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@DavidPattt

Lifestyle & Entertainment | Pharmacologist | cybersecurity enthusiast | FCB

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Joined June 2022
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Me on my way to work, masculinely:
Voice it out@thechampioncum
3 Oct 2025
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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This is troubled waters bro
Ω‹Owen@_fvckowen
30 Aug 2024
Decided to do a wave check guys,how does it look?
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A healthy male body doing what a healthy male body does.
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Selecting all images with traffic lights
Temi πŸ’¨
@__temiszn
31 Mar 2025
What makes us human?
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Your cousin met John Cena and didn’t take a picture with him?
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He's not special. I've also slept with cheaters.
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This is evidence that even if all you do is drink water & mind your business, people will still talk
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Being able to only focus on school while in school
β˜†SOM
@cfcSOM
10 Oct 2024
What's a Privilege you think people take for granted?
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He doesn’t have dementia he’s just in disbelief
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Hope you're a vet??
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ᴏʟᴜᴍΙͺᴅᴇ πŸ‚
@mideysmith
12 Nov 2024
Unpopular facts; Cockroach milk is three times as nutritious as cow's milk
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Later in the day
Ω‹Owen@_fvckowen
19 Nov 2024
A plate for you, the other one for?
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And then you go home and tweet about her.
Ω‹Owen@_fvckowen
13 Jan 2025
I'm that guy who gives the most beautiful girl in the room no attention at all. I won't even acknowledge her.πŸ‘πŸΏ
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Telling people your plans can jinx it.
A.K.A
@kayzywizzzy
25 Nov 2024
What's that superstition you believe in?
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Generational wealth starts with one big thief
Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_
5 Apr 2025
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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They detach before the breakup
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How would I know they showed up 2 hours late?
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Then try unemployment
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I passionately need money
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It's also okay to understand that some people won't be there anymore when you reappear
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Charging someone's phone when they're asleep.
Temi πŸ’¨
@__temiszn
29 Nov 2024
Little things that are not so little?
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25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything
ᴏʟᴜᴍΙͺᴅᴇ πŸ‚
@mideysmith
4 Sep 2024
18-23 year olds really do think they're smarter than everybody Imaoo
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Everything is embarrassing to y'all except begging for money
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This is the cutest thing you’ll see today πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Your successful friends will leave you behind if you don't level up too.
Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_
5 Apr 2025
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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My Camera would be exhausted
Ω‹Owen@_fvckowen
13 Jun 2025
A mirror this big>>>>
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You are not likely to get RICH if you are big on morality
Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_
5 Apr 2025
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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funny how they were both ki||ed by Starks
LENNY πŸ‘‘
@TheLenny_
13 Jun 2024
Aura For Aura Who are you picking?
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Then try unemployment
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The both of you should give me 50k
Ω‹Owen@_fvckowen
19 Oct 2024
You flex with 200k, I feel broke with 200k. We not the same
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Having parents that support you financially
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Being able to only focus on school while in school
Jenni
@hashjenni
2 Nov 2023
What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ???
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She said β€œimagine dating someone who is employed”
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Before the G wagon there was a hummer H2
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BRΒ°kΔ“Γ±πŸ₯·
@Angle__wix
31 Dec 2024
free yourself from the shackles of washing dishes every night this year. you not gonna get roaches, i promise.
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Your successful friends will leave you behind if you don't level up too.
Blackie@Blackcrypt_
11 May 2024
What opinion about FRIENDSHIPS will put you in this position ?
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As an adult, there’s no reason to lie, nobody will beat you.
BAMIDELEπŸ•Š
@thenihiin
17 Oct 2023
What opinion about Adulthood will have you like this?
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It's also okay to understand that some people won't be there anymore when you reappear
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Because it's not logical
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i'm sorry my parents don't hΓ te me.
Ω‹Owen@_fvckowen
28 Jun 2024
At age 22, you should not be collecting money from your parents anymore.
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You underestimate life's ability to teach
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you think Rihanna dates for hunger like you??
Moji 🀎🌸@theyluvvMoji
25 Jun 2024
I wish Rihanna stayed with her arab billionaire
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"Make it a habit to check in on people" The people:
VEREM@Veremthegreat
25 Jun 2025
The fake checkups don't work with me, I'm good. Mind your business nd leave me alone.
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Charging someone's phone when they're asleep
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Seeing the bigger picture on why something didn't workout for you.
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Generational wealth starts with one big thief
LENNY πŸ‘‘
@TheLenny_
8 Dec 2023
What opinion about money will have you like this?
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β€œI’m not ready for a relationship” - they just don’t like you.
Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_
5 Apr 2025
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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My friend trying to quit alcohol got a job at a distillers company as a QA officer and tasting alcohol is one of the Quality methods
Temi πŸ’¨
@__temiszn
23 Sep 2024
What drama happened/ is happening around you recently?
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If a robber is robbing every house but not mine he is still a robber
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If he was Jude Bellingham you won’t complain
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Are you there for their drip or your drip?
