πŸ™
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My secret investing strategy: adding more money to the portfolio
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I love how Darwin is still black in this version Some things just cant be misinterpreted
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There is never a right time for that image
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I’ll never understand the vitriol of these comments. They provided a helpful message in a polite way. Not everyone will notice things immediately, and this person is clearly an ally trying to help them.
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Replying to @TitaniaMcGrath
What's next? Billionaires take control of YouTube? Facebook? Amazon???
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Im a college student and I've had the honor of losing $3 on the stock market
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Replying to @ARealSonOfABuck
Ah transphobia, no wonder you’re single
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I whipped this up free of charge. No need to thank me πŸ˜‰
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Replying to @Its_Agnus @lj_sam_
You are currently describing the problem this tweet aims to address
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Replying to @most_opppressed
Unpopular opinion, but this isnt good discourse. The moment we reduce ourselves to making fun of someone’s appearance, we turn legitmate clashing of ideas into pissing contests. We attack his ideas, and that’s good, but we shouldnt also ad hominem and act like the former makes up
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That's the funny thing about words. Common words can be used by bad people, but using those words yourself does not make you inherently bad. If it did, then most of the words in our language would already be tainted
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Replying to @twinkSlayer16
I genuinely couldnt tell if this was transphobic or trans post-irony
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Replying to @MostControPod
Truly a subreddit of all time
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The main difference is that we are now conscious to either contemplate the void or actively repress it until the very moment we cross the treshold
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Replying to @iggy1296 @lbrothers
Okay but tbf doing a flanking maneveur on a fucking elephant is even more impressive
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Not even their knees can come from the right angle
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Bc y'all are appropriating our terms smh
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β€œThis really seems like a problem only in america” applies to most of our problems
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Not necessarily exclusive to the Great Plains tho, I'd argue the Mexican vaqueros were just as important
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Replying to @Devon_OnEarth
I could not think of a worse country for this
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Replying to @JikiScott @Linuxyzx
Oh wait you're actually a minor what the actual fuck are you doing posting this
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OP is a Maoist therefor leftist thinking For the right wing lack of media literacy, see the rest of Twitter
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Replying to @dinosmash_69
I hate how for the longest time I thought that was 'X' as in Elon's name for Twitter
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I mean we could tell that from β€œThere are two lefts: liberal and Marxist. There has never been another leftist movement.”
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This is significantly less impactful with the last line of the previous tweet
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I support your dream, start a go fund me or smth
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Guy who majors in art history yet thinks the point of art is to make something that 'looks cool'
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It's post-ironic, everyone else in the comments is hallucinating
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Replying to @b3fv8n6
And you took this post as evidence *against* that?
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Replying to @TweetPotato314
Men will literally buy 48 x 32kg kettle balls instead of going to therapy
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Usually their argument goes 'You're assuming minorities are helpless and infatilizing them, that makes you the racist' as if recognizing material reality is somehow a slight
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Replying to @graceokelly
I was looking for a reason why and sure enough I found it
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They’re typically for people on the autistic spectrum who have trouble inferring tone specifically
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Replying to @Aella_Girl
Survey is exactly what you’d expect, red flag after red flag
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The millions of people dying of cancer each year be like

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Me explaining to my therapist how I disassociated while drawing Tony the Tiger’s nipples
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Replying to @wayneradiotv
Yea Im no Biden supporter but this is definitely a video in reverse lmao
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I guess idk what I expected from someone with the handle 'Ming Autocrat'
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Replying to @discord
A response from the Discord T&S team. Just remember kids, you can post racially-motivated terrorist content on Discord as long as you delete it after!
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I refuse to believe Peru has a boom but Australia doesn’t
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Replying to @chests
A lot of guys will shove their tongues in your asshole but kissing is too intimate for them
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I think we need to sin more and be completely unapologetic about it We must attack and dethrone god
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This is starting to sound like a lot of sodium
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Replying to @nikicaga
Most hiliarious polling result so far tho
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Replying to @DarthWittebane
Recovered this gem from the replies
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Replying to @stonewall1312
Hows that war in Israel-Palestine lookin, lmao
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Dammit you were supposed to say something stupid so we could get another ratio
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They just wanted their car back, you cant even claim insurance without a police report
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Depends on the species, if anyone can identify it
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Cowboys = Individualist libertarians Ming = Collectivist Autocracy = Opposite of libertarianism
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Everyone always dumping big info loads into him
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Replying to @sublimeslug
This is almost word for word a line from Nazi propaganda, even with the exact same amount. Smells badly of doublespeak to me. They could’ve just said β€œautistic people need special support that can be unafforable for some families” and avoided the nazi invoking.
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Replying to @Fenic_vrc @Linuxyzx
Tbf my friends and I took the bdsm test in high school Posting about it on social media just makes you a target for pedos
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Replying to @ammoisland
There’s kinda a layer of sexism to this too. Their argument is: Running an enterprise = boss Running an enterprise while being sassy = girlboss As if being a girl intrinsically means you’re sassy. It’s just propping up late century stereotypes with modern words.
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