"A family guy must be a funny guy in the moments of his life." Banner by @everydaylouie Priv is @elasticlouse
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check out my freaking strawpage!!! theres not a lot of moving parts but i put a lot of effort into making it unique, SEND ME SHIT!!!
jackeroni216.straw.page
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all this "asgore hits dess with a truck" theory talk has made me realize the TRUE ENDING to deltarune
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Incredibles 3 will open with mr incredible getting in like a brutal car accident. Just fuckin gorey and disgusting. But he’s a superhero so he’s fine it’s just really not pleasant to look at
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My ultimate "Thank You!" to the incredible #horseracetests community...
THE FULL HORSE RACE TEST ANIME OPENING!!!
@snakesandrews
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you dont know shit about fuck. heres a new "Mental Illness as paintings" for you. its called not understanding shit about horse race tests.
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Wow I love drinking coffe
It always gives me energy
Energy I use to KILL PEOPLW GRAHHHHHH
IM EVIL AND I KILL PEOPLE AND DRINK COFFEEE
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Also, that thing is NOT secured, good luck trying to get any spellcasting done while constantly checking if it’s gonna fall off.
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the only reason they didn't get an A+ is because the assignment was actually to draw a still life of an apple
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I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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The real question is how did they find the one white boy with brown short hair and glasses that DOESNT look like Scott the Woz
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how many times do you think hes confused advertisements for the next scene in a tv show
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There’s another arrow above that that says “All computer programs are controlled by a bunch of minions in your computer”
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Can’t believe they retconned Darth Vader into being a nice guy before the empire was founded
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the t in lgbt stands for theif who lives on the outskirts of society and holds a leek close to them
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I don’t really care about this one because the original was really dumb but the I might go homeless one is fucked
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Mane Ax -> Hairbrush
Brave Ax -> Toy Axe
Devilsknife -> Weird Card (Joker Playing Card)
Auto Axe -> Electric Toothbrush
Toxic Axe -> Dirty Toothbrush
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the reason is they made it so this warning pops up every time you try to go on the site
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funnily enough i actually failed quoting this one time and now everybody asks me "was the glinch there?"
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There is a difference between videos made to advertise a product than products that are based off of popular videos
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this needs one more panel of the orange guys going "why are you bending your neck like that?"
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ok am i going fucking crazy? this is just charleston o'cluck. this is not even a fucking character trope you just drew charleston o'cluck and his nephews and are acting like its a trope. this hasnt happened in any fucking media ever other than them dude. this is pissing me OFF.
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The New Norm YTP: Norm's Mug-tastic JouuoJ
#thenewnorm #thenewnormshow
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im more worried about him dying. like what if he gets hit by a bus before he finishes all the chapters?
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