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Replying to @unusual_whales
Everyone to millennials: "You don't need this ladder. Imma take it with me."
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You mean, assuming they have space-time.
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Usually CBC is shilling for the Libs. Now the Libs are shilling for the CBC. They make a cute couple.
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Replying to @FP_Champagne
So oil from dictators, but not internet from Elon? Makes sense. Creating jobs in Quebec, but sticking it to Alberta. This is simply vote-buying. It's common corruption.
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The $MSTR strategy is not understood. The higher the stock goes, the more bonds Saylor sells, the more #Bitcoin MicroStrategy buys, the higher the stock goes, the more bonds Saylor sells, etc., etc... Meanwhile, #Bitcoin keeps going up, 25% YoY on average. What stops this?
Microstrategy has gone up roughly 4% for every 1% Bitcoin has gone up this year. WOW. $BTC $MSTR
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Replying to @unusual_whales
The objective here is to shed a few employees, without paying severance. Genius cost-cutting move.
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Peter Schiff has a plan to get rich: Post about #Bitcoin's success and hope @X pays him enough to keep up with #Bitcoin's gains. Good luck Peter! 🤣🤣🤣
#Bitcoin is making new highs amid growing rumors that #Trump will authorize the purchase of Bitcoin by executive order, bypassing Congress. It's very unlikely Trump would issue such an order, but if he does, there's little chance anything good will come out of his administration.
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Replying to @BillAckman
They are not looking for good policies. They are looking for ideological policies.
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Replying to @nspector4
This is what happens when you forget to set your Out-of-Office message. Something like this would work: "Thanks for reaching out - I'm currently taking a break from breaking Canada. As soon as I'm back in the office, I'll get to deleting your message. Have a sunny day!"
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It's absurd to say you can't be a $MSTR Bull AND a #Bitcoin Maxi. That's like saying you believe in Aliens, but not UFOs.
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Replying to @theJagmeetSingh
Honest Question, Jag: Doesn't your brother, Gurratan Singh, work for Crestview Strategy, who lobbies for Metro?
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Replying to @MichaelDell
Thanks, Michael. You Enjoy #Bitcoin too.🧡
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I want the #Bitcoin I have to increase in purchasing power. But I also just want more #Bitcoin. That's why I buy $MSTR. @saylor is securing more #Bitcoin for every share of $MSTR I own. Why do you buy $MSTR?
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Replying to @Dennis_Porter_
yea, yea, yea... If this is true, she will 1) Release Ross Ulbricht BEFORE the election 2) Drop the loony Unrealized Capital Gains tax policy 3) Drop tax rates in general in her policies She will do none of this.
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Replying to @CTVNationalNews
Wow - only took getting caught red-handed and a boycott by the Party slated to form the next Government.
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Replying to @CanadianPolling
So the losers don't want to play?
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Replying to @MarcMillerVM
Aren't you the party banning misinformation, Marc?
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Replying to @IIICapital
Peter Zeihan? Can't believe he got it wrong. He's an expert. @PeterZeihan
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Replying to @elonmusk
Correct.
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Replying to @ABDanielleSmith
It's annoying how reasonable you are. If only it would catch on federally. 😉
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Feels like the FUD is off the charts... But I genuinely haven't heard a reason to be concerned... Have you? I'm still holding $MSTR until I hear a fundamental reason to sell.
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Replying to @mrsunshinebaby
What's crazy is that Trump is beloved by half of Americans... confirming that The Late Show has become "The Left Show".
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Wait, who's paying $1700 to support him?! 😂 Isn't this like buying a ticket on the Titanic, after it hit the iceberg? 😬
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Replying to @theJagmeetSingh
I thought it was a Canadian Dental Care Program. What are you fighting for, Jag? Oh, right - yourself.
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Replying to @GarethSoloway
"the real market" - lol Are you saying Saylor isn't part of the real market, Gareth?
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So how does the yesterday's $MSTR Shareholder Meeting affect NAV expectations? My bull case has been 5x. Is that now the bear case?
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Replying to @PeterSchiff
The things I would do for $1K #Bitcoin...
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Replying to @MichaelDell
My Wife told me she wanted a more ambiguous relationship because I had such big ears. Now what, Michael?
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Replying to @CTVNews
I think it's weird that you're saying he's going to start "creating stories" - I thought that was your job, CTV News? Feeling threatened?
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Replying to @charliekirk11
This is the President I want to see in the Oval Office.
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Replying to @theJagmeetSingh
Logic, meet Jagmeet. You've never met, but I hope you can get to know one another.
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Don't buy $MSTR. Buy #Bitcoin... OR ETHEREUM?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE !@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!?!?!?!
