A couple got married, after 3 years, no child. Opted for IVF but with a sperms donor. Wife gave birth, child did not look like either of the couple. family started insinuating that she brought home a bastard, Husband did not answer them.
I want your most unhinged "Nigerian family lore" not the casual "my dad abandoned me when I was a baby story" I mean UNHINGED.
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Sister brought family members to couple's house to embrass and probably send the wife out. Husband sent all of them out and cut off relationship with them. Family still trying to settle and make peace but husband isn't bulging.
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Husband's sister came to their house to spend few days, asked Husband for money that she wants to start a business, Husband gave her part of the money. Sister inlaw took the money and the Husband and baby's toothbrush for DNA.Result came in, no match with husband.
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Replying to @terryikumi
So if David hadn't mention it, we wouldn't know abi
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You said some, not all. But that's what happens every time he quotes the bible. The technical crew are very alert and effective, just give them their flowers
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I thought he performed at the fundraiser, is it suppose to be a free performance?
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Replying to @IfeomaSolanke_O
Reminded me of that old video of Femi Falana and his wife in court.
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Replying to @romeocza @segalink
Your own good. My brother shouted for his daughter for singing too loud, babe just looked at him jejely and switched song to "why them come dey para, para for me". I burst laugh that day. 5 year old kid o
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Many Nigerians crying under that Trump's deportation tweet, but Our Lagos, not you Lagos is fine. May God open your understanding
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This baby should be crown queen of meme already. She has reaction for almost everything.
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Replying to @Postsubman
Bros abeg borrow me phone make me sef follow put mouth for this matter
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Same here. But they had better not use anywhere I know, don't want to be passing oshodi and imagining zombies.
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Could this be why we have gender identity issues?

ALT Idk Sassy GIF

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Ikorodu people should cancel their protest please. That place is a no go area since yesterday
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Replying to @UncleSamad_
Our parent knew about what he did then, still campaigned and voted for him, like how did they forget all he did then?
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Replying to @segalink
So we know what to threaten uncle Sega with now. Anytime he wants to defend his "jobless clients" we bring out a fork.
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Replying to @Postsubman
Which is easier? Typing "your name" or typing "the sender's name is on the screenshot".
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Replying to @YomY0m_
Mostly it's cos the mother keeps in touch with her family more than the father does with his family. Mothers take the children for visiting, family gatherings and all, but father's rarely does that, so the children bond more easily with the mother's side
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Really? If Americans carry that placard, you will cry racism
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Replying to @Elkrosmediahub
Wisdom po bi Solomon
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Replying to @yeankhar
You these "yoruba buts" are so irredeemable. You have an alternative in "daddy that doesn't sleep till like 3am cos of his love for our country" but you will rather choose a man that sends his cv. Smh
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Having kids too early and too late also has adverse effect on health
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Go and ask the Galatians
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Death sentence for drugs, rehabilitation for terrorism. Way to go Nigeria.
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Replying to @Ber97kel
You see that Ifo, them suppose beat any APC agent sef.
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Replying to @Ikemefunaaaaa
Happened to me also in 2006. Was going to unilorin for post UME, met someone in the bus, got talking, they ended up housing me for more than a year(IJMB). I don't think I can house a stranger like. Got me thinking if I can house a stranger like that now. God help us.
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Replying to @Postsubman
So its resident that will risk their live to go and safeguard your business? When you are ready, you will call on the state security you pay tax to or employ private securities or go safeguard it yourself like in the purge movie
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Replying to @mrtuscan
Channel your anger to the right source, she's not the problem. Call out your security agent, the governor, the president.
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Thank God you have the knowledge and means of sending him down there. So many children written of, cos they keep calling them "Dundee united"
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Replying to @TooSiQ
As in indomie they don't plan on eating o. They won't eat and still won't give people that will eat. And to think that people are still supporting this set of people is beyond me
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Replying to @Postsubman
What ever you do, don't step on this woman's toes. Now she want to make me wonder why they haven't marry🤔 yet.
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Replying to @mrmacaroni
So you are the one that knack our Alhaji bottle for head, What happened to oraimo cord?
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David you do this one
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Well, I'm Yoruba and I'm voting Obi
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Rogbodiyan left, right and center. Thank God I closed early.
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Paul said its better to remain alone. He never got married so according to this logic, we should remain single?
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This reminds of of that scene. Leo: Spartans, what is your profession Spartans: Ah hoo, Ah hoo
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They do o. Keke from ogudu to ojota was 50 naira before agberos changed it to 100 naira. Infact they started harassing any Keke ma that charges 50 naira.
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Replying to @arowoyin @iSlimfit
Do you plan on voting for him? Regardless of whether he will win or not?
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Please sir, boya you should leave UK and come back to Nigeria, since food is cheaper here
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The entrance door was already opened actually, they shut it back out of panic. God bless those men that swung into action
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The lives lost to banditry and killer herdsmen and the various kidnappings, what have you guys done about it?
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Replying to @sams_i
How do we join jare. We that believe prayer works are interested
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Replying to @dmightyangel
The fact that he empowered MC and agberos so much, his godfatherism, he has the final say in determining who the governor of Lagos will be even if it's against the will of the people(ambode), his present health and mental capacity. Which doesn't negates all his past achievement
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Replying to @DrOlusesan
GEJ did more than that in the north, what happened thereafter?
