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My son, 7, has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now.
Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop.
I asked where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn't get in trouble.
I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."
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Here we go. The unthinkable is being proposed.
Unrealized capital gains tax.
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I've attempted to sell all my ETH but unfortunately I still have some left in this wallet. I will be giving 69 ETH away every day for the next 8 days to one random person who likes or retweets this.
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I did the maths
At $91,150 Bitcoin flips Saudi Aramco
At $109,650 Bitcoin flips Amazon
At $107,280 Bitcoin flips Google
At $156,700 Bitcoin flips Microsoft
At $170,900 Bitcoin flips Apple
At $179,680 Bitcoin flips NVIDEA
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In 48 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in #Bitcoin !
Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)
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BREAKING NEWS : Germany announces that BTC or ETH held for more than 1 year can be sold tax free.
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🤡🌎 The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.
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Kind of crazy that you just need to put 24 words in the right order and a decentralized network allows you access to $111 billion dollars in bitcoin.
We don’t spend enough time focused on this opportunity.
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Here’s your daily dose of 80’s Italian synth music
Rimo (Président du #GPPFS)
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In 2018, I bought 10,000,000 Cardano tokens and then completely forgot about them. I found them today when I was doing a full audit of my crypto holdings. Because I do not want to hold ADA, I will be giving all 10M of them away to one random person who likes or retweets this.
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : TRUMP EXPECTED TO DROP INCOME TAX TO 0% WITHIN DAYS ACCORDING TO FOX NEWS
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I’m calling it now. Friday night March 7th bitcoin hits $135,000 usd.
Write it down.
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She bought 900,000 Bitcoin. I wonder how she is doing today?
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Community note
This video is fake. Bitcoin launched in January 2009, and by March 15, the total supply mined was around 518,000 BTC. Making 900,000 impossible for anyone to hold. nitter.app/grok/status/19
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Caroline Ellison & SBF Conspired to Keep Bitcoin Under $20k - the question is why and for whom?
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If someone offered you 1 Bitcoin to stay alcohol-free for all of 2025 could you do it?
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Somebody is getting $10,000 in #bitcoin tomorrow (YES!)
I am happy to do it. I hope the person has 💎🙌.
It's sorta mandatory.
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UFO mania
BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : COINBASE HACK - issue is KYC. The more we KYC the more at risk the user is.
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"What if a computer nerd flipped a switch and turned off the #Bitcoin computer. Poof it would be gone."
~Dave Ramsey
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Fuck it
Reply with your Solana address
Like & RT
You have 6 hours.
Cabal 🚪
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Ok bout to pick the 10k #Bitcoin winner right now....
Let's f'n go!
Make sure you follow me so I can dm you!
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BREAKING: eBay Will Consider Adding #bitcoin Payments on March 10.
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BREAKING: THE WHALE WHO OPENED A $400 MILLION #BITCOIN SHORT IS TAKING PROFITS AND CLOSING HIS TRADE
HE’S GOING LONG BTC 🚀
We won!!!
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It cost us $450,000 to place Bitcoin on the Las Vegas sphere for 1 day.
Follow the money!
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi dumped her entire Nvidia position just a day before news of an antitrust investigation. No charges will be filed as everyone knows insider trading is only illegal if you’re not a politician.
Community note
There are no official reports of Nancy Pelosi selling or shorting NVDA in the past few days.
STOCK Act requires Congresspeople to disclose transactions within 45 days (quiverquant.com/congresstradin…) so there's no definitive data from the past few days, but there are no reports of such a transaction: quiverquant.com/congresstradin
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GM to all the Amazon Delivery drivers out there working hard every day and the strong women behind them 🍆💦
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BREAKING: Russia will treat #bitcoin as a currency. 🔥🚀🇷🇺
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : JP Morgan has tripled its internal crypto team, all while its CEO bashes #Bitcoin , stating he would "ban crypto and bitcoin if he ran the government."
This is the exact move JP Morgan used with the Gold Spot ETF to short the market.
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Someone remind why kids go to school for 8-10 hours a day in the U.S. when they can do all their work in 3 hours over zoom?
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BREAKING: BlackRock, the World’s LARGEST asset manager ($10Trillion AUM) to offer #Bitcoin trading 🐳
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BREAKING: #bitcoin ETF approval reportedly expected within 24 hours
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Advice to 23 year old me.
Get married. Have kids. Travel with the fam. Cook together. Stay close to a good friend or 3. Lift weights. Take risks. Read. Learn to tie a bow tie, a 1/2 Windsor knot and use power tools. Provide so your wife can choose to stay home with the fam.
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After much reflection dream car not acquired. I just bought more #Bitcoin. Fuck it. I’ll be rich someday I guess.
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Airbnb mortgage holders are going to default like in an unprecedented way. Sorta like 2008. It’s gonna be wild. Loan maturation blood bath.
