Happy weekend, everyone!
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Replying to @TRobinsonNewEra
Just saying.
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Replying to @AkkadSecretary
It's almost like we share a common linguistic ancestry.
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Replying to @CPSUK
Also remember you have rights under the EHCR.
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Replying to @liamgallagher
You've split up again?
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Replying to @elonmusk
Billionaire plans to block out the sun.
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Replying to @MarinaPurkiss
Then why did the dollar, crypto and the stockmarket all rise?
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Replying to @BBCNews
Would this article be written if someone didn't have a famous mum?
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In Thailand, the pox is low down on the list of monkey related problems. With monkey gang warfare often spilling on to the streets. They are theiving bastards as well. The novelty soon wears off seeing them. #mpox #monkeypox #thailand #monkeys
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Replying to @BBCNews
I heard you want your career back... Shut the f$ck up, you cant have that.
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Replying to @RupertLowe10
Breaking: all newborns to be deported.
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I got some critisism for saying that the Princess of Wales Kate Middleton's ring was present in every frame - after someone produced three images with the ring having varying degrees of visibility. Rather than looking at still frames - look at the video slowed down - then take into account the fact that the angle you are viewing the ring at changes and the effects of motion blur are present as she moves her hands - the ring is still clearly there. The video looks genuine to me - as someone who works extensively in 3d modelling, video, photo editing and AI. The conspiracy theorists are wrong about this one. #katemiddleton #conspiracy
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
Or you could use 3rd world workers and never build a sewage system
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Replying to @Cobratate
Do you not feel in the slightest complicit in this?
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Replying to @MarinaPurkiss
You clearly don't know what an alpha male is.
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Replying to @MahyarTousi
I emigrated from England and am a guest in my new nation. I would never tell them what to do or how to think. The concept is insane.
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
You are advocating for the corporatization of the final family owned food production in the uk. I thought you were a socialist?
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Replying to @JamesBlunt
I think you should change your name to "Bono is a cunt".
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Replying to @JeremyClarkson
Be careful Jeremy. This tweet might breach the verbal morality code.
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Replying to @NoContextHumans
Its not magic. Its video editing.
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
Why no grooming gang enquiry then? Why no immediate block on immigration? Always????? What is your logic?
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Replying to @Fatima_Khatun01
This is the most confused post I've ever seen. This made the news in Thailand, but neither party are white..... your account posts utter bullshit..... blocking.
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Replying to @GigaBasedDad
Attempting to unstick your balls from your leg in a high temperature environment? Am I missing something.
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Replying to @piersmorgan
It's ok to dislike Islam. The definition of phobia is an irrational fear. There are valid reasons to dislike Islam.
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Replying to @UKLabour
Your bill isn't fit for purpose. It doesn't protect the young, but it has the potential to quell decenting voices and make criminals of people for free speech. This is so dystopian. What have you done to the UK.
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Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho
The fact the pentagons are not rendered correctly tells me this is AI video. Try harder.
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
Secure the borders. We've now got Iranian terrorists planning attacks entering by boat. It's a national security risk. You know what can and has happened. You have the power to stop it. You just lack the will. No one believes anything you say. Stop the boats. With force if necessary. It's a national security risk that you are ignoring.
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Replying to @narindertweets
He was right, wasn't he.
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Replying to @TheNorfolkLion
I'm a former mortgage adviser. I am happy to answer any questions. Islamic mortgages don't have "repayments" they have "rent" technically, the mosque /imam owns the property until the final payment is made. They are inefficient.... leave you at the mercy of a Sharia court and generally not recommended unless that's what you really want. There is no Islam hack here. These mortgages are bad value for money.
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Mysterious monolith appears in leytonstone. #monolith #thetruthisoutthere #aliens
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Replying to @nypost
Who would have thought TDS would end Tenacious D
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Replying to @narindertweets
Haven't you previously tweeted about pakistani men raping young girls? And subsequently deleted then tweets? You used to agree. Didn't you?
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Replying to @piersmorgan
It might have more to do with how badly the governments implement the wishes of the people and not brexit itself. No one wants more immigration - but that is what we are getting. No one wants more taxes but that is what we are getting. The government served us an undercooked Brexit.
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Replying to @SpeechUnion
I already DMed you. I have alternative routes to contact him. He is currently offline on all comms.
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Replying to @PrabhdeepReform
Just saying.
