Respect Science. Building @HyacinthAudits, investing @BobaTeaCap. @Berachain Maxi. Hoosier Booster. Pokemon and One Piece expert. DM me to source you cards
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Good time to review this and set 2026 goals:
- wasn't able to achieve this but invested in my first property this year
- haven't moved in with my girlfriend yet but we plan on doing that this year
- did this multiple times this year
- wasn't able to do this RIP
- not sure if I got to 100k but if I didn't it was definitely above 80k donated so I'll call that a win
2026 goals:
- Make 7 figures off Pokemon and One Piece
- Learn a new language
- Buy at least 2 new guns including my first AR
- Triple @HyacinthAudits revenue year over year
2025 goals:
- buy 5 properties to rent/start a real estate business
- settle down and move in with a significant other (buy a place together)
- travel somewhere I've never been
- get my composite lift up from 500 to 650+
- donate another 6 figures to the causes I care about
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Trump launching his coin on Shabbat when Jews can't buy has to be the most anti-Semitic thing he's ever done
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My brother passed away a little over 6 months ago, and I just found his old grinder that I gave him in high school. Turns out he left me a grinder full of weed before he passed. Thanks for one last gift Xander :)
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Brother I'm Jewish and made tens of thousands of dollars off $JEWS last night
If you think an offensive ticker is gonna stop me from making a ton of money you'd be mistaken
ya'll are wild trading racist tokens
even more wild to do on a public blockchain where your entire transaction history can be queried and data mined
fk around and find yourself on a "racist wallet" list LMAOOOOOO
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There is down bad, there is down horrendously bad, and then there is @proofofjake_
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I’ve literally made more than $2 million from $1,300 initial in the last 6-8 weeks LMAO
You could make $2 million from $2k back in 2021
This cycle, I doubt you can make $2 million from $20k
Opportunities are much more scarce, price actions are much more brutal and predatory, this cycle
I don’t get why you are still talking like in 2021 $5 million is not enough to retire
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Hey @JupiterExchange @weremeow @kashdhanda @the rest of the Jupiter team, can you please explain how my millions of dollars in DCA volume only qualified me for tier 8 of the expert airdrop?
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The only other person who has drank this wine before, other than me, is Drake.
Thank you $boden
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GIVEAWAY ALERT!
The @fantasy_top_ team has given me some prizes to distribute to celebrate the launch of Tactics!
Three winners will each get:
- 1 free Tactic
- 10 Gold
- 2,500 FAN points
To enter, just like/rt this tweet and follow me and Fantasy! Draw in 24 hours!
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To celebrate, we will select 10 winners from participants who retweet this tweet, follow @fantasy_top_, and tag a friend in the replies.
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Using the Fantasy PFP might boost your chances! Winners will be announced in 24 hours.
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My search is over. I am the proud new owner of Bong Bear #27.
I've been stupidly bullish on Berachain, @SmokeyTheBera and co. for close to 2 years now, so it felt right to set the new all time high sale when mainnet seems close (the chain might actually be real?!)
Ooga Booga
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$BERA at these prices is a gift btw. Do you really think that Berachain is worth less than its TVL?
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NO FUCKING WAY @YOJIMBO_KING LMAO
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Took Milady out for dinner tonight.
I found love because of @MiladyMaker, what’s your project’s utility?
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Up 6 figures today
@woobsta is back
My dad is cancer free
God is good
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>Provide liquidity on BeraSwap
>Stake my LP tokens with @InfraredFinance to earn 440% APR in $iBGT
>Stake my $iBGT with @InfraredFinance to earn 770% APY in stablecoins
>Repeat
Berachain
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the $boden move up out of this range is going to be swift and violent tonight during the State of the Union address
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$50 million volume on $boden in 24 hours lmao
This is honestly utter insanity
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I chose money over happiness and even though I now have more money than I know what to do with I'm the most depressed I've ever been.
Climbing out of this hole won't be easy, but I'm posting here to keep myself accountable. Tough times don't last, I will find happiness again
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I love how this person is trying to make it seem like they live in a nice new NY apartment when in reality they are living across the river in Jersey lol
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HUGE thank you to the @berachain team for sending me this amazing care package. They even turned @itszore into a doll! Will definitely be rocking this swag at Berapalooza and hopefully many more events to come
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Girlfriend and I broke up today. Everything ended on good terms, it’s nice to have a relationship end where you can still be friends with the other person. Time to find the perfect person for me!
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Well, I've done it. My full rebase set of @BongBearsNFT is complete. My @berachain bags are fully packed now. Thank you so much to all the sellers who helped me complete my set (and for the great deals)!
.1T with haste
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Hey @coinbase unlock my funds right now to be withdrawn to my bank account or I move to Kraken this week. I’ve been a loyal customer for 4 years and actually pay my taxes unlike most people in crypto. This is ridiculous
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Bitboy really tattooed his mistress’s name on his chest.
I truly, truly, truly wish nothing but the worst for him.
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I have seen this photo circulating on the dark net, with people claiming that this is one of the side effects of the COVID vaccine.
