Footy Humour
@FootyHumour

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Joined January 2012
Harry Kane with one of the greatest post match interviews of all time
Siobhan 🇬🇬
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Pep Guardiola if he managed Manchester United
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Barca to Real Madrid, with the Saudis watching on. nitter.app/pheez25/status/1878483…
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Hansi Flick last night:
Transfer News
@TransferNews
1 Nov 2025
Lamine Yamal has announced he and Nicki Nicole have broken up, as per Diario Sport: "We simply decided to separate and that's it. Everything being said has nothing to do with us. There was no issue of infidelity."
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The best kick ever seen in football
San Jose Earthquakes
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When you see it... 😂😂 nitter.app/FbBanterPage/status/13…
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Alcohol. Cocaine. Weed. 😂
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Carlo Ancelotti vs Pep in the Champions League semi-finals
Momo🥵🇨🇦
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African countries if France didn't exist.
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If Lionel Messi was a truck driver. 🚚😂😂
Dodgers won the World Series again
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When you get full signal on your phone
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Ligue 1 finally gives the people what they want:
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That chest control 🐈😳👏
Vibes Foot
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Throwback to when Salah beat up an Everton fan and then forced him to wear a Liverpool kit.
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💀💀
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England:
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Peak male posture
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What a reply 😂🤣
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La Liga defenders when they see Mbappe trying to pull off his Ligue 1 tricks.
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Robert Lewandowski and Lamine Yamal in 2007
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His contract runs up in 2025 and he played 2 games for them, he pretty much took a sabbatical and received 200 million
Transfer News
@TransferNews
8 Sep 2024
Neymar failed his physical & medical tests. He might need up to 2 more months to be ready to play for Al Hilal.
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Messi’s wife driving him because he’s too drunk to function 😂😭😂
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BREAKING: Manchester United have offered £75m plus Harry Maguire for Frenkie De Jong. Barcelona have said that they will take £75m only.
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Ronaldo after 5 minutes of training with Fred. nitter.app/grizeldawhat/status/14…
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That touch from the bull dog. ⚽️🐶
Vibes Foot
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Pep Guardiola running to Sheikh Mansour asking him to cancel the Jack Grealish deal and bring in Lionel Messi instead
The Wire Simp
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Casemiro when he fouls Messi during the Champions League and sees Sergio Ramos coming up to fight him
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The setup for the interview:
Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFC
4 Jan 2022
A message from Romelu.
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BREAKING NEWS: Zlatan Ibrahimović has tested positive for the coronavirus. The virus has now been put into quarantine for the next 14 days.
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BREAKING: Big Sam has agreed to become interim Pope until the end of the season.
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Griezmann returning to Atletico Madrid after bankrupting Barcelona and making them lose Messi:
Man Pini
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"Harry Kane signs for PSG" Lyon that season:
Soccer Memes
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Amorim: "You know what to do?" Sesko: "No." Amorim: "Me neither. Tell Cunha I said hi!”
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She went in for a handshake and ended up playing Rock, Paper, Scissors 😭😭 nitter.app/FbBanterPage/status/14…
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The Premier League results being announced in Ghana 😭😂😭 nitter.app/i124nk8/status/1328598…
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God just scored a screamer in the away end.
Jo V. Lande (On hiatus)@JoVLande
19 Sep 2021
Cloud looks like it's telling the earth to hush
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Fabrizio has had enough 😂😭😂
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Someone needs to sign this dog 😂
House of Soccer
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Tottenham vs Man Utd this week also known as “El Sackico”
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Look at their bio 😭😭
Crystal Palace F.C.
@CPFC
29 Oct 2025
Ismaïla Sarr's last four games against Liverpool...
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Some are shouting: “The Ballon d’Or belongs to Vinicius!” Others are saying: “Rodri should take it home!” Meanwhile, Messi at home today when they announce he’s won it again:
Jacob
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Southgate: "You know what to do?" Gallagher: "No." Southgate: "Me neither. Tell Jude I said hi!”
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What have I just seen?! 🤯😱😱
ESPN FC
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Mbappe in 2030 after winning his 8th #UCL in row against Burnley.
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Real Madrid really let this guy score 2 free kicks against them. 😭😂😭
FUTEMENTALES
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If Timo Werner shot Tupac, he’d be 49 today.