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Replying to @TooSiQ
As in very important o. Before they say they want to compensate someone. See me using "they" like I'm no Omo Yoruba.
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Dear Christians. We know you are going to heaven no doubt, but how many people are you taking with you? Don't be a passive christian, let your light shine
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Replying to @mrwtffacts
God just gave some people amazing talents, and there is me😡
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Replying to @Postsubman
Ask yourself what you really want. Someone that can match your libido or someone that doesn't cheat and can cook. Its not easy getting all the qualities you want in a single person.
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Replying to @segalink
But the poster just called obidients obituaries. How is she different from what she's reporting.
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Breakfast in bed Mr Michael. How are the kids
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Twitter people dey fear me Sha. All of a sudden he's Igbo, he doesn't respect Yoruba, he has an agenda. Ha, ni few days before election
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Replying to @lekankingkong
Thank you for making me laugh this much after Chelsea did their thing😂😂😂😂
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@_MitchThagod today's questions are for M.SC student, thank God I have just B.SC. make Una enjoy #mitchpoll
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Same here. And everyone in my house. And yes, we all have PVC.
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Replying to @OluAyoola7D
True meaning of Yoruba ronu.
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So Segalink isn't sensitive?
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Replying to @_MitchThagod
We use bucket latrine, sometimes shotput so my answer is not there's. Next question please. #Mitchpolls#
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Replying to @woye1
Same Asari dokubo that said he can defeat the military?
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Replying to @kusakells
Amen o. Was almost frustrated today. I just left everything and went to sleep.
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Replying to @Postsubman
His stature in 21bridges got me thinking he was into drugs, didnt know he was battling for his life.
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Thats how we roll
Who wants 20k Quote RT this tweet and get no likes or RTs in the next 2hrs. Winner gets the money ASAP.
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🎵Mc hammer, sunny T ti dode Mc hammer Omo okoro
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Brand new LG 1HP Air conditioner for sale for 230k.
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Replying to @Letter_to_Jack
I thought it was Adesua at first
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So the father will take the half that belongs to his brother and give it to him?
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Its a beautiful morning, Ikorodu people are stuck at the bus stop, but still a good day to #EndSARS
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Replying to @yeankhar
Everyone should just ignore him and make him irrelevant na. It's cos he knows people will reply him that's why he's always moving mad.
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Bag of rice here is 50k as at yesterday although egg is 2400 and water 250 as at last week
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Same here o. Learnt something new
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You have forgotten that Buhari was only able to win when he embraced Tinubu, despite the fact that he had the support of the north.
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Replying to @the_smallie
Seems I will stop opening you and Hauwa's thread in public. Always laughing like an idiot
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Replying to @Fact
So no one is entirely useless.
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They are bought against the law in Nigeria
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Even Channels and TVC did not make the cut😀😀. The rope them use tie you people strong gan
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Replying to @Miz_Fey
Your mum is so full of wisdom. May God continue to keep her marriage and children. Tell her I love her
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Replying to @channelstv
Where is Prof. Yemi Osibajo
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Obidient winning song should be "they never see me coming"
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We will definitely reap what we sow, regardless of whether we are children of God or not. But as children of God, we receive grace and mercy in the quantity of the reaping(consequence)
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I just read all the prophecies and all I can say is may God have mercy on us
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Have been making good decisions since yesterday. You people that are pouring water on your head daily don't know what God has done for you.
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Replying to @xsol_info
So he's allowed to have "infidels" as girlfriends.
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Replying to @OmoGbajaBiamila
Like even if they claim GRV is an "Ipob" and want to Igbolise" Lagos, so why must the alternative be Sanwoolu, why can't it be Jandor. Abi it's only Sanwoolu that can "yorubalise" Lagos. Foolish people that cannot campaign unless they bring disunity and confusion everywhere
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Replying to @Morris_Monye
Has to be pondei, baba can fake dying
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Replying to @LegendaryJoe
All these long thread for someone that didn't win fair and square, had to ride on tribalism, violence end threats? We are talking about democracy here, freedom to vote and be voted for.
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Replying to @JoyJayEkanem
This abeg. Don't have strength to be washing white everyday
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Replying to @MrOnu_ @Postsubman
I doubt it. There was this case one of these black judge reality show. The lady took his guy to court cos he was too perfect. Said if she's hungry at 2am, he would wake up to fix something for her. Everyone was shocked, even the judge.
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Replying to @jacksonpbn
But 2k is impressive if you ask me. As at 3 months ago, I'm not sure LP had a candidate in osun, so for them to gather 2k in about 3 month is quite impressive, and the work is still progressing.
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Pro 6:16 -19These six things does the LORD hate: yes, seven are an abomination to him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that devises wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
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Replying to @DeGentleman_
Onion juice
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Replying to @michola94
Happy birthday Michael. Long life and prosperity
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Replying to @_chisomokafor
Dapp Abiodun says hi
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Replying to @damiloded
Cultist ha hijacked it. The are shooting and destroying properties. Idiroko is no go area. We had to turn back from ogolonto
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Replying to @Morris_Monye
Will only be utter shit if a politician comes out praising him. Where was Jimi when Sega was busy helping Nigerian youths from the hands of SARS? Even you sir, where were you? Cancel him if you like but it still doesn't change the fact that he was there for people.
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