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This vid is so funny bc the guy recording is trying so hard to make her look weird but shes just so good at talking to people that she makes him look like the weird one
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That email scared his ass into LOWERCASE
Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 02:03 PM EST 11/12/25
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Misleading. There is no official budget or government report showing Democrats caused a $1.5T cost.
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This guy does satire right. He never explicitly says its satire and he never breaks character. When youre watching you dont know if its real or not until you check his page and see him playing 3 other, equally insane characters. Truly a master at work.
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Like she even pulls out the ASL when asking his name bc she thought he might be hard of hearing and by the end shes talking to him like a baby lmao
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im sad
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the sad thing that happened
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Ok turns out the original vid is just a guy being legitimately nervous maybe
Still, to post this video of one of the nicest and most friendly furries ive ever seen as an attempt to dunk on the fandom is hilarious
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They had radios and shit 100 years ago why does it look like it was lost to the sands of time
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Sometimes i hear people on the street say "good dog" to their pet and i start leaking a lil
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I want the fish from megamind to tie me up and have his way with my fragile body
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No one mentioning the day or so after the blue check became a paid feature and people were impersonating brands
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Ok let me clarify, i called them the "dont say kill yourself" friend because theyre the friend i dont say that kind of thing around, not because they told me not to. Its a code switching thing, not a breaking boundaries thing. And OBVIOUSLY you dont say that to suicidal people ๐ญ
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I can only do purple im so fucking useless i cant do anything right fuck my stupid life
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I think that my addiction to my phone cost me many of my formative years and has stunted my social skills to the point where i struggle to form meaningful relationships
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WE NEED TO START BULLYING HUNG PEOPLE HELP ME BRAINSTORM INSULTS FOR THEM GUYS I GOT NOTHING
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oh no did your presidential candidate get shot at?
poor thing
in 2001 on september 11th I witnessed two airplanes fly directly into the world trade center,
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I hate to break it to you but a lot of people are still doing shit like this, you just dont get invited
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Like on one hand it has to feel good to have your art get popular, but on the other hand NOT LIKE THAT ๐ญ
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My racist uncle: America is the best country in the world because of our 2nd amendment right to bear arms
Me, hearing "bear arms" and getting so horny that i almost pass out: i yhink we should nuke iran
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Trump has found a new secretary of health
๐ฎ๐ณ This Indian Man has just been found in a cave.
Itโs alleged heโs 188 years old.
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The man is not 188 years old. This is Siyaram Baba, a well-known man in the area. He's around 110 and 120 years old.
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So many people with ฮฮ in their bios, i didnt know squid game was still that popular
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Its actually a different one. The original is doing great, i gave him a french fry :)
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Yall gotta realize theyre talking about like brad pitt and timothy chalamet not you
Japanese women on White men: nitter.app/DJBIndustries/status/1โฆ
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8 inches is a bit much where am i getting 8 inches from ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ how about a number like 3 or maybe 4 that seems more realistic
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Many engineering grads seek employment at big defense contractors like raytheon and northrop grumman, since they really pay well
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Doing pretty well! Had a bit of a cold but I'm feeling better, its a beautiful day and the sun is shining, about to go meet up with some friends
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Yeah she hasnt posted since last year either. That and the zoophile allegations probably scared her off the site for good
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OFF MY GOAT this is all uniquely animated instead of using the same 2-3 animation loops
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I want you to take a moment and think carefully about what you just wrote because it does not imply what you think it implies
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Got kicked from my debate team :(
Apparently *inflates you making you big and round* isnt a good argument :/
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