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Replying to @liberal_party
"Political party announces they are not playing politics." Liberals think Canadians are dumb.
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Replying to @theJagmeetSingh
Hate to break it to you, Jag, but there is no such thing as free healthcare. Someone always pays.
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Replying to @GigaBasedDad
I was doing this, but wasn't losing fat... I misread the instructions - weekly, not daily. 🤦‍♂️
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Replying to @s_guilbeault
But at least we fixed climate change with your carbon tax.
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If you have money trapped in TradFi... You gonna buy the ETF where you pay BlackRock? Or you gonna buy $MSTR where @Saylor pays you in more #Bitcoin per share?
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Replying to @JustinTrudeau
Watching Trudeau pretend to understand war and the sacrifices of our soldiers is gross.
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Replying to @melaniejoly
Minister who plants seeds of antisemitism surprised when tree sprouts and produces antisemite fruit.
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Replying to @CTVNews
You "forgot" to mention Trump got shot.
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Replying to @CBCNews
Best case, this will only remind us that they took this money from us months ago, when we could have used it. For most, it reminds us that they are gas-lighting us and actually took more from us than they are returning.
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Jack's disciplined thinking on Bitcoin is refreshing.
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Replying to @CTVNews
Will the next CTV News Headline be: "Scientists conclude water wet"?
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Replying to @CanadianPolling
I would create a department with the sole mandate of making the Government smaller. It would be run by Ron Swanson. He would have no employees.

ALT Ron Swanson GIF by Parks and Recreation

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Replying to @melaniejoly
You've hit an iceberg, and you're ordering everyone else to course-correct. But you're the captain. You're responsible. Reorganizing the deck chairs will change nothing now. This ship is going down.
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Can't DCA into #Bitcoin? Buy $MSTR once, and @Saylor DCAs for you.
Replying to @EnjoyingBitcoin
That’s right. Even if I don’t have personal free cash flow to keep stacking or buy the dips, @saylor does it for me.
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Replying to @BitcoinMagazine
Also, carnivorous wolves will become vegetarian.
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Hostages still haven't been released, and you want a ceasefire? What's wrong with you?
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Replying to @brianlilley
Did we not pay enough in Carbon Taxes? Maybe Trudeau rebated us too much, and now Mother Earth is angry?
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Replying to @PeterSchiff @saylor
Peter, is #Bitcoin still on track to hit $750? 😬🤣
Don't make the mistake of thinking that buying #Bitcoin below $3,800 is a bargain just because the current price is better than 80% below its record high. Bitcoin's price could easily drop another 80% from here, and at $750 it would still be expensive!
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Replying to @CBCNews
Very reassuring. From the guy who promised low rates for the foreseeable future, did not see inflation coming, and then called it transitory. Why does anyone listen to him? And why does he keep making predictions? Has he ever been right?
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Replying to @chamath
For the same reason All-In Pod ratings were down last week. You weren't there. @DavidSacks wasn't there.
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Replying to @maxkeiser
Bruh, before you go the way of all men, I recommend you look into this a bit more seriously.
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Just the numbers, Steven: Please, how many bodies from the genocide have we recovered? Are we in double-digits?
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Replying to @PeterSchiff
I need a cold shower just thinking about your $1K hypothetical. Stop teasing me, Peter.
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Replying to @CTVNews
Venus has a run-away greenhouse gas problem, and it takes 243 earth-days for it to complete one full rotation on its axis. You know why this happened? Conservatives on Venus axed the Carbon Tax.
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Replying to @melaniejoly
When you spend 12+ hours trying to find the words... "ChatGPT, write me a public statement for something I have to say, but don't want to say."
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Replying to @nationalpost
I love this guy already. He showed up with a shovel on his first day. Keep digging bud. You're doing great.
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Replying to @CanadianPolling
I predict another passionate speech about having the backs of Canadians.
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Replying to @CanadianPolling
So... is the conclusion that Canadians are getting dumber?
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Replying to @CTVNews
Why doesn't this headline read: "Former President Trump survives assassination attempt after shot grazes head"?
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I see people hating on $MSTR holders - why are you hating on people who are building on #Bitcoin? We are #Bitcoin Maximalists - that means we want lives, companies and countries to be built on #Bitcoin. Talking only about #Bitcoin is like walking around bragging about a concrete basement - it's awesome, but kind of weird. We should also brag about the awesome house that can be built on this rock-solid foundation. Personally, #Bitcoin gives us freedom to travel with our wealth, censorship resistance, a store of value. For @saylor, it's the foundation that revived and renewed $MSTR. For @nayibbukele, it's setting El Salvador free of the IMF and financial repression. There's nothing wrong with focusing on #Bitcoin, but there's also nothing wrong with building on #Bitcoin.
