Web3 degen 1st. One time Ordinals Onboarder. Nothing I tweet about is legal advice, I’m a talking dino.

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The Sarlicitor Files - Chapter I. I have decided today to embark on this long-awaited journey to produce more legal content to spread awareness around this industry. We are maturing. Regulators are developing guidelines and legislation worldwide. They are actively seeking voices from within the industry to guide them. Being involved in the development of the web3 space, and providing legal advice to web3 builders in my day to day IRL job, I think Crypto Twitter would love to have an insight into the work some professionals are doing in highly regulated fields to try their utmost to push crypto forward in different jurisdictions around the world. My craft isn't perfect, and everyday is a school day in this industry. But if I can open a few people's eyes to predatory practices, shitty contracts, or the legals behind an exciting new development, I'll take that as a win. So, with that, enjoy the journey with me and hopefully you learn something along the way!
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So, as a kid I always wanted to be a pastry or dessert chef. I'm 26 now and @thebakerygg is helping me realise my dream. I'm about to get me some MOARRRRR $BUTTER

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current bags: 0 BAYC 0 Azuki 0 Crypto Punks 0 Fucks given Who should I be adding to this collection?
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
From your “dear friends”:

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It seems all 50 OGs have been airdropped their @satributes #Ordinals on Nakamoto sats! Happy to have been airdropped mine! Keep an eye out for the rest of the 50 WLs for the collection. Hint: My @punk4762 Community might or might not get some WLs. 😉
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Do you want a chance to win a COSMIC @JirasanOfficial (my pfp) for just 0.05 ETH? Current FP: 2.25 ETH. Keep your 👁️👁️ peeled, and Notifications🔔 On. It might be your lucky day.
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Leaving next year for £100m then. Bookmark this.

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Absolutely over the peepoing moon to receive this dm!! @eziowl @Its_Vman @bjv511 @WaveZ66 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 I get to have my own LIL PEEPO!!
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Came home from work and found out I had something in my Hidden...I guess it's a late birthday present! Thank you so much to everyone who vouched for me! @noahONFIREE @Tobi_Shotgun @CakeoJames @bobini22 Won't let the gang... and most importantly, Mr Orange, down!! #GASisWATCHING
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YALL WANNA SEE MY HAPE??? OBSIDIAN COAT LETS GOOOOOOOOOO #HapeReveal #HAPE
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sorry did I tell you that my hape is… THIS GUY?????
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
marko needs stoke. stoke needs marko.

