Voted worst trader of the year 7 years in a row. Arbys employee. reply guy cap. I just retweet shit.
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on the copier already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous
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Hey guys come to my 1 story penthouse party tonight 😜
Ladies 💃🏼 free
Guys 🙅🏼♂️ $6000
No alcohol provided
Let's get litty 👀🤑
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Guy at the farmers market yesterday was accepting eth. Cool bro but not gonna pay a $60 tx to buy your $7 hummus
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Can we stop posting pictures of us being 20 owning houses in Texas? It's Texas, there's a reason you can afford a house there at 20
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How come ghosts seen in movies or tv or described by people are never black? #AllGhostsMatter
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He used to be a family man on Twitter. Haven’t seen him talk about his kids in like 1-2 years just partying lol
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Ive been worried about my job lately and today my boss tells me to finish up what I’m doing and come with him.
As we walked to his office I pull my phone out, ready to call my mom and let her know my life is over.
He shuts the door
I just got promoted and a raise bitches
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Every time ansem tweets I swear this is all I see nitter.app/R3TR0B4T_7525/status/1…
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I put dry ice in all the sinks today and when I got asked why I said "because it's October" and my manager took that as an acceptable excuse
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Can't believe my dad got big on the internet and got my family death threats before I did. Never saw that coming.
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$GME now at $292.00. Those of you in the old school who believe this is a bubble simply have not understood the new mathematics of the GameStop, or you did not cared enough to try. Bubbles are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm. So are corrections and all else
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*Staring at ceiling after sex
Me: you realize we're in a simulation and none of this was real, right?
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This might be the worst propaganda I’ve seen yet. Imagine if y’all spent all this money on creating/maintaining renewable energy LMAO nah just keep making commercials to push your agenda, that helps ppl more.
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I'm texting all my contacts "dayman" at 11:59 on NYE and anyone who doesn't reply with "fighter of the night man" is getting left in 2016
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My coworker last night told me that you can cough out lung cancer. It was literally so stupid I couldn't even argue with it I just said woah
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Professor paid a kid $5 to sing All about that Bass in front of the class 😂😂 @ASUConfessions
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There’s some girls I met last night studying here in Spain from ASU and two of them had their friends fly out to Barcelona to bring them Juul pods because they don’t sell them here.
I can’t think of anything more ASU
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In Arizona we don't get snow days, but when it rains no one shows up to class so it's pretty similar.
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This the best tasting glue in the game, just copped 5 packs
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member when he used to tweet about soaking all of his grocery deliveries in rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide or something and complained about the ones that got spoiled from being soaked in peroxide?
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Floor of @SCHIZO_POSTERS is changing basically on refresh. Up 60% from mint price
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My dad’s old stock trading book from the 1980’s
I see where I get my trading addiction from
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WHAT THE FUCK
SPD has arrested Jadyn Curtis (22) for the murder and sexual assault of Paulette Larwinski. We received numerous tips which lead investigators to identify Jadyn Curtis. SPD thanks the Public and our Media partners for their assistance in this case.
bit.ly/2NOMKfW
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I could buy the Virgil AF1's and have the same shoes as everyone's favorite rapper but then I'd literally have $0 left to my name
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I signed my contract today, the move is official and it’s just starting to hit how real this is. Holy shit
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My best college memory was when I broke up with a girl and she told me no one at ASU knew me so I stole all her friends and she dropped out
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Some guy tried to scam my girlfriend and I when we were looking at a house so I called him out on it and now he keeps telling me he’s contacting the spirits and they will kill us both within 3 days..
How’s your quarantine going?
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when you look at two tweets that are really similar but have been posted by two different people
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Herb Dean sliding into your girls DM’s like nitter.app/artfightclips/status/1…
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Let's all give Jason Wang a round of applause for getting his third MIC! Good job Jason, you're going places!
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Weezy F. Baby and the F is for a Friend in the diamond business, Shane Company located on Scottsdale road and Acoma one mile south of bell r
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What do ASU students do when there ISN'T a safety threat on campus?
Skip class and turn up. nitter.app/inspired_payam/status/…
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Thank you for tweeting this and creating the bottom of the day (again)
How’s that road to 1 bil going now? Don’t worry I think whales only have another 2 million dollars to drop on your heads.
$mimany
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Was checking over my old Instagram the other day and was wondering how the hell I ever had friends in high school.
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Blacked out on mill ☑️
Cracked my phone I guess ☑️
Sleep through my alarm and miss class ☑️
Today is going well
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My second most schizophrenic friend is going on a potential 2 year bender and you are bearish?
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My fiancé keeps sending me pictures of her ring and I’ve never been happier that I nailed that shit perfectly
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It may have taken two months, checking stores 3 times a day and finally a trip to 3 targets today but I finally got a switch. LETS GOO
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Had 6 people dm/text me last night to let me know that the most abusive of all of my ex’s is back in town for good. Imma win my baby back
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