England wants me to pick a side between a mixed-race gay woman of colour who is also a skilled migrant vs a police officer? Sorry not falling for it. Sam Kerr innocent.
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If it were to happen today
On this day, 12 years ago @AmyParks7 reported from @AAMIPark to create this moment of brilliance for @7NewsMelbourne
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Are you an AFL or NRL journo watching the Women's World Cup? Is Sam Kerr the only player you know? Do you have an opinion you need to share?
Ask your doctor if shutting the fuck up is right for you!
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Hear me out: A-Lig on 10.
Sam Pang already on 10.
Ed Kavalee already on 10.
Time to bring back Santo, Sam & Ed
@mredkavalee @MrSamPang @SantoSamEd
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I hope a certain racist senator from Queensland sees this photograph and it makes her drop fucking dead
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Yes it is
Is it possible to have a video for a national flag? Asking for Australia. 💚💛#Matildas
Caitlin Foord opens the scoring for Australia
Watch FIFA Women's World Cup™ on Optus Sport
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DID YOU KNOW the Western Sydney Wanderers have official shades of the red and black they use?
For instance the red is called Upsdell Red. The black is called Sable.
Why is this interesting? Well it means the RBB are technically the Upsdell & Sable Bloc.
The USB if you will.
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Want to waltz into a police station after allegedly murdering 2 guys and going on a road trip with their corpses and another cop? No problem, take a seat.
Want to walk back into your ticketed bay at a soccer match after holding a banner? Time to get your fucking head caved in!
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Minimum penalty is $0 so if you see someone experiencing a maritime emergency at Fed Square tonight do the right thing and mind your own business 🙊
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That's ok they'll come back in a few years after you review yourself and retroactively give you a 10
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I know OSM and City Terrace are walking out at the 20th minute, but what if for the preceding 20 minutes they both chant "fuck Danny Townsend"
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Ok @Channel10AU here's the list to get Sokkah Twitter onside:
• Santo, Sam & Ed after the Saturday night game
• Simon Hill on comms as much as humanly possible
• Aaron Chen for pitch-side interviews for at least 1 game a week
• No Slater, Harper or Speed
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There's no better time to become a Melbourne Victory member 💪
📞 Our Member Services hotline is open Monday - Friday until 5PM to assist you.
Member Services: 1300 466 832 (ext 2)
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Nice to see sanctions in place against those who really instigated the pitch invasion (the media)
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Spurs haven't won the league since before Ange was born. The delusion is out of control.
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Is that Marcos Flores playing the soccer coach in this shitty gymnastics show my daughter is watching on Netflix?
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turning a big dial that says "Angeposting" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Why did you feel it was appropriate to take Craig Goodwin's comments out of context to make it seem like he was on board with this?
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Up there with the guy who believed in Segways so strongly he bought the company then demonstrated there's no way the Segway would let him drive off a cliff right before driving it off a cliff
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Shit on Rudan's coaching all you want but the numbers don't lie:
Concedes 4 in the first half.
Makes 5 subs at halftime.
Only concedes 3 in the second half.
That's coaching, baby! That's why he got a 3 year deal and you're on twitter!
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• creating future history
• commitment to making long term positive change for our game (but only for 3 years?)
• it's certainly not all about money, but the money's helpful
• we've obviously been working on this for 12 months
• we've been dealing with different states
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I hate when gimmick accounts can't keep to their gimmicks. I want to see ruined shirts not absolutely goated shirts.
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My ass contemplating letting my 5yo stay up til 10 to watch the Tillies, I feel like I have to, right?
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I hate when you go to the strippers and they ask questions like "what are you doing here, sir?" "Do you work for Sydney?" "What do you do?" "Oh you're a journo?" "Ah! What's your name?" "What are you gonna write about Vince? What's the story out of this game?"
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A-League nailing fixture balance once again. Vuck play Adelaide twice before end of December, Sydney 3 times before end of January. Macarthur and Newy twice and done before they even play Brisbane for the first time
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Bret Hart is trending so I'd like to remind you of the time he killed Bill Goldberg with the old Back to the Future Part 3 trick
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Wow Dan Andrews sends a message to anyone thinking of supporting the USA ahead of tonight's round of 16 clash with Sweden
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And of course in real life the novel coronavirus was unleashed solely to stop Australia from winning a continental championship in an unprecedented third confederation
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Not enough of you subscribed to the worst functioning video app I've ever used in my life which had nothing other than the A-League and Paw Patrol content-wise until about 4 minutes ago. Your fault.
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Any parents at the #SydneyDerby please keep your kids within reach lest @nswpolice decide bashing soccer wogs isn't enough and they want to bring out some more of their greatest hits (strip searching children)
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Why should we? The Catholic church is worth literally hundreds of billions of dollars. Not even every day French citizens should fork out for it.
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So is James Troisi going to retire from football to enlist, or is he a fucking hypocritical coward?
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A group of balaclava-clad thugs who set off flares during the Matildas semi-final are linked to the same group who stormed the pitch at AAMI Park during an A-League game > bit.ly/3KLGeW2
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Why do some active A League supporter groups feel the need to wear all black clothing. To me, that’s a sign of some sort of attempted supremacy. They want to feel powerful, self entitled or even to make up for their small dicks.
Make ‘em wear rainbow t-shirts or pink or yellow!
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Wow, did anyone else notice this at the Victory game? The Ange Postecoglou Celtic inspired grass! Pretty cool!
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Wow! Barça going big this transfer window!
🔵🔴
Huge thanks to @TonyIsing and @AardigOranje for helping get this deal across the line!
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Hi @gomvfc I'm currently barricaded alone in a small room in my house away from my small kids because I have covid could you DM me what the new kits look like early? I promise not to leak
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Hearing rumours that the Andrews government has bought BCF's entire inventory of flares and will be distributing them to families at the Rod Laver gate @3AW693 @TomElliott3AW have you heard this rumour? Maybe one for the Rumour File!
Fed Square went off on Monday for the Matildas.
And tomorrow, Rod Laver will too.
We're opening the arena and putting the game on the big screen.
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If Fox Sports want to drop the A-League with 3 years left on the broadcast deal they should pay the $171M outstanding
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#SokkahTwitter remains undefeated
"What are you doing here, sir?"
"Just my job mate."
Gold from @VinceRugari 😂
@realestate_au | #RoamingBrian
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Pull an aeroplane, Larry. Go on tough guy. If you don't pull an aeroplane out of the water and onto land in 27 seconds then you have to shut the fuck up forever. Tick tock, Larry.
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Artificial turf is so shit Brenton Speed did his front and backyards in it and then blocked Don Burke on twitter. #TJKvAUS
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If you think I'm not applying for the Vuck job with my extensive Football Manager résumé you've got another thing coming pal
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Wow Dan Andrews sends a message to anyone thinking of supporting England ahead of tonight's World Cup Semi Final against Australia
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Americans will see this photo and wonder how we managed to build all these stadiums next to each other without bulldozing the entire city for their parking lots
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