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Have a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT to make fam! Will be transitioning to my new @azuki Elementals PFP. Always wanted platinum hair when I was a kid (never got it) and his skin tone and hair represents me very well. I will be building in Web3 with this from now on so don't be alarmed!
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I just made the biggest purchase of my life... a Top 7% Karafuru. Let's full send it. @KarafuruNFT #Karafuru #Furufollowfuru #furufest
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Replying to @FootyHumour
you forgot that I am able to Lyon Nice Lille Brest.
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#NewProfilePic Had to rep the new Jira instead of my beautiful nodemonke for a while! @JirasanOfficial
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CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT
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Some “Collab Managers” need to learn: - decent communication skills - manners 🤦🏽‍♂️ Highly get the sense that some of these CMs are stealing a living representing empty shells of an “alpha group” trying to just get whitelists for themselves …
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yea we’re done. Enjoy your next scam. Sincerely hope the bark team all go to jail one day.
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So... New PFP. Who dis? This is "Myspace Shroom" or now, synonymous with General Sar. (1/7)
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A year ago, I was given the privilege to mint @InscribedPepe Lil Peepos, one of the most anticipated mints at the time. Although I had to sell at a loss as I was struggling for liquid, I said I would return. I have.
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#GM to absolutely everyone and to the Ordinals gang! 🟠Shoutout to the @nodemonkes for my honorary nodemonke! Now this is a pfp. *chef’s kiss*
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So @JirasanOfficial are getting 6/7 token airdrops and its 0.5e?😂 cool. see you at 1e shortly.
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#NewProfilePic This is my end game trade. Let’s do this. @itsafwog We send this $FWOG to enlightenment.
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Even though the claim process was aids and I waited 45mins to eventually claim my tokens, extremely extremely grateful for this huge win. @MEFndn ❤️
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You saw what happened to punks and pudgies. You think there won’t be giga sweeps of @nodemonkes ? Lol okay den.
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How much is this fella worth? @jirasanofficial
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Joined the @PGodjira genesis family recently (been watching them since 2021) and even before I've had the call with @shanicucic96 I've been exposed to some insane opportunities. The direct exposure to top networkers and whales was a no brainer. On to big things this year!
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Replying to @gumsays
bro said he rather be somebody for one day than nobody for life, cool cool cool.
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Replying to @SeizeCTRL
Join me for a short but BONE-CHILLING story @SeizeCTRL @JamesonMah... The best day to kill fiat was yesterday. The next best day to kill fiat, is today. SEIZE CTRL. #FiatFuneral
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So you know @SkullxNFT has a full collection of cursed ordinals right? You also know cursed inscriptions are frozen after the jubilee today right? Okay, good. Just reminding you.
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So $FWOG just started its next leg up. It’s just. a fwog.
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They don’t want their Bored Apes anymore. They want the @BitcoinShrooms They don’t want their Bored Apes anymore. They want the @nodemonkes
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Spent the whole day as I was inspired to do this piece for @gangsterallstar Hope the team @aroundtheduang @0xInuarashi love it #GASisWATCHING (WIP pic included) #gangsterallstar
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Yo @garyvee have you heard you can now inscribe ART on BITCOIN? Get yourself a @nodemonkes before you regret and its too late.
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So @JirasanOfficial are producing exactly what you asked for - “2021 NFT bull run vibes” right in front of your eyes, in terms of FP and Community. Are you larpers going to keep larping with your blabbermouths or are you going to take action on what you asked for? 🧐
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I dont own any of these pfps (thought I do really want to) but this makes me happy idk why. $FWOG.
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It’s…. time.🥵
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GM absolutely everyone! Join me, @goatedxyz and @0x6Paths as we speak about the OG @BitcoinShrooms tomorrow at 6pm CET/7pm UK time. Any questions on #Ordinals, come up and ask! We're not encyclopaedias but we will answer with our experiences so far! nitter.app/i/spaces/1mrxmkEDBBvGy
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on god the $fwog is going so much higher😂
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I know as soon as I post this the floor will get undercut but, an achievement is an achievement nonetheless! @NFTLlama onwards and upwards💪🏽
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Dare to Dream. @shanicucic96 and @JirasanOfficial are the up and coming. But make no mistake, they’ve been around since 2021. @GordonGoner and the @BoredApeYC were once the status symbol of everything about our space. Support. Build. Take Over.
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So I have been deliberating for months to get a top tier #NFT and #Azuki has constantly stood strong in the depths of the bear. I have finally decided to join the Garden with this fella and I can't wait to see what the Garden offers! Yes, I finally pressed the buy button. !IKZ
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Just checking if #Hapefollowhape still works… Theres must be a load of new holders now. Let’s see where ya at #HAPEBEAST #HAPEBEASTGANG @HAPEsocial
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Every @nodemonkes pull back looks like a pull back for ants to me since I’ve held from 0.5btc 😂😂😂 Send Nodes.
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yo @rune_coin what’s cooking? Like really, what’s cooking?
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🍕Pizza sats are alpha.🍕
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Players who have tunnel vision on us. Absolutely the right mentality we want. Frimpong. Wirtz. Kerkez. And more.
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After selling off my @KPRVERSE mints (didn't like them), I finally have got back in today with this beauty. He's gorgeous if I do say so myself. @KPRVERSE art is solid. Cheering the team on @nggg_nft @adventure_KPR!