DO NOT BELIEVE THESE LIES!!! THE VACCINE IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE!!! IN DR. FAUCI WE TRUST!!!
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$boden is at the most patriotic number possible (.1776) and you aren't max bidding????
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If you sell a coin on pump.fun that is at 95% or higher on the bonding curve, you will never see heaven and God will curse your bloodline for eternity
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My mom is part of the team that set up BlackRock's crypto fund and when I told her yesterday that their wallet had been Tornado Cash'd she had no idea what I was talking about and when I explained it to her she nearly broke down crying lmao
🌪 .@BlackRock’s new institutional crypto fund received 0.97 unsolicited ETH via Tornado Cash within hours of launching, potentially creating legal problems for the world’s largest asset manager.
✍️ by @httpsageyd
🗒 via @ArkhamIntel
🗞 Read more: bit.ly/3vkTuwC
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but is there currently a better APR on any other chain on stablecoins than the ~27% offered on @InfraredFinance?
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Everyone at @berachain is great at their jobs but @captainjack has to be @SmokeyTheBera’s best hire. Boyco would not have happened without him. Study poaching the best talent from your competitors
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I actually fumbled the best girl I’ve ever met by taking it too slow and now she’s moving back to Argentina tomorrow FUCK
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Not sure what's going to be more damaging, the list of people who scammed y'all on memecoins or the list of people who slept with Gigi
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Made it to Miami and just got my keys for my new house.
I am officially a Florida resident now
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HOLY SHIT I just realized my Bonga Bera is featured on the @berachain website.
My bera is literally priceless
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When I have retarded $ICP boomers fudding my bags, I know my bags are good.
Berachain to $100 billion
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I'm gonna wake up from my nap and $boden is going to be at $50 million.
Manifesting this
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First Thanksgiving not with my family so I had to cook a Thanksgiving meal for the first time. Think it came out pretty well! Hope everyone has a wonderful day with their family and loved ones
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My grandma fell and broke her hip last night. Please pray for her as she undergoes emergency surgery today
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California is getting hit with a hurricane and earthquake simultaneously and you don’t believe God is real?
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Steak sandwich perfectly medium rare topped with caramelized onions and a homemade chimmichurri made from herbs from my garden
It’s honestly unfair how good of a cook I am
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Look if you're going to DM me to try to invest in your company, at least have some mutuals or some point of reference for me because otherwise I'm just going to assume you're a North Korean spy.
[ ] fixes this
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My ex girlfriend saw my $boden gains and is asking me to help her set up a Phantom wallet so she can shitcoin at work.
1 billion with haste
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Just got t-boned by an illegal Hispanic woman driving home. Totally fine luckily but my car isn’t doing too hot. The mass deportations truly cannot happen fast enough
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Boyco live means @berachain launches in the next few weeks btw.
You have at most a couple weeks to fully position yourself for Berachain’s launch. Buy the NFTs, deposit to Boyco vaults (specifically @origami_fi) and get your last few testnet transactions. Your clock is ticking
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Smokey really gave me an extra $10-20k just for mogging on all the Berachain faders 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Got to see my mom and spend time with my grandma for the first time since she fell and broke her hip in October. She’s still wheelchair bound but is slowly regaining her mobility, Baruch HaShem. Treasure your time with family, especially during holidays
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2025 goals:
- buy 5 properties to rent/start a real estate business
- settle down and move in with a significant other (buy a place together)
- travel somewhere I've never been
- get my composite lift up from 500 to 650+
- donate another 6 figures to the causes I care about
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One of the last things Speeze ever said to me. Grateful for your friendship and to have known you 💔
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Today would have been my brother's 24th birthday. Tell your family members how much you love them and how much they mean to you before it's too late.
Happy birthday Xander
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"I'm sidelined and have done 0 research on Proof of Liquidity for the last 3 years so I'm going to claim Berachain has 0 tech and is a scam"
Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave
Is there any single $bera "bull" who can give me one reason berachain needs to exist or what improvement or innovation it comes with?
Why are you bullish? Defend your case. Or just admit that you're hyping it to get rich.
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Made day 2 of the $1 million guarantee Hard Rock open. 290k in my stack, nearly 15x starting stack and >50 BB to play with tomorrow. Min cash secured but aiming for the trophy
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If you’re gonna be in NYC for the Milady rave next weekend HMU if you want to come to the Seed Oil Capital after party. Activities will include harassing apes and graffitiing our insignia over ugly art
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Watching some real OGs crash out on the timeline tonight and if this ain't the bottom we're truly screwed here
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My dad is such an inspiration for me. A self made man who lost everything when he went to prison. Came back a better man, built a new company turned it into a $30 million business in 10 years.
Happy Father's Day dad, thanks for being the best dad in the world
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"Listen up, Jack! You're gonna own nothing but $boden and you'll be happy, do ya hear?"
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So far on Berachain I've:
- Found a LP that pays 87,000% APY (aped the shit out of it)
- Made 100x on the only memecoin I've purchased
Not bad!
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