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : FOX SAYS PRESIDENT TRUMP EXPECTED TO MAKE #BITCOIN "TAX ANNOUNCEMENT" TOMORROW
0% CAPITAL GAINS IN PLAY 🚀
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BREAKING: ~$500,000 in #Bitcoin has been donated to the Canadian truckers Honk Honk 🚚🚒🚛🛻😍
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BREAKING 🚨 NEW : 🇺🇸U.S. banks have asked the SEC for permission to store #Bitcoin
(BIS Guidance for central banks 🏦 in 2024-2025 hitting hard as well).
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : NVIDIA, the 3rd largest company in the world, to add an undisclosed amount of #bitcoin to their balance sheet, for "stability"
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Every man needs exactly 4 hobbies.
A physical one (lifting, martial arts, team sports)
A cerebral one (reading, chess, mathematics)
A creative one (music, writing, painting)
A financial one (stocks, crypto, real estate)
Commit to one of each and you will never feel lost again.
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How many times has Bill Gates been to Epstein’s island and we’re canceling Kanye West?
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I GOT THE FUCKING CALL.
There is a rumor that Trump has a plan to make not capital gains on US-issued cryptocurrencies, currently - XRP, ADA, HBAR and ALGO, tax-free.
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🚨BREAKING: MISSOURI REMOVES CAPITAL GAINS TAX ON BTC, XRP, STOCKS & REAL ESTATE — FIRST U.S. STATE TO DO IT! 🚨📜
No more capital gains tax on Bitcoin, XRP, stocks — even real estate?!
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BREAKING: Republicans are preparing to vote on a bill that would abolish the IRS and eliminate income tax.
Do you support this?
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I feel like doing some good and giving away some money today 💰💰💰!!!!
🔥Like
🔥Retweet
🔥and Follow ME!
I will pick someone randomly to give $5,000 in #Bitcoin!
(Disclaimer :v my money my way!)
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Community note
CashApp did not run out of Bitcoin. You can still purchase Bitcoin on CashApp.
cash.app/bitcoin
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🚨 BREAKING JIM CRAMER SAYS: "There is absolutely no way #bitcoin goes above $1 Million US dollars, i just don’t see it happening"
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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BLACKROCK IS BUYING BITCOIN AND PREPPING FOR ETF APPROVAL
YOU HAD YEARS.
NOW YOU HAVE TEARS 😭
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BREAKING🚨NEWS:
APPLE HAS APPROVED CRYPTO FOR IN APP PURCHASES IN THE APP STORE
THIS IS AN INSANE WIN FOR CRYPTO, EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED
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If I told you 1 #Bitcoin is going to be worth ~$300,000 on October 21st, 2021 would you pay $46,000 today? Most don’t understand this.
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Let's give away some #bitcoin!
🙏Like this tweet
🔥Retweet
🦍And Follow Me
Let's pay some bills, stack some sats, and just spread some postivity.
I'm thinking I will give away 10 MILLION SATS.
That's right, lets go - 10,000,000 sats.
Somone bout to get paid - U?
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Everytime Saylor makes a move I make a move.
It isn't the same size but damn it I am not letting him leave me behind.
Keep motivating me sir. I appreciate it! @michael_saylor
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BlackRock advises an 84.9% #Bitcoin allocation in portfolios
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My Bitcoin price target is $238,855. I arrived at this price target by googling the distance between the earth and the moon and converting it from miles to dollars.
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I went to get my haircut today. My barber has 17 Bitcoin because I told him to buy Bitcoin when it was sub $1,000.
He held the whole time.
Study #Bitcoin.
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Apparently XRP is going to be the rails that all global payments run on.
Missed that one.
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : 🇺🇸 SEC warns investors not to "FOMO" into digital assets. 😂
#Bitcoin spot ETF approved.
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The only way I know how to show my conviction for #Bitcoin is to share my “ape in” moments. BTMFD Chad energy. Added 14.71550 more BTC to my stash today.
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Tesla buys $1.5 billion in bitcoin and plans to start accepting it as payment for products
Game over.
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Someone who NEVER used crypto in his life before
Saw Trump’s post
Clicked the link
Bought some
And outperformed your last 13 years in crypto
🫵😹
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : Michael Saylor foresees a tenfold increase in #Bitcoin value within the next 12 months.🤯
That's a price of $789,000 by my maths.
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Going 50x long on $eth & $btc with $200,000,000 is crazy.
This is either a very rich degenerate or a market maker that is about to move the market in a meaningful way on the spot side OR
Simply put - this looks like insider March 7th confirmation of US SBR. Locked.
2% dip and $200,000,000 gets wiped!
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I just took 3 bitcoin, placed one in a cold wallet for each of my 3 daughter’s college funds / wedding / first home.
I feel like a responsible adult right now.
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The people that bought #bitcoin at 30k + or - yesterday are legends and I am proud af of you.
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I am asking everyone who follows me to watch this video. Take the 4 min or so and watch Warren Buffett talk about bitcoin after watching it for 15 years. Please like the video if you think #Bitcoin is winning 🏆. Thanks for taking the time to do this!
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