Raw milk and egg enjoyer. Nonsense poster. Aesthetics appreciator. 🐿️ squirrel rescuer. CREC

Every homestead should have an aerial embroidery of the land hanging on the wall
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Replying to @p8stie
Not only that, some Olympians might have a bad night of sleep or have a headache. Unfair
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Replying to @BigGulpAmerikan
So this is yoga's endgame, picking your nose from the backdoor
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Replying to @basedspinach
Two minutes after ingesting chudweed
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The nuclear option Right in the classroom
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Please don't tell my family I've done this, I don't want to be disinvited from events
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Replying to @ronawang
What are they gonna do... Fire you if you talk to the recruiter?
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We know we won because we aren't all speaking German. I contemplate this while holding my FL driver's license renewal notice that was sent with Spanish version on the back
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Replying to @ronawang
Hire a fake IRS auditor to contact the company "Haha you guys passed the test"
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I said Vladimir, you're not going in.
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I also opted for the bonus punishment add-on to my vote
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Nobody is prevented from defending themselves on this platform. See look, you're doing it now. There is no first amendment right to defamation, of course, which is what ADL is allegedly doing.
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Replying to @leamaric
LMAO Someone troll them by posting about selling red hats to libs with tracking devices embedded
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Replying to @TiredMemeClown
Bro has found his passion Malicious compliance
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Replying to @BenjaminCrew1
The year is 2086. National Treasure 52: Electric Boogaloo is slated for release this summer. Nic Cage must use Hunter Biden's crack pipe as a key to unlock the vaults beneath Plymouth Rock
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Replying to @Johnny_suputama
Me, looking at tweets on twitter dot com
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This post has 3,000 bookmarks. The people yearn for needlecraft maps. Embroiderpreneurs, get busy.
Every homestead should have an aerial embroidery of the land hanging on the wall
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Replying to @d_feldman
Biblically accurate gymnasts
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New side hustle just dropped
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Replying to @soiled_plants2
Didn't have enough dough for the first one I'm guessing lol. Second one looks lovely.
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He's supposed to be her bodyguard indefinitely? Until when?
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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures
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Replying to @kayteebee99
The most helpful thing that anyone could have done
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Replying to @Babygravy9
"Hey babe can you wear your retainer when we exchange vows"
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Replying to @GerryMcBride
Not wrong, it's pretty stressful
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Replying to @uncle_deluge
They fear a battalion of whimsical skippers galloping upon the nation's capital
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Replying to @Aristos_Revenge
I like wifejak
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Replying to @nickgerteis @p8stie
Yup it's basically the same thing
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Replying to @Zvbear
Honestly instead of debating it we should all just chuckle. "Haha, good one..."
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Small accounts receiving a single like on a tweet
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Tbh I probably do deserve a touch of jail time
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My IQ has been estimated as high as 100 miles per hour
A reminder that #Trump's IQ, estimated by experts and educationers from his speech patterns and word choice, has been assessed 'as low as 73%. No higher than 80%". He's a moron. A dangerous moron. And his followers are, too.
Community note
Not only is IQ not measured in percentages, the claim that Trump's IQ had been measured as 73 has been debunked as false. snopes.com/fact-check/don
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Alligator oil salesmen when they find out alligators don't age
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Replying to @CityBureaucrat
I like how the guy turns into a pile of sludge but still doesn't give up, continues the race
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Replying to @QuetzalPhoenix
"Measured by western standards, he was disgusting, rotten, and sick"
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Next level ubering Have a prewritten rant to unleash for each type of person, that will subconsciously nudge them to tip better Bro had OP pegged as a masterbation machine rant appreciator
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Replying to @littlebillie
Banger status REVOKED sorry billie
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β€œThe machines worked flawlessly this time, Father. But I will still be standing by for any issues with cyber.”
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Replying to @cluedont
me and the boys getting waterboarded trying to slonk one last egg
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Replying to @CyberPunkCortes
Easy to miss stuff when you're trained not to see it
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Y'all mind if I wear this to your garden party?
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Replying to @Alkibiades_
What is mere-work? Is it just work? Contempt for work = 🚩
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Replying to @krrishd
It's the lazy eyelids and forced smile, feels like he's got a divided mind underneath the character
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Replying to @bendellwerry