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The dates of their luxury £20,437.28 stay? From 29th May 2024 to 13th July 2024. The first GCSE exam was on 9th May 2024, and the final one wrapped up on 19th June 2024. So, not only did Starmer’s son start exams weeks before they checked in, but his last paper was nearly a month before they checked out.
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Replying to @narindertweets
Why is gdp PER CAPITA going down as we import people? Figures clearly aren't your strong point either.
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Replying to @SkyNews
If the protesters don't turn up surely the counter protesters become the protesters? It seemed very odd to me that yesterday was quiet. Then all of a sudden 100 protests were planned. Something odd is going on here.
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Replying to @narindertweets
I live in Thailand and can't imagine complaining that everyone in a room is Thai. What divisive madness.
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Replying to @TheGriftReport
What a cunt.
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Replying to @SkyNews
Well, if you didn't give him the material........
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Replying to @narindertweets
Maybe just leave the flags up?
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Replying to @elonmusk
I get it. Man who sells solar panels promotes solar panels. Tell me, do you run your ai or data centers of solar? If not, why not?
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You weren't misrepresented. You were caught lying. Spreading misinformation..... shame on you. We all saw and heard it. You need to admit you were wrong.
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Replying to @nw_nicholas
Erm.... so how does your initial point stand? Where is the intellectual consistency?
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Replying to @BBCNews
No. VPN traffic rises massively. Poor metrics. Poor data sourcing.
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Replying to @AlanRMacLeod
Being pro palestine does not make him the legitimate government.
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Replying to @Sandford_Police
I heard he breached the Misuse of Emojis Act 2016. **The Misuse of Emojis Act of 2016** *An Act to Control Emoji Usage, Ensuring No Minority Group, Community, or Protected Class Faces Digital Criticism, Because Clearly, We Can't Trust the Public with Emojis.* **Preamble:** Whereas the Government has determined that the public's emoji misuse has led to unintended microaggressions and insensitivity; And whereas it is the Government’s duty to protect all individuals from potentially offensive digital expressions by controlling public communications; **1. Short Title:** This Act may be cited as the Misuse of Emojis Act of 2016, hereafter referred to as the "Watch Your Emojis" Act. **2. Interpretation:** (1) "Emoji" refers to any digital image or icon used to express an idea or emotion, including smiley faces, hearts, and more. (2) "Misuse" refers to any emoji usage deemed critical, sarcastic, or insensitive, not in line with the Government's commitment to inclusivity. **3. Prohibition of Critical Emojis:** (1) The "face with rolling eyes," "shrug," and "facepalm" emojis are banned when used critically toward any minority or protected class. (2) The "thumbs down" emoji is prohibited in all communications to avoid any possible disapproval. **4. Ban on Disapproving Emojis:** (1) Any emoji that could be seen as critical of any race, religion, gender identity, or sexual orientation is banned. (2) The "thinking face" emoji is banned in contexts questioning minority statements. **5. Mandatory Positive Emoji Usage:** (1) All references to minority groups must include positive emojis, such as "smiling face with heart-eyes," "rainbow," and "sparkles." (2) Non-compliance will result in warnings, sensitivity training, or loss of emoji privileges. **6. Emoji Approval Board:** (1) An Emoji Approval Board (EAB) will include representatives from every minority group. (2) The EAB will review and ban any emojis not aligning with inclusivity standards. (3) Offenders must attend a "Responsible Emoji Use" workshop. **7. Enforcement and Penalties:** (1) The Emoji Enforcement Squad (EES) will monitor digital communications to prevent minority slights. (2) Penalties for misuse range from limited emoji use to permanent bans. **8. Re-education and Rehabilitation:** (1) Offenders must attend "Inclusive Digital Communication" seminars. (2) Non-compliance will result in public essays on inclusive emoji use. **9. Closing Provisions:** (1) This Act takes effect on April 1, 2016, because strict emoji control is long overdue. (2) The Act may be expanded or tightened as necessary to ensure no one feels criticized. **Final Remark:** The Government reminds citizens that this Act is for your own good, as responsible emoji use requires official oversight. Use emojis wisely, or don't use them at all.
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Replying to @UKLabour
No one has any faith in your ability to deliver.
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Replying to @nw_nicholas
I thought it was brewed in northern England. Could be wrong. Happy to be corrected.
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Replying to @RichardBurgon
Tony Blair also did alright out of politics didn't he.
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Replying to @AvonandsomerRob
Lol. 2 Queer keir.....
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Replying to @EdKrassen
If Europe steps up, I'll be quite shocked.
