What if the entire universe is just a video being shown to Adam and Eve to explain why they shouldn't eat the fruit
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"Hey, I like you, can we date?" Simple.
Stop all this big grammar and what's your hobby thing.
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Being spiritual is not by frowning your face and walking very slow.
You can laugh, play, swim, play PS4 and still be spiritual.
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We went to the altar and the pastor said some words, touched people and they would faint.
He came to me, said some words and I stood up. He tried again, touched my forehead and I stood up.
One of his bodyguards whispered in my ear 'stop embarrassing bishop and faint'.😭
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Samsung made their phone's very slippery, then made their phone screens very expensive, you see in this life, everything is a setup..
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If a man has two girlfriends, Mary and Ella, he tells Ella about Mary and doesn't tell Mary about Ella, who does he love more?
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"Hey, I like you, can we date?" Simple. Stop all this big grammar and what's your hobby thing.
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Have you ever walked away from a relationship while you were still in love with that person?
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They stole someone's phone, he went straight to the altar after locking the doors, took mic and said "problem go happen here "😭
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