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Llamas really singlehandedly gave me my biggest profit in the space. Minted 1 (0.18) and bought 1 at the quick dip to 0.5. Sold one at 1.4 eth and sold the other at 4 eth. Always grateful for it @NFTLlama. Zipcys was my next biggest I think, @jimsta10 put us on that giveaway❤️
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What happened to 3Landers? 👀
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Am reading this massive @KaijuKingz announcement and I am so glad we have some founders like these. @ohDotss I fud a whole lot of rubbish, but I cannot say a bad word about the Kaijus. There's no right way to do web3, but I'd say they are pretty damn close.
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Really enjoying this AMA with @WhitelistPing and @TribePass , perfect tool for me tbh! Fair play @NFTLlama
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DID SOMEONE SAY GENERAL BANANA? @InscribedPepe @Its_Vman @WaveZ66 @0w
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#QQLcontest qql.art/token/0x75b042943aa8… @tylerxhobbs and Yayoi Kusama have something in common- dots. As a big fan of both, Tyler's QQL has allowed me to pay tribute to Yayoi's magnificant dot art. It's a proud moment using web2 Yayoi's work as inspiration for web3 Tyler's canvas!
🔴⭕QQL Contest⭕🔴 ⭕️Win a QQL Mint Pass⭕️ How to enter 1) Create QQLs on qql.art 2) Choose 1 to submit 3) QT this tweet with: - #QQLcontest - Your QQL URL - An image of your QQL 1 entry per person Cutoff 9/25 Noon CT Winners announced 9/27 FAQ on site ex:
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What does the public think? Are #Ordinals just a trend, or here to stay? 🟧🟠🟧
12% Trend, ded soon.☠️
88% Here to stay! 🟧
138 votes • Final results
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Spent the Sunday evening getting my pencils out again, this time it’s not for a WL as I already have an Oath, but ultra bullish on @lior_eth and @mutant_cartel with their #MAYC ecosystem expansion! Always wanted a mutant but hopefully I can get involved with them first! ❤️
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My recent growth has been crazy, all because I took a step and a stab in the dark to build with @punk4762 in the 4762=4762 Community and with #Azuki. Thank you absolutely everyone, I hope you have enjoyed the WL giveaways so far. SO MUCH MORE to come. Stay tuned. IKZ. 🧠
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🟠Giving away 1 PickList for @BitcoinMiners_ 🟠 1. Follow @BitcoinMiners_ and @GeneralSar 2. RT and Like this tweet 3. Tag 3 friends who you would like to take to the mines ⚒️ ⛏I will announce the random winner in 24 hours. ⛏
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Watch Overworld money rotate into conviction plays. @Pixelmon. That's the tweet.
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A whopping 138 people voted! Looks like the results are glaringly obvious! #Ordinals
What does the public think? Are #Ordinals just a trend, or here to stay? 🟧🟠🟧
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(1/x) Are we itching for a little @DigiDaigaku in our lives? Here's a thread from the Stages they had today and a recap of the fun stuff if you missed out! The thread will contain information on - Digi timeline - Digi points - Community building - alpha teased throughout?
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GM to absolutely everyone! #Azuki #IKZ
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I want you all to pronounce ORDINALS ARE DEAD loud and proud. Show me the screenshots of the low FPs. Show me the jeeting cowards panicking with their bags. Show me the market cap at all time lows. Then F off. And cope on the sidelines. 🟠.
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Happy to announce I will be doing collaborations for █████████ coming soon on ✳️. Free and fair mint. IP. Gaming. AI. The ultimate triumvirate. Who should we collab with?
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You know, I think all a lot of people want from this, is just for @elenism to say sorry instead of doing that. Stop treating people like they are dumb. 99% of us are smarter than the average, coming into this space early. You tried to grift and failed. At least, say sorry.
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So @redactedcoin are making all the noise and giving me extreme FOMO for not being able to make the flight to Singapore because I have to attend a wedding elsewhere. I’m fuming. @JirasanOfficial are easily one of the most genuine groups in the space building non-stop!
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Replying to @kurororanch
have been playing but how do I enter? connect TON wallet?
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GM everyone! Have a fantastic day, keep working, learning, building but most importantly keep having fun! (and be healthy) 🐸 #OrdinalNFTs #OrdinalsBTC #btc #ETH
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wonder what's in the oven at @PizzaArtifacts ?? Just got mine.
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Can we get to 1,000 followers today on my birthday? Appreciate all 961 of my followers ❤️ Let’s see what the NFT community can do! #NFT #NFTCommunity #nftfamily #llamafollowllama #kingzfollowkingz
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I've never been happier to spend $3100 USD on a picture. Ecstatic to be an @XCOPYART holder. I started this journey in September 2021 upset I couldn't afford a Grifter. Here I am now after closing my "full-time" NFT chapter with a piece of gold, an #XCOPY masterpiece. MAX PAIN.
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Have a BIG announcement to make! I will be part of the @QuantumORD team as Mod. See you guys in there 😉 (if you can get in👀)
The Quantum Art Realm is open! To gain access, turn on Notifications, Retweet and Tag 3 friends you want to take into the realm with you.
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What's your favourite type of #Ordinal sat? Tell me why in the comments! #BitcoinOrdinals
57% Nakamoto🕵🏼‍♂️
14% Pizza 🍕
14% Uncommon 💫
14% Palindrome 6️⃣9️⃣
21 votes • Final results
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Replying to @Xeer
brother I was ready to take notes, note pad out, pen clicked, then you pulled my pants down.
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150 years ago… Scientists documented the stages of a test subject transformation from blessed to possessed… The only difference was… it wasn’t a human… Cross-contamination of species… could it be??? Inspiration: Impidimp pokemon evolution line. #pssssdtestsubject #psssd
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Replying to @hooeem
"if you're still here. well done" Brother. Honestly, at what cost? At what cost.
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Replying to @StokeyyG2
you should watch his actual youtube channel, bars for dayssss. This is nothing compared to that😂
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
King Kev stays light blue I guess, great league for his lack of legs but range of vision imo @stayloudio $LOUD
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Firtz name on the team sheet.