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I like this idea, but the Gary Gensler has a pretty clear policy: The only person who can't make misleading statements is @elonmusk Everyone else is OK, especially if they oppose Trump.
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Replying to @RubinReport
How else could we know she is a virtuous person?
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Replying to @CTVNews
If true, it's weird to see Trump take a position the democrats hold.
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Replying to @ryangerritsen
Wish Justin would stay home and play Nintendo.
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Replying to @brianlilley
The PM wants to force asylum seekers onto another Province without their consent, and without paying for dinner? No wonder Sophie left him.
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Replying to @brianlilley
I love that "Dr." Jill just doesn't even care anymore. Just walks right in front of Joe, eager to get on the world's largest private jet asap. 🤣
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Replying to @JustinTrudeau
Hope you go back to school too! Maybe to learn what a budget is? Maybe how to balance it? 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @Tablesalt13
This is despicable, @JustinTrudeau @PierrePoilievre, fix this.
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Replying to @telfordk
I still haven't heard an explanation for this.
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Replying to @CTVNews
I can't wait for the "why did msm go bankrupt?" investigation.
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Replying to @kinsellawarren
I didn't know Kamala has dementia.
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Replying to @CTVNews
I've turned my air conditioner on full blast to try and do my part.
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Replying to @CTVNews
MSM killed and ate my dog. His name was Truth.
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Replying to @JustinTrudeau
Can I get this in English, please? Specifically, am I guilty of a crime that someone else committed? Also, where are the bodies? K. Thanks.
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Replying to @JustinTrudeau
Hey Drama Teacher, nice to see you building bridges to your post-political career.
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He's running for office in Palestine?
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Replying to @zerohedge
I am confident @mcuban will continue to oppose it, just like he opposed it when it was Trump's idea lol I crack myself up 😂 @realDonaldTrump
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Replying to @kinsellawarren
First, Trump isn't going to win. Now, Trump's economic boom isn't going to last? Don't you get tired of missing, Warren?
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The good news about $MSTR inclusion in $QQQ is that many of my family, friends and fellow-citizens are going to partake in the prosperity of #Bitcoin, even though they are too obtuse to study it and invest it. They may never understand why their portfolios did so well, but they'll have Michael Saylor to thank. Thank you @saylor
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Replying to @LukeGromen
It's amazing the Russians have flying washing machines. How do they stay connected to the water supply?
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You mean it wasn't wise to listen to someone who pretends for a living?
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Replying to @btcSalvation
HODL her.
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Replying to @CTVNews
I did not give permission for my tax dollars to spent on the MSM.
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Replying to @Jason
Her use of the word "guys" is not very inclusive. Just sayin'. 😉
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Replying to @kinsellawarren
I am not confident Trudeau understands primary colours, let alone all the harm he has done to Canada.
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Replying to @GerberKawasaki
You were more fun when you weren't so whiny. No one is forcing you to buy $tsla.
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Replying to @veritasium
Congress is about to make a mistake?! I guess there's a first for everything.
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Replying to @PierrePoilievre
Hear me out - have any of you considered cancelling your Disney+ Subscription? It might help.
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Replying to @iluminatibot
If you haven't already, you should study #Bitcoin.
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Replying to @Tablesalt13
I think the solution to this is to double the carbon tax.
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Replying to @gilmcgowan
Hey, remind me who's pulling the strings on your Justin?
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Let's say I accept your premise... So when you came into power, you fixed his mess, right? 🤣
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Replying to @nationalpost
This headline could be much shorter: Justin Trudeau labelled "cringe" online
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Same. Been with Sonos for about 14 years... Tough to say goodbye, but I have to... Buggy app, awful performance - skips songs, fails to connect, inconsistent performance. Just awful.
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Replying to @CTVNews
BREAKING: The Defense is acting in their Clients' interests. Well done, CTV News. This is some next-level reporting.
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Replying to @truckdriverpleb
As a devout Christian, I always seek to pray publicly in a way that disrupts everyone else. This is the way God knows I am being sincere. Because carving out the time at home, or at my Church, wouldn't be devout. Certainly wouldn't be as public.
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Peter Schiff missing the point: Saylor only issues more shares when MSTR is more valuable than its #Bitcoin holdings. In other words, he's buying #Bitcoin on the cheap, with money that is losing value, so that MSTR shares end up holding more Bitcoin per share. He got the last part right: "Wash, rinse, repeat - what could possible go wrong?" Answer: Nothing.
MSTR borrows money and issues shares to buy more #Bitcoin. As a result, the price of Bitcoin goes up, which causes the price of $MSTR to increase, allowing it to borrow more money and sell more shares to buy even more Bitcoin. Wash, rinse, repeat—what could possibly go wrong?
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