Temi πŸ’¨
@__temiszn
10 Feb 2025
Doctors and fake crocs πŸ˜‚πŸ€πŸΎ
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That first heartbreak will definitely make you take sick leave from work
ᴏʟᴜᴍΙͺᴅᴇ πŸ‚
@mideysmith
13 Aug 2024
26 years of life and I've never been in a relationship
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i don’t think you’re the one being cheated on
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So what do you do with the child after seeing the colour?
CHIDINMA
@cruisequeeeen
16 Sep 2024
If you want to see a man's true colours, just get pregnant for him.
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The most important thing is, YOU CAN RETURN THEM.
Sarau’NiiyaaπŸ¦‹β˜˜οΈπŸ’«@9_11_90s
19 Aug 2024
Nieces and nephews are so amazing. They're cute, they love you, you play with them and you don't have to pay their school fees. The best!
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My bladder most days
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The day my father was asking my sister about his zodiac sign. I just knew...
A.K.A
@kayzywizzzy
20 Sep 2024
There's a way your father will be behaving, you'll know he's someone's sugar daddy.
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Free Uber rides. Save on fuel, repairs, stress...and you can show up in a black Benz and leave in a white Lexus
π“³π“Έπ“Όπ“±πŸ§Έ
@Joshwydd_
25 Jul 2024
Would you rather be gifted with a car or free Uber rides forever?
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They will. DStv will make sure of that.
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Nigerians are looking at this road and wondering what's wrong with it
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55k? because e stand like C.Ronaldo?
KACHI 🎎
@Kachidey4you
17 Dec 2024
7 months old chicken on hot sale. Location - Lagos. Price: 55k
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Still cheaper than raising someone else’s child
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ask your mom and get back to us.
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The ocean is scary
Wild Laughs
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Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself
Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_
5 Jun 2025
As a matter of fact.
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Imagine a thief stealing your phone and getting your airpods for free πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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You still want to come back??
Precious πŸ«¦πŸ’…@temyyszn
15 Oct 2024
In my next world, I'll never be a first child or first daughter.
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I'm eating what I have
HIM@Him_edits
3 Oct 2024
Are you eating what you want or what your body needs?
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I'm curious to know what you became when Rihanna became a billionaire
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Anytime my neighbor is washing clothes outside and she can't hear her kids making noise anymore, she will just start shouting "Chisom I can see what you are doing o"πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
Ω‹Owen@_fvckowen
17 Sep 2024
I know silence is golden. But when you have kids, silence is suspicious.πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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None. I even owe November money.
gd 🫧@drfwgd
30 Oct 2024
what is your budget for november?
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Me after satisfying a craving:
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Yes. Then before the end of the month it saves me
Ω‹Owen@_fvckowen
23 Sep 2024
Do you guys really save 20% of your salary?
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Girlfriend, not livestock
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Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself
Tess_xoxo🌺@tess_szn
6 Oct 2023
What opinion about Sex will have you like this?
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When you guys marry into this sort of family, Please leave it stable and united as you met it.
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Imagine leaving for the airport 10hrs early to confuse your village people, only to come on Twitter and see your cousin alerting them😭
CHIDINMA
@cruisequeeeen
14 Oct 2024
My cousin is traveling to the UK tonight, flight leaves at 5pm but he left for the airport around 7am.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Remote work
Blackie@Blackcrypt_
23 Aug 2024
But why is the president of Nigeria living in France ?
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I was eating on my balcony when I saw this tweet, I quickly moved my food into the house.
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Taking them early to school before assembly so they can copy their classmates’ >>>>
𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'π†π¨ππŸ’¦
@Champagnediet1
21 Oct 2024
Marrying an intelligent partner that can help your kids do their homework >>>>
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I’ve found the winner 🀲🏽
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My mum wanted to come with me on my drive this morning, so I told her to go put on her shoes and then I left. I did it for us y'all!
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Stage fright.
Mini πŸ’«@4dlucks
13 May 2025
A guy will last 2 mins first link, then all of a sudden he's lasting 4 hours
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They said it's for 6 months and above. Aren't we all 6 months and above?
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This is why I will forever stand on "everyone knows what they are doing".
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Hope your wedding goes well bro
KACHI 🎎
@Kachidey4you
2 Aug 2024
My phone fell and screen cracked πŸ’”won't have a phone this weekend
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So why is the security guard sitting and ordering spaghetti and turkey ?
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My bank account
Damilola🌺
@thebigdammy
18 Nov 2024
where can u be touched that instantly turns you on?
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Pharmacist: how may I help you? Him: attend to the others first. I’m actually not in a hurry
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After the wedding you'll enter into an institution and it won't be the institution of marriage.
HIM@Him_edits
26 Aug 2024
my wedding cake will be an edible and i'm not warning anyone
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You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts.
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As an adult you don’t have to lie, nobody will beat you
Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_
13 Jun 2024
In conclusion ?
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No liquid can lubricate your throat after eating this yam
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Even my enemies check to see if l'm still suffering
Tolu Of CanadaπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
@Not_tolulope
22 Aug 2024
I don't think you're ready to date if you're getting upset cause someone didn't hit you up for 4 days
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It's not just Netflix. I also have Prime, DSTV, Spotify, Apple TV, YouTube and HBO as well.
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I’ve never collected extra sheet in an exam
Beri🌚
@beri_grizou
16 Aug 2025
How contented are you?
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