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Replying to @narindertweets
When you have to walk through continental Europe to get here, you have already found a place that is safe. That is the issue.
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Replying to @SkyNews
If New York turns red, it's over.
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Replying to @AP
The Trump campaign has been weak sauce so far. Everyone can see that.
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Replying to @BBCNews
How can no 10 simultaneously claim to be smashing the gangs and things be getting worse?
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Replying to @david_r_morgan
Anonymous is not what it once was.
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It's clearly visible in every frame.
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Replying to @BBGRichie
What can they do if the government does it at a network level? It's time to get a VPN..
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Replying to @BBCWorld
Why would he come to the uk when we threatened to arrest him for tweets?
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
Why would we want to be more like Venezuela? The Government shouldn't be so fragile.
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Replying to @BritisherPaz49
If they do, I think all hell will break loose.
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Replying to @Dominos_UK
Drugs.
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Replying to @JamesPGoddard90
That actually happens on all flights to subsaharan Africa. I've experienced it. It's not air freshener. It's bug spray. To stop invasive species spreading.
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
I don't think this response is going to work. You have misjudged the room. Good luck. I hope you restore peace.
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We also cannot let your falacious comments regarding acid attacks go.
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I thought misinformation was bad?
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
They are all capitalist. Just high tax, high trust societies. Mostly. But check out malmo, its fuxkdd..
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One does not negate the other. Peados are the worst.
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The online safety act isnt fit for purpose from a technical standpoint. Your smears are shameful and will this will be remembered when it comes to the ballot box.
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Replying to @TheGriftReport
I see no punch. Just a video repeated twice so that you can engagement farm.
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Replying to @SkyNews
Keep the punches coming, elon. I'm looking forward to seeing how starmer plans to deal with this.
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I saw this before he deleted it.
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Replying to @bmay
Don't forget black-lives-matter-pool tower.
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Replying to @TerribleMaps
How to offend both parties with one map. Lol. In fairness Portugal is a lot older than Spain.
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Replying to @Conservatives
The Government's private jet. Sunak probably has a privately owned one........
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
Keir starmer is 62 and also looks older than Keanu.
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Replying to @KimDotcom
It's time to get on the run.
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
I'm surprised the Muslim community has few issues with his association with Tommy Robinson. It's all a bit odd. Isn't it?
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No one is listening to your meaningless platitudes anymore.
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Replying to @narindertweets
Not when you are criticizing someone for being shit at maths. Surely?
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Replying to @TheGriftReport
My mates had to shave their eyebrows.
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
Lol. Your meme made me laugh.
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Replying to @forallcurious
Epstein did not kill himself.
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Replying to @MikeyCycling
Cor, I bet you are fun at parties.
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Replying to @WinRAR_RARLAB
How do i pay?
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Replying to @DigitalVagrant
If they are found not guilty on the anniversary of the murders things might get spicy. Ill also expect the police to be completely demoralized. Maybe do a work to rule. No overtime etc. Lots of resignations too. They also need to get more time than people who cut down a tree.
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Replying to @DavidLammy
I've never felt Britain has been less secure. You guys are absolutely jokes.
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Replying to @Conservatives
Not economically, not military...... by what metric? Are you guys insane.
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Replying to @BBCNews
legitimate concerns regarding radical Islam are being ignored - I feel this is an inevitable consequence.
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Replying to @DarrenPlymouth
Yeah I tried that on an old photo of Diana and got the same result. This is not a good analytical tool.
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Replying to @narindertweets
Perhaps answer the question.
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Replying to @mrmarkdolan
Net zero without nuclear at that.
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
Clearly, he has a large support base. So no, i can not agree..
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I am mensa certified. What is your specific issue?
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Replying to @lowles_nick
To be fair, I watched it ages ago. It is public domain.
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Replying to @justdavenow89
Do most Brits hate Elon?
33% Yes
67% No
6,692 votes • Final results
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Replying to @ThatTimWalker
Is elon musk having an opinion a clear and present danger? Can you elaborate?
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Replying to @TheNorfolkLion
The rabbit hole goes deeper. As technically the mosque / imam / Islamic bank financier ......bought the property..... stamp duty should be paid. When the mosque / imam / Islamic bank financier hands it over technically that is 2 stamp duty transfers due. Yet they are charged once. Maybe the church of England should start offering mortgages. In that way and that way alone are Muslims treated differently in the mortgage world. Make of that what you will.
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Replying to @narindertweets
I accept Amir as fully British. If he wants to wave the flag, he should feel free to do so.
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