ALT Now Watch This Drive GIF

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Replying to @GraduatedBen
Is there a montage of her laughing?
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Replying to @arielthemidwife
Wow. Makes me think of ho'oponopono. "I love you." "I'm sorry." "Please forgive me." "Thank you."
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Replying to @hollowearthterf
$50 a week for roadkill? Damn inflation. Used to be free!
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I am real but I do have to get something off my chest. My name is not Egg Czar
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Replying to @douglaswils
This piece compares Cretans with anti-Semites and says a good Cretan would acknowledge the general truth of Paul saying β€œCretans are always liars, evil beasts, lazy gluttons.” Why would it be invalid to level similar language against another group? Say, unbelieving Jews?
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Jack the fact checker, between emails
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We're bringing back tricorn hats. Meet me at the tavern and we'll have a pint before throwing trans books in the harbor
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Replying to @BonifaceOption
Dis real? I will spread dis info
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Babe, wake up! A new Stephen Wolfe track just dropped!
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Replying to @WomnOfValor
Imagine being an old man and hearing your wife say old men are not generally as strong as young men. The horror
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Replying to @c_h33z
Whenever you meet Hitler, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is. --William James, probably
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The ideal man actually: -Tranquil as a forest -Swift as the coursing river -Force of a great typhoon -Strength of a raging fire -Mysterious as the dark side of the moon -Gets down to business -Defeats the Huns
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I can relate to aspects of this. One thing that helps, maybe not fitting in, but existing, is not doing the performative false actions. During dating years ago I and my gf established an understanding that "I love you" was not something to reflexively fire back. I liked that.
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Replying to @inkblotistan
Remember the thrill of hearing a hundred tradwives galloping across a field, anon
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Replying to @lporiginalg
If this is real there is no way she can help him get over it. She just has to remain humble, penitent, understanding, and let what happens happen
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Replying to @stclairashley
Generally being replaced is about immigration and DEI type stuff. Not dating gripes..
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β€’ Ivermectin: good for horses, good for humans. β€’ Heat lamp: good for chickens, good for humans. β€’ ??? Starting an exclusive health group called Livestock Chads. DM for invite
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Read the books you bought
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When you cherish your kin more than H1B men, that's amoris
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Replying to @HEAVYWASH_
Your unemployed mutuals at 2pm on a Tuesday
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If I had a spare $8 million I'd be tempted to acquire this 1,800 acre estate that includes a 19th century dogtrot cabin at the highest point
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Replying to @JohnSmi48253239
Colloidal silver turns you blue
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How I sleep knowing His mercies are new every morning
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Replying to @BasedTorba
RFK Jr.'s brain scan
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Replying to @douglaswils
Most Christians hold no special reverence for Muslims so there is less need for corrective rhetoric in that direction
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ALT the lord of the rings GIF

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Replying to @empireenjoyer10
All the good hold-digging jobs are being taken by foreign YouTubers. Sad state of affairs.
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My parents have a beautiful yard full of camellias. Dad has been flowerposting lately
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I am deeply troubled by the state of our nation. Let's pray extra tonight. GN frens
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Found a raw milk source for $6/gallon
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What if we all just commented β€œπŸ‘€β€ on each other's posts
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Who up ripping a heater
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End all foreign aid immediately.
End all foreign aid immediately.
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The sun watching me explain to my family about sunscreen being a scam
Please tell me this isn’t real. It’s real, isn’t it?
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Attractive male hobbies: - growing tobacco in the yard - growing tea shrubs and sugarcane - processing the above into pipe tobacco, tea, and sugar - smoking the tobacco in a pipe - making sweet tea - dressing in period southern aristocracy attire and saying "I do declare"
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