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Just claimed this beauty, how slick does this look @BetaCallsHQ
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Replying to @rektober
close the short bro and breathe.
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⛏Something's rumbling in the mine this #ordinal summer...⛏ 🟧 @Ordinal_Miners 🟧
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PORTAL PRESALE IN 72 HOURS 🚀 I’m packing my bags for the $Portal presale game - are you ready?
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Even though I’ve left shrooms, you’d be foolish to think these won’t go to 5 btc and beyond. @BitcoinShrooms will forever be the ultimate collection.
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JUST FOUND OUT I WON THE POSSESSED WL IN DADS!!!! CLUTCHHHH @ThePossessedNFT #pssssdvibes cant believe it! Excited to mint!
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The UK government has just officially introduced The Property (Digital Assets) Bill which officially clarifies that digital holdings including cryptocurrency, non-fungible tokens such as digital art, and carbon credits can be considered personal property under a new category.
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Just entered the @OrdinalMaxiBiz discord... What a secretive world in there... #Ordinals

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Bit drunk rn but I’ve been away from NFTs the past two weeks to good effect… I’ve got the call and I’m about to be a ful fledged lawyer! Blockchain/NFT lawyer here I come!!!! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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*NO IP was harmed in the making of this meme. @anna_paschenko @bstsrvdbld @kajdax @MotionMarkus #WGMI #InvisibleFriends Hope you guys like the meme! I'd internally combust if mine gets picked, don't worry, I've written a will for the handing over of my WGMI and IF Nfts.
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