Another funny interaction he had when playing yesterday:
Him: Why do I look so ugly?
Me: Wellβ¦youβre not ugly, Kris is. Theyβre like, 14 and Emo or something.
Him: Why does my mom look like that?
Me: Sheβs a goat. And sheβs kinda old.
Him: β¦take your clothes off.
Me: BRO?????
After 90 minutes of chapter 1, he called his group the lancer fan club and built the duck for the machine, Iβm crying π