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You can always tell when Trump gets fed a line from his Russian/Chinese handlers because suddenly his numbers become correct.
Trump bears an economic grudge against Taiwan and wants Taiwan to pay for US protection. He also says: “Taiwan is 9,500 miles away. It’s 68 miles away from China.”
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To Google, bandwidth is essentially free. They default to lower quality to make it start faster, which is really important when they're jamming ads at the start.
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My mom talked her way into bringing on her pasta sauce by starting to cry when they called her sauce liquid or gel
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love the idea that two Latin American countries could possibly cooperate, let alone all of them
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You just know he originally typed Les Misérables and then removed the accent for the optics
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This is why I make sure I'm always double booked for meetings (then go to neither of them)
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the actual reason is Microsoft bought them and they have been required to integrate copilot into it
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reminder of staying a very fancy hotel in London last year, asking about hiring a babysitter last minute and them saying "well it will be expensive" and then it was...less than Chicago's minimum wage
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It's going to be unendingly funny when Elon gets sold out just like every other fool who thought Trump was his friend.
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I don't see how the West catches up with this unless we award several more major contracts to Boeing.
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My personal conspiracy theory is that there actually was a ballistic missile in bound to Hawaii, it got intercepted and there was a bunch of behind the scenes shit to cover it up.
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Approximately 100% of chips are made with ASML machines (Dutch). One of the mRNA vaccines was made by BioNTech (German). 95% of smartphones use chips designed by Arm (British). All big US tech companies do a lot of their R&D inside Europe.
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white americans were the richest people on earth but they saw that non-white americans were also doing ok and that made them very mad
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Because they're doing weird accounting tricks where they're "paying" their executives like a billion dollars in stock that isn't really worth anything but allows the company to realize no profit.
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> one of the most devoutly Christian countries in Europe
> invader country that's 10% Muslim and 20% atheist
>>> guess which side the "Deus Vult" crowd prefers
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There is this weird misconception that the Arab world is only the inland parts of the Arabian Peninsula.
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TPOT told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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going to spoil the movie, but the protagonist stares into the camera at the end and says the opening is wrong: it's not that people bred themselves stupid but that they used computers too much and stopped thinking for themselves
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Their business model is selling snake oil SaaS to DoD and Trump's election essentially guarantees $10s of billions of more bullshit contracts.
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two members of NATO have kind of been at war for 50 years and ehhh you know politics are complicated
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They think it's a really clever comeback to transgender people changing their names. That's the entire thing.
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sorry I meant successfully cooperate in a way that doesn't lead to both countries failing completely
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a rocket needs to work once, an airliner needs to fly every day for 20 years and do so profitably
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I knew what it was but I never really understood it until I heard my wife on the phone with her Texas family.
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$280B could buy a pretty sick opening ceremony. Every athlete could have their own helicopter, which we could then blow up at the end.
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CTA is basically budgeting for a series of full station rebuilds because they think they can get the feds to pay for 80% of it.
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story should have been that he still worked at Sandia but they never let him work on fun projects, and then he could have lied about his meth lab by claiming he was working on something classified
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To the media, Chicago is not so much a real place as something related to the fictional setting of Dick Wolf's Chicago franchise of NBC dramas.
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"Seems like lots of different people in Ukraine."
"Yes as you can see, multiculturalism bad."
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Ah this must be the real reason all this footage is illegal in China, it shows the PLA being too nice!
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Actually it has secret guns aimed at the passengers' heads which immediately kills you when it detects an incoming collision. It's unreliable though and has many false positives. This has already killed dozens of drivers.
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