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Arsenal have made Guardiola lose his mind, he's started talking to an empty chair 😭😂 nitter.app/AThekkepura/status/128…
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Sukayo Baka?
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"I'm a Man United fan so I'm half fuming" 😂😭😂
Sky Sports Football
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When your girlfriend says “It’s just a game” when your football team is losing:
🦅
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Lukaku today:
abd
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Lookman vs Leverkusen
Trunks
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😂😂😂
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If you ever feel useless just remember that Chelsea bought Lukaku two times and he flopped both times.
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Let’s all pray for an Argentina vs Colombia final in the Copa America 🙏
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Casemiro when he fouls Messi during the Champions League and sees Sergio Ramos coming up to fight him
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Takefusa Kubo scored a goal for Japan which nutmegged 4 players 😭😂🤣 nitter.app/ytlhr5151/status/14035…
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Dries Mertens’ Instagram account is too funny 😂😭😂
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Arsenal in the title race:
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Pato: “When I arrived at Chelsea, Diego was the number 9. The press were criticising him, the fans were swearing, yet he always remained calm. I asked him, ‘How do you cope with all this pressure?’ He replied, ‘Pato, I don’t understand anything. I don’t speak English.’” 🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂🤣
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Rival fans trying to mock Man Utd fans:
No Context Tom and Jerry
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Lukaku trying to score
𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱 𝘶̄𝘨𝘰̃
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Southgate’s notes during the match have been leaked
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*Spain player has the ball* Toni Kroos:
Trigger
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Rudiger to the referee 😭😭
Rk
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The cameraman who is filming the Arsenal Amazon ‘All Or Nothing’ documentary.
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Someone check on this man 😂🤣
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After the famous False 9 position in football, Harry Maguire has invented a new position called the False 5.
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My summer schedule:
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Everyone’s idol.
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God just scored a screamer in the away end.
Jo V. Lande (On hiatus)@JoVLande
19 Sep 2021
Cloud looks like it's telling the earth to hush
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The guy is playing for both teams, and he’s also watching himself from the stands 😂🤯
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Best pitch invader ever 👏😂😂 nitter.app/FootyFooIigans/status/…
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*Man United lose the ball* Wan Bissaka:
🇵🇸🇵🇱
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A flop nobody is talking about. He disappeared after 2019.
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No one: Cristiano Ronaldo's fridge:
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Benteke and Son 😂😂 nitter.app/dannyricho7/status/133…
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Throwback to when a pitch invader scored a last minute winner for York City without anyone noticing 😳
FOLLOW @FOOTYHUMOUR
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If Paul Pogba was a beer... 🍺
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We live in a world where Raphaël Varane who has won 4 Champions Leagues, 4 FIFA Club World Cups, 3 La Liga’s, 3 UEFA Super Cup’s, 3 Spanish Cups and a World Cup costs £43m and Brighton’s Ben White who won the EFL Championship player of the month for August 2019 costs £50 million.
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Spider-Man: No Trophies At Home
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Young Boys: “How are we supposed to beat Man Utd? They have Cristiano Ronaldo…” The manager: “That is where Lingard comes in.”
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What have I just seen 😭😂😭
ALM
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Why did Alexander Iwobi dab after being dribbled past by Kante?! 😭😂😂
Nebula Football
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Old Trafford when Ronaldo scores a goal:
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Man City trying to stop their players leaving this summer:
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Zlatan said it best.
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Italy’s participation in Euro 2024: nitter.app/_RadioWrestling/status…
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The best thing you’ll see today! 😂😂
Nat Hinman
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Euro 2020 Group F: France 🇫🇷 Portugal 🇵🇹 Germany 🇩🇪 Football fans:
Stay True 😮‍💨
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Even if your name is Cristiano Ronaldo, you are not above the mask law in Portugal 😂
TNT Sports BR
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The best Instagram post of the season so far. 😂🤣
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Biggest downgrade in world football:
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The Premier League. The best league in the world with the worst referees in the world.
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Neymar, Messi and Mbappe playing in Ligue 1 together for PSG next season:
Imran Khan
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Throwback to the 2010 World Cup when Emmanuel Eboué pretended to understand North Korea's tactics. 😂😂nitter.app/Football__Tweet/status…
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“Turkey are the dark horse of Euro 2020” The dark horse:
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Leaked footage of a Man Utd training session:
Doumé
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Jorginho with all the English players on the Chelsea team bus on the way to their first Premier League match
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